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At 7/1/03 09:41 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:
BTW, bread crusts are great for pb&j sandwichs because the jelly doesnt soak through the crust while youre at work. And I like the way the crust tastes, thank you. It has less air in it, so is more compact, and thus more nutritious per volume. Eat your bread crusts, or you will all die of malnutrition!

pb & j I can not stand. Ew. I bet you tried to put Nutella in there once lol and anchovies...
All I know is that a bread-butt isn't worth shit when making a REAL sandwich or toasts. Did breat-butts die!

At 7/1/03 09:41 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I said it would happen since the beginning of the DAG. Why didnt anyone believe me?

The DAG has always been pro-n00b and pro-general. We dont claim to be "above" forums, topics, or tactics. Which is why all our members love being in the DAG. We are down to earth, and non-elitist. We believe that posters arent born great, they are made that way. Which is why weak posters become great posters when they join the DAG. Because in our forum we teach them the skills they need to make convincing and puissant arguments.

Change is good.

The DAG.

I think credit should be given where it is deserved. The DAG has come along fine. We have a list of very respectable posters and there is no denying that. I am sure everyone thinks Jonas just joined out of anger but I think joining the DAG has been on his mind for quite sometime now….welcome to the DAG Jonas. Once your go DAG you never turn back.

At 7/1/03 09:59 AM, poxpower wrote:

pb & j I can not stand. Ew. I bet you tried to put Nutella in there once lol and anchovies...
All I know is that a bread-butt isn't worth shit when making a REAL sandwich or toasts. Did breat-butts die!

Fewel, you will die for your impertinence! Bread crust is the food of the Gods! Now I will watch as the lack of essential bread crust nutrients causes you to shrivel up and die like a slug with salt poured on it.

any minute now......

Somebody do us a favour and hunt down the fucker that stole my goddamn mobile...

At 7/1/03 11:33 AM, D2KVirus wrote: Somebody do us a favour and hunt down the fucker that stole my goddamn mobile...

Please elaborate so I can find this bastard and return his head to you on a plate, served with a side of his dead ass gravy ala FUNK.

At 7/1/03 12:01 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 7/1/03 11:33 AM, D2KVirus wrote:

Please elaborate so I can find this bastard and return his head to you on a plate, served with a side of his dead ass gravy ala FUNK.

Really...how appealing is Funky gravy...?

At 7/1/03 12:21 PM, nitroxide wrote:

At 7/1/03 12:01 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 7/1/03 11:33 AM, D2KVirus wrote:

Please elaborate so I can find this bastard and return his head to you on a plate, served with a side of his dead ass gravy ala FUNK.

Really...how appealing is Funky gravy...?

well considering it is made from dead ass, it is considerably funky. Imagine the normal funk which is ass. Now add the stench of death. Now add extra FUNK. I think you get my point.

At 7/1/03 12:21 PM, nitroxide wrote:

Really...how appealing is Funky gravy...?

I hear good things...but that's just from Joey Numbers...he may not be very in the know...I think Joey is going to be fired this week actually...

At 7/1/03 07:45 AM, poxpower wrote: Do you practice that at school too?

No, not at school; I like school, really I do. Plus, i pay way too much to sleep there.

In any case, be sure to tell us exactly what your job is so we can all join you in the demise of american economy... wait, I'm canadian... and Ted too.. alright, we'll work on our side of the border, you work on yours and we'll meet in 30 years when all of humanity has reverted to the stone age

I work with my dad. He's the boss, so thats how I get away with my bullshit. Most of the time Im just there doing homework and talking with people. I have a small client load. I sometimes(lie) procrastinate, and get their work done at the last minute. What I do...sit on the computer and use a calculator. I enter data into the computer and then I go smoke.
As for the economy, frickin A man, I bought a Pepsi earlier (im pumpin loot into this here economy!!) And the stone age wouldnt be good because nobody would want their taxes done!
Oh, and I do managment type consulting with people sometimes; I tell them what to do. Fun, easy.
Pump up the economy...buy smokes! (right)

BWS, you play on UM hockey?

D2K, are you going to Summer Sanitarium?

At 7/1/03 07:25 PM, 70TA wrote: BWS, you play on UM hockey?

Not the Varsity team if thats what youre asking. I might play for their Club team in the fall; its still very hard to make, and they do the same amount of travel. They play the same teams that the varsity team does, and so its still cool. I could make the team because Im very good, and ive played since I was a little shit. If I never started smoking and doing drugs and stuff when I was younger, I probably would play for the varsity team...oh well, at least im sober now.

The NG BBS seems incredibly buggy today. I've had six or seven internal server errors just trying to post in a few threads, trying to get back to how I used to be, flooding the forums with my ideas. Oh well, I'll take what I can get.

Happy Canada Day everyone! *burns his country's flag*

At 7/1/03 10:20 PM, BaKsHi wrote: did you burn the US flag or the Canadian flag?

All of the above. And my province's flag too. I still believe that patriotism spawns blind hatred for other countries or even provinces.

Sometimes it does, sometimes it simply causes love for your nation. There's no point in simply taking such a firm stance, because that's not all it does.

At 7/1/03 10:01 PM, nailbomb wrote: Happy Canada Day everyone! *burns his country's flag*

In the words of Tom Green, "My country's flag is a leaf. You know what we do to leaves in the fall? We burn them."

At 7/1/03 10:22 PM, nailbomb wrote: All of the above. And my province's flag too. I still believe that patriotism spawns blind hatred for other countries or even provinces.

What about blind hatred of patriotism?

At 7/1/03 10:54 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

What about blind hatred of patriotism?

I burn a flag in effigy of everything that's wrong with its corrupted government and exploitation of third-world countries. Not for the love that one might have for the freedoms that his country brings him.

At 7/1/03 11:26 PM, nailbomb wrote:

I burn a flag in effigy of everything that's wrong with its corrupted government and exploitation of third-world countries. Not for the love that one might have for the freedoms that his country brings him.

hmmm...well, to each his own I guess...me I like the fourth of July cause of the pretty fireworks...I'm not overly patriotic or anything...I don't much care for the way things are working right now but...I dunno...I guess my feeling is that by recognizing the people in government I don't like, and voting to get them out of power...I'm at least making some small sort of a difference, maybe that's idealistic, or just plain stupid, but that's how I try to look at it.

Its good to be patriotic, but not to the point where you have blinders on. Human rights are a serious issue, and they need to be forever protected (backing up what someone said). Patriotism is different from thinking that your country is always right (thats a combination of ignorance and propaganda).

At 7/2/03 12:07 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

hmmm...well, to each his own I guess...me I like the fourth of July cause of the pretty fireworks...

It rained today so I didn't go to the Canada day fireworks. =( Oh well, maybe I should buy more fireworks from the army surplus store and celebrate Canada day everyday.

Question:
I need 1500 to get my first elite badge, right?

At 7/1/03 09:51 PM, BWS wrote: Not the Varsity team if thats what youre asking. I might play for their Club team in the fall; its still very hard to make, and they do the same amount of travel. They play the same teams that the varsity team does, and so its still cool. I could make the team because Im very good, and ive played since I was a little shit. If I never started smoking and doing drugs and stuff when I was younger, I probably would play for the varsity team...oh well, at least im sober now.

Dang, didn't know that you did all that, and still handle all that tough schooling at UM. I mis judged you.

At 7/2/03 12:50 AM, 70TA wrote:

At 7/1/03 09:51 PM, BWS wrote:

Dang, didn't know that you did all that, and still handle all that tough schooling at UM. I mis judged you.

Cool, thanks. Ill tell you a bit more. I was expelled from High School for slanging dope and being an ass in general. I went and got sober. I kick ass in school now, and I won an (not the) All American Scholar Award, along with being on my schools and National Deans List. Im not trying to brag, im just proud of what Ive done.

So, youre from the D! Even though I grew up in Livonia, Ive spent a good amount of time there doing things that I sure as hell shouldnt have been doing. What part are you from (or crossroads). I grew up near Plymouth and Middlebelt.

At 7/2/03 01:19 AM, BWS wrote: Cool, thanks. Ill tell you a bit more. I was expelled from High School for slanging dope and being an ass in general. I went and got sober. I kick ass in school now, and I won an (not the) All American Scholar Award, along with being on my schools and National Deans List. Im not trying to brag, im just proud of what Ive done. So, youre from the D! Even though I grew up in Livonia, Ive spent a good amount of time there doing things that I sure as hell shouldnt have been doing. What part are you from (or crossroads). I grew up near Plymouth and Middlebelt.

Well, I was born in Detroit, moved to South Lyon, and now I'm at UD. I live near the McNichols campus in an apartment on Livernois. It's nice, not your typical rund down, Detroit building. These are new, student apartments.

At 7/2/03 12:28 AM, nailbomb wrote:

It rained today so I didn't go to the Canada day fireworks. =( Oh well, maybe I should buy more fireworks from the army surplus store and celebrate Canada day everyday.

Now there's an idea...fireworks are illegal here in Jersey...so I probably won't get anything in the backyard or whatever...well, maybe I can find some people I know who are hooked up.

Oh, and BWS, good point about patriotism there, I wish more people would take such advice to heart.

Well, I got to 200 (people saying "uh, so what?"). Well, I wanted to get my 200 before I start posting on snooble most of the time; seems like it would be the good thing to do, I guess.
-View-, thanks, and yes, its too bad that people cant understand that.
Well, Im outta here in a few. Im going up north and wont be back till Tuesday.

Everyone please shift your eyes to the "U.S. Plans Global Weapons" thread.

At 7/1/03 07:51 PM, nailbomb wrote: D2K, are you going to Summer Sanitarium?

I'd leave after Deftones, and that's if I happened to be in the US at the time. Then again, I could bottle Linkin Park back to the primordial sludge...

*gnashes teeth that Korn never do decent tours outside the US, the lazy, cash hungry bastards that they are*