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LOL. Shrike is baked and sloshed.

At 10/10/04 04:31 AM, FatherVenom wrote: LOL. Shrike is baked and sloshed.

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At 10/10/04 05:25 AM, TheShrike wrote: $postCount +=1;

Surely that would be:

$postcount++;

Either way, hello everybody, I'm back. What's been going on whilst I've been away?

At 10/10/04 06:14 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: Surely that would be:

PHP is what it is.

Either way, hello everybody, I'm back. What's been going on whilst I've been away?

butt secks (lots)

At 10/10/04 01:55 AM, FatherVenom wrote: So yesterday afternoon as I was leaving for work I went to open the door to my mother's car that had just got back from the shop and I ripped the thing clean off.

The car door?

At 10/10/04 06:18 AM, TheShrike wrote: butt secks (lots)

I don't get your Canadian thread. The Egypt = Africa debate is a real debate going on out there..

At 10/10/04 06:14 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: Either way, hello everybody, I'm back. What's been going on whilst I've been away?

We've just been talking about how peaceful it's been since you've been gone.... Oh wait, you're back......

At 10/10/04 03:21 AM, BeFell wrote:

Must we do this dorm room thing again?

At 10/10/04 04:31 AM, FatherVenom wrote: LOL. Shrike is baked and sloshed.

And this is different from every other day because...?

American Idiot is the best Green Day CD ever made. Come on, it's a rock opera for a little bit!

At 10/10/04 09:08 AM, red_skunk wrote: The car door?

Sorry. I meant the handle assembly. It doesn't burn today, but I'm still not allowed to move it. I'm not even sure if I can.

At 10/10/04 12:39 PM, -Gooie- wrote: Must we do this dorm room thing again?

Nope we took care of it with IMs.

And this is different from every other day because...?

He's not usually sloshed. I love how when he points out that my posts are short enough to almost be considered spam, even thought they further the topic along, he is in fact doing the same thing I am.

At 10/10/04 12:54 PM, FatherVenom wrote:

At 10/10/04 09:08 AM, red_skunk wrote: The car door?

Sorry. I meant the handle assembly. It doesn't burn today, but I'm still not allowed to move it. I'm not even sure if I can.

Ok.. Because I was totally going to get on your ass if you were trying to tell us you ripped the door off.

=)

Does anybody else miss Saturday Night Live reruns on Comedy Central. I like Mad TV, I just don't think it's as funny.

At 10/10/04 12:54 PM, FatherVenom wrote: Nope we took care of it with IMs.

Wow... really?

I almost care ^_~

He's not usually sloshed.

To be a tech guy nowadays, you have to be.

I love how when he points out that my posts are short enough to almost be considered spam,

*COUGHQUANZE13COUGH*

Nah, your posts are longer than most people... that make short posts...

At least you don't post as much as EGA

even thought they further the topic along, he is in fact doing the same thing I am.

Which is how you aviod the ban stick. Very good idea. Too bad everyone will try it and Shrike will ban us all for posting like that.

At 10/10/04 01:32 PM, red_skunk wrote: Ok.. Because I was totally going to get on your ass if you were trying to tell us you ripped the door off.

Yeah, I bet when you're on PCP, you feel like you can do anything, mainly because you can't feel anything.

=)

^_^

After attending a wedding last night at my church, I'm left wondering two things;

1. What is it about family gatherings that can turn somewhat normal, loving people into screaming lunatics?

2. Why is it that such gatherings are the best excuse to bring out the most God-Awful tasting punch you've ever had the displeasure of drinking?

As a church officer and sound engineer, I think my opinions are pretty valid on this one.

At 10/10/04 03:45 PM, Proteas wrote: After attending a wedding last night at my church, I'm left wondering two things;

1. What is it about family gatherings that can turn somewhat normal, loving people into screaming lunatics?

Societal pressure, son. You see, nice people act nice because that's the way people are supposed to act, as opposed to because they are naturally loving and generous. Marriages are times when measuring up to the status quo is of tantamount importance. A "bad" wedding can be a scapegoat for a ruined marriage, and therefore a ruined life. Mothers in particular feel this crunch, fearing that the smallest mistake could ruin the lives of their children and their children's children.

2. Why is it that such gatherings are the best excuse to bring out the most God-Awful tasting punch you've ever had the displeasure of drinking?

Because the culture says: "Wedding=sprite+icecream+chopped fruit". However, the recipe itself is up to interpretation, which is where the "God awful" part comes in. There are very few times that making punch is appropriate, and because of that, few people make it well. Sadly, those priviledged few wise enough to make a good punch are wise enough to stay the hell away from wedding, which are by their very nature well springs of bad luck.

I'm STILL suffering the aftereffects of performing a wedding over a year ago. Luckily, my other weddings haven't resulted in such dire consequences.

At 10/10/04 03:45 PM, Proteas wrote: After attending a wedding last night at my church, I'm left wondering two things;

1. What is it about family gatherings that can turn somewhat normal, loving people into screaming lunatics?

My family on my mom's side is worse. We get together every other decade and it's like a tele-novela. Boy, did my grandmother enjoyed the fact that I was gay. And I didn't even tell her!!! It was all my evil and stupid cousins, and she was like, "I'm going to disown you..." And she said all these horrible stuff to my mother to make her cry and I said to my biological grandmother, "Bitch, you didn't take care of me when I was young, and you didn't love my mother. So I don't give a fucking damn if you disown me bitch, cause I disowned you a long time ago." (Obviously, this was all in Spanish-- And I have a way to make cursing sound a whole lot worse.)

Obviously, I don't love my grandmother, although recently, I gave her 2000 dollars for an necessary operation-- more then what the other family gave her, and more affection then she ever gave to me and my mother... I try to act compassionate at least. I just hope she will see how her and her family has created such misery for my poor mom.

2. Why is it that such gatherings are the best excuse to bring out the most God-Awful tasting punch you've ever had the displeasure of drinking?

If your family is anything like my stupid family on my mother's side... it's probably the arsenic that's effecting the taste.

At 10/10/04 04:43 PM, MisanthropicFUNK wrote: Mothers in particular feel this crunch, fearing that the smallest mistake could ruin the lives of their children and their children's children.

So if the mother is held responsible for a bad wedding, the divorce might as well be on her shoulders as well. That makes sense, although it is a bit extreme.

Sadly, those priviledged few wise enough to make a good punch are wise enough to stay the hell away from wedding, which are by their very nature well springs of bad luck.

The stuff they had last night wasn't so bad, I think it was just grape coolaid and sprite with a lot of ice. But it did bring to mind that any wedding or graduation ceremony I've ever been to has had the most awful punch I've ever drank.

An example would be my sister's wedding; the punch there consisted of ginger ale and the sherbert ice cream equivalent of "Neopolitan." I'm really wondering what drove my mother and her friends to come up with that.

Another good example would be my highschool/homeschool graduation ceremony. A well respected family patriarch there made some sort of pineapple coolaid and carbonated water mix that would knock an alcoholic off his chair..

I'm STILL suffering the aftereffects of performing a wedding over a year ago. Luckily, my other weddings haven't resulted in such dire consequences.

They had canned music last night, so my fingers were saved from having to do the traditional southern wedding music... sappy country love songs.

It's been fun for me at least.

=)

Hey check it out...my Fulpfresh Toothpaste ad made it into BEDN: All Your Accounts 2.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/196156

At 10/10/04 06:53 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

WHAT THE HELL!? Why is everyone stealing my Kix slogan rip-off?

OMFG!!!11

I’m recruiting more girls into the lounge. Blame me for the girl power increase.

At 10/10/04 06:53 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

WHAT THE HELL!? Why is everyone stealing my Kix slogan rip-off?

Your Kix slogan rip-off?

I’m recruiting more girls into the lounge. Blame me for the girl power increase.

OH NOSE!!11 COOTIES!!!

*Builds cushion fort near the couch*

At 10/10/04 07:16 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Your Kix slogan rip-off?

Great job on not quoting me.

Yes, MY rip-off

OH NOSE!!11 COOTIES!!!

OMG FAILZ!

You can get cooties from living in a fox hole for 5 months, not girls... unless they were on the battlefield.

*Builds cushion fort near the couch*

*launches a Koosh-ball assault upon your fort*

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111

At 10/10/04 07:03 PM, -Gooie- wrote:
I’m recruiting more girls into the lounge. Blame me for the girl power increase.

Hey. :-P

Is it just me, or has today been a great day in poli? Oh, it is just me? Oh well, fuck you guys.

I saw Blow yesterday, Best. Movie. Evar.

It has Paul Ruebens. Of course it was good.

Paul Ruebens is so awesome, because whenever he's acting, it's either for children, or he's doing drugs.

You guys + Ominous DOOM and unbearable pain as long as compatible - most of your organs = My joy.

I'm just curious, but what will happen to the "Official Bush Topic" after the November Elections?

Gotta love teh buttsecks.

Join the angry face crew plz.

Long time no post in here, are we still debating Bush and Kerry and abortions?

Last time I checked, I had wished that both Bush and Kerry had been aborted =\

At 10/10/04 08:58 PM, aingery_faic wrote: Join the angry face crew plz.

*stereotypical flustered fasie*

no

Long time no post in here, are we still debating Bush and Kerry and abortions?

Actually, conservatives have been bitching about Michael Moore and saying that he's trying to corrupt teens... and O'Reilly is God.