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BTW, have you tried "Craig's Stolen Maple Syrup"? I don't know if they sell it in Canada, but I tell you, that's some good stuff. Their motto is "A fuckover in every bottle!"

At 6/24/03 11:42 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: BTW, have you tried "Craig's Stolen Maple Syrup"? I don't know if they sell it in Canada, but I tell you, that's some good stuff. Their motto is "A fuckover in every bottle!"

hahahaha...yeah, that is some good maple syrup...but the image on the front is disturbing...it's Craig having some guy bent over crying while Craig kicks him in the ass...I think the guy getting beaten up is named "Teddy" or something...oh, wait a minute....

At 6/23/03 05:28 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: wright! Its the Saint-Jean tomorrow! Quite possibly the biggest party of the year! There is no way im staying sober tomorrow!

Blah, I'm not one to celebrate the birth of a province that didn't allow Natives to vote until 1960 and women until the 1970s. I'm currently plotting my plans to take down that statue downtown of "our" founding father surrounded by submissive natives.

At 6/23/03 11:39 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

At 6/23/03 10:58 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Hey, I make maple syrup with one of my friends each year! (Damn fat bastard. Sits in the cabin drinking while I do the work....)

You just reinforced soooo many Canadian stereotypes.

But he forgot the lumberjack that eats grizzly burgers and wears a tuque all year long. And the mountie that rides a horse everywhere he goes and politely beats teenagers.

At 6/24/03 01:04 PM, nailbomb wrote:

Blah, I'm not one to celebrate the birth of a province that didn't allow Natives to vote until 1960 and women until the 1970s. I'm currently plotting my plans to take down that statue downtown of "our" founding father surrounded by submissive natives.

Uh, nailbomb, might not want to print such actions on public forums...that's the first thing the cops look for anymore...little practicality my friend =p

AH CRAP! I mean... WHO WAS ON MY ACCOUNT AND POSTED INCRMINATING EVIDENCE? I WAS FRAMED!

At 6/24/03 10:50 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: Well, no, that would be him and his friend "Craig" of his. Who conveniently only shows up while I'm out tapping or collecting, and leaves before I get back.
Suspicious. Either a gay affair, or an under-the-table maple syrup sale. Under MY table!!

Did I turn up at a bad time?

Actually, he does wear a touque year-round, and he's now in the hospital, (wait for it....)

...because a tree fell on him.

Leaves me speechless.

At 6/24/03 03:43 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Actually, he does wear a touque year-round, and he's now in the hospital, (wait for it....)

...because a tree fell on him.

Leaves me speechless.

O_o talk about stereotypes, eh?

Lighten up, nailbomb. I was laughing all the way until you posted.
All of those canadian posts were gold, and then boom~ you go Lisa Simpson on us. Lighten up. Laughter is the best medicine.

Then what am I doing taking all theses pills!?
*tosses drugs out the window and begins laughing*

They were placebos. Now quit acting like a child, and come over here. Me and this angry mob would like to give you a goat. No strings attached.

At 6/24/03 08:10 PM, TheShrike wrote: Lighten up, nailbomb. I was laughing all the way until you posted.
All of those canadian posts were gold, and then boom~ you go Lisa Simpson on us. Lighten up. Laughter is the best medicine.

Uh..lisa...simpson? what? what'd I do?¿

What?

At 6/24/03 10:04 PM, TheShrike wrote: What?

I could ask you the very same thing...what did I do that was lisa simpson-ish? :s

Ooh, a goat? No strings?
I don't want him if he doesn't have any strings. Then I can't keep a hold on him. He'll run away without string for a leash.
No thanks.

At 6/24/03 10:28 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Think about it. What do two young men (well at least one) do all alone in a "sugar shack"? There's nothing wrong with it, but I thought things in Canada used more modern terminology these days.

You might have to relate things to goats to get your point across ;-)

The goat wishes to be your friend. We even added a rope sso you can dominate him, ted.

Now I'm starting to blush.
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With excitement!!! :0

*takes goat and runs to super-secret-ultra-mega-indestructable-mcdonalds*

At 6/24/03 10:17 PM, TheShrike wrote: The goat wishes to be your friend. We even added a rope sso you can dominate him, ted.

AUGGGGHHHHHHH!!

Did you have to mention the rope!? The images in my mind just became many times more disturbing!

*cage falls down around Ted & goat before he can escape*

At 6/24/03 10:23 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

AUGGGGHHHHHHH!!

Did you have to mention the rope!? The images in my mind just became many times more disturbing!

Weren't we supposed to keep a lid on Ted and the goats? I thought we weren't supposed to talk about that...do you wanna have to answer a bunch of questions and lie to the authorities again? Damn it people!

Who cares? we have him by the goatse.cx now!

At 6/24/03 10:40 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Weren't we supposed to keep a lid on Ted and the goats? I thought we weren't supposed to talk about that...do you wanna have to answer a bunch of questions and lie to the authorities again? Damn it people!

Don't worry, I've hired the master of denial as the PC spokesperson:

Can't see the words, Shrike.
*disgusts the cage enough that it get away from Ted, then rides Goat to freedom*

At 6/24/03 10:57 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

Don't worry, I've hired the master of denial as the PC spokesperson:

Okay...long as we've still got HIM on the payroll...everything should be a-okay.

Who's seen http://www.welovetheiraquiinformationminister.com ? now thats a funny site.

At 6/25/03 12:26 AM, bumcheekycity wrote: Who's seen http://www.welovetheiraquiinformationminister.com ? now thats a funny site.

Yeah, that's absolutely hilarious, but the link is http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

Mr. al-Sahaf has another statement regarding this matter of "goats":

I just couldn't resist making this picture, even if the joke is still funny.