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At 8/23/04 01:48 AM, GOOIE wrote:

At 8/22/04 06:49 PM, BeFell wrote: *unzips*

Get your ass over here bitch

Case and point

I didn't want to sex you, I just wanted to piss on you there's nothing even remotely homo erotic about that. ; )

At 8/23/04 01:53 AM, BeFell wrote: I didn't want to sex you, I just wanted to piss on you there's nothing even remotely homo erotic about that. ; )

yeah, okay. Still want that porn link where the black guys piss on goth chicks with no morals?

At 8/23/04 01:53 AM, BeFell wrote: I didn't want to sex you, I just wanted to piss on you there's nothing even remotely homo erotic about that. ; )

Uh, yeah there is. It's called 'watersports.' Look it up.

At 8/22/04 03:11 PM, -Wraith- wrote: If he was as good as he believed, then he would easily get away with this.

Unless he wanted to add insult to injury. If he thinks you finding out won't change anything it may be beneficial for him if you know.

Beat him at his own game, eh? Well, he does have a gf, I wonder how I could work that angle.

I don't suggest that. That would bring on some major vengence with which you probably don't want to deal. He set the stakes already. Stick to them.

And this isn't quite something that can be so easily be forgotten if we just got back together.

Without knowing what happened exactly, I can't offer anything more than guidelines.

At 8/22/04 03:38 PM, GOOIE wrote: Think? Me? No, never. However, I KNOW I've got you pegged.

Did you know?
"No!"
Did you know that FatherVenom is now clinically diagnosed as eccentric?

So did I... and The Great Gatsby.

I didn't identify with Gatsby. He flaunted his power too much. I'm more manipulative than that.

*holds his stub where his hand once was as he cowers*

No! That's not true! That's impossible!

Sorry Michael J. Fox.

I just realized something. Both of my father's parents died on sheets I will still be using.

You guys added 4 pages to this thread and I've only been away for 12 hours. Honestly guys, try to keep it down. Resist the urges.

FV, you must understand, W3 1Z TEH SP4MZ0RZ!!!!

At 8/23/04 01:48 AM, GOOIE wrote:

Yeah, that and he's jelous of us. While we spoon in Ithaca, he has to pretend he likes girls, which is total bullshit, according to this post:

Oh come on now, leave him alone. Every true hypocritical conservative needs his homoerotic fantasy. Either that or a drug abuse problem... hmm.
The book of Mormon forbids alchohol and caffine. But does it say anything about heroin?

At 8/23/04 03:10 AM, FatherVenom wrote:

At 8/22/04 03:38 PM, GOOIE wrote: Think? Me? No, never. However, I KNOW I've got you pegged.

Did you know?
"No!"
Did you know that FatherVenom is now clinically diagnosed as eccentric?

lemme see the PhD, Dr. Nick

So did I... and The Great Gatsby.

I didn't identify with Gatsby. He flaunted his power too much. I'm more manipulative than that.

I was talking about the book in general. His past reminds me of myself and I related to Nick a lot.

*holds his stub where his hand once was as he cowers*

No! That's not true! That's impossible!

Sorry Michael J. Fox.

Luke... Skywalker... Mark Hamill...

fool

I just realized something. Both of my father's parents died on sheets I will still be using.

umm... interesting..?

You guys added 4 pages to this thread and I've only been away for 12 hours. Honestly guys, try to keep it down. Resist the urges.

Hey, there was nothing else to do. Besides, I can recall countless times where I've come back and there was 4 or 5 new pages. It's not like this is the first time.

At 8/23/04 11:04 AM, Izuamoto wrote: Oh come on now, leave him alone.

I only brought it up because he was picking on skvnk about his hat, which he loves so dearly.

At 8/23/04 11:35 AM, GOOIE wrote:

Hey, there was nothing else to do. Besides, I can recall countless times where I've come back and there was 4 or 5 new pages. It's not like this is the first time.

like with a certian subtle seductress.....

At 8/23/04 11:42 AM, Quanze13 wrote: like with a certian subtle seductress.....

"arrogent 17 year old female with more complexes than all of the SUNY schools combined"? Yeah, she's a whore... unless we don't pay her... then she's a slut, much like my ex girlfriends XD

At 8/23/04 03:10 AM, FatherVenom wrote: I just realized something. Both of my father's parents died on sheets I will still be using.

My brother is sleeping on sheets that our parents copulated on. How's that for sick?

At 8/23/04 02:27 PM, Proteas wrote: My brother is sleeping on sheets that our parents copulated on. How's that for sick?

Are there stains?

At 8/23/04 02:28 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 8/23/04 02:27 PM, Proteas wrote: My brother is sleeping on sheets that our parents copulated on. How's that for sick?

Are there stains?

Not that I'm immediatly aware of. But they've been around long enough that they were probably on the bed when I was being made...

At 8/23/04 02:37 PM, Proteas wrote: Not that I'm immediatly aware of. But they've been around long enough that they were probably on the bed when I was being made...

You should take them when you get married and make your babies on them. That would be a nice circle of life sort of thing.

At 8/23/04 03:19 PM, N00b0saurus wrote:

At 8/23/04 11:42 AM, Quanze13 wrote: like with a certian subtle seductress.....

OMFG LIKE SHUT UP! SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Jerks, don't talk about my woman

We've already talked about your "woman." Your about 15 pages and a week to late to do anything about it, so pipe down.

W0000H00000!

I just got back from the Lowlands Festival! I've rocked on The Hives, Floggin Molly, Franz Ferdinand, The White Stripes, Dropkick Murphy's, Relaxed, N*E*R*D, the Offspring, Velvet Revolver and Danko Jones! Also plenty of friends who are willing to share they're weed! It's like heaven!

I did get kicked out because of crowdsurfing but I snucked right back in. I rule.

At 8/23/04 08:30 AM, Quanze13 wrote: FV, you must understand, W3 1Z TEH SP4MZ0RZ!!!!

Not in this thread. We're still under the sword of Damocles.

At 8/23/04 11:35 AM, GOOIE wrote: lemme see the PhD, Dr. Nick

Dr. Malcolm currently practices psychiatry at Child and Family Psychiatrics in Norwood, MA. I don't know if you'll be able to do anything with that, but the dude was refered to us through our neurologist and he had plenty of diplomas on the walls.

I was talking about the book in general. His past reminds me of myself and I related to Nick a lot.

Nick? Really? So an innocent bystander, well ok then, have a nice life with that.

Luke... Skywalker... Mark Hamill...

You could go that way too, but we were referencing the past and while Star Wars was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I thought Back to the Future was infinitely more intelligent.

umm... interesting..?

Sure, why not?

Besides, I can recall countless times where I've come back and there was 4 or 5 new pages. It's not like this is the first time.

Yeah, but it usually takes a whole day.

At 8/23/04 02:27 PM, Proteas wrote: My brother is sleeping on sheets that our parents copulated on. How's that for sick?

And I've copulated on sheet my parents copulated on, what do he want a medal?

At 8/23/04 03:19 PM, N00b0saurus wrote: OMFG LIKE SHUT UP! SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

*snif* *snif* Alt? Is that you boy? Come on home boy.

At 8/23/04 03:42 PM, FatherVenom wrote:

At 8/23/04 02:27 PM, Proteas wrote: My brother is sleeping on sheets that our parents copulated on. How's that for sick?

And I've copulated on sheet my parents copulated on

You win. That is truly sick my friend.

what do he want a medal?

Actually... no. I don't think he's even aware of how old those sheets are.

At 8/19/04 08:47 PM, GOOIE wrote: I'm in Rochester, looking at Nazareth (or at least I did today. Nice try at trying to make me look stupid.

FAIL

Rochester is Upstate. Long Island isn't.

At 8/20/04 08:07 PM, Quanze13 wrote: Subtle_seductress, in responce to you calling me a stoner, i hat e you. the script for the clickable link doesn't work on my comp. wraith, could u post ur emailo for me?

I said potato head silly :P And thank you spookshow

At 8/23/04 03:19 PM, N00b0saurus wrote:

At 8/23/04 11:42 AM, Quanze13 wrote:

At 8/23/04 11:35 AM, GOOIE wrote:

Hey, there was nothing else to do. Besides, I can recall countless times where I've come back and there was 4 or 5 new pages. It's not like this is the first time.

like with a certian subtle seductress.....

Thank you GOOIE I know right now the entire female race is kinda useless to you so it's ok to hate me.

OMFG LIKE SHUT UP! SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Jerks, don't talk about my woman

Who are you?

And for anyone who still thinks i'm an alt (quit emailing me flames that is so two weeks ago and 98% of you are just fellow n00bs trying to act cool) i've talked on the phone to the shrike and spookshow who can vouch i'm not some reg male screwing with ya'll

At 8/23/04 04:51 PM, Subtle_Seductress wrote: And for anyone who still thinks i'm an alt (quit emailing me flames that is so two weeks ago and 98% of you are just fellow n00bs trying to act cool) i've talked on the phone to the shrike and spookshow who can vouch i'm not some reg male screwing with ya'll

Why haven't Shrike and Spookshow haven't this before then?

At 8/23/04 04:59 PM, Proteas wrote:

Why haven't Shrike and Spookshow haven't this before then?

Not sure what you're trying to ask here... why haven't they said this before, well spookshow has and shrikey prolly didn't feel compelled to since it should be a dead topic but some people don't know when to quit... part of the people emailing me don't even post in here...

At 8/23/04 04:51 PM, Subtle_Seductress wrote: Thank you GOOIE I know right now the entire female race is kinda useless to you so it's ok to hate me.

Yea, getting dumped by your gf can do that to ya...

*Gets snapped on the ear*

WHAT?!

Wow, College is so... different.

At 8/23/04 07:01 PM, masterpopenfresh wrote: Wow, College is so... different.

Elaborate, so I can have something to look forward to in 3 years.

At 8/23/04 07:01 PM, masterpopenfresh wrote: Wow, College is so... different.

Hehe, You started college today too? Yeah, not havin 7 classes a day, every day, is a nice load off.

Where you nice to your freshman orientation leader? It's a hard job and we don't need snot nosed little shits asking for refunds two minutes after meeting us.

At 8/23/04 07:01 PM, masterpopenfresh wrote: Wow, College is so... different.

Isn't it though? No one gives a fuck if you go to class. Noone gives a fuck if you smoke. There's normally a pool hall ON CAMPUS, along with arcade games, TV's and other recreational type shit. Hell, UoM (Memphis, not Michigan) has a student gymnasium with indoor pool and weight lifting equipment on campus.

Just don't end up like me skipping class to play Tekken and smoking pot before every class...

What am I saying?

YOU CAN SMOKE POT AND PLAY TEKKEN WHILE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOURE IN CLASS!!!!

At 8/23/04 07:18 PM, BeFell wrote: Where you nice to your freshman orientation leader? It's a hard job and we don't need snot nosed little shits asking for refunds two minutes after meeting us.

Nah, we got it different up here. What I'm in is pre u and is the equivalent of your grade 12.

The day went pretty smoothly. Lots and lots of my friends from high school were there, so it was pretty fun. The way the classes work is quite odd; got a 3h course at 9 in the morning, then a english 3h one at 2 in the afternoon. That gave me 2 hours to piss away seeing as I have to commute by bus to school and that by itslef is a 45 minute ride. Thursday I got 4 hours between courses, 4 FUCKING HOURS!!!

And on an unrelated not; do you honestly think a 14 year old who lives in a nice house and goes to school can be a true anarchist?

Holy shit, the craziest shit just happened. I went to pick my girlfriend up at work, but i couldn't drop her off at her house because if her asshole brother sees me, well.... he's a fucking asshole(cut my throat with a butchers knife throw her out on the street.) nuff said.
Anyhow, i dropped her off outside this building that's right down the street from her house. just a little brown inconspicous building in the middle of downtown, right? I figured it was a hobby shop or something. So before she hops out she demands a goodbye kiss. So i'm like, "whatever, just make it quick cuz we're in public" so she hops over and gives me a little peck. (It WAS a peck i say!)
Well she turns around to get out of the car and some guy is walking towards us and he's like "You're in front of a church!!!" all yelling at us And we're like shit, what fucking church? it's like, down the street from here. He disappears so i'm like "let's get the hell out of here and i'll drop you off somewhere else."
And i was like " Do you think he knows i'm a girl?" and she was like "yeah, cuz he was giving us this real nasty look"
holy fuck he looked evil.
So i try to drive out but the mother fucker pops out of nowhere and sticks his asshole foot under the car and there are like, a bajillion people watching so i can't just run him over, right?
And he's like "It makes me sick to see you ladies swapping spit in front of the holy house of god." or something and he hands us like pamphlets and shit. so i'm like thanks. and he keeps his foot there and his hand on my window and i'm like WTF?
and then my girlfriend starts talking and she's like "wait, oh yeah, i used to go to church here when i was like ten" and she starts talking to the asshole and shit. and he's all looking me over and i like don 't know where to look or what to say and i'm about to punch him and run over his fat asshole foot. and i've never ever wanted to strike her before in my life. but at that moment i would have liked to knock every tooth out of her head and seal her trap with crazy glue just to shut her the HELL up!
holy shit, so i've got these pamphlets and it doesn't say they can cure me or anything. which is too bad, because i've been looking all over for one of those marvelous camps. you can't seem to find them up north and on the coast. even in a republican state.