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Want me to.. um... mace her, Befell?

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At 8/18/04 01:41 AM, TheSkunk wrote: Want me to.. um... mace her, Befell?

Nah I always just kick my would be attackers in the groin and run away... wait a minute.

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It says kiss your shiny momon ass.
was that intentional?

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At 8/16/04 02:59 AM, BeFell wrote: Hooray for me I am back to college with fast intenet.

Hey there, BeFell.

At 8/16/04 08:01 AM, redshrike wrote: I find myself asking the same question all too often.

Whatever happened to Shrike, the n00b shepherd?

At 8/16/04 08:13 AM, redshrike wrote: Slim to none, to be quite frank.

It is as I expected. Of course someone could risk being banned and copy every post in here onto a new thread.

At 8/16/04 11:50 AM, GOOIE wrote: omg THE HOTTNESS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*slams his head into a door over and over again*

Calm yourself. It's just a female temptress. Lord, save these young men from thier uncontrolled impulses.

and poke'mon catching

Sorry, four year old. Actually the games have kind of gotten a bad wrap because the merchandizing is geared towards such a young age because they're so impressionable. There are elements in pokemon that you won't find in any other RPG.

At 8/16/04 12:14 PM, Subtle_Seductress wrote: with super laser beer goggle vision to find me attractive

*Turns on DAG light*
Yeah, the woman in that picture is repulsive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I see a chip on that woman's shoulder.

At 8/16/04 03:13 PM, Jemistad wrote: I can post this because I am a person of intelligence and opinion.

HAHAHA.

At 8/16/04 03:23 PM, Jemistad wrote: Intelligence and opinion aren't open to artistic interpretation, are they?

No, not artistic interpretation.

At 8/16/04 03:48 PM, NotYouZ wrote: And might I remind you to refrain from posting in the General forum.

She's a big young girl. She'll be able to handle herself.

At 8/16/04 03:50 PM, Subtle_Seductress wrote: my secret army of rabid teddy bears

Screamers reference anyone?

At 8/16/04 04:03 PM, mrpoppinfresh wrote: *sniff* *sniff*

I smell hoax.

Didn't we already establish this as a possibility. I believe it was Shrike who brought it up first and then confused Funk about Altr.

At 8/16/04 04:12 PM, Proteas wrote: There must be a full moon out tonight. Expect more regs to be in a similar mood.

Actually I feel very nice. I can't even get mad at Jemi.

At 8/16/04 04:20 PM, Jemistad wrote: Oh please.

It seems that you are trying far too hard to be a nuisance and prove yourself. Chill out. Relax. You're killing the happy vibe that usually permeates this thread.

At 8/16/04 06:25 PM, Subtle_Seductress wrote: Are you serious? They think i'm a dude :P (sorry that thought amuses me )

You lose a clever point.

At 8/16/04 07:06 PM, TheSkunk wrote: Yeah, but who would mind?

The devout and pious among us.

At 8/16/04 07:12 PM, Izuamoto wrote: it probably isn't some guy. only a woman could be this obnoxious.

You underestimate my acting talents and my natural ability.

At 8/16/04 07:41 PM, MindlessDrivel wrote: And red, tell us about the gag!

It's not worth the effort.

At 8/16/04 08:06 PM, Quanze13 wrote: y wraith? as a reg, you would know that nothing spices up the reg thread liek a flame war.

However it does contribute to our downfall and these types of things can be hashed out in chatrooms and on other threads.

At 8/16/04 09:53 PM, Izuamoto wrote: ok, so how should kill him?

The only honorable thing to do is to snap necks. That way they have a fighting chance and you could end up talking through your differences.

At 8/16/04 09:55 PM, mrpoppinfresh wrote: Any suggestions?

E-mail

At 8/17/04 12:09 PM, redshrike wrote: Subtle, I was surfing a porn site and I found a 16-photo spread of none other but yourself. Consider your cover blown.

E-mail me the link, as I'd like to corroborate the evidence. Noone better try to pin me down as a perv, I seriously want to see the evidence.

At 8/17/04 02:37 PM, Jemistad wrote: I'd quite like to end up being a mod - but I've only been here 40 days.

How ambitious. I'd say good luck, but most people don't have a chance and you don't always diplay the proper qualities.

At 8/17/04 02:43 PM, NotYouZ wrote: Why would people want to be mods? They're generally the most

hated people on the BBS.

People think that being a mod gives them great power, but nobody thinks about the responsibility except the people smart enough to know they don't have the desire or the ability.

How I was 30th in my class with absolutely no effort continues to confound me.

You guys post in here way too much. I was gone for a day and you put up almost ten pages. That’s way too aggressive.

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Good day to thee.
I'm currently feeling stiff this morning after a hard day, yesterday, playing 8 hours of paintball.

I've counted how many times I got hit - 16.
My muscles hurt so much - I can't actually move from this seat - which suits me fine.

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At 8/18/04 05:56 AM, Jemistad wrote: Good day to thee.
I'm currently feeling stiff this morning after a hard day, yesterday, playing 8 hours of paintball.

I've counted how many times I got hit - 16.
My muscles hurt so much - I can't actually move from this seat - which suits me fine.

Now there's a fine sport! Why don't we have Olympic Paintball? We have Skeet Shooting, so why not?
What kind of gun do you have?

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At 8/17/04 07:26 PM, -Wraith- wrote: Oh gee, that makes me feel SO much better. Why don't I drink cyanide and get it over with?

Ooh, my friend did that. He died a week later. *Looks at Shrike* WHAT???

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Airsoft > Paintball

edn.

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Paintball hurts, it's fun but it hurts....

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YAY politics and paintball what could be better.

My marker, patricia, is a X-valved AUtomag with a ULE body, a level 10 bolt, Z frame and a J&J edge barrel kit.

IM actually going balling this saturday.

Olympic paintball would be awesome. I mean the chances of getting telivised PB right now suck, so leting the amatuer players get into the olypics would be awesome.

And of course paintball is a big success in europe also.

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Ok, BCC and Proteas can stop making bets over my survival (and don't deny it bumcheek). The doc said I had "gastritis". Little definition:

When some people get you stressed, you know it either goes to their shoulders or their stomach, right? Well, gastritis is when your stomach begins to produce excess acid because of stress. It makes you nauseous and not want to eat anything, and when you do eat something, it makes it worse, since your stomach produces even more food when you eat.

It explained everything. I am stressed because I'm going to a school where I hate 90% of my fellow classmates, and most of my friends are back at the other school, yadda, yadda, you know the story. I couldn't eat because it made me sick. The reason I feel better when I throw up is because it helps to get rid of alot of that excess acid, and my throat hurts because of all the acid I'm throwing up (but I knew that). Most of my problems recently have stemmed from the nausea.

So, he gave me a prescription for the stomach (for anyone that wants to check it out out of curiosity, the drug is 20mg AcidHex pills (rabeprazole sodium)).

At least I can get started on hitting up the new freshmen girls now...

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and shrike, yeah i AM feeling lucky. WRAITh, that sucks dude, i feel bad for u. yeah, theres nothing much else to say except that paintball ROCKS HARD

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I just had the shortest shift ever. I lasted half an hour before I threw up on somebody's Swiss cheese. This is the first time in years that I haven't felt well enough to function in the real world. I mean I went to school with Scarlet Fever. You would think a little nausea and a migraine would be nothing.

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ah, venom your'e back. so can u tell me if the DAG vote is done yet?

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At 8/18/04 05:59 PM, Quanze13 wrote: ah, venom your'e back. so can u tell me if the DAG vote is done yet?

Er, I don't think he's exactly well enough right now.

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At 8/18/04 05:59 PM, Quanze13 wrote: ah, venom your'e back. so can u tell me if the DAG vote is done yet?

Check your e-mail.

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At 8/18/04 12:46 AM, redshrike wrote:

At 8/17/04 08:36 PM, Proteas wrote: By pointing out that he never said that it would actually be implemented, or that it would replace any of the lounges.

But, and this is where it becomes slippery ground, I said I'd close the lounge. No one else. ME.

And I've spoken to liljim, and he says it's on 'the list', so despite the argument you seem intent on carrying out, it is in the works.

So he told you one thing and told me something different... great. That's just frickin' great.

At 8/18/04 05:38 PM, -Wraith- wrote: Ok, BCC and Proteas can stop making bets over my survival (and don't deny it bumcheek). The doc said I had "gastritis". Little definition...

Makes sense. I hope you get to feeling better.

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New sig.... Whaddaya think?

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At 8/18/04 08:30 PM, theRedFUNK wrote: New sig.... Whaddaya think?

I think it didn't work. But I saw it on the DAG BBS, and it is shweet!

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Yay... police investigation, lightning shorts out everything I need to work.... People screaming...morons galore...

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At 8/18/04 08:34 PM, mrpoppinfresh wrote:

At 8/18/04 08:30 PM, theRedFUNK wrote: New sig.... Whaddaya think?

I think it didn't work. But I saw it on the DAG BBS, and it is shweet!

try hitting refresh... it worked for me.

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At 8/18/04 08:59 PM, theRedFUNK wrote:

At 8/18/04 08:34 PM, mrpoppinfresh wrote:

At 8/18/04 08:30 PM, theRedFUNK wrote: New sig.... Whaddaya think?

I think it didn't work. But I saw it on the DAG BBS, and it is shweet!

try hitting refresh... it worked for me.

Oh shit! I actually saw it change!

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AAAAAAAa OZZIE!!! FUNK IS DA MAN!!!

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Another wonderful night... I just finished my report to the board. Anyone know how to explain that you had further information after the fact?

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Well, just me checking in I guess...not sure what to say, other then I gotta hope that all the crazy that's going in my home state right now (I'm from Jersey for those who don't know), is going to force the public to demand the politicians make some changes, I honestly had no idea how corrupt and messed up our political system is...hopefully a change is a'comin.

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At 8/18/04 11:26 PM, Spookshow wrote:

had further information after the fact?

Tell them it was e-mailed to you, through a ******* server

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At 8/19/04 12:43 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Jersey

Let us hope that this is the case.

That was one of those news stories that will go down in history, like Strom Thurmond's black daughter.

In other news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

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Anyone want a Gmail account?

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At 8/19/04 12:46 AM, witeshark wrote:

At 8/18/04 11:26 PM, Spookshow wrote:

had further information after the fact?

Tell them it was e-mailed to you, through a ******* server

Actually the other guard purposely withheld information concerning my report.

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Sickness Day 2: Checking back over the past 30 days I should have seen this coming. My height, weight, and temperature have been changing in a manner that can only be described as violent. My weight has ranged between 110 and my usual 145 with multiple fluxuations. My height, usually 5'10", has ranged between 6' and 5'6". My temperature has been up to 100 degrees Fahrenheit and as low as 97 degrees Fahrenheit without me feeling sick.

I bet it's all the stress from having to sit by and literally watch my grandfather die and school issues.