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At 6/30/04 07:42 PM, TheShrike wrote: You should put that in your sig

Is that an official command from an official MODulator? I phear teh bannzor.

I just realized that, on a regular basis, I slap a 120 pound, growling rottweiler on the head, repeatedly, while calling him a "Silly pup" and a "Snuggly boy".

I am a total badass.

At 6/30/04 07:47 PM, -theFUNK- wrote: I just realized that, on a regular basis, I slap a 120 pound, growling rottweiler on the head, repeatedly, while calling him a "Silly pup" and a "Snuggly boy".

I am a total badass.

Unless that rot has a huge scar down it's back from surgery (it was healthy, the scar just looked mean), kills other dogs regularly, and tries to assert authority over everyone, then Shrikey is still > you.

At 6/30/04 08:00 PM, TheShrike wrote: Unless that rot has a huge scar down it's back from surgery (it was healthy, the scar just looked mean), kills other dogs regularly, and tries to assert authority over everyone, then Shrikey is still > you.

Sadly, he doesn't kill other dogs, but that's mainly because we keep him well fenced in. However, I have no doubt of his killing capacity. I've personally watched him crush a cow's femur in his jaws. He doesn't have a HUGE scar, but he does have a cut in his tongue from biting a chainsaw.

He also likes to climb into the laps of the elderly, and lick them on the face, but I'm not going to tell you that because it would make my accomplishment seem less impressive.

BTW, have you ever grabbed a rot by the fangs? They HATE that.

At 6/30/04 01:13 PM, _Wraith_ wrote: This is a total dude fest. Where's the girls at? Like Nirv, Andrea and the like.

*They left*

*They left BEFORE EGAs*

*Who is to blame?*

*The people who were there then.*

*They are n00bs!*

I hate to say it, but the Lounge needs some Estrogen. No, EGA doesn't count.

What´s estrogen?

Who said that I could behave?

Who said that I had to listen to them?

FAIL

At 6/30/04 07:34 PM, -theFUNK- wrote: So, let me get this straight: Mods can strong-arm users and take their BBS attributes?

Can they?

Cause if so, I am DYING to steal EGAs name.

You could have my awards, my profile, a dollar US, a couple pairs of shorts, my points, my levels, and my reviews.

You can't have the name. You're not L337 enough for the honor. You're just pot with teh big stick. Nothing less, nothing more. I'm..........well, something. Not pot.

I was also thinking of a JMHX spoof of Mod#049357417 (that's dagestan in pig 1337. "F" is too hard to make).

Bah. Go get some other ideas! Go save some other people! Go steal other people's futures!

I never had the balls to try that with my friend's rot. I doubt I ever will. Unless it's my dog.

Rocky (the rot I spoke of) never liked anyone except me, and it's owners. Kinda odd, really.

At 6/30/04 07:25 PM, TheShrike wrote: Popenfresh has a point: Don't worry about the women (or lack thereof) on the BBS. If you desire feminine contact, look outside. You know what I mean, right? The big room with no walls and a blue ceiling...

Wait, there's stuff OUTSIDE my house? OMG this is the greatest discovery evar!

K, just wondering.

We had a rot once upon a time... He was a mean motherfucker..

Lucky me. I've never had to deal with rots, since all I have is a sheltie and a german shepherd.

Dogs are dogs. You like 'em or you don't. I don't

At 6/30/04 08:44 PM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: Can they?

*pokes EGAs*

BREAK YO' SELF, FOOL! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!

You could have my awards, my profile, a dollar US, a couple pairs of shorts, my points, my levels, and my reviews.

*jacks EGAs like a mark-ass busta*

You can't have the name. You're not L337 enough for the honor. You're just pot with teh big stick. Nothing less, nothing more. I'm..........well, something. Not pot.

FOO! I TAKES WHAT I WANTS, BIATCH!

Bah. Go get some other ideas! Go save some other people! Go steal other people's futures!

*Whistles "Ain't Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang"*

*drives off in his ghetto blastin hoo-ride*

I hate cats.

Well, not hate. I just prefer dogs, I guess.

At 6/30/04 11:30 PM, TheShrike wrote: I hate cats.

Well, not hate. I just prefer dogs, I guess.

Cats are alright, I guess, but squirrels have more flavor, and less of that "cat ass" taste. Plus noone ever complains to the cops with squirrels, which is always a plus.

*seriously hates banning people he knows*

Cats are truly an odd bunch. You can never tell if they're in a good mood or not. Sneaky bastards.

At 6/30/04 11:33 PM, -theFUNK- wrote: *seriously hates banning people he knows*

Heheh.. Who was it?

Ohhh.. I see. Well, I'm sure they deserved it, and it's not like the first time they were banned by a friend.

They'll be fine.

Oh shit! 3 pages in a row I start!

I swear, sometimes I get sooo easily entertained.... must be teh weed.

At 6/30/04 11:48 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: I swear, sometimes I get sooo easily entertained.... must be teh weed.

I thought smoking weed was FUNK's job? I r so confuzzled...

Dont worry my child, r is plenty of teh funky green to go around. Thank god.

That reminds me, I need to call up my friend and see if he's got my weed. He was all out awhile back, but I told him to get me some and gave him $25. I haven't seen him in two weeks, I should probably call him up.

At 7/1/04 12:13 AM, _Wraith_ wrote: That reminds me, I need to call up my friend and see if he's got my weed. He was all out awhile back, but I told him to get me some and gave him $25. I haven't seen him in two weeks, I should probably call him up.

Couple weeks is a hella long time to wait for some mary jane, Don't you have somekind of neighborhood dealer like the rest of us?

At 7/1/04 12:18 AM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Couple weeks is a hella long time to wait for some mary jane, Don't you have somekind of neighborhood dealer like the rest of us?

Tsh, I live in the retirement suburbs. You know, the ones with old couples and soccer moms with their mini-vans. I couldn't get shit around here.

I trust my friend though. He's always too stoned to have any malicious intent.

guys... ixnay on the opeday

I dunno... you could use aim for that.

At 6/30/04 11:06 AM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: That's because you're a crazy person. You can't see reality!

This has never been in contention.

I'll have you know that I have never cursed on this forum.

Boo! Hiss!

Oh no. I'll never been one of the cool people because I have morals.

At 6/30/04 12:02 PM, Proteas wrote: I was... uhm.... I was... uh... making a cake. For a surprise party to celebrate Funk's belated birthday. That's it, I was making a cake. And gooie (no, that sounds wrong).... Father Venom ran in here and knocked over the bowl full of batter. Some of it splashed on your leg.... and I didn't notice when I was cleaning up.

Hey, don't drag me down in the gutter with you all. Wait. What's that smell? It looks like I'm already here. Still I'm more likely to fix the mistakes you made making the cake. I do enjoy baking and all that food nonsense.

At 6/30/04 11:33 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Cats are truly an odd bunch. You can never tell if they're in a good mood or not. Sneaky bastards.

Unless you understand them. Personally I like both and the rot on the block loved me... until it died. Still Shieka was a big softy and that was when we had the dog my brother trained to attack me. Good times... oh wait.

Poll time: Of the people still trying to achieve education (I guess I'll count myself even though I have no affiliation with any college) who here is actually working for the summer who wasn't working during school?

HAHA. Secret identities are the funnest things ever. Well maybe not but they're still fun.

At 7/1/04 03:23 AM, FatherVenom wrote: Poll time: Of the people still trying to achieve education who here is actually working for the summer who wasn't working during school?

I'm trying, damnit! Get off my back, dad!

At 7/1/04 03:23 AM, FatherVenom wrote:

Poll time: Of the people still trying to achieve education (I guess I'll count myself even though I have no affiliation with any college) who here is actually working for the summer who wasn't working during school?

I do. I brake my back for roughly 10 bucks for in two weeks. It really sucks but I couldn't find any other job.

At 7/1/04 12:18 AM, mrpopenfresh wrote:

Couple weeks is a hella long time to wait for some mary jane, Don't you have somekind of neighborhood dealer like the rest of us?

Last night while I was working (at dunkin donuts) some inuits asked me if I sold weed or knew anyone who did and this other time another Native (noy sure if he was Inuit or not) wanted to sell me some weed.

Working near an airport kicks ass.

OMG, camp has just only finished trainign and already several of the staff (including me) are sick of the bullshit. Things like cutting corners on safety/health, telling staff to do something that would cause them to loose qualifactions they hold because, and saying you will because Im your boss. Hypocrits, they tell us to wear lifejackets on the dock yet two sr staff (including the one who over see's canoes) stand on the dock without one while loading children into boats (mind you I did sleep on the dock the night before). Does anyone know of a way to put in an anymous complaint of supervisors breaking rules. Hell they said if we get caught smoking we are fired, but I caught 1 already smoking.

At 6/30/04 11:33 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Cats are truly an odd bunch. You can never tell if they're in a good mood or not. Sneaky bastards.

Sure you can - when they roll on their backs with all four feet in the air, they're in a good mood. Either that, or one of my cats is a total whore...

Does anybody care that it's canada day?

Canada has its own holiday?! What the hell?!