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At 6/29/04 10:44 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: But I though blacks were in majority democrats, hence making them Farenheit 9/11 fans.

What kind of name for a movie is Farenheit 9/11 anyways?

It comes from Farenheit 451 - the book about a society where books are banned (for giving The People too many ideas) and burned. The author tried to sue Moore over it, but was laughed out of claims court.

At 6/29/04 07:04 PM, SKUNKbrs wrote: You can't go by the mentally-challenged. And Firefox, et al, gets rid of pop-ups easily. And it's not "extra software" - You need some type of browser.

Does Firefox come bundled in with Windows? Oh, that's right. IT DOESN'T. If you have to download it, it's extra. IE = bundled, Firefox = extra.

At 6/30/04 12:29 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: ..now I have to find a new person to help us build it...

I do that professionally, you know. I can do it for cheap if you need it. Probably not for free, though.

At 6/29/04 06:43 PM, _Wraith_ wrote: Well, we could dress EGA up like a clown, you could get a music box, and we could go down to the park and tell EGA to act natural.

Natural? NATURAL?????///?

*Pulls out teh weapons*

I"ll SHOW YYOU NATTURAL!!!!!!11!!11!@1!!!!!twentrytone!!!!1!!1

*GOES POSTAL*

We'd pull in a pretty penny.

Yes, a pretty penny! IN TEH HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!11!!

At 6/29/04 07:04 PM, SKUNKbrs wrote: Ok, let's do it. Where is he?

Somewhere in the closet!

But not in the closet that you look into!

*whistles for EGA*

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Stop using that damn ultrasound dog whistle, IT HURTS!!!!!!11111!!!!

Here boy! Here boy!

Why, lookie there! A puma! What's it doing all the way up north? And why is it licking its chops?

Wait, my soy chicken patty is done. Let's do it in five minutes.

I am Zod! Kneel to Zod, KNEEL!!!!!!11!

At 6/30/04 02:06 AM, FatherVenom wrote: I'm not seeing any irony.

That's because you're a crazy person. You can't see reality!

I'll have you know that I have never cursed on this forum.

Boo! Hiss!

At 6/30/04 10:37 AM, BaKsHi wrote: Okay, now you are getting knee deep into specifics. Most [...blah blah blah blah...]

Apple's own web browser, Safari has had a pop up blocker since it was released. *cough*fail*cough*

You can use open-source programs on Windows.

As well as Macintosh. And Linux. And any other damn OS out there. The 'open source' is determined by the people who write the software, not the operating system.

For god sakes, Microsoft is patenting Borg technology.

Let me get this straight: The most evil of empires, the most villainous purveyor of defective wares wants to make you a part of their product... and you're happy?

All jokes aside, it sounds interesting.

FireFox didn't come bundled with my version of Mac OS X.

Firefox sucks on Mac, and as I've said many times in the past few hours, Apple's own browser, Safari, has a pop-up blocker. Safari is also faster than any other Mac browser. It's like the windows version of Firefox hopped up on cocaine or methamphetamines.

Mozilla.org offers 3 browsers for Mac. Camino, Mozilla, and Firefox. All have pop-up blockers, and they're all pretty decent. Except Firefox.

How many web browsers does Mozilla offer for windows?

FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL.

Nope. You fail. See what I mean? Let's let it rest. I grow tired of owning you silly bitches. =p

At 6/29/04 03:16 PM, SKUNKbrs wrote:

At 6/29/04 03:06 PM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: And why is my leg covered in white stuff, and sticky?

*cough*

uh, someone... explain to ega... about.. uh.. you know.

I was... uhm.... I was... uh... making a cake. For a surprise party to celebrate Funk's belated birthday. That's it, I was making a cake. And gooie (no, that sounds wrong).... Father Venom ran in here and knocked over the bowl full of batter. Some of it splashed on your leg.... and I didn't notice when I was cleaning up.

At 6/30/04 12:02 PM, Proteas wrote: I was... uhm.... I was... uh... making a cake. For a surprise party to celebrate Funk's belated birthday. That's it, I was making a cake. And gooie (no, that sounds wrong).... Father Venom ran in here and knocked over the bowl full of batter. Some of it splashed on your leg.... and I didn't notice when I was cleaning up.

I've never seen a picture of any of you. I've never looked at any of your profiles. I've never thought about any of you. And I have serious problems with siblings who are both grown ups, yet only focus on exercise for a trialthalon, and playing on MY computer, and thus getting into fights with parents.

I'm so lonely. So lonely. And I get viewed as as a "Psychotic Lovable Teddy Bear"????

*Screams*

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!11!

*GORES POSTAL*

DIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! DIE ALL OF YOU!!!! DIEE!!!!

Okay.....okay.....I'm calmer now...... DIE!!!!!!!!111!! DIEDIEIDIDIEIDIEIDIEDIE!!!11!

*Wanders off, screaming obscure threats*

Main Entry: pro·te·us
Pronunciation: 'prOt-E-&s
Function: noun
Proteus, Greek mythological character. Proteus was an ancient god of the sea and sometimes identified as a son of Poseidon. His job was to herd Poseidon's flocks of seals and other sea creatures. Possessed of the gift of prophecy, he was generally unwilling to share his knowledge and would escape his questioners by assuming a variety of shapes, including fire and water and the forms of wild beasts.

Granted, I spell it with an "a" instead of a "u." Someone else already had "Proteus" as a screen name on here.

At 6/30/04 12:13 PM, Proteas wrote: Granted, I spell it with an "a" instead of a "u." Someone else already had "Proteus" as a screen name on here.

"Herding animals?"

Well, since I'm a co owner of a ranch down here in miserably warm Santa Cruz de la Sierra, tengo mucho espacio para ti y sus hijos de puta, o "vacas." Bienvenidos, y tengo un sonrisa para ti y sus animales (personalmente, quiero asessinar :) ), Proteas.

Meh. Still learning Spanish.

Oh well.

At 6/30/04 12:44 AM, _Wraith_ wrote:

P.S.- Ever wondered what a Wraith is? What I'm getting at is, what is the significance of your username.

I only know Wrait as some sort of ship, Who knows, maybe its some sort of insect? Whoop, just checked it out, guardian/angel right?

As for mine, its my version of mr. poppin'fresh. The original spelling sucks ass, don't you agree?

At 6/30/04 12:22 PM, BaKsHi wrote: Oh, and Proteas, why don't you just rename yourself to -Proteus- like -poxpower- did when izecx stole his name?

I hate change.

At 6/30/04 12:29 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: I only know Wrait as some sort of ship, Who knows, maybe its some sort of insect? Whoop, just checked it out, guardian/angel right?

It's from my days of studying demonology. Those gothic occult days are long behind me, but from what I remember of my research:
A Wraith is a vengeful and violent spirit, usually of someone that died a violent death (or the spirit of a violent criminal, I forget) that haunts the place of their death. Of course, that definition could be correct though. It usually depends on the culture.

As for mine, its my version of mr. poppin'fresh. The original spelling sucks ass, don't you agree?

Mm-hmm.

Gotta love teh dictionnary.

Dictionnary= <3

Sometimes, when I get really bored in class, I take out the dictionnary and I read it! I got up to R-r.

*Sigh*
This is a total dude fest. Where's the girls at? Like Nirv, Andrea and the like. I hate to say it, but the Lounge needs some Estrogen. No, EGA doesn't count.

At 6/30/04 01:07 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Sometimes, when I get really bored in class, I take out the dictionnary and I read it! I got up to R-r.

Be careful. You might just turn into G. Gordon Liddy, he did the same thin when he was a kid.

At 6/30/04 01:13 PM, _Wraith_ wrote: *Sigh*
This is a total dude fest. Where's the girls at? Like Nirv, Andrea and the like. I hate to say it, but the Lounge needs some Estrogen. No, EGA doesn't count.

okay, well if my girlfriend had enough posts to be considered a regual (she's far from that), I wouldn't let her stay. This is mainly due to Shrike saying he will take her away from me. Bastard.

At 6/30/04 02:08 PM, Gooie wrote: okay, well if my girlfriend had enough posts to be considered a regual (she's far from that), I wouldn't let her stay. This is mainly due to Shrike saying he will take her away from me. Bastard.

What do you care if I take her, anyway? You're going to be working at an elementary school soon, there is plenty of poon for you there.

At 6/30/04 02:13 PM, TheShrike wrote: What do you care if I take her, anyway?

Something to do with love... meh

You're going to be working at an elementary school soon, there is plenty of poon for you there.

Not my style. However, if you like, I could hook you up with some 5th grade boys, or perhaps, girls, if you swing that way.

Aww. I thought you luffed me. =[

At 6/30/04 02:25 PM, TheShrike wrote: Aww. I thought you luffed me. =[

not after you said you we're gunna take my sig pic and alter it, you commy!

Nah, let her come. As I said, she's "chipper" and that's exactly what we need. We even promise to behave and not make various innuendo jokes. We'll even keep EGA in his mind-control helmet!

I'll tell her that as soon as she comes back from her cruise... without me :(

Wha? Cruise? Why aren't you gone too?

At 6/30/04 02:48 PM, _Wraith_ wrote: Wha? Cruise? Why aren't you gone too?

she went with her whole family... and left me behind... *sniff* I'll be okay... she'll be home July 4th. Until then, I better hook up with some girls... I mean, cry and be emo

I think the only way to bring out change in prisioner treatment is pointing out bread and water isen't atkins freindly.

At 6/30/04 01:13 PM, _Wraith_ wrote: *Sigh*
This is a total dude fest. Where's the girls at? Like Nirv, Andrea and the like. I hate to say it, but the Lounge needs some Estrogen. No, EGA doesn't count.

Last time I checked, this is an THREAD ON A FORUM WICH IS LOCATED ON THE INTERNET!! If you want girls, check out all the wonders of free pr0n or gat a girlfriend.

At 6/30/04 06:43 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Last time I checked, this is an THREAD ON A FORUM WICH IS LOCATED ON THE INTERNET!! If you want girls, check out all the wonders of free pr0n or gat a girlfriend.

Please, the women around here spend as much time on the internet as I do. They just spend most of it in MSN chatrooms...
=O
*Departs for MSN*

If you want to know why there are no women here, consider the following:

You guys (not specifically you, but the BBS, in general) spend so much time wondering where the women are on here, when one does come along, they get bombarded with attention. People surface from the depths of the BBS to try and chat with a girl. They get freaked out, and leave. This leaves the women who don't care, the attention whores, and....

I wouldn't be surprised if a fair number of BBS users who are listed as 'male' aren't men at all.

Popenfresh has a point: Don't worry about the women (or lack thereof) on the BBS. If you desire feminine contact, look outside. You know what I mean, right? The big room with no walls and a blue ceiling...

Internet where I live.... what a novel concept....

So, let me get this straight: Mods can strong-arm users and take their BBS attributes? Cause if so, I am DYING to steal EGAs name. I was also thinking of a JMHX spoof of Mod#049357417 (that's dagestan in pig 1337. "F" is too hard to make).

Wait, this post lacks something.....

FAIL

There we go. Now it looks like something from the BBS.

*Runs off to help rid the world of the evils of marijuana, one bowl at a time*

At 6/30/04 07:34 PM, -theFUNK- wrote: *Runs off to help rid the world of the evils of marijuana, one bowl at a time*

You should put that in your sig