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At 5/30/04 11:19 PM, Jlop985 wrote: I think the saying 'all the good ones are taken' should be modified to 'even all the remotely good-looking ones are taken'.

I hate life sometimes.

If we're talking about the superior sex, I have the greatest woman this side of everywhere.

Good for you, JMHX. My day is complete now that I know that you have the best woman ever. I feel great for you, and am in no way belittled by your comments.

At 5/31/04 12:12 AM, Jlop985 wrote: Good for you, JMHX. My day is complete now that I know that you have the best woman ever. I feel great for you, and am in no way belittled by your comments.

Now make me a sandwich.

Under the sea?

. . . gag.

At 5/31/04 12:47 AM, RedSkynk wrote: Under the sea?

You mean the pineapple?

I've recently been told I'm not funny. See if you smart people get my joke

All this metro sexual queer eye stuff shows to the world something I’ve known for years. The straight woman’s dream is someone with every stereotypical aspect of the flaming homosexual but who happens to love eating pussy. The day someone says, with sincerity “Oh my god this coochie is fabulous” the rest of us should just cut it off

ha ha?

I don't get it.
(pineapple?)

I get it. its not funny though. Try rewording it.

At 5/31/04 12:57 AM, RedSkynk wrote: I don't get it.

You have to get in touch with your inner child.

Then again, late at night my humor standards are lower than usual.

Ok, so I'm not funny, time to die now

At 5/30/04 04:05 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Ignorance is bliss, no?

It still means that person is an idiot.

die, die!

In an effort to better ourselves, I suggest a cup of Liberal with every meal. Vital recipes can be found at The Foaming Liberal. No, this is not a link whore, this is a botany lesson.

At 5/31/04 02:09 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: In an effort to better ourselves, I suggest a cup of Liberal with every meal. Vital recipes can be found at The Foaming Liberal. No, this is not a link whore, this is a botany lesson.

I dunno...I'm not seeing much of a difference between what you did here, and when you just IM me with the link...oh wait, you actually said something cordial before whoring the link this time, never mind =p

http://www.bumcheekcity.com

No, I@m not a link whore... There's free cookies and pr0n for all!

At 5/31/04 12:54 AM, stafffighter wrote:
All this metro sexual queer eye stuff shows to the world something I’ve known for years. The straight woman’s dream is someone with every stereotypical aspect of the flaming homosexual but who happens to love eating pussy.

Ok up to this point.

The day someone says, with sincerity “Oh my god this coochie is fabulous”

Questionable choice of words, but still ok (depending on audience)

the rest of us should just cut it off

And here is where the logic breaks down

"It" is not sufficiently referenced to have a conclusive punchline.
Obviously refers to Oscar Meyer, but so what? The point is a 50/50 argument. Without any misdirection or ambiguity, the coochie comment is left dangling. A wet dream without the kick. The only thing you're left with is a handful of mess and no smile.

Maybe ask the *brits* about the Dry Humour approach. But if they tell you it sucks, then your stuck with French humour candidacy. At that point, I will help you source for the weapon of self-destruction.

Well I thought it was funny.

OMG! This coochie is FABulous! /flaming homo

Thank you. I can understand differing sences of humor but the first person who didn't get this was completly ignorant "Cut what off? the penis?" "Why would a gay man be eating pussy?" "Personally I think it would be frustrating to only have clitoral orgasms" Feel free to imagine your most insulting southern accent with these statments. Like I said before you like it or don't but that particular woman was a dumb ass

At 5/31/04 11:11 AM, stafffighter wrote: </Prime Time Content>

Now there is something I can side with.

That's funny.

At 5/30/04 11:19 PM, Jlop985 wrote: I think the saying 'all the good ones are taken' should be modified to 'even all the remotely good-looking ones are taken'.

I went to a wedding reception on the weekend (hence I havent posted for abit) and the only chic their I danced with was my cousins gf (well I am related to 1/2 of the people there). When he looked over I pretended to stick my tounge in her ear. It was fun. I also nearly got kicked out of the hotel. My cousins were in 127 and thought they were in 122, so I looked in the window (the rooms had sliding glass doors) only to findout it wasnt and this old lady got up and shut her curtains, while the other lady continued to braid her daughters hair.. I made fun of my cousins bf (told him to try and have a dry dream tonite) and just in general made fun of people and stuff. It was fun times.

They gave us those disposable cameras too for taking pictures. My one uncle comes up to me and asks me if I have seen King of Queens, I said occasionally. He goes did you see the one were at the wedding reception he takes one of the cameras into the bathroom and takes pictures of himself. LOL I was going to do it, but decided against it (I had thought of it before, also taking the people off the wedding cake and taking pictures of them everywhere like the LCBO or Beer Store. I decided to randomly stick the camera in peoples faces and take a picture untill my cousins cut me off from the camera for the night.

At 5/31/04 12:54 AM, stafffighter wrote: I've recently been told I'm not funny. See if you smart people get my joke...

It's funny, but it's also got a lot of truth behind it. It's just not considered P.C. anymore to be a plain guy; you have to be more sensitive to other people's feelings, nicer, and have something of a fashion sense.

I can honestly see something like your joke happening in the next few years.

OMG! THIS PUSSY IS JUST TO DIE FOR!!

Where did you get such a cute little bush? I like how it matches your haircolor!

At 5/30/04 06:30 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: I mean, fuck, would anybody really be so outraged if stupid people were eliminated or sterilized?

Not me. My life would be a lot easier...

At 5/31/04 03:29 PM, TheShrike wrote: OMG! THIS PUSSY IS JUST TO DIE FOR!!

Where did you get such a cute little bush? I like how it matches your haircolor!

It's happening already....

Silk stockings and garters are like, soooo last season. Just get rid of them, and perhaps add a lacy little thong number?

At 5/31/04 03:43 PM, TheShrike wrote: Silk stockings and garters are like, soooo last season. Just get rid of them, and perhaps add a lacy little thong number?

He needs 50 cc's of Sports Center, stat!

For the love of God, somebody put this man on a Beer Keg IV drip NOW!!

I'm just trying to be more attractive to the lady-peoples!

At 5/31/04 03:51 PM, TheShrike wrote: I'm just trying to be more attractive to the lady-peoples!

I think it's says something about the female population if they would rather date a metrosexual than a normal heterosexual male...

At 5/31/04 04:21 PM, Proteas wrote:
I think it's says something about the female population if they would rather date a metrosexual than a normal heterosexual male...

OMFG LESBIENNNS!!!!

Its like a dream come true! The day all women will be lesbies, or at least bi.