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Indeed, we all know that Agent will never get laid. ;-)

At 5/30/04 09:14 AM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: FUNK! Bring out the Russian and South American slave labor! It's replacement days!

Ïî êðàéíåé ìåðå îí îñòàâëÿåò ñïåöèàëèñòû ïûòêîé 80 ãîä ñòàðûå ñîâåòñêèå îäí...

That was supposed to be russian for "At least he's leaving the 80 year old soviet torture experts alone..."

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stupid dictionary.com translator...
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At 5/30/04 09:36 AM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: Shrike is STILL a mod, [...] changes his sigs at a faster rate than Bruce Wayne goes through women

Did I ever tell you the story of how that happened?

=p

At 5/30/04 12:12 PM, TheShrike wrote: Did I ever tell you the story of how that happened?

Yay! Story time.
</sarcasm>

I can honestly say that the topic has never come up in this thread.

At 5/30/04 01:35 PM, FatherVenom wrote:

I can honestly say that the topic has never come up in this thread.

and I can honestly say that after trying to read over the last page, I am totally unsure of what is going on in here...congratulations! You crazy bastards!!!

At 5/30/04 02:25 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: and I can honestly say that after trying to read over the last page, I am totally unsure of what is going on in here...congratulations! You crazy bastards!!!

I know the feeling, I never know what's going on in this thread because
A) You all post so damn fast
and
B) 3/4 of the time i'm stoned.

I'm sober right now and I still have no idea what you guys are talking about.

I swear to god, the next time I hear "Iraq" in a thread that has nothing to do with Iraq, I am eating my own shit, taking pictures and posting them in that thread as punishment.

It's even scarrier when you do understand.

At 5/30/04 04:01 PM, FatherVenom wrote: It's even scarrier when you do understand.

Ignorance is bliss, no?

At 5/30/04 04:00 PM, ANGRY_HATE wrote: I swear to god, the next time I hear "Iraq" in a thread that has nothing to do with Iraq, I am eating my own shit, taking pictures and posting them in that thread as punishment.

Iraq Iraq Iraq......

At 5/30/04 04:00 PM, ANGRY_HATE wrote: I swear to god, the next time I hear "Iraq" in a thread that has nothing to do with Iraq, I am eating my own shit, taking pictures and posting them in that thread as punishment.

Mmm, kinky... Iraq...

A few more precious days, and Crass will be a fascist just like me. It all starts with being fed up with idiots who blather about things they don't understand and take them out of context.....

At 5/30/04 05:04 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 5/30/04 04:00 PM, ANGRY_HATE wrote: I swear to god, the next time I hear "Iraq" in a thread that has nothing to do with Iraq, I am eating my own shit, taking pictures and posting them in that thread as punishment.

Mmm, kinky... Iraq...

lolmfg, teh p00p secks?

At 5/30/04 04:31 PM, CapitalistSocialist wrote: Iraq Iraq Iraq......

*aingery faiss*

Well it's a god thing I swore to god and I'm an agnostic.

Anyways, here's a crazy though: what if Newgrounds had a music forum? I mean it already has an audio portal and the general forum is overflowing with crappy topics while good ones get washed away to page 2-3-4, so why not have a music forum?

At 5/30/04 05:21 PM, JudgeSkvnkFUNK wrote: A few more precious days, and Crass will be a fascist just like me. It all starts with being fed up with idiots who blather about things they don't understand and take them out of context.....

Yeah, I'd make a terrible mod; after a while I'd just ban anyone with a lollipop n ever1 that abbrv words.

*daydreams about banning stupidity for life*

At 5/30/04 06:01 PM, ANGRY_HATE wrote:

*daydreams about banning stupidity for life*

So long as you understand that's all it can ever be...why can't the dictators who want to control a certain segments breeding ever be concerned with the stupid? I mean, fuck, would anybody really be so outraged if stupid people were eliminated or sterilized?

That's what I like to hear: http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/ne...ntz&photoid=20040530CDH106

Just like my buddy who is a Marine who fought in Iraq, he's got the hood ornament off Saddam's Mercedes, and he took a shit in the asshole's palace. Now that's great.

At 5/30/04 08:25 PM, -Dr_Feelgood- wrote: That's what I like to hear: http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/ne...ntz&photoid=20040530CDH106

Just like my buddy who is a Marine who fought in Iraq, he's got the hood ornament off Saddam's Mercedes, and he took a shit in the asshole's palace. Now that's great.

Sounds like a few angst driven youths I know. America's finest.
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- in reference to the cnn story - I'm still waiting for the foreign confirmation that our good friend Saddam is fine and kicking, and in fact not in the custody and control of the American invaders. So far haven't heard, who is the new Ace of Spades leading the rebellion?

At 5/30/04 06:30 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 5/30/04 06:01 PM, ANGRY_HATE wrote:

would anybody really be so outraged if stupid people were eliminated or sterilized?

The stupid people might be. But I doubt they have the intelligence to grasp the concept.

I think if you go around making it harder for everyone else, then the world doesn't need you and you should be sent to live in camps under the sea.

At 5/30/04 08:48 PM, Earfetish wrote: I think if you go around making it harder for everyone else, then the world doesn't need you and you should be sent to live in camps under the sea.

I hear ya, but living under the sea dosent seem like a big punishment, sounds like fun if you ask me.

At 5/30/04 08:51 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: I hear ya, but living under the sea dosent seem like a big punishment, sounds like fun if you ask me.

Point.

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow

Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

At 5/30/04 08:51 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: I hear ya, but living under the sea dosent seem like a big punishment, sounds like fun if you ask me.

You could be warm, below the storm. In an octopus' garden near a cave.

I'd like to go under the sea, or to the moon. Either a moon camp or a sea camp would do wonders for my physique, me thinks.

I feel like making a Bush Topic. How about it?

As long as it is a neutral topic and doesn't have any general slant towards one opinion or the other, sure Gooie. It'll be hard to pull off, though.

Either that, or make a completely biased one that lavishes praise on Bush, boardering on a BJ. It's always funny to get a rise out of people.

At 5/30/04 10:14 PM, _Wraith_ wrote: As long as it is a neutral topic and doesn't have any general slant towards one opinion or the other, sure Gooie. It'll be hard to pull off, though.

OMFG I'ma haxor! I posted it. I think I messed up the main thing I wanted to get accross, but ehh. A mod will close it without a second thought. :(

I've had a deep thought day today - God knows the twelve hours I wasted at the rain delayed and ultimately cancelled Indianapolis 500 gave me ample time to think about things not at all related to left turns.

I really have no idea why I go to that thing - I have no interest in racing at all. But hey, Morgan Freeman was there, and the guy who played Shooter in Happy Gilmore.

Good times.

I think the saying 'all the good ones are taken' should be modified to 'even all the remotely good-looking ones are taken'.

I hate life sometimes.