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No any and all opinions, even fabricated ones are allowed. Ok I'm already formulating a counter in my mind it should be ready by tomorrow. I've got a party to attend tonight, though.

Dogs on tread mills? every body knows that dogs prefer the rowing machines.but not as much as penguins. has anybody seen my penguin? the little bastard ran off with my sanity. Ive been down the pub. you can lose your dsanity at pubs verry easily.

thats a verry funny word isint it, pub pub pub pub. its a nice word,, easy to remember when your drunk. dont call me drunk. you wouldent dare call me drunk if i were sober. when your drunk you have to go too bed, thats where I m going now.

good nite all

Man, yesterday I got up, went to work until 1:00, and by 3:00 in the afternoon I was passed out drunk in my apartment. I woke up around 6:30 this morning. God I'm pathetic.

You just love making my work being your prophet of doom harder, don't you?

At 5/29/04 08:34 PM, FatherVenom wrote: You just love making my work being your prophet of doom harder, don't you?

Psh, try being teh Darkener. With a couple more posts like that, I'll have to fallback on my other title: Gnome Slayer

I still think "Yeast Golem" PWNS all.

Pfeh, damn superior yeast golems, and their insanely kewl titles... >:P

Damn, it's been a long time since the old "gnomes" gag......

Yeah, it sure has. We should start up a new "gnomes" gag on NG. Although it probably wouldn't get many replies, since the word "prOn" would be found nowhere in the post...but still, it could give us a cheap laugh or two.

Lies, have you noticed something interesting about the bottom of the topic screen? There's this name, written in green......

Judge, are you on AIM? If not, could you be?

OH MY GOD!!! FUNK IS A MOD!!! AAAAHHHH!H!!!!!!! </unintelligbleshock!>

My god... I'm gone for...what, a month? And my favorite facist is modded!

Have I already missed the modding party? I wanted to play pin the tail on the donkey... :(

At 5/29/04 09:27 PM, TheShrike wrote: Judge, are you on AIM? If not, could you be?

I'm on Yahoo. I sent you a message. I haven't used the thing in a while, so I wanted to see if it still works. I can't download a new chat prog on this PC though, so it's this or nothing.

(funny how we mods are using a message board to talk about things we want to use AIM for, especially considering how often we tell other people not to do that)

At 5/29/04 09:27 PM, TheShrike wrote: Judge, are you on AIM? If not, could you be?

why don't YOU go on AIM for a change? or is it that you don't wanna hear me A) bitch about people that you should ban or B) bitch about our flash project

C) all of the above

At 5/29/04 11:34 PM, Gooie wrote: why don't YOU go on AIM for a change?

Hmm, he's on according to my screen.

hmmmmmmm.

*seckses shrike up*

OMFG ROTFLMFAO FFS STFU N00B!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

At 5/29/04 09:31 PM, Ignignot-Lies wrote: Have I already missed the modding party? I wanted to play pin the tail on the donkey... :(

You missed the modding party by a good few weeks, I'd say...

Meh, that's what happens when you stop posting around here for a while, everything kinda just sneaks up on you.

At 5/30/04 12:33 AM, Ignignot-Lies wrote: Meh, that's what happens when you stop posting around here for a while, everything kinda just sneaks up on you.

Man, I need to get back here, then.

ARRRGH! Not another piconjo jam! I seriously don't understand why these pass. I get the joke and everything, but there shouldn't be enough people who are in on it to get it to pass, unless the voting is planned.

Damn you n00bs! How dare you n00bs allow this great topic to be burried under degenerates! We need a place to escape those transgressions, n00bs!

FUNK! Bring out the Russian and South American slave labor! It's replacement days!

*N00bs*

At 5/30/04 12:33 AM, Ignignot-Lies wrote: Meh, that's what happens when you stop posting around here for a while, everything kinda just sneaks up on you.

No joke. Especially if you're me, you think everything would stay put until you got back. I left for about 4 days, and when I came back the BBS was different - more mods, less sigs...

At 5/30/04 09:22 AM, Earfetish wrote: No joke. Especially if you're me, you think everything would stay put until you got back. I left for about 4 days, and when I came back the BBS was different - more mods, less sigs...

No matter what though, some things just won't change. I'm still a lvl. 9 Red, Funk is still perpetually stoned, Shrike is STILL a mod, Bum is still a degenerate crazy brit, people still call me incoherent, Shrike changes his sigs at a faster rate than Bruce Wayne goes through women, we still love to flame each other and then say that it's the n00bs fault, Lord Gumby is still a heartless bastard made from clay whos only purpose in life is to expand his regime through the acquisition and destruction of famouspeople's children, often seen with Earl Pokey, a nasty little horsewho kidnaps maidens, and I'm still labeled as insane, even though I'm quite sane, thank you very much.

Basically, the only thing that really does change is the order of "BUSH SUX", "ABORTION *****" and "RELIGION *****" topics. But it's all the n00bs fault! Damn you all! I'll kill you all! DIE!!!!!!one!!

*Aingrey faise*

At 5/30/04 09:36 AM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: Ranting as usual

But this time he is totally right. You forgot that the General Forum is still a Canada-like shit hole.

*bans all English speaking users and replaces them with South American and Russian users who post with twice the quality and half the spam*

Of, course, we all have to learn either Spanish or Russian to understand what they're saying, but life can't all be KY jelly....

No matter what though, some things just won't change. I'm still a lvl. 9 Red

You do know you can change both your level and your colour? I remember when I was like lvl. 16. That was nice.

Anyhow, have any of you figured out why I'm so gosh darn sexy yet? I know Ted_Easton was working on it, but does anyone else have any imput?

At 5/30/04 09:39 AM, Gooie wrote: But this time he is totally right. You forgot that the General Forum is still a Canada-like shit hole.

OMG! Liek, l00k at teh ohter topcis!!!

And I'm Canadian! Canada is not a shit hole! It's just......um...well a field of rye, with a population of children who run around in the rye, and sometimes run off the high cliffs.

At 5/30/04 10:23 AM, JudgeSkvnkFUNK wrote: *bans all English speaking users and replaces them with South American and Russian users who post with twice the quality and half the spam*

Que pasa con ti, gringo? Yo soy el l337357 persona de NG, y tu eres un burro! Callate y no hablas mas!

but life can't all be KY jelly....

Ewwwww, ur a PEEDOUGHFILE!!!!!!one!

*hunts the cyberdemon*

*Aingrey faises*

Oh and BTW, has anyone seen my virginity lately? It seems to have ran off on me.

At 5/30/04 10:59 AM, Slizor wrote: You do know you can change both your level and your colour? I remember when I was like lvl. 16. That was nice.

For starters, I have no more time to view movies, and my computer isn't fast enough anyways. Until I get a new connection (which probably won't happen), I'm still lvl. 9. And I see no real reason to change my aura, since I'm doing nothing with it.

Anyhow, have any of you figured out why I'm so gosh darn sexy yet?

You touch yourself at night?

I know Ted_Easton was working on it, but does anyone else have any imput?

I know! You must be a n00b! Ha ha ha n00b! I'm a seasoned veteran and ur a n00bs!!!one!

I dunno. Maybe you're suave and you have a good face to back things up?

At 5/30/04 11:07 AM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

Oh and BTW, has anyone seen my virginity lately? It seems to have ran off on me.

Is that just roundabout way of saying you finally got laid?

At 5/30/04 11:54 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote:

At 5/30/04 11:07 AM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

Oh and BTW, has anyone seen my virginity lately? It seems to have ran off on me.

Is that just roundabout way of saying you finally got laid?

Hoefully, the previous statement shoudve been finished with a </sarcasm>.