Earlier this week, I wound up losing my job because my boss accused me of stealing by giving away food.
A trucker came in, ordered and paid for a meal, then went back to his truck. about 10 minutes later he comes back to pick up his food. After he leaves my boss comes out and begins screaming at me about being a thief and giving away his money. So I stand there looking at him like he has a giant zit on the end of his nose, then when he finally shuts his yap, I tell him the man paid for his meal and returned to pick it up. He goes on another 2 minute rant, then when he finally shuts up, I tell him to roll back the camera and see for himself.
We go to his office he rolls back the camera to the point where the man picks up the food, then gives me this smug look. I tell him to roll the camera back further. He does and sees the man order, pay, then leave. I return his smug look. He tells me to get back to work that break time is over. I tell him he can go fuck himself all the way back to Aghanistan (where he's from) and walked out. One can put up with being accused of stealing so many times before they finally snap.
So, I whipped up a bunch of cookies and beef jerky and took them to the flea market to make a bit of cash until I can find a job. After making in 2 days what I normally make in a week there, and selling out of cookies in 3 hours, I have decided I'm going into business for myself. The weather was nasty and there weren't many people there, and I still sold out by noon.
Turns out I've been doing it wrong for a long time.