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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 2nd, 2011 @ 07:18 PM Reply

At 5/2/11 05:07 PM, Proteas wrote:
what's another couple hundred years in purgatory?

Purgatory's for wussies. Really men go straight to the first circle. :p

Anyways, the joke in question was, "Jesus was a hipster. He told the Romans to stick it where the sun don't shine and thought he was the Son of God."


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:56 PM Reply

At 5/2/11 07:18 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Anyways, the joke in question was, "Jesus was a hipster. He told the Romans to stick it where the sun don't shine and thought he was the Son of God."

I thought Jesus was Gay. Who else but a Queen would get out of a boat in the middle of a lake(during a storm, no less) and say "I'll walk."

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:23 PM Reply

At 5/2/11 09:56 PM, Proteas wrote:
why are my feet hot all of the sudden?

First thing I could think of reading your post:

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 5th, 2011 @ 07:03 PM Reply

At 5/2/11 10:23 PM, Malachy wrote: First thing I could think of reading your post:

Proving once again, on the internet you can find nearly anything.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 5th, 2011 @ 07:17 PM Reply

At 5/5/11 07:03 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:
At 5/2/11 10:23 PM, Malachy wrote: First thing I could think of reading your post:
Proving once again, on the internet you can find nearly anything.

That's Rule 34 for you. :-D

And speaking of "finding anything" online, I found something that I think plays more into what Korriken was talking about with a single-shot pistol, as apposed to what I linked to earlier. He'd just need a flaregun to make it work; 26.5mm Flare Gun to .22LR insert, and a demonstrational video.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 5th, 2011 @ 07:55 PM Reply

Greetings to all of you.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 5th, 2011 @ 08:25 PM Reply

At 5/5/11 07:17 PM, Proteas wrote: That's Rule 34 for you. :-D

Not just Rule 34, but almost everything in general, like obscure early 2000 Gameboy games......

At 5/5/11 07:55 PM, ThePretenders wrote: Greetings to all of you.

How's the angle of the dangle?


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 5th, 2011 @ 10:41 PM Reply

At 5/5/11 07:17 PM, Proteas wrote:
And speaking of "finding anything" online, I found something that I think plays more into what Korriken was talking about with a single-shot pistol, as apposed to what I linked to earlier. He'd just need a flaregun to make it work; 26.5mm Flare Gun to .22LR insert, and a demonstrational video.

BAD ASS!!!

you know, the fact you can buy this over the internet, and the fact you can go to any sporting goods store and pick up a flare gun, it's AMAZING that anyone goes through the trouble of buying an illegal firearm when you can just upgrade a simple flare gun.

or, if you're a sadistic asshole, you can always shoot someone with the flare at close range. will it kill them? possible, people have died from it, but if it doesn't the burning flare sticking out of your chest will make you wish for death.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 5th, 2011 @ 11:12 PM Reply

At 5/5/11 10:41 PM, Korriken wrote: BAD ASS!!!

you know, the fact you can buy this over the internet, and the fact you can go to any sporting goods store and pick up a flare gun, it's AMAZING that anyone goes through the trouble of buying an illegal firearm when you can just upgrade a simple flare gun.

$10 and a trip to the hardware store and you could easily rig up an insert to fire larger rounds. The only drawback being that it would be more zip-gun style and there wouldn't be any rifling twists in the barrel, so there wouldn't be much accuracy at range. But you can always dream, amiright? :-D

or, if you're a sadistic asshole, you can always shoot someone with the flare at close range. will it kill them? possible, people have died from it, but if it doesn't the burning flare sticking out of your chest will make you wish for death.

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 6th, 2011 @ 11:40 AM Reply

At 5/5/11 11:12 PM, Proteas wrote: $10 and a trip to the hardware store and you could easily rig up an insert to fire larger rounds. The only drawback being that it would be more zip-gun style and there wouldn't be any rifling twists in the barrel, so there wouldn't be much accuracy at range. But you can always dream, amiright? :-D

;;;
Which is why a BB or other 'shot' style round should be used.
Or go get one of these .
You may not be accurate, you just spray projectiles over a large area ~;)

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 6th, 2011 @ 06:22 PM Reply

At 5/6/11 11:40 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Which is why a BB or other 'shot' style round should be used.
Or go get one of these .
You may not be accurate, you just spray projectiles over a large area ~;)

How to avoid getting shot by one of these: Stand behind the shooter!

*thumbs up*


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 6th, 2011 @ 07:19 PM Reply

At 5/6/11 06:22 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:
At 5/6/11 11:40 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Or go get one of these . ~;)
How to avoid getting shot by one of these: Stand behind the shooter!

*thumbs up*

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You gotta admit that thing looks BAD ASS !


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 6th, 2011 @ 08:47 PM Reply

At 5/6/11 07:19 PM, morefngdbs wrote: You gotta admit that thing looks BAD ASS !

So does this magazine fed flintlock pistol from Wanted. Too bad it doesn't exist though.

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 6th, 2011 @ 11:28 PM Reply

So who's going to claim the T. Fulp thread deletion?

Too much swearing for just a lock? Or did the OP request? I just came back on tonight to wade back in, and poof, nothing.

Guess I'll lurk the other Osama threads and try to find something to bitch about.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 7th, 2011 @ 12:30 AM Reply

Considering the general amount of fucktardness that was in that thread I'm not too sad about its demise.

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 7th, 2011 @ 01:49 AM Reply

If it's the thread I'm thinking of...it's not here anymore from a "collateral damage" type move with the OP being caught up in something unrelated.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 7th, 2011 @ 08:58 AM Reply

At 5/7/11 12:30 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Considering the general amount of fucktardness that was in that thread I'm not too sad about its demise.

There was an incredible amount.

At 5/7/11 01:49 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: If it's the thread I'm thinking of...it's not here anymore from a "collateral damage" type move with the OP being caught up in something unrelated.

That makes me feel a bit better. I had the feeling maybe the man himself laid the smacketh downeth.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 8th, 2011 @ 07:50 PM Reply

I had a vision this morning.

I envisioned an alternate universe not unlike our own, where certain events that have unfolded during human history took a different turn of events. In it, Mark David Chapman did not shoot John Lennon, he tripped at the last second and unloaded his .38 into Yoko Ono instead. Stevie Ray Vaughn never got on that Helicopter, he took a bus, and Jon Bonjovi got on the helicopter instead. On and on throughout history, tragic mishaps that happened in our universe, did not in this one, and TRULY GREAT music flourished and great minds from the past who passed on before their times went on to enlighten untold generations more.

But there were two constants in this Universe from our own, two singular entities who's existence threatens art and higher thought for generations to come in this perfect world. I think you know who these people are without my having to mention them.

I saw an older, heavy set man, drinking his coffee on a Sunday morning, and picking up a phone to call a friend. The voice on the other end of the phone spoke quietly....

"Hello?"
"Bill?"
"Speaking, who is this?"
"Bill, this is your friend Sam, how the f*ck are doing?"
"Lovely, Sam. How are Malika and the kids doing?"
"They're doing all right. But that's not what I wanted to talk to you about, are you reading the morning paper?"
"No, I haven't gotten it yet... is there something I should look for?"
"Perhaps. There's something on the front page that's REALLY bugging the sh*t out me, man, and we need to do something about it."
"Do you want to just go ahead and TELL me or are you going to make me wait for it?"
"God you're crotchety in the morning. But I'll go ahead and tell you, the headline reads 'Bieber and Black sell out Shea Stadium in 5 minutes.'"
"... do WHAT?!"
"We need to do something, Bill. This sh*t cannot go on for any longer. Do you have Ted's phone number handy?"

The conversation goes from there, as two middle aged men begin to form a plot. And they contact a third, but he refuses to participate in their plan, so they go it alone.

My vision went on from there, as the two men, dressed in black leather and trench coats straight out of Matrix STORM the gates at Shea Stadium, exchanging automatic gunfire with security guards as they make they're way to the back-stage area. There, they find the stars of the show, eating the souls of a couple of sacrificial concert goers, and our heroes UNLOAD a hailstorm of lead into their carcasses, dousing their remains with holy water and rock salt to finish them off.

The papers the next day read....

"The War on Good Music is OVER; Kinison and Hicks eliminate Bieber and Black. Ted Nugent unavailable for comment"


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 8th, 2011 @ 10:45 PM Reply

At 5/6/11 11:40 AM, morefngdbs wrote:
Which is why a BB or other 'shot' style round should be used.
Or go get one of these .
You may not be accurate, you just spray projectiles over a large area ~;)

I want that for Christmas!

At 5/8/11 07:50 PM, Proteas wrote: I had a vision this morning.

e papers the next day read....


"The War on Good Music is OVER; Kinison and Hicks eliminate Bieber and Black. Ted Nugent unavailable for comment"

If everyone would just listen to FUNK's music, we wouldn't have these issues.

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 8th, 2011 @ 11:00 PM Reply

A Happy Mother's Day to all of you. I hope none of you have to put up with a Jewish mother.

Oi Harry, why haven't you called in 3 months? My back's been hurting and the sink is overflowing.....

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 8th, 2011 @ 11:13 PM Reply

At 5/8/11 11:00 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: A Happy Mother's Day to all of you. I hope none of you have to put up with a Jewish mother.

Oi Harry, why haven't you called in 3 months? My back's been hurting and the sink is overflowing.....

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 8th, 2011 @ 11:17 PM Reply

At 5/8/11 11:13 PM, Malachy wrote: The elusive Asian Jewish Tribe?

Partner's mother.

Though I have met an Asian Jew, yet he was not stingy. I think the two sides cancelled each other out.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 9th, 2011 @ 07:12 PM Reply

At 5/9/11 04:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I've never seen a guy wearing a matching outfit with his girl smile.

I have, and it was creepy as all hell. O_o;


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 9th, 2011 @ 07:39 PM Reply

At 5/9/11 07:12 PM, Proteas wrote:
At 5/9/11 04:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I've never seen a guy wearing a matching outfit with his girl smile.
I have, and it was creepy as all hell. O_o;

;;;
My girlfriend & I both bought the same shirt at the Ozzie show last year...we have a deal that if shes wearing hers...I won't wear mine.

My brother & his wife in South Korea have matching PJ's.

I'll never have that problem...I don't wear them.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 9th, 2011 @ 07:55 PM Reply

At 5/9/11 07:39 PM, morefngdbs wrote: My brother & his wife in South Korea have matching PJ's.

That's actually what it was; matching pj's. Our church deacon's nephew and his wife showed up to services one Sunday morning wearing matching pj's that SHE made for the both of them just to show off her mad sewing skillz. Purple and white diamond pattern. AND THE GUY WAS HAPPY ABOUT IT.

Whipped.

I'll never have that problem...I don't wear them.

The one time where matching your partner isn't a fashion foe-paux. >:-D~


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 9th, 2011 @ 10:52 PM Reply

The only matching clothing I'd ever wear with a spouse would be a toga. To a toga party.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 10th, 2011 @ 09:15 AM Reply

At 5/9/11 10:52 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: The only matching clothing I'd ever wear with a spouse would be a toga. To a toga party.

I like wearing matching birthday suits with girls.


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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 10th, 2011 @ 08:03 PM Reply

At 5/10/11 09:15 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 5/9/11 10:52 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: The only matching clothing I'd ever wear with a spouse would be a toga. To a toga party.
I like wearing matching birthday suits with girls.

Personally I'm not into the suits matching, but whatever makes you happy.


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At 5/10/11 08:03 PM, stafffighter wrote:
At 5/10/11 09:15 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I like wearing matching birthday suits with girls.
Personally I'm not into the suits matching, but whatever makes you happy.

;;;
You do realise 'birthday suit' means Nude !

I've been off the booze now since March 1/11
I've been thinking of not drinking as often , or possibly continuing the dry spell throughthe first part of the summer .

But a family memeber sent me a photo, from a temperance meeting, where the ladies had signs up about how they would withhold themselves from drinking men.
After seeing the photo, I've gone back to drinking right now !
I hope the medicine I'm presently taking doesn't react badly ...but I'm drinking a 4 fingers straight rye over 2 ice cubes, as I type this !
(I really needed it & no they aren't looking any better....I'm not sure there is enough alcohol in the Province to get those girls looking prettier !!!!!)
But I took the threat seriously & I now feel safer ~;)

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Response to - The Regulars Lounge Thread - May. 11th, 2011 @ 12:53 AM Reply

Well at least nobody lost on that deal.


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