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At 4/26/11 08:45 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'd make them eat black licorice.

I remember Wizard Magazine one time had this list, it was the top 10 things Dr. Doom would get rid of the second he gained control of the world as written by the man himself. #1 on the list; Black Licorice. Reason; it's nasty, it's pure evil, and only the hounds of hell like the stuff.

Not long thereafter I found out my grandfather LOVED the stuff, which really creeped me out. O_o;

other things on the list; fat chicks in spandex, spiders, and carnies (not sure on that last one).

At 4/26/11 02:53 PM, Proteas wrote: I'm just dickin' around, though. A "dream gun" as it were. A revolver like that would be too expensive for me to fire, so it would probably just sit behind glass in a little shadow box marked "in case of Zombie Apocalypse, break glass" with a bottle of hair-gel, a pair of wayfarer sunglasses, and a red tank top.

let's see who gets the reference.

Dawn of the dead?

If I buy anything, it will probably be something like a Ruger or a Glock .40 S&W. I wouldn't be apposed to a .22 if it was chambered for the .22 Magnum, like this. That way I have a .22 with a little more power behind it.

Personally, Rugers don't do much for me. I've never found them to be as reliable as, say, a S&W, but then again, maybe it was because there was a lot of dust on the range that day.

A .40 Glock, on the other hand, is a blast to shoot. Depending on how big your hand is (Mines are bear paws, but it comes with the territory) the Glock 22 was much more fun than a 35 .357 Sig. Still, I've found when it comes to Glocks, the 17 (or 19, again, depends on your hands) 9mm is the best.

At 4/26/11 10:48 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Dawn of the dead?

Duke Nukem. I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.

Personally, Rugers don't do much for me. I've never found them to be as reliable as, say, a S&W, but then again, maybe it was because there was a lot of dust on the range that day.

My dad's got a little .22 Ruger Mark 3 that belonged to my grandfather, and it's not a bad little gun to shoot. I'm just after something as a backup to my shotgun, in case of zombie apocalypse or home invasion. Can't have to many guns.

I'm actually a decent shot with a pistol, countless hours playing Metal Gear Solid have made sure of that.

A .40 Glock, on the other hand, is a blast to shoot. Depending on how big your hand is (Mines are bear paws, but it comes with the territory) the Glock 22 was much more fun than a 35 .357 Sig. Still, I've found when it comes to Glocks, the 17 (or 19, again, depends on your hands) 9mm is the best.

You would probably have a blast firing my shotgun, then. Pistol grip 12 gauge. :-D

At 4/27/11 08:29 PM, Proteas wrote: Duke Nukem. I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.

Dammit, should of gotten that one.

Personally, Rugers don't do much for me. I've never found them to be as reliable as, say, a S&W, but then again, maybe it was because there was a lot of dust on the range that day.

My dad's got a little .22 Ruger Mark 3 that belonged to my grandfather, and it's not a bad little gun to shoot. I'm just after something as a backup to my shotgun, in case of zombie apocalypse or home invasion. Can't have to many guns.

Oh, I forgot about their .22s. Their .22s are good, it's just their revolvers don't cycle as cleanly as I want them to be. Oh well.

I'm actually a decent shot with a pistol, countless hours playing Metal Gear Solid have made sure of that.
You would probably have a blast firing my shotgun, then. Pistol grip 12 gauge. :-D

You know, that's the interesting thing, I don't care much for pistol gripped. The recoil's of course a bitch, which is why I prefer a full stock.

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This....is my BOOMSTICK!!

I'm personally a fan of single shot guns. load your shot, fire it off, load another. no clips to jam, and cleaning them is EASY.

Problem is, I have YET to find a single shot pistol.

At 4/28/11 07:31 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: You know, that's the interesting thing, I don't care much for pistol gripped. The recoil's of course a bitch, which is why I prefer a full stock.

It's been a point of contention between me and my dad; he likes the full stock, I like pistol grip. I finally told him a few weeks back that I didn't buy the gun to hunt or shoot skeet with, it's for home defense. It's kind of difficult to turn a corner easily with a full stock a 28" barrel...

I got a set of Vindicator grips by Pachymar today in the mail, they're supposed to help reduce perceived recoil. Now I have to wait until the forend wrench shows up on Monday so I can install the forend grip. ;-D

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This....is my BOOMSTICK!!

:-D

At 4/28/11 08:51 PM, Korriken wrote: Problem is, I have YET to find a single shot pistol.

Ask, and ye shall recieve; click.

Also; keep up the good work on your stories, man. You've got a lot of talent and a lot of good ideas, don't let anybody else tell you otherwise.

SOMEBODY'S UOTD.

humps rydias leg

At 4/30/11 08:46 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: SOMEBODY'S UOTD.

Gah, i somehow feel that own my chances just reduced ..again. :P

passes bong to Rydia

if you haven't played this yet

try it out.

I just got the addicted medal and I can say this is the only game I've ever got all the medals on. Alot like nanaca crash.

pic related

At 5/1/11 11:17 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: if you haven't played this yet

try it out.

I just got the addicted medal and I can say this is the only game I've ever got all the medals on. Alot like nanaca crash.

pic related

I totally didn't remember playing it but it appears I have already gotten all the medals. I guess I got them when it came out.

I got really addicted to this when it first came out:

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Tomorrow I go renew my final prescription.
I have 1 pill left for tomorrow & another 30 days...my sentence is OVER !
It'll be suicide chicken wings & nacho's with everything & extra tomato & hot peppers ~:)

Washed down with a couple of gallons of B E E R !

Why is it I can crack jokes about mentally disabled people, politics, and race, but the moment I make a Jesus joke, everybody's like, OHHH?

What are we, five? C'mon.

At 5/2/11 12:49 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm sick of the drama. On my FB news feed it's like a bunch of girls in a dressing room fighting over the last man on earth . Everyone is either overjoyed, or anti death and boy are they at each other's throats.

No politics in the lounge, fags.

Saw Ke$ha at Blues Festival, and learned an interesting fact: she's a vampire. Watch!:

Ke$ha=ah$ek
ah= Southern colloquial pronunciation of "I" as in "Ah waint to the sto'/I went to the store."
$ek= seck=Southern colloquial pronunciation of "e" is "u" so...=suck
Ke$ha= "I SUCK"

And boy, does she!

It sounded like a chipmunk trying to fuck an accordion.

Blues tent, of course, was top notch as always. Yay for sneak backstage with backstage pass having friends through the "I have huge balls watch I walk right past security" technique.

You learn that shit when you're actually allowed backstage.

Jesus walked into a motel one night threw 3 spikes on the counter & said..."could you put me up for the night" ~:)

What's white sticky & moves across the sky at a thousand miles an hour ?
?
?
the coming of the lord ~;)

At 5/2/11 09:30 AM, morefngdbs wrote: the coming of the lord ~;)

2000 years seems to be one LONG refractory period.

>:-D~

what's another couple hundred years in purgatory?

At 5/2/11 05:07 PM, Proteas wrote:

what's another couple hundred years in purgatory?

Purgatory's for wussies. Really men go straight to the first circle. :p

Anyways, the joke in question was, "Jesus was a hipster. He told the Romans to stick it where the sun don't shine and thought he was the Son of God."

At 5/2/11 07:18 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Anyways, the joke in question was, "Jesus was a hipster. He told the Romans to stick it where the sun don't shine and thought he was the Son of God."

I thought Jesus was Gay. Who else but a Queen would get out of a boat in the middle of a lake(during a storm, no less) and say "I'll walk."

why are my feet hot all of the sudden?

At 5/2/11 09:56 PM, Proteas wrote:

why are my feet hot all of the sudden?

First thing I could think of reading your post:

At 5/2/11 10:23 PM, Malachy wrote: First thing I could think of reading your post:

Proving once again, on the internet you can find nearly anything.

At 5/5/11 07:03 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 5/2/11 10:23 PM, Malachy wrote: First thing I could think of reading your post:

Proving once again, on the internet you can find nearly anything.

That's Rule 34 for you. :-D

And speaking of "finding anything" online, I found something that I think plays more into what Korriken was talking about with a single-shot pistol, as apposed to what I linked to earlier. He'd just need a flaregun to make it work; 26.5mm Flare Gun to .22LR insert, and a demonstrational video.

Greetings to all of you.

At 5/5/11 07:17 PM, Proteas wrote: That's Rule 34 for you. :-D

Not just Rule 34, but almost everything in general, like obscure early 2000 Gameboy games......

At 5/5/11 07:55 PM, ThePretenders wrote: Greetings to all of you.

How's the angle of the dangle?

At 5/5/11 07:17 PM, Proteas wrote:

And speaking of "finding anything" online, I found something that I think plays more into what Korriken was talking about with a single-shot pistol, as apposed to what I linked to earlier. He'd just need a flaregun to make it work; 26.5mm Flare Gun to .22LR insert, and a demonstrational video.

BAD ASS!!!

you know, the fact you can buy this over the internet, and the fact you can go to any sporting goods store and pick up a flare gun, it's AMAZING that anyone goes through the trouble of buying an illegal firearm when you can just upgrade a simple flare gun.

or, if you're a sadistic asshole, you can always shoot someone with the flare at close range. will it kill them? possible, people have died from it, but if it doesn't the burning flare sticking out of your chest will make you wish for death.

At 5/5/11 10:41 PM, Korriken wrote: BAD ASS!!!

you know, the fact you can buy this over the internet, and the fact you can go to any sporting goods store and pick up a flare gun, it's AMAZING that anyone goes through the trouble of buying an illegal firearm when you can just upgrade a simple flare gun.

$10 and a trip to the hardware store and you could easily rig up an insert to fire larger rounds. The only drawback being that it would be more zip-gun style and there wouldn't be any rifling twists in the barrel, so there wouldn't be much accuracy at range. But you can always dream, amiright? :-D

or, if you're a sadistic asshole, you can always shoot someone with the flare at close range. will it kill them? possible, people have died from it, but if it doesn't the burning flare sticking out of your chest will make you wish for death.

Eminem "We as Americans". 1:26 through 1:35.