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At 3/28/11 09:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Shrike has a woman. Hopefully he's keeping her in the kitchen where she belongs.

But every kitchen appliance has the interwebs.. outing a partners overbearing ways is just a tap-tap on a screen away. She should patiently wait until he's rich or famous. Timing is everything.

At 3/28/11 07:19 AM, zephiran wrote:

:: I don't think they'd be THAT bad, you just have to remember not to use the darkest chocolate around.

Yeah yeah, some people like dark better than light chocolate, but going out on a limb here I'd say the basics of the bacon-choc-chip cookie is to get the right balance of sweet and salty. Needless to say, really dark chocolate isn't all that sweet, so for the sake of maintaining a good balance I'd say some lighter chocolate is in order.

I'm going to do this tomorrow night. I have a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips in my cupboard, so I'm gonna give that a shot. I still gotta buy some baking soda and bacon.

At 3/29/11 04:17 AM, Friday wrote: Okay...

I never exactly learned what this thread is about.

Anyone care to inform me?

Is it just like a thread where you talk about random subjects?

No, it's a thread where you talk about your fiber intake. Or rather, your fiber OUTPUT, you may say. You see, if you had "regular" bowel movements, you would understand about why we're talking about shit.

At 3/29/11 04:17 AM, Friday wrote: Anyone care to inform me?

We talk about noobs/idiots behind their back in our secret hidout...

wha' ya mean it's not secret? HEY, WHO TURNED OFF THE CLOAK DAMMIT!!!

At 3/29/11 02:47 PM, JudgeDredd wrote: wha' ya mean it's not secret? HEY, WHO TURNED OFF THE CLOAK DAMMIT!!!

Dammit! Quickly, reactivate the Invisible Generator? Wait, what do you mean you can't find it?

You realize we're going to have to relocate now, don't you?

My name's not Quickly, and whose bright idea was it to make the invisible generator invisible!?

At 3/29/11 04:30 PM, Ravariel wrote: My name's not Quickly, and whose bright idea was it to make the invisible generator invisible!?

Hey, I thought we all agreed, if we're going to make references to movies, we're only going to do Robert Wagner movies.

Smells like...............Something's on fire. I think it's the jet packs.

Here they are! Bacon chocolate chip cookies! Pretty tasty!

At 3/30/11 12:57 AM, AdamRice wrote: Here they are! Bacon chocolate chip cookies! Pretty tasty!

Next picture: House looking at X-Rays of your stomach and telling Foreman to increase the dosage.

If every pudding pop were a dinosaur, there'd be no sleeping on the weekends.

At 3/30/11 04:38 PM, JMHX wrote: If every pudding pop were a dinosaur, there'd be no sleeping on the weekends.

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Halloween and Thanksgiving would fall on the same day.

I wondered where you went. Where have you've been?

At 3/30/11 05:48 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 3/30/11 04:38 PM, JMHX wrote: If every pudding pop were a dinosaur, there'd be no sleeping on the weekends.

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Halloween and Thanksgiving would fall on the same day.

If the groundhogs get access to fiberoptic internet and WoW, they'll never leave their burrows and the world shall be covered in perpetual snow and chill, paving the way for the Ice Giants and letting their era of unrivalled reign over Earth commence...

I wondered where you went. Where have you've been?

I think he was lurkin'.

At 3/30/11 10:34 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I saw that game. My fiance showed me the picture of the triceratops with a German tank mounted on its back and I immediately thought of Seven.

I linked her too it as soon as somebody showed me a video - I immediately started looking for it and IT IS OUT ON STEAM NEXT WEEK. Awesome.

At 3/30/11 06:56 PM, zephiran wrote: paving the way for the Ice Giants and letting their era of unrivalled reign over Earth commence...

I say thee NAY!!! All doth know that The Mighty Thor, Son of All-Seeing Odin doth protect all of Midgard from such deviltry as the Frost Giants!!!

Also, at the risk of ruining the effect...I found out today someone can be allergic to crack.

At 3/30/11 08:41 PM, SevenSeize wrote: There's a game coming out where you can kill nazi dinosaurs. I don't think further elaboration is needed.

The description alone was enough to make me want to upgrade my ancient PC and start playing video games again.

They won me over with, "You've played World War II games before...but have you played a World War II game with dinosaurs?"

No, I have not.

Doing a big show.

People care.

I mean, not any of YOU people, but other people. You know, those ones you hear about, with the social lives?

Them.

wtf is this thing?

At 4/2/11 08:52 AM, Korriken wrote: wtf is this thing?

Abnormal lamb, or elaborate hoax? You be the judge, we'll be back with more "Ripley's Believe it or Not" after these messages...

At 4/2/11 08:52 AM, Korriken wrote: wtf is this thing?

The Daily Mail.

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I made a perfect mugcake half an hour ago. The last half hour of that half hour I spent eating it.

Observe, and drool at my perfection, dregs.

At 4/2/11 03:15 PM, zephiran wrote: I made a perfect mugcake half an hour ago. The last half hour of that half hour I spent eating it.

Observe, and drool at my perfection, dregs.

What did you put it in? Coffee?

At 4/2/11 09:06 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 4/2/11 03:15 PM, zephiran wrote: I made a perfect mugcake half an hour ago. The last half hour of that half hour I spent eating it.

Observe, and drool at my perfection, dregs.

What did you put it in? Coffee?

Tablespoon of instant cocoa powder, a bit more than six tablespoons of regular flour, five tablespoons of sugar, bit of baking powder, some milk, oil and an egg. Oh, and a few teaspoons of vanilla sugar.

Moist.

I don't know if I should be joyful or depressed. Ive discovered my natural comedy niche.... and its... rather absurd.

I'm working on a new idea called Corporate Final Boss.

Final bosses are mostly evil. this much is certain. Final bosses all have plans for taking over or destroying the world. Some final bosses run corporations. This final boss is no different. What sets THIS final boss apart from all other final bosses is that his business is to train heroes to take care of his competition, in other words, to take out the other final bosses of the world.

the reader/viewer/whatever will get to see the inner workings of Ivul Corporation (pronounced like Evil) and the daily life of Ivul Badgai (evil badguy) as he works on his plans to dominate the world. Problem is, other final bosses are vying to take over or destroy the world as well.

the original concept will basically be set in a stereotypical video game or comic book world.

you also get to see how Ivul wants to take over the world, but once you get to know him, he's a pretty swell guy, if not weird as hell. Ivul has a lot of... asshole like personality traits. He has a guy who walks behind him with a boombox, blasting Ivul's theme song everywhere he goes, which sounds like it was done by a amateur garage band (it was). Eventually an executive confronts Ivul on exactly why he insists on blasting that infernal theme song and why he has a guy following him with a boombox at all times.

then you realize, that, while he's a sadistic prick that wants to be the world sovereign, he also realizes that being evil isn't all killing and conquering. The guy with the boombox was a homeless bum. so Evul gave him a job, carrying his boombox around. looping one song over and over. This got the bum off the street and irritates everyone around him. Ivul believes in balancing his karma, because bad karma has ended the ambitions of many a final boss. The song was done by a garage band, and they were paid for it, to help them get better instruments to continue their hopeless goal of becoming a real band... to keep them in total despair without letting them give up their dream.

and Ivul trains heroes to help keep the world safe from his rivals. he also documents every hero he trains, their weak spots, vulnerabilities, relatives, and other ways to get over on them when and if needed.

right now im working on the Ivul corporation Employment application and trying to figure out as many ways to die or be maimed in a evil corporate ladder as possible. i got the following

Ivul Corporation shall not be held liable in the case of injury, dismemberment, or death by the following.

fighting heroes
fighting rival villains
explosions including but not limited to: vehicular explosion, fuel tank explosions, and self destructing heroes
Being sacrificed to summon a demon, god, or other otherworldly entity
poisoned coffee in the break room
poisoned water in the water cooler
spoiled food in the vending machine
being run over by hero or villain's vehicle
friendly fire
killed to make executive or final boss feel better about themselves
killed by subordinate in order to take your position
demon or beast handling
execution for incompetence

At 4/3/11 11:37 AM, Korriken wrote: execution for incompetence

Things you should add to the list;

Demonic Possession
Psychotic self-mutilation
Rabid Gerbil Attacks
Stray gunfire
Shrapnel
Razor Burn
Asbestosis/Mesothelioma
Temporary/permanent vision loss

At 4/4/11 11:25 PM, Proteas wrote: Things you should add to the list;
Shrapnel

^loves it^

Asbestosis/Mesothelioma
Temporary/permanent vision loss

Or an erection lasting more than four hours :)

At 4/4/11 11:44 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

Or an erection lasting more than four hours :)

haha. good one!

btw... does anyone else find.... this to be... pathetic beyond words?

At 4/5/11 12:09 AM, Korriken wrote:

At 4/4/11 11:44 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

Or an erection lasting more than four hours :)

haha. good one!

btw... does anyone else find.... this to be... pathetic beyond words?

I feel sorry for that McKinley chick featured in the photo. Makes her look a gold digger, and an American one at that.

At 4/5/11 01:01 AM, LazyDrunk wrote:

I feel sorry for that McKinley chick featured in the photo. Makes her look a gold digger, and an American one at that.

Maybe once Harry marries some other chick she'll do the world a favor and remove herself from the gene pool.

I've been toying with a new idea. I wanna mix 1920's mafia war violence with... clowns.
yes CLOWNS!

3 Local Prop Comedian Unions fighting over territory for operating...

and by operating i mean doing things like shows at hospitals and birthday parties, normal clown stuff.

how do clowns fight? pranking each other! I can see it now.

Clown gets chased into an ally by 3 other clowns. Clown is trapped, nowhere to go. the leader enemy clown says, "Nothing personal. Just business. Do 'em." the 2 clown on either side of him break out seltzer bottles and spray him down until he hits the ground. one of the clowns walks up, stands over him, brandishes a pie, and hits em in the face with it, then walk off, laughing. the camera pans back to see a drenched clown with pie on his face lying on his back.

in another scene, one clown is standing around and another sneaks up on him and ties his shoes together. you can imagine what happens next.

also. below is a clown assassinating another clown. :P