At 10/30/10 04:19 PM, stafffighter wrote:
Just a thought. Is there any chance all these people are getting married on Halloween in hopes of being brutally murded and brought back as the Crow?
Originally it was going to be on the 16th, but they couldn't book the park recreational area we were at because the whole month of October was booked. Then somebody called back a little while later and told them they had an opening on the 30th, so they took it. They just got back from their honeymoon earlier this week, then had their wedding today.
And it was... interesting.
It was pretty much everything I had described earlier, plus the photographer who worked the whole thing is a fetish model. She and the maid of honor both jumped and proceeded to dry hump me at the end of the evening, and there are photographs of her (the photographer/fetish model) licking the side of my face somewhere out there in the ether. I may never wash the right side of my face AGAIN.
If anybody has any Rolaids, they would be greatly appreciated. Highlights of the buffet included; hot-wings, macaroni and cheese, chicken fajitas, and a lamb-and-cheese-wrapped-in-grape-leaves thing, in addition to cake and usual sides.
For my troubles, I was given a "Security Edition" of the U.S. Constitution signed by Penn & Teller, and a grow-your-own-girlfriend gag gift.