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As long as we don't do sound effects, there will indeed be silence. >_>;

At 6/12/10 05:13 PM, Ravariel wrote: As long as we don't do sound effects, there will indeed be silence. >_>;

Dammit, I wanted to do my impression of a Michael Bay movie.

BOOM POW BOK PUU PING PTH BBHHHH

At 6/12/10 03:34 PM, Proteas wrote: I found a Japanese porno starring a woman who cosplays as Rey Ayanami, and gets it on in that outfit.

GOD BLESS THE JAPANESE!!!

One thing I learned while I was over there, it's sort of like an IRL Rule 34. Never underestimate the Japanese.

At 6/12/10 03:34 PM, Proteas wrote: I found a Japanese porno starring a woman who cosplays as Rey Ayanami, and gets it on in that outfit.

GOD BLESS THE JAPANESE!!!

Now THERE is something for you to "awkward pause" over.

*blink* *blink*

My couch is now steve free.

Also, bitches is crazy.

But some crazy bitches actually try to REWARD you for putting up with them being batshit crazy.

What the fuck is up with that?

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Dear bitches,

You is crazy. Naw, for real though. You is crazy fo REAL. Like clinical and shit. I can't hang, on the honest tip. I realize you gots some mad bootylicious goodness, but it just ain't worth it b.

From now on, it's fat independent black women with great senses of humor. No more crazy white-irish bitches. NOOOO.

At 6/13/10 02:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: From now on, it's fat independent black women with great senses of humor. No more crazy white-irish bitches. NOOOO.

Let's just bypass your problems altogether...

Homosexuality maybe an answer to your problems...
Don't think about the mechanics right now...

Think about like this:
He's your best friend.

But you can fuck with him...

At 6/13/10 06:16 PM, fli wrote:

At 6/13/10 02:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: From now on, it's fat independent black women with great senses of humor. No more crazy white-irish bitches. NOOOO.

Word, and other words I learned from the movies where Jet Li beats up black people.

Let's just bypass your problems altogether...

Homosexuality maybe an answer to your problems...

Think about like this:
He's your best friend.

But you can fuck with him...

I remember way back there was a comedian who did this bit.
"Did you leave the toilet seat up?"
"Yes."
"Who cares?"
and
"When's the movie start?"
"5 minutes."
"Here's your baseball cap. Let's go!"

At 6/13/10 06:16 PM, fli wrote:

Homosexuality maybe an answer to your problems...

You know you're the only man I could ever truly love, and you're taken.

At 6/13/10 08:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 6/13/10 06:16 PM, fli wrote:

Homosexuality maybe an answer to your problems...

You know you're the only man I could ever truly love, and you're taken.

Star crossed lovers? Gentlemen, you know what we need to do to bring them together. We must undertake a wacky road trip fueled only by top 40 music and learning about ourselves.
Who's with me?

At 6/13/10 06:16 PM, fli wrote: Homosexuality maybe an answer to your problems...

... wouldn't that just cause all his exes to turn psychotic, knowing that they broke up with a man who is now gay?

At 6/13/10 10:59 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm gonna go see A-Team with stafff tomorrow.

We're going to have nachos!

Are those nachos.......with AWESOME SAUCE?

The A-Team movie itself is actually not as bad as you would think. It's a pretty good adaption of the TV series, and like the TV series it doesn't take itself too seriously, which means it's good fun. Also, STAY AFTER THE CREDITS. Great post-credit scene at the end.

At 6/13/10 08:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 6/13/10 06:16 PM, fli wrote:

Homosexuality maybe an answer to your problems...

You know you're the only man I could ever truly love, and you're taken.

Oy, I've finally discovered Funk has smidgen of love...

I think I have found a new best friend...

who I can now fuck with...

NOW cue the moment for the comedic awkward pause...

At 6/13/10 08:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: Star crossed lovers? Gentlemen, you know what we need to do to bring them together. We must undertake a wacky road trip fueled only by top 40 music and learning about ourselves.
Who's with me?

I am!

But first, several things need to happen along the way.

1) We need to piss off a motorcycle gang.
2) Discover a religious cult in a small town.
3) Have our car break down in the middle of nowhere.
4) Argue.
5) Make up.
6) ??????
7) PROFIT!

Wait, that's like every buddy movie ever made.

At 6/13/10 08:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: Star crossed lovers? Gentlemen, you know what we need to do to bring them together. We must undertake a wacky road trip fueled only by top 40 music and learning about ourselves.
Who's with me?

Make that Top 40 80's music, and I'm so there.

I can't wait until Friday when i get paid. I want to get my hands on a new ink cartridge for my printer and make a raster of my desktop wallpaper.

At 6/13/10 06:16 PM, fli wrote: Think about like this:

But you can fuck with him...

;;;

Mine is an exit shute only.
which would make the fucking part problematic... good thing I'm a lesbian !

At 6/15/10 01:56 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: No birthday email from NG this year. I wonder why.

Currently dealing with a malware problem on my computer. Finally had a bit of a breakthrough last night and will mess with it in a little bit, as I've got a scanner running.

It's your birthday, well happy birthday.

I expect the something in return in a month and 5 days :p

At 6/15/10 01:56 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: No birthday email from NG this year. I wonder why.

Check to see if you've turned off the option in your profile to recive e-mails and updates. If you have, they won't send you anything.

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If you're drinking tonight, throw one back for me. Click. I was good friends with the guy in the photo a few years back, but I lost touch with him about a year or so before he went into the army. He left behind a wife and a year old son. :-(

Yesterday, I road tripped it to Boston where I met up with Stafff, Seven, and Evark. It was one of the most awesome days ever...but the trains in and around Boston are gay, my friends GPS and I don't agree on the definition of the word "straight", and I proved once again it's only illegal if the bleeding cops see you doing it. They usually don't if you do it at 4 in the morning, illegal U turns and such for the win.

At 6/16/10 02:01 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Yesterday, I road tripped it to Boston where I met up with Stafff, Seven, and Evark. It was one of the most awesome days ever...but the trains in and around Boston are gay, my friends GPS and I don't agree on the definition of the word "straight", and I proved once again it's only illegal if the bleeding cops see you doing it. They usually don't if you do it at 4 in the morning, illegal U turns and such for the win.

It really was awesome. We ate at Cheers, not the real bar they used as the exterior for the show but a place the owners set up to look like the bar from the show after they got sick of people complaining about that. I learned that fact on a duck tour
Also, I talked to the trains, they said you're the one who's gay.

At 6/16/10 06:07 PM, stafffighter wrote: Also, I talked to the trains, they said you're the one who's gay.

Did you take your pants off for that like you said you needed to last night to call one?

So while you lot were having fun without me I was painting for my mom. It was a kind of unexpected trip back home because I started the paint job expecting it to only last a little while, but it wound up taking a few days longer and then had to stay an extra day for a dentist appointment that turned into another extra day for a trip to the oral surgeon. What fun.

Maybe next time.

Also, I finally got replies about my law school applications. I got into 2 of the schools. One in Arizona and one in Florida. The one in Arizona is sort of new and was kind of a spur of the moment application. Sooo, I'll be moving to Florida in 2 months. Still on a wait list for a third school, so is my wife. We should both find out in late July (you know, around the time we're supposed to be moving). I'd prefer it because it's a top intellectual property school, but at the same time I'm making plans. If they offer me $$$ for scholarships I'll consider it.

Sorry I've been absent, folks. Life has been a wee bit hectic.

The one fun bit of information I wanted to share was that my 30" electric smoker arrived today. I'm going to be doing a brisket on Sunday and some homemade bacon next week most likely. Everyone in my family is totally getting meat for Christmas this year.

For those of you who work in retail, a question; have you ever had one of those days where ALL the idiots flock to you at once?

I'm used to getting a few weird questions here and there, but I actually had a guy ask me today if he could paint asphalt shingles on his roof to reduce his energy costs. This was after I had a lady ask me if I was going to mix her can of paint before I added colorant to it, which came after another lady asked me where the nearest Wal-Mart was... THERE'S ONE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET!!!! You can stand in our parking lot and SEE "WAL-MART" in big freaking letters not even 300 or so yards in front of you!

I made the joke to one of my coworkers that a bus full of mentally handicapped people must have tipped over near our store and bit by bit the riders were trickling through our store. No sooner than 20 minutes later, who should walk in to the store than my aunt and one of my cousins... who is mentally handicapped.

*hangs head and cries*

At 6/16/10 07:45 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 6/16/10 06:07 PM, stafffighter wrote: Also, I talked to the trains, they said you're the one who's gay.

Did you take your pants off for that like you said you needed to last night to call one?

Yes or no, did your train come?
Besies, you were already on the train when your thing happened.

At 6/16/10 11:14 PM, stafffighter wrote: Yes or no, did your train come?

It did, but the schedule said Red Sux games delay them...so you have yet to prove you removing your pants was really for the train.

Besies, you were already on the train when your thing happened.

Yeah, that train ride sucked...damn lights kept going off and it was getting delayed even more again because of the game and shit. Wasn't too bad. The fights with the GPS did not help though.

At 6/16/10 11:48 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Yeah, that train ride sucked...damn lights kept going off and it was getting delayed even more again because of the game and shit. Wasn't too bad. The fights with the GPS did not help though.

trying to leave NYC after picking up rucklo on my way to your place, the GPS had me go on and off the same exit on a highway about 4 times before we wisened up and stopped listening to it. It was a rare loop thing where it somehow emptied back onto the highway just before the same exit you got off at if you missed this weird unnoticeable side road to get off before you looped around again.