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At 3/28/10 09:58 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Proteas, I've decided I want to hike the entire Appalachian Trail. Are you close to that? and if so, would you be willing to walk like, maybe a mile of it or something?

Nowhere near it, unfortunately. ;-)

If I was, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

At 3/26/10 10:36 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I have decided that I hate it when strangers put their face in my dog's face and make kissy noises at him. There are dogs that would rip your fucking face off if you did that - it's totally stupid to approach a strange dog that way. My dog is too nice to rip someone's face off. But it annoys me none the less.

So I have been teaching him that kissy noises means "Lick my face."

Skunky, nobody else has replied to this yet, but I just wanted to say it's one of the most hilarious and clever things I've heard.

Some of my favourite joke elements are extensive prep work, having the joke triggered by other people, and when people can't be sure you actually did anything at all unless you told them. This has 'em all.

sorry to hear about your bummer day rydia.

my day was uneventful

last week was pretty good, it was spring break and we went home to visit family, I stayed a few extra days and my dad drove me home after bringing me to see my sister in Maine last night.

It snowed a little last night before the rain moved in.

Last week was pretty nice. Played wii with my in-laws and brother-in-law and hung out with my brother and had pizza with a Croatian and mixed cow manure, miracle grow and peat moss in a cement mixer and planted some veggies with my brother and went to Tractor Supply Store and saw a high school play and went to a retirement party for one of my old teachers (after the play).

anyway, I'm gald to be home and back in school and still waiting on admissions decisions on law schools

what exactly fall ontop of your head, rydia?

I'm user of the day? What the hell? What is the probability of this happening? Does anyone else see this?

At 3/30/10 09:44 AM, Gunner-D wrote: I'm user of the day? What the hell? What is the probability of this happening? Does anyone else see this?

I see it. It's completely random, though... just ask Elfer.

*evil grin*

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I managed to get my memory card back from my mother for my better camera, and I've got a clearer picture of that lock-washer chainmail piece I made. It's not the whole piece, just a closeup on the detail.

Keep in mind while you're looking at this that I made this out of #8 lock washers. I did the calculations, and something like this would be almost impossible to make using actual wire, because I'd have to use something like a 7 gauge wire curled around a 3/16 of an inch thick piece of steel to make rings with, and I wouldn't be able to put it all together because of how tight the space is as it is. I wouldn't have a necklace, I'd have a stick.

At 3/30/10 09:44 AM, Gunner-D wrote: I'm user of the day? What the hell? What is the probability of this happening? Does anyone else see this?

The probability is one divided by the number of people who have ever posted, less the number of people who have already been UOTD.

Shame they don't put your profile pic up no mo'.

On a related note, I'm studying theory of probabilities!

At 3/30/10 01:49 PM, Elfer wrote: Shame they don't put your profile pic up no mo'.

Yeah, when I was UOTD they were still doing it, and I got a shitload of PMs from random guys going "Hurr hurr you're a chick, will you blow me?"

It wasn't even a sexy picture of me.

Oh, internet. Stay classy.

I get hit on by hot femme girls when I have short hair and big butch diesel dykes when I have long hair.

Then again, I have been known to dive, so maybe they're not entirely wrong to hit on me...

I keep getting solicited for sex by the senior senator from Wyoming...

Being user of the day is pointless for my exposure as an audio portal contributor. Not one extra review and very few extra listens. Damn it... at least people know that I made a stupid-as-hell oompaloompa movie in 2001.

Somebody solicit me for sex, dammit.

I LIKE TO CUDDLE!!!!

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Also; this. It's not a rick-roll, it's a video of my dual-pistols character in action.

At 3/30/10 08:11 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Then again, I have been known to dive, so maybe they're not entirely wrong to hit on me...

"Dive" darling?
I'm pretty up to date with slang terms, but that doesn't ring a bell for me.

I think it's natural for all sexes to create very strong homo-social bonds. Girls with their sisters, mothers, gal friends.

Boys with their brothers, fathers, and guy friends.

All non sexual in nature... but always implicative if you observe them far away.

I mean... I was at the gym, and there were these two guys who were working out. And their grunting and sweating together.

And last week when I worked a wedding, girls were dancing together. Just friends. But the fact they're so close and touching...

I think this sort of implication is more fun when you apply this to literature in general. Like, the other day... I was reading the taboo between batman and robin on wiki, and thouht it was on of the most interesting reads I've done in a while.

At 3/30/10 09:34 PM, Malachy wrote: I keep getting solicited for sex by the senior senator from Wyoming...

;;;
Is the Senior Senator a female Malachy ?
Is this person a senior citizen ?

just what you probably always wanted a blue haired groupie.
It's really gonna suck if its a closet homosexual. I seem to remember hearing that many of those guy's in the Senate are raging against same sex couples marriage etc...but several have been caught in...ummm... compromising situations -lol

At 3/31/10 12:28 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 3/30/10 09:34 PM, Malachy wrote: I keep getting solicited for sex by the senior senator from Wyoming...

;;;
Is the Senior Senator a female Malachy ?
Is this person a senior citizen ?

just what you probably always wanted a blue haired groupie.
It's really gonna suck if its a closet homosexual. I seem to remember hearing that many of those guy's in the Senate are raging against same sex couples marriage etc...but several have been caught in...ummm... compromising situations -lol

yeah, some of the funniest stories are about lawmakers who rail against same sex marriage and then get caught with male prostitutes. Ironically the Republican party (which is typically the party against gay marriage, although there are always exceptions) was in the news for paying for some visits to a lesbian stripper bar near their national office.

Damn, I wish I was UOTD but I'll probably never notice even if it win it.

At 3/30/10 05:37 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: On a related note, I'm studying theory of probabilities!

My maths teacher used to say that probability was one of those things in maths that people who otherwise cringed at calculus would pick up on.

DID YOUR TEACHER DO THE DEER HUNTER EXAMPLE?

At 3/31/10 02:31 AM, fli wrote:

At 3/30/10 08:11 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Then again, I have been known to dive, so maybe they're not entirely wrong to hit on me...

"Dive" darling?
I'm pretty up to date with slang terms, but that doesn't ring a bell for me.

*cracks open Urban Dictionary*

5. to perform oral sex, usually on females.

Well... that's the only definition of dive that has any sexual connotation attached to it... so unless skunky wants to clear the air a bit on the subject... uh...

Nope, that is exactly what I meant.

Okay.
I asked my friend, and he says it could be 1.) going to a bar with friends (as in going to a DIVE bar), or 2.) whatever Proteas said.

At 3/31/10 08:07 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Nope, that is exactly what I meant.

Wonderfull. Now I have this image of you in the Poison Ivy outfit and another costumer in a Harley Quinne outfit that I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!

GAHHH!!!

No sex in costumes is the rule around here, so you can wipe that fantasy right out of your head. ;)

At 3/31/10 09:20 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: No sex in costumes is the rule around here, so you can wipe that fantasy right out of your head. ;)

DAMMIT!!!

The Senior Senator from Wyoming asked me to show up dressed as a congressional page...