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At 2/26/10 05:30 PM, LordJaric wrote: I can see the movie now, "Killer Willy"

I can, too, I'm just trying to figure out how to spin it as a hero-with-nothing-else-to-loose kind of movie... or would horror flick be better?

At 2/26/10 05:38 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/26/10 05:30 PM, LordJaric wrote: I can see the movie now, "Killer Willy"

I can, too, I'm just trying to figure out how to spin it as a hero-with-nothing-else-to-loose kind of movie... or would horror flick be better?

The old cop film stand by, trouble at home. The senior trainers marriage is on the rocks and this happens the same day as thier kids field trip to the park. *10-12 year old banging on the glass* Dad NOOOOOOO! *CGI whale speeds towards the camera*
This thursday on syfy.

At 2/26/10 07:10 PM, stafffighter wrote: This thursday on syfy.

If they start filming tonight they might get it on the air by wednesday.

*ba-doomp chiss*

...based on a true story?

Leatherfin

At 2/26/10 08:42 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/26/10 07:10 PM, stafffighter wrote: This thursday on syfy.

If they start filming tonight they might get it on the air by wednesday.

*ba-doomp chiss*

At 2/26/10 08:58 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: ...based on a true story?

Leatherfin

Ok, who from the supporting cast of Buffy can we get for this?

At 2/26/10 09:25 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ok, who from the supporting cast of Buffy can we get for this?

What, is David Boreanaz to busy?

If anybody wants to write up an action movie styled trailer monologue, I'd be glad to do the voice over. Does the Audio Portal accept vocal skits?

Cop Out is hilarious, a must see.

At 2/26/10 09:58 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/26/10 09:25 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ok, who from the supporting cast of Buffy can we get for this?

What, is David Boreanaz to busy?

Ok, apparently these things don't like having more than one link in that tonight so I'll just say yes, David Borianez is busy. You haven't seen Bones? It's been on for like 5 years.

If anybody wants to write up an action movie styled trailer monologue, I'd be glad to do the voice over. Does the Audio Portal accept vocal skits?

To that I say this.

Oh yeah. Also, Seven is an amazing person and artist.

I fail at keeping schedules. That said, the next chapter is up (see sig) and the action starts to heat up a bit. The chapter coming up has the potential to be rather controversial, so beware!

completely unrelated: god I wish my bank stuff hadn't taken so long, because it's been cold and snowy here for the last week and I could have been in Phoenix or Hawaii right now... instead I have to wait for March 16th or 23rd to be able to get a good ticket price. :(

At 2/26/10 10:31 PM, stafffighter wrote: Oh yeah. Also, Seven is an amazing person and artist.

;;;
The girlfriends sleeping & I didn't want to wake her, so i watched this with the sound turned off.
Sorry (I'll take another look later)
But I still 5'd it.
Just because I'm familiar with the authors.
~;)

Tsunami waring for the pacific.

Just went into the madhouse that is Costco on a Saturday to pick up two pretty good sized briskets, some disposable aluminum pans, and a big thing of salt. Two weeks from now, it'll be corned beef at my 2nd Annual St. Pat's Shindig.

The best things take time :)

One of my good friends lost his husband of 30 years.
He´s in bad condition. Last year, he was working 3 jobs.

He got injured, and lost all of them. HIs source of income was his husband.

I´m afraid he´s gonna be homeless soon because he says he can´t qualify for welfare. Worse-- the family of his husband are total dicks.

They've took almost everything that belonged to his name, and since they weren't legally married-- It's hard to talk about politics here and not mention prop 8, but the lounge is about talking about lives... and how do you remove something as big and dynamic as that.

I've given him everything that's in my family's pantry. Cereals, food, cheese, peanut butter... just everything. I've bought him a clay urn to boil beans (I've also bought beans.) When I was poor, that was the thing I could depend to eat. He's a white guy who hates beans, but he says that he can't be picky.

My mom was upset I gave up everything, but-- we'll fill it up again. And she's understanding too.

Seven, I'm going to try my hand at beignets tonight. I hope they are amazing, or I will be sad.

we had a strange storm the other night that knocked out power for about a day. my internet is still out so im stuck trying to get my internet fix with my phone.

evark drove up and we went skiing friday and today. bought a bottle of (now apparently legal) absinthe. which was fun.

At 2/24/10 09:36 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

I didn't know these existed, and my life now feels more complete.

Proof.

It's like crack, in ice cream form.

At 2/26/10 11:40 AM, morefngdbs wrote: It is raining here today...& its raining hard !
high winds, driving rain & the temps right around freezing.
If it drops below 0, the roads are going to be brutal...also all the snow's gone !

We got some rain, even some freezing shit the day before. What's really fucked is I took my car to be serviced last monday, and then got it washed...so it could get hit with freezing rain that day, and then the goddamn blizzard...I cannot win, I simply cannot.

I thought the same thing when I turned 30, then 40, 50...but by the time I reached 70, It just doesn't matter anymore. Your only as old as you think you are...so think spry happy thoughts, & drink alcohol (in moderation) it keeps you well oiled .

I need money for booze...I do get paid this week...hrmmm....

Yeah, I'm trying not to put a lot of stock in that, I tend to be pretty healthy aside from the bizarre and rare disorders I occasionally get. Plus he has all sorts of pre-existing problems.

Last night I set up a ring for some queer awards show, and Jerry Lawler apparently got paid a SHITLOAD to host and organize it.

It was really weird to see an old pro like Jerry wrestle in the Sex N Violence ring. [Insert 7'1" heel wrestler here] kept bouncing Jerry's head off of the turnbuckle, and that was HILARIOUS, because I know for a FACT that turnbuckle pad was made out of unwashed second hand t-shirts and colored duct tape.

How do I know? Because I watched Tony grab the shirts out of his dirty laundry and tape them up MYSELF. Tony ended up reffereeing, and and of course he found an excuse to moon the whole crowd of rich white yuppies.

Good times were had by a large group of rich white people, and because I hate the rich, I bugged out of there until it was time to tear down the ring.

Rich white people disgust me, because they care so much about little things, having never suffered any thing major. They bitch and whine constantly, wasting their rancid tooth bleach laden breath over things a poor person would simply ignore.

I could go into details about my hatred of the bourgeosie, but I don't think any of you care.

At 2/28/10 02:33 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Last night I set up a ring for some queer awards show, and Jerry Lawler apparently got paid a SHITLOAD to host and organize it.

Yeah, Jerry will do just about anything for money....except carry Michael Cole to a good broadcast!!! My God but he needs JR back on mondays...guess that's what happens when you're trolling the mall for your next wife versus preparing for a broadcast :p

It was really weird to see an old pro like Jerry wrestle in the Sex N Violence ring. [Insert 7'1" heel wrestler here] kept bouncing Jerry's head off of the turnbuckle, and that was HILARIOUS, because I know for a FACT that turnbuckle pad was made out of unwashed second hand t-shirts and colored duct tape.

Lawler has always been great selling a beating as an underdog babyface. Especially if you give him a gigantic heel opponent like the one you mentioned.

How do I know? Because I watched Tony grab the shirts out of his dirty laundry and tape them up MYSELF. Tony ended up reffereeing, and and of course he found an excuse to moon the whole crowd of rich white yuppies.

Niiiiice.

I could go into details about my hatred of the bourgeosie, but I don't think any of you care.

Well that doesn't stop most people round here :p

At 2/28/10 05:51 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

Yeah, Jerry will do just about anything for money....except carry Michael Cole to a good broadcast!!! My God but he needs JR back on mondays...guess that's what happens when you're trolling the mall for your next wife versus preparing for a broadcast :p

You don't get the saturation out in Jersey that we get down here, though. Jerry sells fireworks, car insurance, everything. I mean, yeah he's a cultural icon in Memphis, but I'd like to drive down the street without seeing his wrinkly smug mug sometimes.

Lawler has always been great selling a beating as an underdog babyface. Especially if you give him a gigantic heel opponent like the one you mentioned.

Sid Vicious. Those two milked their rivalry FOR EVER.

Sid's still in pretty good shape, too. The guy Jerry fought last night I think was Adam Norton. I only met him for a second, though, and I didn't watch the first match, so I could have his name wrong. He had a UT tattoo, so he's at least from in state.

Well that doesn't stop most people round here :p

Yeah, but when I bust out with a diatribe I tend to wax poetic.

My net has magically fixed itself.

I downloaded an IRC client for my phone today and only one server works with the cell network, but every other server works fine if it's connected to a wifi network, which kind of defeats the purpose of having it on my phone.

Well I just got home from my local pub.
Canada's winning the hockey game has the whole damn village honking horns, shooting guns & fireworks off. Cars & trucks are driving up & down the main drag...
The fact that a local boy from Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia scored the winning goal has got all the hockey fans pumped.
I'm the only Canadian who actually isn't a hockey fan, so I headed home so my disinterest, didn't get me beat on, or possibly lynched ~;)

At 2/28/10 08:19 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 2/27/10 08:36 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Seven, I'm going to try my hand at beignets tonight. I hope they are amazing, or I will be sad.

Lemme know how it goes. I get my mix from Cafe Du Monde. If they don't sell it up there, I could send ya some.

While we're on the subject of Louisianan food that might lead to my untimely demise, my sister brought back a package each of Savoie's Boudin and Andouille Sausage. How do you cook this stuff?

At 2/28/10 07:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You don't get the saturation out in Jersey that we get down here, though. Jerry sells fireworks, car insurance, everything. I mean, yeah he's a cultural icon in Memphis, but I'd like to drive down the street without seeing his wrinkly smug mug sometimes.

Oh, I know that sirrah. Jerry Lawler is Jesus Christ for you guys and he uses it to the fullest. Which I can't really blame him for. Not bad for a kid that got his break by sending in funny cartoon pictures to the TV studio.

Sid Vicious. Those two milked their rivalry FOR EVER.

Not to mention the other names in the parade of monsters, Kamala, Taker, on and on...like I say, the man has a formula and the formula works. Hulk Hogan and Vince should be paying Lawler some sort of royalty (mmm, I guess Vince is though now isn't he?) for their blatantly lifting that formula to make Hogan a star.

Sid's still in pretty good shape, too.

I always hear off and on he might make a come back or something, but at this point I wouldn't if I was him. That horrific leg break he had would scare my ass off getting back in there forever unless I was desperate.

Yeah, but when I bust out with a diatribe I tend to wax poetic.

Yeah, true. Still though, I'm sure there's still a good percentage of people that wouldn't pay attention anyways ;)

At 2/28/10 08:49 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

Sid Vicious. Those two milked their rivalry FOR EVER.

Not to mention the other names in the parade of monsters, Kamala, Taker, on and on...like I say, the man has a formula and the formula works. Hulk Hogan and Vince should be paying Lawler some sort of royalty (mmm, I guess Vince is though now isn't he?) for their blatantly lifting that formula to make Hogan a star.

Oh man, we were setting up an old school wooden ring (no springs, pussies) and some of our boards... well, let's just say you shouldn't leave a ring on a trailer under a tarp all the time. The first words out of this one guys mouth was "Do you know if Kamala is wrestling tonight? Because if he is, we might need to get down to the hardware store...."

Psycho is as fat of a wrestler as I've ever seen, though, and it holds him just fine.

I always hear off and on he might make a come back or something, but at this point I wouldn't if I was him. That horrific leg break he had would scare my ass off getting back in there forever unless I was desperate.

He keeps the rumors up because he makes money as a personal trainer now. You know he knows what he's doing, too, because he honestly looks just like he did in the 80's.

At 2/28/10 08:19 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Lemme know how it goes. I get my mix from Cafe Du Monde. If they don't sell it up there, I could send ya some.

I used Emeril's recipe. They turned out pretty awesome, but I ran out of oil before I could do all of them, unfortunately. They were a big hit. I put the excess dough in the freezer, we'll see how it does thawed and used later.