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At 10/26/09 10:10 PM, Malachy wrote: fli has doves

My family had dogs, cats, hampsters, fish, and a bunny.

Crap.

Let me rephrase that.

What's next, an elephant?

Lord please have no one say "Oh, I have an elephant....."

At 10/26/09 10:20 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: What's next, an elephant?

My boyfriend sponsored an elephant the way one sponsors a child in a foreign country. One of our friends asked "Does the elephant write to you?" I can imagine a giant crate with an elephant footprint imprint inside. He did get occasional progress updates on the elephant. Unfortunately, the elephant died of old age a couple months ago. He's considering sponsoring another one.

At 10/26/09 09:47 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/26/09 09:31 PM, SevenSeize wrote: My cat tries to get into the shower with me every morning.

I tried proteas, did it work?

A cat that is willing to go into water to be with it's master...?

What kind of psycho cat do you have, seven? Are you sure it's not like a long haired chihuahua or something?

She's a little mix breed, calico maybe? I dunno.

and she's evil.

Jumps on my head at 3 AM.

pure evil.

The kind of cat FUNK would love.

At 10/26/09 09:31 PM, SevenSeize wrote: My cat tries to get into the shower with me every morning.

That is a smart mother fuckin cat right thare.

there was a cat that stuck around our house that I would let in once in a while, and if I said "got to go potty" to him and he had to go we would run to the door and wait for me to open it so he could go out, weird thing is no one to my knowledge taught him that.

At 10/26/09 11:18 PM, LordJaric wrote: there was a cat that stuck around our house that I would let in once in a while, and if I said "got to go potty" to him and he had to go we would run to the door and wait for me to open it so he could go out, weird thing is no one to my knowledge taught him that.

Mine doesn't use a litter box either. I think if they have a disposition to be outdoor cats more then indoor, they just naturally won't use the box, since cats aren't like dogs, they do their business and then want to cover it up or get far far away from it.

wow...
suddenly "not doing nothing" has become "doing everything all at once..."

I didn't think school, improv, a photo job at a portrait place, and the family photo/video business would compound all at once.

Gawd...
babies are horrible. They smile when they're off camera... and cry and scream like bloody hell when they're in front of the camera.

Hey folks, wanna see stafffighter drool?

Click.

They had a "HeroCon" hosted by the folks that make City of Heroes/Villains, with keynote speakers from the development team. If you want to see the really interesting stuff (new characters and powers, concept artwork), skip to about a minute and a half in and watch through about minute ten. If you're a gearhead, skip to about the 10 minute mark to see "ultra graphics mode" they're going to unveil. The REALLY cool stuff starts at about 22 minutes in (dual pistols!!!).

I don't know who that heckler is, but he gets mondo cool points in my book.

I now have an earnest desire to beat that goofy cape-wearing nerd into a bloody pulp. There's an advanced mission in the game where you have to go through a portal to defeat an elder god of sorts in the "spirit world." The whole mission has this white haze over it with high contrast, to give it this ethereal look... but in reality all it does is give you eye strain.

my cat is currently eating some important papers I should have known better than to leave on the floor.

He's fixated with paper, he loves the feel of biting through it. Same thing with cardboard. he other hobbies include jumping on top of the heater and immediately jumping off because it's hot, getting locked into the panty because he hides in there when the door is open, sitting in the bathtub and howling to hear himself echo and falling off of tables/chairs/couches/cat towers while sleeping.

At 10/27/09 06:54 AM, Proteas wrote: Hey folks, wanna see stafffighter drool?

Click.

He talked about the Punisher, yay. Pistols with weird ammo like he had before Micro went soft, yay. Every single one of us thought that demon summoner looked like Seven, extra yay.

At 10/27/09 05:06 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/27/09 06:54 AM, Proteas wrote: Hey folks, wanna see stafffighter drool?

Click.

He talked about the Punisher, yay. Pistols with weird ammo like he had before Micro went soft, yay. Every single one of us thought that demon summoner looked like Seven, extra yay.

I'd hit that.

OMG STFU you useless spammers!

I'm still baffled when people think that dual guns are some sort of update in gaming. They've been around FOREVS.

At 10/28/09 09:10 AM, Elfer wrote: I'm still baffled when people think that dual guns are some sort of update in gaming. They've been around FOREVS.

duel guns in Goldeneye007 on the N64 made for far more interesting multiplayer. Never did learn that cheat code for wielding 2 different guns though. I got cheat codes off of the internet back when they were big in games. Do they still have cheat sections or sell game sharks?

I know it's awkward to consider asking this but would anyone mind if I write a story about how Ben Spurgin dies on fiction-press?

At 10/28/09 09:10 AM, Elfer wrote: I'm still baffled when people think that dual guns are some sort of update in gaming. They've been around FOREVS.

I see your point, and it leaves me wondering why they decided until now to unveil such a thing. All the various odd comic book superpowers available to you in the game, and the ability to dual wield pistols is only coming out now? It seems like it would be a fairly basic thing to accomplish, given that my main character right now dual wields swords.

So... given that the lounge was pretty quiet yesterday, I'll assume everyone was out enjoying their real lives. Anything interesting happen?

At 10/28/09 04:29 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/28/09 09:10 AM, Elfer wrote: I'm still baffled when people think that dual guns are some sort of update in gaming. They've been around FOREVS.

I see your point, and it leaves me wondering why they decided until now to unveil such a thing. All the various odd comic book superpowers available to you in the game, and the ability to dual wield pistols is only coming out now?

Well I remember reading when they introduced archery that they were going by the demand of the comic book audience. Like at the tiem archery was more common than magnetic powers. While there are gun toting heroes, represented in the blaster class, duel handguns isn't the most common setup. Yes deadpool does use pistols but he's more known for the swords, the Punisher has used about every gun combination someone with two hands can, and there's that guy from the wildcats who uses two pistols. It's just not that common.

Also, a bit of a divergence, is anyone else watching the bbc Robin Hood show?

SPOILER ALERT

I'm having some big problems with this season. First of all, they're really leaning heavy on the people doing bad things for sympathetic reasons angle. Secondly, they've done a complete 180 with the women on the show. They traded in Djaq, the tough and worldwise medic, and Marion, who fucking kickboxed guys in plate armor, for some girl who's job it is to get captured every week and another who switches sides so often you need a scorecard.

At 10/28/09 05:59 PM, stafffighter wrote: While there are gun toting heroes, represented in the blaster class, duel handguns isn't the most common setup.

That's actually what the new dual pistols set is for; blasters. Dual pistols are available for the Mastermind archetype (thug summoning), but you're limited to three attacks that -- by nature -- are supportive fire in nature, not straight offense.

*looks around*

PENIS!!!

So the MJ movie is out, jesus can't they just let the story die already.

At 10/28/09 09:26 PM, LordJaric wrote: So the MJ movie is out, jesus can't they just let the story die already.

Maybe they're just hoping to pay off some of his outrageous debts.

At 10/28/09 09:26 PM, LordJaric wrote: So the MJ movie is out, jesus can't they just let the story die already.

Not until they've squeezed every penny they can from it dammit!!! As long as it's making money, it's going to keep getting play and having products hocked. It's sad how hypocritical people are.

So... given that the lounge was pretty quiet yesterday, I'll assume everyone was out enjoying their real lives. Anything interesting happen?

With any luck my following week will look something like this:

I also believe we should all start carrying around giant posters with internet abbreviations and so when we feel the need to express certain feelings we pull them out and proudly show them to the world. Come on, who wouldn't want to pull out a banner that shows in big block letters STFU to an annoying coworker? WHO'S WITH ME?

At 10/29/09 12:23 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

So... given that the lounge was pretty quiet yesterday, I'll assume everyone was out enjoying their real lives. Anything interesting happen?

There is new drama that's happening my work...
My boss (gay) likes me, and one of my co-workers (gay too) said that I may like him...

Which resulted in a talk between us, and I was like...
whaaaaaat?

There was no way anything I said could had been construed in that way. We barely talked, and most of the time I was asking for hep. I told him that I want the three of us to talk ASAP-- and that he tell everything what he's saying straight to my face if he wants to say anything...

There's something about the gay culture to many gays guys think that it's okay to gossip and to talk shit about others. I don't know why they assume being gay makes it okay to gossip.

At 10/28/09 04:29 PM, Proteas wrote: I'll assume everyone was out enjoying their real lives. Anything interesting happen?

;;;
I spent half the day setting up a 4 pack metal show that plays tonight...& we tear it out starting at midnight.
Bands are ; Job for a Cowboy, GWAR , The Red Cord, & The Lamb of God.

Might be up Funkbrs alley... I don't know any of them.

I will probably be doing homework Halloween night while waiting for knocks on the door. I have a very large Google Earth mapping project of Paraguay that's due next week. Right now, the biggest pain in the ass is using the polygon tool to map out the paths of the rivers. There are a lot of rivers in Paraguay. The hardest to draw were the ones on the borders.

Now finding the military installations should be fun. If the project extends like I think it will, then I have to do the countries around Paraguay, which include Argentina. I got off a lot easier than some of my classmates since Paraguay only has three border countries. As opposed to the girl doing Kyrgyzstan...

At 10/29/09 12:08 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: the biggest pain in the ass is using the polygon tool to map out the paths of the rivers. There are a lot of rivers in Paraguay. The hardest to draw were the ones on the borders.

;;;
should have picked Libya.
That country has NO rivers !
;)

At 10/29/09 01:16 PM, morefngdbs wrote: should have picked Libya.
That country has NO rivers !
;)

Libya was not available unfortunately. But I seem interested in South America, so I picked one of the two countries down there that were available. People have been putting red polygons (no go) and yellow polygons (slow go) over various parts of their countries. The guy who has the Ukraine slapped a giant red polygon over Chernobyl. XD

Almost done with the rivers though. Once I figured out the pattern, it became easier. Then I get to look for other areas in Paraguay that need yellow or red polygons. Yay.

At 10/29/09 05:58 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: The guy who has the Ukraine slapped a giant red polygon over Chernobyl. XD

That's gonna cost him points.

They're letting people go there now. The level of fucked up that is is just immeasurable.

Man...
I'm working on Halloween, and by the time I get out and get to a party, it will all be done.

Sucks.
And I had bought the blue grease paint and the latex to bald-out my eyebrows so I could look like the Blue Man Group.