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Anybody trying to find logic in family guy is either insane, or retarded themselves me tends to think...the show is a friggin half hour non-sequitor!!! :)

i don't watch TV, but it does have 'social commentary' among the 'randomness'

criticizing cultural values, but if you bought into that stuff you probably won't notice

At 10/13/09 09:07 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Wow! I was glad you had a gun in there. For a second, I actually thought you could do that, like it was some big gay thing.

I love how the entire movie is just RDJ and Val ranting at each other.

"Look up the word idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No, the definition of idiot, which you fucking are!"

Ahh hello guys. I'm finally back after a year long hiatus. Wonder if anybody remembers me =)

At 10/13/09 07:19 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Also in terms of paint, I don't judge, I makes the color and then I go back to the other shit I have to do for the day...I don't know why people want the blinding neon colors either but make 'em happy and my salary keeps getting paid. Yay getting paid.

Some days I wish it could be that easy. But since I work where I do, people expect me to be some sort of interior design expert, and they'll actually ask me my opinion on this stuff. "What color would go with this? Can you help us find colors that tie into the scheme used in this pillow we've brought in from our living room suite?" And then I get customers like that who are just... blegh.

I've finally gotten to the point when I mix those colors where I just look at the customer and go "Sunglasses can be found in hardware, aisle 13. You're going to need them."

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If anybody here can help me with this, I would appreciate it.

I want to buy another shotgun, and make this one specifically for home defense, leaving my other for target practice and the like. I want to put a pistol grip on it, and saw the barrel short. I know the BATF limit for barrel length is 18 inches, but what I need to know is, is it legal to saw the barrel short yourself? Because if it is, this is a $10 solution (pipe cutter) to what would normally cost me $80 for a replacement barrel.

At 10/14/09 04:33 AM, tony4moroney wrote: Wonder if anybody remembers me =)

I do =D

At 10/14/09 12:04 PM, Proteas wrote: If anybody here can help me with this, I would appreciate it.

I want to buy another shotgun,

When I tell what is discussed here to my friends, they don't believe me.

At 10/14/09 12:10 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: When I tell what is discussed here to my friends, they don't believe me.

Print off a few pages and show it to them. ;-D

And if you REALLY want to freak them out, here's something for you;

I can go up to a local pawnshop and get a used Mossberg 500 for about $120.

At 10/14/09 12:04 PM, Proteas wrote: Some days I wish it could be that easy. But since I work where I do, people expect me to be some sort of interior design expert, and they'll actually ask me my opinion on this stuff. "What color would go with this? Can you help us find colors that tie into the scheme used in this pillow we've brought in from our living room suite?" And then I get customers like that who are just... blegh.

Some people ask me that, but by and large. They know what they want, the only questions I tend to wind up dealing with is how shiny they want the shit to be, or trying to find a nice way to say "honestly, if you buy the cheap ass stuff you're going to have problems and it's not going to be as good...go buy the more expensive crap cause it's worth it". But it's a fairly low income area sooooo...

At 10/14/09 12:31 PM, Proteas wrote: And if you REALLY want to freak them out, here's something for you;

I can go up to a local pawnshop and get a used Mossberg 500 for about $120.

And you can put this on it...then you'd have a pistol grip and stock.

Plus you don't have to worry about shortening the barrel... :)

Proteas...or you could get the AK-47 of shotguns...

At 10/14/09 03:22 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: But it's a fairly low income area sooooo...

Understood. I've gotten to the point here lately where I tell customers right off the bat to buy the better paint at our store due to the way the cheaper paint is made, because I've had so many people just come back and buy the better stuff anyway when the other doesn't cover near as well.

At 10/14/09 03:59 PM, TheMason wrote: And you can put this on it...then you'd have a pistol grip and stock.

Plus you don't have to worry about shortening the barrel... :)

Hm... ugly as all hell, yet I would still be able to buy a muzzle mount and put a laser sight or flashlight on it. I'll have to think about that one. Thanks. :-)

So enough of my weird little brain, what's everyone else been up to?

ARGENTINA
IS
IN
THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDDD

Argentina 1 - 0 Uruguay !

Chile 1 - 0 Ecuador

Positions:
Paraguay 34
Brazil 33
Chile 33
Argentina 28
Uruguay 24 ;
Paraguay, Brazil, Chile and Argentina, directly qualified, Uruguay has to beat Costa Rica.

I love how the number of reading users jumps when someone posts to a bunch of threads here, but very few people actually post.

HI GAWKERS.

At 10/14/09 08:49 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: ARGENTINA
IS
IN
THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDDD

dude, the US already got in when it beat Honduras a few days back. And we all know how much concentrated fail (now 4X concentrated!) the US soccer team is.

When Mexico and the US are the top soccer teams in the Americas, lord knows South America is fucking weak

At 10/14/09 10:02 PM, Malachy wrote:

When Mexico and the US are the top soccer teams in the Americas, lord knows South America is fucking weak

How'd Canada do?

At 10/14/09 04:33 AM, tony4moroney wrote: Ahh hello guys. I'm finally back after a year long hiatus. Wonder if anybody remembers me =)

I remember you. Sup in the hood?

At 10/14/09 12:04 PM, Proteas wrote: I want to buy another shotgun, and make this one specifically for home defense, leaving my other for target practice and the like. I want to put a pistol grip on it, and saw the barrel short. I know the BATF limit for barrel length is 18 inches, but what I need to know is, is it legal to saw the barrel short yourself? Because if it is, this is a $10 solution (pipe cutter) to what would normally cost me $80 for a replacement barrel.

Down here everyone does. Dont know if that means it's legal. But they do anyway.

You know what's good? Peanut Butter.

Peanut butter is awesome.

At 10/14/09 10:06 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/14/09 10:02 PM, Malachy wrote:

When Mexico and the US are the top soccer teams in the Americas, lord knows South America is fucking weak

How'd Canada do?

erm... "FIFA World Cup%u2122 appearances: 1 (1986)"

At 10/14/09 11:03 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 10/14/09 10:06 PM, stafffighter wrote:

How'd Canada do?

erm... "FIFA World Cup%u2122 appearances: 1 (1986)"

For some reason I';m having trouble picturing a Canadian soccer riot.

At 10/14/09 10:58 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Down here everyone does. Dont know if that means it's legal. But they do anyway.

All my coworkers swear up and down just cutting the barrel is a federal offense, regardless of the length you cut it too, and I can't seem to find anything online that would indicate they are right. So I think I'm just going to call up some of the local pawn shops and gunsmiths in the morning, and ask them. Or call up G. Gordon Liddy. LIDDY WOULD KNOW.

You know what's good? Peanut Butter.

Amen.

At 10/14/09 11:35 PM, stafffighter wrote: For some reason I';m having trouble picturing a Canadian soccer riot.

I have no problem with it.

"What? We lost the game, eh? Well what do you think about that."

Headlines the next day read; A NATION MOURNS LOSS; beer sales triple in lieu of soccer loss, officials fearful of further actions.

That's a joke, son! Funny ha ha!

I just want to let ya'll know I'm running for president in 2016.

stafff is my campaign manager and decided my slogan will be, "bacon enforces your greatness".

So vote for me and have bacon.

My bumper stickers will also look like a strip of bacon.

I'd throw in some bears holding chainsaws fighting hobos but avie might ban me.

At 10/15/09 12:42 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I just want to let ya'll know I'm running for president in 2016.

stafff is my campaign manager and decided my slogan will be, "bacon enforces your greatness".

So vote for me and have bacon.

My bumper stickers will also look like a strip of bacon.

I'd throw in some bears holding chainsaws fighting hobos but avie might ban me.

I'll be the challenger!

Pro will be my campaign manager and we're have the slogan "Beer and knives are good."

You get beer. That's awesome.

Our bumper stickers will be beer keg-shaped.

And we'd put in more knives and sharp pointy objects that might slice your finger off.

Wait a sec, that might not be right........

I question the sanity of any individual who would have me as a running mate for any office. That being said, hell yeah I'll run. :-)

Also; persian dragonscale is a lot simpler to make than it looks.

At 10/14/09 10:02 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 10/14/09 08:49 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: ARGENTINA
IS
IN
THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDDD

dude, the US already got in when it beat Honduras a few days back. And we all know how much concentrated fail (now 4X concentrated!) the US soccer team is.

When Mexico and the US are the top soccer teams in the Americas, lord knows South America is fucking weak

Yeah, because the US had to compete with teh most powerful football teams in the world....

Country FIFA Ranking
Mexico 24th
Costa Rica 39th
Honduras 42nd
Trinidad and Tobago 63rd
Canada 66th

whereas Argentina...

Brazil 1st
Paraguay 23rd
Chile 21st
Chile 24th
Uruguay 27th

At 10/14/09 11:35 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/14/09 11:03 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 10/14/09 10:06 PM, stafffighter wrote:

How'd Canada do?

erm... "FIFA World Cup%u2122 appearances: 1 (1986)"

For some reason I';m having trouble picturing a Canadian soccer riot.

I could; english are well known for their hooligans, and the france's national sport is setting cars on fire.

At 10/14/09 11:03 PM, Malachy wrote: erm... "FIFA World Cup%u2122 appearances: 1 (1986)"

Heh, we won that. Mexico '86, where the best goal in the history of football took place, by today's manager of the Argentinian National Team.

In English is TEH lulz

in short, even though Canada tied Mexico this year, they lost the rest of their games.

How can you fucks not imagine a Canadian soccer riot? I'd imagine if they were to riot over soccer (which is probably a low probability) it would resemble their hockey riots...except of course, it'd be in the summer instead of the winter, so they'll probably only be sporting 2 pairs of long underwear and a pair of thin winter gloves.

Futbol is a hardcore sport with hardcore fandom...
I would fall back from any crazy riot that involves futbol... even if it was Canadian.

My cousin was good enough to play professionally with America and the Pumas were courting him too...

But then he got a kid and priorities got changed after that...
now he's living vicariously through his son, which is gonna be sad for my godson when he grows up...

been there, done that...

At 10/15/09 12:42 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I just want to let ya'll know I'm running for president in 2016.

stafff is my campaign manager and decided my slogan will be, "bacon enforces your greatness".

So vote for me and have bacon.

My bumper stickers will also look like a strip of bacon.

I'd throw in some bears holding chainsaws fighting hobos but avie might ban me.

Reminds me of the days of the Raging Awesome Party. Now, if you had a political powerhouse like THAT behind you, victory would be assured.

I finally have DSL here in my apartment. What's been going on with you guys?

Also, this project has me learning more about Paraguay than I ever cared to. The news updates are a bit useless because all I get are football scores.