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At 10/10/09 09:25 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/10/09 09:18 PM, Proteas wrote: now they're kissing Spiderman in a rainy back alley somewhere.

I am NOT referring to Woody Harrelson with this statement.

Weirdos.

Right. They don't hook up until your fanfic comes out.

At 10/10/09 09:50 PM, stafffighter wrote: Right. They don't hook up until your fanfic comes out.

I don't know what's sadder... the fact that I had to clarify my statement, or the fact that I knew someone would misconstrue it. :-\

Insane Clown Posse with Ice T, "Dead End". Insane Clown Posse with ICE M'F'IN T. WOOHOO!!!

At 10/10/09 10:22 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/10/09 09:50 PM, stafffighter wrote: Right. They don't hook up until your fanfic comes out.

I don't know what's sadder... the fact that I had to clarify my statement, or the fact that I knew someone would misconstrue it. :-\

Wait, you felt the need to clarify for a reason other than someone misconstruing it? I think perhaps we were construing it correctly.

Why is it when I hear this song I think more of a desert than outer space?

At 10/11/09 12:55 AM, stafffighter wrote: Wait, you felt the need to clarify for a reason other than someone misconstruing it? I think perhaps we were construing it correctly.

I felt the need to clarify because I knew somebody would misconstrue it, so I guess I didn't need that little comparison. :-\

Just the thought of Woody Harrelson and Kirsten Dunst making out makes me want to do a full body dry heave.

At 10/11/09 09:38 AM, Proteas wrote: Just the thought of Woody Harrelson and Kirsten Dunst making out makes me want to do a full body dry heave.

Ah, but Woody Harrelson kissing an upside down Tobey Maguire, that's what your fanfic is really about, right?

Right?

At 10/11/09 12:07 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 10/11/09 09:38 AM, Proteas wrote: Just the thought of Woody Harrelson and Kirsten Dunst making out makes me want to do a full body dry heave.

Ah, but Woody Harrelson kissing an upside down Tobey Maguire, that's what your fanfic is really about, right?

Right?

In all fairness he sent me a first draft and it's pretty hot stuff. Check it out

Tracking Doc Ok to Boston had rendered Peter thirsty. Plus this new city seemed to stir in him new feelings. He decided to quench both of these at a nearby tavern. Because sometimes you want to go where nobody knows your name.

Quoted text, blah blah blah. So. Who likes cheese?

At 10/11/09 02:41 PM, stafffighter wrote: Quoted text, blah blah blah. So. Who likes cheese?

This is a cheese shop, is it not?

Do have some cheddar then?

Sooner or later everything becomes a Monty Python sketch.

I need to quit messing around on the computer after I take my Valerian in the evening if THAT'S what my writing winds up looking like.

Also; Nutella + Nilla Wafers = TEH AWESOME.

At 10/11/09 10:11 PM, Proteas wrote: Also; Nutella + Nilla Wafers = TEH AWESOME.

Also good: Peanut Butter, Nutella and banana sandwich. Yummy.

At 10/11/09 10:19 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Also good: Peanut Butter, Nutella and banana sandwich. Yummy.

I've tried peanut butter and nutella on bread, I didn't like it to much. Nutella's chocolaty, but not THAT chocolaty.

At 10/11/09 11:10 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/11/09 10:19 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Also good: Peanut Butter, Nutella and banana sandwich. Yummy.

I've tried peanut butter and nutella on bread, I didn't like it to much. Nutella's chocolaty, but not THAT chocolaty.

I had some crepes made with Nutella, they were tasty.

At 10/11/09 11:44 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I had some crepes made with Nutella, they were tasty.

A local store makes those. Good, but not my favorite. Prefer the tangerine-ice cream ones.

You should all congratulate me on the Día de la Hispanidad, (Day of Hispanity) aka Fiesta Nacional de España, (Spain's National Day) or, as it used to be known before everyone went politically correct, Día de la Raza (Race's day), or as you call it, Columbus' day

fun fact: in Venezuela it´s called day of the indigenous resistance. Viva la resistance!

What did you get me? :D

At 10/12/09 09:58 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: What did you get me? :D

uh.... a gallon of mistint paint, tinted hot pink? High gloss, for extra "pop."

You may need sunglasses to put this on your wall with. And I recommend a primer to go with it to keep your other paint colors from bleeding through.

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Question; if Peter Griffin is legally retarded, then wouldn't that make his marriage to Lois null and void, and any sexual act comitted considered rape since the retarded can't legally give consent?

At 10/12/09 10:23 AM, Proteas wrote: Question; if Peter Griffin is legally retarded, then wouldn't that make his marriage to Lois null and void, and any sexual act comitted considered rape since the retarded can't legally give consent?

Parents gave consent? Perhaps he wasn't retarded (ok, ok, maybe just slow), and suffered brain damage.

I'm starting a new project in flash. Need an artist. Anyone up for some fun?

At 10/12/09 12:16 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 10/12/09 10:23 AM, Proteas wrote: Question; if Peter Griffin is legally retarded, then wouldn't that make his marriage to Lois null and void, and any sexual act comitted considered rape since the retarded can't legally give consent?

Parents gave consent? Perhaps he wasn't retarded (ok, ok, maybe just slow), and suffered brain damage.

The way Peters (legal) father felt about Lois, no way in hell was he giving consent.
But the doctor said that peter was just below the line so maybe his case wasn't considered severe enough to nullify his marriage.

At 10/12/09 04:53 PM, stafffighter wrote: The way Peters (legal) father felt about Lois, no way in hell was he giving consent.
But the doctor said that peter was just below the line so maybe his case wasn't considered severe enough to nullify his marriage.

You're thinking about this more than any healthy person should.

At 10/12/09 12:16 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 10/12/09 10:23 AM, Proteas wrote: Question; if Peter Griffin is legally retarded, then wouldn't that make his marriage to Lois null and void, and any sexual act comitted considered rape since the retarded can't legally give consent?

Parents gave consent? Perhaps he wasn't retarded (ok, ok, maybe just slow), and suffered brain damage.

I'm starting a new project in flash. Need an artist. Anyone up for some fun?

I know not a damn think about programming and actionscript makes me wanna slit my wrists. But I draw decent and own a wacom tablet. (I work in CS3, AS2 if that matters) Whatcha workin on?

Who knew that a class on Medical Anthropology could be so goddamn hard?

seriously, these books are killing me

At 10/12/09 09:07 PM, TheShrike wrote: You're thinking about this more than any healthy person should.

You question his sanity, but not mine? :-\

And if anybody here understands even SLIGHTLY, or has any insight into the mind of teenage girls, I've got a question for you; what drives the average teenage girl to want day-glo colors in their room? I had a couple this evening who came in and wanted atomic green floor paint (to go over wood plank flooring), after they had already painted the walls of the room HOT PINK.

I was so stunned by this color combination that I had a Lewis Black "WTF?!" moment and -- forgetting proper conduct -- asked the parents if their daughter was color blind. Thankfully, they had a sense of humor and understood my dismay, but they were willing to let their daughter's taste in fashion slide since she was the baby of the family and would be out of the house in a few years. Still, WHAT THE HELL?!

The shows have their own logic...
I mean... what the heck? A talking bear who is your neighbor?

A transgender alien?

At 10/12/09 11:39 PM, fli wrote: The shows have their own logic...
I mean... what the heck? A talking bear who is your neighbor?

A transgender alien?

Exactly. Take things at face value and move on.....................

Also, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is hilarious. Now I see why they wanted RDJ as Tony Stark.

At 10/12/09 10:23 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/12/09 09:58 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: What did you get me? :D

uh.... a gallon of mistint paint, tinted hot pink? High gloss, for extra "pop."

uh, um. Thanks.
I wonder how much I can get for it.

At 10/12/09 11:27 PM, Proteas wrote: And if anybody here understands even SLIGHTLY, or has any insight into the mind of teenage girls, I've got a question for you; what drives the average teenage girl to want day-glo colors in their room? I had a couple this evening who came in and wanted atomic green floor paint (to go over wood plank flooring), after they had already painted the walls of the room HOT PINK.

Considering the stupid things teenagers do, that's not idiotic at all.

I finally got around to seeing the movie Orgazmo.
Loved it.

I want to see Schindler's List now. Ralp Fiennes as a Nazi commander, a portrayal so convincing that it made one of the original members Schindler's List actually break down into hysterics just by seeing him in costume? This I have to see.

Ralph Fiennes makes a good villain.

10 cool points to the one who can make the family guy relation.

At 10/12/09 09:21 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I know not a damn think about programming and actionscript makes me wanna slit my wrists. But I draw decent and own a wacom tablet. (I work in CS3, AS2 if that matters) Whatcha workin on?

I've got the tech side down. What I need is an artist. It's a game. You'd be doing foreground stuff, characters, NPCs, items.

At 10/13/09 12:09 PM, Proteas wrote: I want to see Schindler's List now. Ralp Fiennes as a Nazi commander, a portrayal so convincing that it made one of the original members Schindler's List actually break down into hysterics just by seeing him in costume? This I have to see.

It's easily one of the scariest/creepiest portrayals I've ever seen, while still retaining some semblance of humanity. If you've seen Inglourious Basterds, he's like the dramatic, realized (as in: not stylized) turned up to 11, version of Landa.

Anybody trying to find logic in family guy is either insane, or retarded themselves me tends to think...the show is a friggin half hour non-sequitor!!! :)

Also in terms of paint, I don't judge, I makes the color and then I go back to the other shit I have to do for the day...I don't know why people want the blinding neon colors either but make 'em happy and my salary keeps getting paid. Yay getting paid.

At 10/12/09 11:48 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Also, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is hilarious. Now I see why they wanted RDJ as Tony Stark.

Wow! I was glad you had a gun in there. For a second, I actually thought you could do that, like it was some big gay thing.