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I think the last energy my body had to fight this cold went into entertaining my Thanksgiving guests. I feel like death warmed over right now. Bleh.

cold turkey and gravy sandwich is a cure...

I'm surprised that I haven't caught the cold or any other bug.
I caught them during the summer, but none right now in the winter.

Maybe I got it over with for this year.

At 11/27/09 04:02 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I feel like death warmed over right now. Bleh.

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Sorry to hear that Skunky .
(get someone to turn some of those leftovers into a hearty Turkey soup, & go get comfy & pamper yourself)
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I had orientation at my Union today to get up to speed at being the interm Treasurer. it was only about 4 hours at the office & i've been reviewing up til now. & because I have 2 days starting Sunday with office Staff & other Exec members schedualed 8 hours.
Monday for Exec meetings & an afternoon at financial institutions , signing authority, credit card authority, etc.

F-M-J, this learning curve has a nearly verticle beginning !
-my brain is melting....melting I say !

f-m-j =fuck , me, jesus !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEVENSEIZE UR MY FAVURITE MAWD1!!

I think we can all agree on this. Seven can pretty much do anything any of us enjoy doing in a better and more rocking manner. For this I honor her day of birth. HUZZAH!!!!!!!!

At 11/27/09 12:56 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ha, fuck you guy. You have a particular vision impediment.
I don't get it.

20/15 > 20/20. I have perfect vision and can see fine detail at a distance, I just need the glasses to read... thus why I don't typically bother to keep my glasses fully up on my nose at all times.

So yeah, when my near sighted friends find that out, they typically get very mad. ;-D

And I am sorry for not wishing Seven a Happy Birthday sooner, I've not been active on Myspace in months, otherwise I would have seen it already. So Seven, here's something to put a smile on your face either way.

Welcome to part time job (number 4.)

Yes... 4 jobs.
1st... the home business in photo
2nd... the photo studio
3rd... the improv gig
4th... Santa Claus.

The suit makes me sweat bullets. I mean... I get exhausted after a few minutes.
Today was lousy... a mom tried to force her daughter to sit on my lap, and I said in character... that maybe if she came back.

This girl is so upset and furious... she pisses on my santa suit, soaking my whole leg in pee.

ughhh... I had to buy new pants.

At 11/28/09 12:49 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I have 4 pairs of glasses. One is right here. One is at work. One is in my purse. One is in my car.

I never wear any of them.

I can't stand the feeling of anything on my face, like I hate wearing sunglasses too.

*puppydog eyes*

PWEASE Miss Seven, can we have a picture of you with your nerd glasses on? PWETTY PWEASE?

At 11/28/09 04:24 AM, fli wrote: ughhh... I had to buy new pants.

I want to make a joke about a mexican santa... but my brain's not working this morning. GAHHH!!!

*sigh*

I've got nothin'. :-(

At 11/28/09 10:35 AM, Proteas wrote: *sigh*

I've got nothin'. :-(

;;;
Santa's only in it for the golden shower(s) !

sorry first thing that popped into my head :p

maybe it could be an advertised event.

At 11/28/09 12:15 AM, Proteas wrote: And I am sorry for not wishing Seven a Happy Birthday sooner, I've not been active on Myspace in months, otherwise I would have seen it already. So Seven, here's something to put a smile on your face either way.

I wanted all of us to sing but I was left to sing alone :(
My German group > u
We had this bierfest and we all sang this, and it was a mess because the guitarist sucked, and had rehearsed a different song, which made it the lulz. There were other songs, like this one.

At 11/28/09 10:35 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 11/28/09 12:49 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I have 4 pairs of glasses. One is right here. One is at work. One is in my purse. One is in my car.

I never wear any of them.

I can't stand the feeling of anything on my face, like I hate wearing sunglasses too.

*puppydog eyes*

PWEASE Miss Seven, can we have a picture of you with your nerd glasses on? PWETTY PWEASE?

PWEASE Miss Seven, can we have a picture of you with the gift Der-Lowe gave you?
no? ok
*sits*
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LAST MIDTERM DONE, WAIT FOR RESULTS AND PREPARE FINALS NOW D:
I want the year to end.

At 11/28/09 12:49 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Next year, I'm doing my birthday in 8 bit.

Happy Birthday.
When was that, BTW?

...

I'm starting to like the Santa gig. It takes time to get used to the heat, but... it's great, actually.

At 11/28/09 11:48 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Santa's only in it for the golden shower(s) !

Much to obvious. I was more going towards a border-jumping Santa, or a a Santa with a pimped out low-rider slay with a few reindeer dressed as Esse's in the back seat, or a Santa standing out front of a lumber yard seeking day labor because Christmas is only one day of work out of the year for him...

"I'm going to hell for that bit, and you're all coming with me for laughing." - Dennis Leary

At 11/29/09 01:34 AM, fli wrote:

I'm starting to like the Santa gig. It takes time to get used to the heat, but... it's great, actually.

_announcer voice_

This Christmas, feel the heat.

Not we just need a picture of you looking really intense for the cover.

I'm getting used to guarding my dinner from the dog when I eat in the living room, but I guess I let my guard down because I was snacking on cucumber slices. I've fed him one or two before and he ate them, but I didn't expect him to come by and steal any.

He ate five slices before I chased him away. Really, dog? Cucumber?

At 11/29/09 08:11 PM, SevenSeize wrote: My cat attacked my Christmas tree today. Broken bulbs everywhere

We bought shatterproof bulbs at Wal-mart. Steve went to demonstrate and threw one on the floor, and not only do they not break...they bounce.

At 11/29/09 08:11 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

stafff is you write a santa action movie about fli, I'll animate it.

Ok. I have this half written in my head already. If the man himself gives his blessing I'm so doing this.

Fli? You realize that gives you a free pass to make fun of my overweight white nerdiness, right?

Also; a friend of mine at work grew up eating Italian beef the way I presented a while back, except in his family they used red wine. He said it's just as good to eat it that way (if not better), and that you should use a heavy red wine like a Cabernet for it, no "cooking wine."

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You guys are going to laugh at me, heartilly and mirthfully.

I almost got banned just now from the chat channel I'm part of in City of Heroes/Villains. I figured out how to do a keybind (hit a key, have a particular action done) so that I could hit a series of keys and have lines from ICP's "The Tower" appear in the chat box. Three keys and 6 lines of the third verse later, I got a private message from the chat mod telling me to knock it off or get silenced for spamming.

;-D

Here's the idea (just to show I'm not completely cracked).

I'm building a Blaster, Assault Rifle // Devices. Blasters have a signature Sniper Power, extreme damage from a distance. The Devices power-set allows you access to a cloaking device. I plan on super enhancing the cloaking device to the point that he is on par with the Stalker archetype, then I can run around player-versus-player zones randomly sniping other players while maintaining stealth.

Having the lines of that song qued up and ready to go is just my demented way of taunting other players in the zone.

Not many notice at first, although some do start to scatter
Pluggin' iron in they back, who they are it doesn't matter
There's a psychopath, way up in the tower somewhere
And when they think they outta range [gunshot] poof they hair

At 11/28/09 11:48 AM, morefngdbs wrote: maybe it could be an advertised event.

I dont know if that's hot or fucking creepy.

At 11/29/09 09:33 PM, Proteas wrote: Fli? You realize that gives you a free pass to make fun of my overweight white nerdiness, right?

s'right...

anyways, I'm starting to enjoy it.
I bought about 20 dollars worth of candy...

the cheap mini candy canes and stickers for the general...
the hersey kisses for the little ones...
the relatively pricey chocolate covered cherries for kids with special needs.

with the exception of the golden showers episode... it's not that bad.

So, thumbs up or thumbs down on the cartoon of you as a summer blockbuster santa?

At 11/29/09 08:11 PM, SevenSeize wrote: thanks sir, it was the day after thanksgiving

My sister's birthday was a day before yours.
My sister was actually born on Thanksgiving... so every other few years, we celebrate it on her birthday.

But she hates turkey, pumpkin pie, and yams... essentially-- all the thanksgiving foods (except for apple pie, and mashed potatoes.)

At 11/30/09 12:09 AM, stafffighter wrote: So, thumbs up or thumbs down on the cartoon of you as a summer blockbuster santa?

don't really understand that...
is there a summer blockbuster santa claus?

little lost... sorry.

At 11/29/09 11:21 PM, JoS wrote:

At 11/28/09 11:48 AM, morefngdbs wrote: maybe it could be an advertised event.

I dont know if that's hot or fucking creepy.

;;;
Look at the sexy girls in the photo, of that ad.
If one of them was into sitting on my lap & possibly peeing on my leg...I don't think i'd say no.

But then again, that has never happened to me, so without having any experience in such an activity , & being open minded & being a person who will try 'new' things (or at least new to me) . I can't say for sure if its hot ;p... but none of those little cuties in that photo look creepy to me.

At 11/29/09 11:48 PM, fli wrote: s'right...

No beef stroganoff jokes? Not even one?

O_o;

with the exception of the golden showers episode... it's not that bad.

I wouldn't think so, kids tend to try and be on their best behavior when the big man in red's around. It's the asshole parents you have to worry about, as you clearly mentioned.

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One of these days when my niece and nephew are old enough to understand the luxury of sleeping in, I'm going to sneak into their house at about 6 in the morning, and jar them awake using one of those little miniature air-horns. Then when they are sitting in their beds bewildered by my actions, I can just look at them and go "Payback's a bitch, ain't it?"