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At 9/12/09 06:40 AM, Proteas wrote: bruschetta

PROSCIUTTO!!! Damn it!

Lol, if you're going to be a food nerd, get it right, dammit!

Took me long enough to find the bacon in that pic, only to find out it's NOT bacon!? Hax!

At 9/12/09 06:41 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 9/12/09 06:40 AM, Proteas wrote: bruschetta

PROSCIUTTO!!! Damn it!

I dunno what kind of prosciutto you've eaten, but in my experience, that stuff is always pink and damn near translucent. It looks to me like it's nothing but bacon on her, but either way...

NOMNOMNOM

update:

cocks.

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At 9/12/09 03:48 AM, TheShrike wrote: So. I present to you: Bacon.

Mmm.. I'll eat her bacon underwear and hopefully get the best piece at the bottom.

I present you La donna è mobile.

At 9/12/09 10:03 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Solid steel ....solid aluminium .....I'm so confused ...when did solid steel & solid aluminium become the SAME THING ! ! ! !

I know, I kind of had the same reaction when I first read it. But regardless of the material, the construction looks a little more solid than your average pair of nunchucks.

In Canada , nunchucks are prohibited weapons.
Which means just having them on you can get you arrested.

I'm having a hard time finding laws about them here in the states, but in Kentucky you're allowed to have a conceal carry weapons permit, which extends itself to any easily concealed deadly weapon, nunchucks included. Tennessee (where I currently reside) only allows for a conceal carry handgun permit.

Personally? I'd love to be walking down the street and whip out some nunchucks on a mugger, just to see the look on their face. Maybe launch some throwing stars or a couple of sharpened stainless-steel chopsticks at them. That's me, though, my sense of humor has always been off kilter.

At 9/12/09 12:47 PM, TheShrike wrote: I dunno what kind of prosciutto you've eaten, but in my experience, that stuff is always pink and damn near translucent.

Could be cooked. Or it could just be country ham.

... why is it that when I become interested in a particular skill, I always have to find videos of somebody who's practiced that skill for so long it would be humanly impossible for me to become THAT good?

Bruce Lee playing Ping-pong (with NunChucks
Bruce Lee striking matches mid air.

At 9/13/09 01:06 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm writing a letter to Barrack Obama to pass a bill stating that all meals be served in that manner.

YES WE CAN!

I'm having a glorious wave of nostalgia right now...nobody better do anything to cock it up either because with my goddamn cynical nature if it gets cocked up I may not believe in nothing no more (already you can tell I don't believe in things like sentence structure and proper word usage).

YEAH!!!!!

At 9/13/09 02:12 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: I'm having a glorious wave of nostalgia right now...nobody better do anything to cock it up either

Speaking of old times, check this shit out.

At 9/13/09 02:15 AM, TheShrike wrote: Speaking of old times, check this shit out.

That is indeed old times.

Looks like the percentage of mods who are Regs is inching back up again.

UPDATE (redux):

brought my laptop and the AirPort Express over to our neighbours. Got it to work no problem using their modem.

VERDICT:

our modem is a piece of shit.

also, cocks.

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At 9/13/09 10:27 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Shrike, am I missing something? When were you remodded?

Yeah, the parade was yesterday.

Nah, you didn't miss anything. It was all very low-key. =]

At 9/13/09 01:25 AM, TheShrike wrote:

At 9/13/09 01:06 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm writing a letter to Barrack Obama to pass a bill stating that all meals be served in that manner.

YES WE CAN!

I can CHANGE your serving of meals.

Wait wait wait.

Shrikey's remmoded, there's bacon bikinis, nun chucks, cocks, internets problems, and change?

I miss so much when I go away.

At 9/13/09 04:13 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: I miss so much when I go away.

See what happens?

At 9/13/09 05:14 PM, TheShrike wrote: See what happens?

And that was for only 2 days too.

Imagine what will happen if I leave for a whole week....

At 9/13/09 05:20 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 9/13/09 05:14 PM, TheShrike wrote: See what happens?

And that was for only 2 days too.

Imagine what will happen if I leave for a whole week....

you'd come back and we'd all be dead from overconsumption of bacon.

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At 9/13/09 05:41 PM, reviewer-general wrote: you'd come back and we'd all be dead from overconsumption of bacon.

;

You know, I've never heard a more compelling argument to become a vegetarian.

At 9/13/09 05:41 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

Imagine what will happen if I leave for a whole week....

you'd come back and we'd all be dead from overconsumption of bacon.

;

Bacon is healthy. Doctors say it isn't because they're pushing their anti-bacon communist agenda with obama to pass the new Communist Health system where no American can eat bacon, only the immigrants that steal our jobs.

After watching Battle Melon on Iron Chef America, I decided I wanted to pick up a jicama root. There's a Korean grocery right by the place where we do Sunday brunch, so we bought one.

I have no idea what to do with this thing. There are recipes all over the internet, and I'm sure eventually I'll want to try all of them, but I'm kind of at a loss what to do with this first jicama.

So any suggestions would be hot ;)

At 9/13/09 05:49 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

The mexican cross breed of an onion and a potato. Nice.
I don't wanna steal seven's idea, but you could fry it.

Actually it's a giant legume :)