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At 3/19/04 07:13 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:
You cheat too many words
You shall perish at my hands
Russian quit long time

Use less syllables
your first line has six, agent
Hey, try a "tonka (57577)"!
You think that I have no choice,
But Boris has your job, sir.

*points at the red and dripping freezer*

Already done, old man.

You didn't think Bob got that old by not being able to pull himself together after being chopped up and stuck in a freezer, do ya whippersnapper?! Back in my day I got mangled by the secret police once a month. I remember old "Gator" Thompkins, he hid in the river and bushwhacked a convoy with only his teeth to steal back his arms and legs......

I am NOT giving you any baths. Get your head out of the blanket!

*Makes the old man march*

I'm only marchin' on reflex, Boy! As soon as my legs find out your not strictly military, they're gonna kick your lilly white ass! When was the last time you had to burn down a school, and survive by eating the burned remains of the children until a rescue convoy came through?! MINE WAS IN '45!

Anyone else going to a protest anywhere tomorrow?

Year anniversary of the latest war in Iraq.

What will it do? Nothing (like the protests a year earlier)

But I'm always game for alittle NYC.

At 3/19/04 07:43 PM, Red_Skvnk wrote: Anyone else going to a protest anywhere tomorrow?

Year anniversary of the latest war in Iraq.

Meh, don't get arrested. The police seem to have been wigging out lately when it comes to protests lately.

At 3/19/04 07:43 PM, Red_Skvnk wrote: Anyone else going to a protest anywhere tomorrow?

Maybe. Theres supposed to be a big protest on capital hill tomorrow in Ottawa. Even though its Canadas capital, Ottawa dosen't get many people in their protests. There was one march for the beginning of the war from Hull to the american embassy. The only people who showed up were sccary hippys (the really scary ones) And regular fok'll like me. Halas, we were only 2000, maybe even less.

At 3/19/04 07:43 PM, Red_Skvnk wrote: Anyone else going to a protest anywhere tomorrow?

Year anniversary of the latest war in Iraq.

What will it do? Nothing (like the protests a year earlier)

But I'm always game for alittle NYC.

I would, but I'm just too lazy to go to NYC and piss off the pigs. I'd protest at my campus, but there are enough hippies doing that here as is. I think people who still feel that this war is wrong should, by all means, use their rights to the fullest and protest still. Get our boys home!

At 3/19/04 05:30 PM, blueloa13 wrote:

At 3/19/04 05:27 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

I don't know. I just don't want a repeat of the Blair Witch series. Please, not again.

There was a series. Oh god it must have been bad.

If the sequel is going to suck then they might as well just leave it alone.

Kind of funny, kind of stupid, but I just have to tell everyone this:
Last summer, I was looking at the new releases at the local video store, and kinda kept edging sideways to look at what else was there. I kept edging until I was in the horror section, then I noticed something completely off the wall: a soft porn movie entitled "The Bare Bitch Project." Basic concept (and I'm not kidding): A bunch of bikini models go up into the mountains for vacation, and get seperated from their resort, and all that was found was a video camera....

At 3/19/04 08:46 PM, Proteas wrote: and kinda kept edging sideways to look at what else was there. I kept edging until I was in the horror section, then I noticed something completely off the wall: a soft porn movie

Yeah right. You were in the porn section. Stop lying.

At 3/19/04 04:37 PM, crass_clock wrote: I'm seeing Dawn Of The Dead tomorrow, this movie better rock my ass.

It was pretty good. I'll see it again.

At 3/19/04 07:40 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: The SSm seems to be slowly desintegrating. Why, just today, they lost HX.

The ASM and SSM are slowly working out a merge into the Sig MAkers United after flame wars, and deteriation among the ranks.

At 3/19/04 10:56 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: The ASM and SSM are slowly working out a merge into the Sig MAkers United after flame wars, and deteriation among the ranks.

I hope this works out. War_Machine was a great sig maker (sniff) he was saddened by how much things had deteriorated before he left. I hope Alucard can pull it together, him and TheForgotten have got a lot of work ahead of them.

My bad, thats what I get for not checking in when I got home. We are now closing the SMU and keeping the SSM and ASM with just afew changes. My bad.

I can't fucking believe it. I have to get to Green Street by 5:30AM. The damn buses don't run there between 1:30AM and 7:30AM tomorrow. WTF? I have to walk? It's miles... It's too fucking early to walk. Holy shit.

Taxi? Hitchike. Get arrested and jump out of the crusier at you destination.

fuck, i just when out to see dawn of the dead, but they wouldn't let me bring my brother and his friends. since when did you have to be 21 to escort minors into an R rated movie. there were, like, those fat ignorant securtiy gaurd bitches like, running around like frenzied squirrels because it was opening night for dawn of the dead. i've never seen this much fuss about an R rated movie before. you'd think that if a minor got to see some zobies the world would come to an end

i thought i would kill that mother fucking security gaurd. he made me miss my flick

and there was this poster "In theaters now. The RATINGS!!! they're your friends!" fuck censorship, it's absolute bullshit. welcome to the fascist state.

ignorant asshole
security gaurd, too bad
now i must kill you

I always wonder, can you slap a rating on life like they do on movies? Cause if they censor movies they may as well censor reality as we know it so minors don't get offended.

yeah, most of the shit in movies is relatively mild when compared to what kids see from day to day on tv and in school. a bunch of zombies isn't nearly as frightening as that gaggle of heroin addicted drifters that were waiting outside the theater looking for money and child ass

At 3/20/04 01:15 AM, crass_clock wrote: I always wonder, can you slap a rating on life like they do on movies? Cause if they censor movies they may as well censor reality as we know it so minors don't get offended.

That's the situation in The Giver. Along with 1982, they're great books, that make you think. Also check out Farenheit 451.

At 3/19/04 08:17 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:
Maybe. Theres supposed to be a big protest on capital hill tomorrow in Ottawa. Even though its Canadas capital, Ottawa dosen't get many people in their protests. There was one march for the beginning of the war from Hull to the american embassy. The only people who showed up were sccary hippys (the really scary ones) And regular fok'll like me. Halas, we were only 2000, maybe even less.

holy shit, I just realised that you live in the same city as I do! Hahaha what are the chances of anyone on ng coming from Aylmer???
aside from me.

At 3/20/04 01:33 AM, Digital_Wraith wrote:

That's the situation in The Giver. Along with 1982, they're great books, that make you think. Also check out Farenheit 451.

It's 1984, and it's spelled Fahrenheit. Jeez, kids these days don't know anything. At least you used they're correctly. Sorry, I just ate a ton of Godiva chocolate, and I'm very very hyper.

At 3/20/04 02:51 AM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote: It's 1984, and it's spelled Fahrenheit. Jeez, kids these days don't know anything. At least you used they're correctly. Sorry, I just ate a ton of Godiva chocolate, and I'm very very hyper.

I admit, my spelling is somewhat sub-par, but I still say those books will make you think deeply. Isn't Godiva chocolate a bit expensive? I usually just down 2-3 liters of Coke.

At 3/20/04 02:55 AM, Digital_Wraith wrote: I admit, my spelling is somewhat sub-par, but I still say those books will make you think deeply. Isn't Godiva chocolate a bit expensive? I usually just down 2-3 liters of Coke.

are you a resident of that U.S. town where the average 4 person family drinks 3000 bottles of coke per year?

At 3/20/04 01:15 AM, crass_clock wrote: I always wonder, can you slap a rating on life like they do on movies?

Age to have Sex: 16
Age to see someone having sex: 18

Hopefully not.

At 3/20/04 02:55 AM, Digital_Wraith wrote:

I admit, my spelling is somewhat sub-par, but I still say those books will make you think deeply. Isn't Godiva chocolate a bit expensive? I usually just down 2-3 liters of Coke.

I get paid tons of money that is specifically allotted for food, I wouldn't feel very honest if I spent it on anything else.

At 3/19/04 05:24 PM, crass_clock wrote: The happy ending where they all live in a farm house and get rescued? Cause there was 4 different endings.

More like 3 & 1/4 endings.
OKOKOKOK...

There were like 2 alt endings. Someone gave me the DVD as a gift, and I like it, but the whole "OMFG 4 ALT ENDIGNS" bit on the box doesn't live up to what's inside.

At 3/19/04 07:43 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: Use less syllables
your first line has six, agent
Hey, try a "tonka (57577)"!
You think that I have no choice,
But Boris has your job, sir.

Enough of this foolish poetry that doesn't rhyme! Either that, or petition Wade to create a BBS dedicated to spamming.

And Boris has no job! Boris is frozen, in Cuba!!

You didn't think Bob got that old by not being able to pull himself together after being chopped up and stuck in a freezer, do ya whippersnapper?! Back in my day I got mangled by the secret police once a month. I remember old "Gator" Thompkins, he hid in the river and bushwhacked a convoy with only his teeth to steal back his arms and legs......

For starters, Thompkins and Bob are BOTH in the freezer, and they're missing their pelvis! You old man, you don't know what hard work means until you've gone over to the 'Nam in '78, and had to cut down enough bamboo to make traps for both the Viets and Rouges! Git back to yo' home, old man!

I'm only marchin' on reflex, Boy! As soon as my legs find out your not strictly military, they're gonna kick your lilly white ass!

I am white, and so is my ass, and I don't need no southern shitty military education, cause I was already taught by the best, boy. Hell, I was right there in the middle of the Second AND Third battles for Armageddon, with all them Imperial regiments and marines, and I kicked green, orkish ass with the best of them!
I was deep in Vietnam, being a general badass and making a reputation for myself while you were still attached to a high school's bitch! You watch your mouth, old man!

When was the last time you had to burn down a school, and survive by eating the burned remains of the children until a rescue convoy came through?! MINE WAS IN '45!

When's the last time YOU had to eat burnt out bodies, and avoid multiple napalm bombs, artillery, and snipers in the middle of a burnt out jungle?! MINE WAS IN '74!

At 3/20/04 01:40 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: Enough of this foolish poetry that doesn't rhyme! Either that, or petition Wade to create a BBS dedicated to spamming.

And Boris has no job! Boris is frozen, in Cuba!!

Useless whining is
last resort for broken man
Now Ivan replaces.

For starters, Thompkins and Bob are BOTH in the freezer, and they're missing their pelvis! You old man, you don't know what hard work means until you've gone over to the 'Nam in '78, and had to cut down enough bamboo to make traps for both the Viets and Rouges! Git back to yo' home, old man!

You young boys and your bamboo! Back in my day we had to make our traps out of mud! We had to bake bricks over fires made of our own shit and bile, and sharpen them on the skulls of our dead enemies! I'd like to see one of you young bucks stab 50 Japs to death with a brick, like old "Bricky" Phillips! We would've KILLED for some damn bamboo!

I am white, and so is my ass, and I don't need no southern shitty military education, cause I was already taught by the best, boy. Hell, I was right there in the middle of the Second AND Third battles for Armageddon, with all them Imperial regiments and marines, and I kicked green, orkish ass with the best of them!
I was deep in Vietnam, being a general badass and making a reputation for myself while you were still attached to a high school's bitch! You watch your mouth, old man!

Yeah, and you probably did it using some new fangling ork blasting killerator device. BACK IN MY DAY we killed the evil Yetimen of the Yukon with only the empty frozen cans of our rations, and that was only if we HAD rations!

When's the last time YOU had to eat burnt out bodies, and avoid multiple napalm bombs, artillery, and snipers in the middle of a burnt out jungle?! MINE WAS IN '74!

I DID IT TWO MONTHS AGO IN AN OLD FOLKS HOME!!! I HAD TO EAT "BRICKY"!!!

Now I remember why I don't come here that often...your all such dorks =p

At 3/20/04 02:10 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: Useless whining is
last resort for broken man
Now Ivan replaces.

Now Ivan is dead
Funk cannot do anything now
Resort to delta marines

You young boys and your bamboo! Back in my day we had to make our traps out of mud! We had to bake bricks over fires made of our own shit and bile, and sharpen them on the skulls of our dead enemies! I'd like to see one of you young bucks stab 50 Japs to death with a brick, like old "Bricky" Phillips! We would've KILLED for some damn bamboo!

What the hell? I would have killed for some damn constantly stable fire! Why where I was, all the bamboo was burnt down, and I had to create traps out of ashes, and I couldn't use any shit because the cannibal monkeys would have ruined the traps! I would have KILLED for something solid to use, besides my zipper!

Yeah, and you probably did it using some new fangling ork blasting killerator device.

What the hell? I was right up there with them Blood Angels and Steel Legions and Death Korps, using my fraggin bolt pistol, chain sword and bayonet, getting my clothes all green and infested with fungus, while kicking some major ork ass! Not only that, all the regular troops were trying to switch my weapons for their lasguns! I had to fend off snot nosed boys with big badass orks at the same time!

BACK IN MY DAY we killed the evil Yetimen of the Yukon with only the empty frozen cans of our rations, and that was only if we HAD rations!

I did that old furry shit in seven times, and with the pulled out fingernails from my fingers! You sissy old man!

I DID IT TWO MONTHS AGO IN AN OLD FOLKS HOME!!! I HAD TO EAT "BRICKY"!!!

And what kind of artillery was it? Jars of pills? Why I had a dud artillery 105 mm round land in the middle of my ribs, and I had about three days before my pickup arrived! You are a old, sissy, man!!!

At 3/20/04 04:08 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:

Age to have Sex: 16
Age to see someone having sex: 18

Well, then I guess you should put parents in jail when their children walk in the room while they are having sex.

Come to think of it... this would give the children great power over their parents...

At 3/20/04 02:39 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: Now Ivan is dead
Funk cannot do anything now
Resort to delta marines

Vladmir will replace
Russians will work fairly cheap
And there are lots more.

What the hell? I would have killed for some damn constantly stable fire! Why where I was, all the bamboo was burnt down, and I had to create traps out of ashes, and I couldn't use any shit because the cannibal monkeys would have ruined the traps! I would have KILLED for something solid to use, besides my zipper!

What, you didn't have piles of enemy dead to burn? While you were in the mud piddling around with your zipper, we were out killing the damn enemy!

I did that old furry shit in seven times, and with the pulled out fingernails from my fingers! You sissy old man!

At least you still had fingers! At that point both my hands and feet had frozen off, and I had to drown that mangy bastard in my own blood!

And what kind of artillery was it? Jars of pills? Why I had a dud artillery 105 mm round land in the middle of my ribs, and I had about three days before my pickup arrived! You are a old, sissy, man!!!

That old folks home was in the Congo. They were dropping daisy cutters on us like snowflakes while the Cannibal Tribe of kjnlTUnghegt were raiding the compound! The only way out was to put some C4 in the napalm depository and light the whole place ablaze, and hope the flames went out before I starved to death.