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At 8/8/09 08:28 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Whenever I think of G.I. Joe, I always think of the AWOL one my cousin gave his brother when he was little. The younger brother opened his present to find an empty G.I. Joe box. He asked his older brother where G.I. Joe was and the reply was "He's AWOL."

That's fucking awesome. Well, not for your bro at the time, but awesome, nevertheless.

I found a movie theater closer to where I live than the one I usually go to. It's got these fancy ass reclining chairs with big ole tables in front of the chairs.

Before the movie starts a waitress walks up and asks what you would like for dinner. They have burgers, finger food, BEER, sodas, the works. The chairs are so comfortable. My friend tells me they used to have old ass Lincoln and Mercedes car seats for chairs but installed the new ones which are just as comfortable.

It's also a few bucks cheaper than the crappy Regal cinema I used to go to and on Mondays matinées are $5!

Yeah, people talk a little more than in a normal theater, but when you can order a pitcher of beer and eat dinner while sitting in a recliner who the fuck cares?

At 8/9/09 12:00 AM, Malachy wrote: Yeah, people talk a little more than in a normal theater, but when you can order a pitcher of beer and eat dinner while sitting in a recliner who the fuck cares?

Damn.

I wish I lived near a theater like that.

on the subject of cats and comics. <3<3<3

mal that sounds like the best theater ever. all the ones around here the seats are uncomfortable and if you leave your feet on the ground for more then ten seconds then they're gonna be glued there by all the spilled pepsi. :( georgia is such a dirtbag state. haha. i can't wait to go to cali. and calvin and hobbes = best comic strip EVER. i used to get the big assed books that bill watterson made. thank you for brightening up my day with that pic.

At 8/9/09 01:56 AM, SolInvictus wrote: on the subject of cats and comics. <3<3<3

Hobbes!

<3

No pictures of cat I'm afraid can't get her to sit still for long enough for me to take one. She's ana ctive bugger that's for certain.

At 8/9/09 01:56 AM, SolInvictus wrote: on the subject of cats and comics. <3<3<3

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What is it with you guy's and bloody cats ?
I mean I don't mind havign them around the barn, they do a good job keeping down the mice etc... but I sure as f*(# ,wouldn't let the flea bags into my home !
I thought hmmmm, my favorite cat photo...what would that be ?

& I found this first .

But right afterwards i found this & thought (with an evil echoing laugh in the background of my braincase)
Hey I could use this one to get a possible glimpse of explicit photo's of any female who was a real Cat Lover ! ! !

well ok, that would be wrong...but it was still a thought that passed rapidly on through.

AmI the only person who thinks that by simply adding a sentence, Woody Guthrie has the coolest guitar ever?

I don't recall hearing of Woody ...I just know Arlo Guthrie, because of Lawyers drugs & money... Werewolf in London etc.

At 8/9/09 11:04 AM, morefngdbs wrote: I don't recall hearing of Woody ...I just know Arlo Guthrie, because of Lawyers drugs & money... Werewolf in London etc.

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HMMMMMM -I am mistaken !
I seem to have gotten Arlo Guthrie confused with Warren Zevon ! ! !
Arlo's work that I still have on CD 'Alice's Reaurant'
& Warren's Werewolves of Lonon, haven't been played around here in quite awhile (I guess I'm going to have to rectify that right now )

At 8/9/09 12:00 AM, Malachy wrote: Yeah, people talk a little more than in a normal theater, but when you can order a pitcher of beer and eat dinner while sitting in a recliner who the fuck cares?

My fucking christ... where is this movie theater and how can I get one!? I'll pay eleventy kojillion dollars of first-class forged monopoly money over the internets, I promise!

At 8/9/09 10:34 AM, morefngdbs wrote: What is it with you guy's and bloody cats ?
I mean I don't mind having them around the barn, they do a good job keeping down the mice etc... but I sure as f*(# ,wouldn't let the flea bags into my home !

I wouldn't exactly consider cats to be gross pets. They seem to keep themselves pretty clean. /defense of a terrible pet.
I hate cats for the most part, mainly because they're boring as hell. They're cool when they're kittens because they make it a point to attack your face every time they see you, but when they get old all that liveliness goes away and they just lay around everywhere and make you feel jealous because you've got shit to do. And that picture of Woody Guthrie makes him look so out of place. He looks like an 80s punk in 1920. Haha. His style has got to be the roots of modern day punk. I've never even heard of the guy though, so i'm off to wikipedia. *flys away*

I thought hmmmm, my favorite cat photo...what would that be ?

& I found this first .

At 8/9/09 07:04 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Forget comics with cats, how about comics without cats????

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

I also want to go to this movie theater Mal speaks of. But the more pressing issue is this, Garfield.
I love Garfield. I have for as long as I can remember. Garfield books, who even knows who bought them, are amoung the first things i remember reading on my own and they're how I discovered reading by flashlight. They're such a part of me that it makes me feel the death of print media in a very personal way. That being said that webstrip is great.

Words that ryme with wolverine

Listerine. Hard to make that one romantic.
Serpentine. Snake imagry, only romantic if you're dangerously insane.
Love Machine: Cheating a bit but for syllabe agreement this works well.
Tangerine: Natural and good tasting. Could be useful, if fruity.
Kidney bean: This one could go either way.......
trampoline: Bouncing with love
Halloween: If you met on Halloween while dressed as Wolverine this poem writes itself.

At 8/9/09 07:29 PM, stafffighter wrote: I also want to go to this movie theater Mal speaks of. But the more pressing issue is this, Garfield.
I love Garfield. I have for as long as I can remember. Garfield books, who even knows who bought them, are amoung the first things i remember reading on my own and they're how I discovered reading by flashlight. They're such a part of me that it makes me feel the death of print media in a very personal way. That being said that webstrip is great.

I was a lot like that with Calvin & Hobbes. My junior high library had almost all of the massive books filled with years of comic strips Bill Watterson had made. I haven't seen those strips in years, but I still vaguely remember them going to mars and meeting alien life forms. Haha. I just absolutely loved how you had this little kid who had the grammar skills of a college english teacher. So I know what you mean about a comic feeling like a part of you.

Also, you have a sign-up date 3 days after me, and yet your stats show you have completely beaten me at newgrounds, so i'm going to beat you in making romantic references with words that rhyme with wolverine. It's kind of pushing it, but Mr. Clean. And one need look no further than into his eyes in this pic to see the romantic reference. Love at first sight. Of course with that earring, he looks a little gay..

I slept with my cockatiels for 2 hours... they were so sweet, just sitting on my chest and sleeping, occasionally nipping at my lips and nose to preen me, making cooing sort of cockatiel noises. Happy noises...

I wish I could bottle up love like that...

Forget dogs and cats...
birds are where we at.

My cats caught a bird on our porch yesterday. The fat one I think actually caught it, but it was the stupid one who ate it and subsequently upchucked it sometime today.

At 8/8/09 10:25 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Hey, I think I found a cake and a cat and internet captions in the same picture, just for proteas.

It occurs to me a day after the fact this is NOT the pussy I asked you to let me see pictures of. :-\

At 8/9/09 10:34 AM, morefngdbs wrote: What is it with you guy's and bloody cats ?

1) They're cuter than dogs.
2) They're nowhere NEAR as annoying as dogs.
3) Cats can help lower your blood pressure

Check and mate.

At 8/9/09 09:13 PM, Malachy wrote: My cats caught a bird on our porch yesterday. The fat one I think actually caught it, but it was the stupid one who ate it and subsequently upchucked it sometime today.

That behavior is just quentisential cat. They are hunters.

And now. Poetry

Oh my darling Geraldine
I met you on Halloween
You saw me as Wolverine
Danced to the song Glyserine
Followed close by Love Machine
Your skin smelled like a tangerine

That was a weird playlist

Had me high like on a trampoline
charged me up just like a coffee bean
Away from my love you'll never serpentine
Romance like from the silver screen
But not a movie staring Charlie Sheen.
True, Navy Seals isn't the worst I've seen

But it's not romantic like.

If I may make an attempt at the poetry?

Once upon a Halloween, I lay upon thy trampoline
Looking back on the day I had seen.
As I looked at the skies, I was rudely surprised
by the sound of my music as it died...
What was once glycerine, was replaced by a teen,
Sinai Rose, LOL's what she sings.
Who is this serpentine who hath done this to me?
replaced music with garbage and things..
Her presence was known when the smell hit my nose,
that of bagels and rich tangerine...
Tears filled my eyes, for that perfume was a disguise,
always worn by my sweet Geraldine.
WHAT THE FUCK? I then screamed, for this song was obscene,
The lyrics nothing more than OMG.
She moved her head near, oh right next to my ear,
Quoth my lady: I fucked Mr. Clean....

I'm tellin you guys, look at the picture up there, he's fucking sexy. Haha. Somebody better respond to this. I spent like a half hour on it.

At 8/9/09 09:16 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: lol pets are nice until they start multiplying.

Mine hasn't found out about sex just yet... my doves have TONS of eggs, but they're all females. But they still have sex rather frequently... athough, the older ones starting with less frequency. They're 10 years old, which is about time for them to die... *sniff*

I probably got another 5 years, and I hope they'll die happily and without suffering. They're special ladies... all my birdies.

At 8/10/09 02:15 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Now she's only down to one bird. Her mom died two years ago and her brother moved out, so now it's just the bird, two dogs, and a kitten. She is thinking about buying more birds, but I hope she realizes they may be cat food. The kitten is already eying the one.

Yeah, it really is a bad idea to have a pet that your cat has a natural inclination to want to eat. Animals can't really help their predatory instincts. You can have cats and dogs together, I've had two dogs with this same cat we have now and there aren't really problems unless the dog doesn't give her space or tries to do anything intentional or not that she perceives as hurting her. Otherwise it's fine. But cats eat birds, fish, and mice. You have any of these things around a cat, they will probably get eaten. Rabbits can also be an issue, but if your rabbit is as big or bigger then your cat there probably won't be an issue since I think they only tend to go after rabbits if the rabbit is smaller then they are.

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