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At 7/7/09 06:06 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote:

At 7/7/09 05:44 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 7/7/09 05:01 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: what is your cup size Seven? ;)

More than you can handle sugar. ;-)

<3

try me. please I've seen that one chick in Las Vegas with the breast the size of of three basketballs (each breast) they were fuckin huge.

I feel that seven was trying to explain in a lighthearted way that your question was not appropriate, and that she is not going to be telling you.

Take the hint.

You know the saying. "A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells."

At 7/7/09 07:04 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: You know the saying. "A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells."

Yet another life lesson brought to us by the venture brothers.

At 7/7/09 07:23 PM, stafffighter wrote: Yet another life lesson brought to us by the venture brothers.

Actually I learned that one from my Southern grandmother, who also informed me that a lady never spits.

And I never have ;)

At 7/7/09 07:04 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: You know the saying. "A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells."

I thought the rule was "Unless you have a deathwish, DON'T EVER F---ING TALK ABOUT IT"

At 7/7/09 03:25 PM, zephiran wrote: Pine tar has definitely one of the more masculine scents in the world. It´s right up there among petrol, engine grease and sweat.

I've got a bar of "Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap" here somewhere... I bought it back when I bought that Rose Oil soap with the intention to use it for mug and brush shaving. I never could bring myself to do it, though, that smell is just over-powering.

Saveonscents.com has a novelty scents section that you and staff might like. They've got scents on there for motor oil, dirt, fresh cut grass, and smoke on there.

At 7/7/09 05:01 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: what is your cup size Seven? ;)

How much are you packin?

I mean, so long as we're volunteering personal information we'd sooner not share with people, let's hear what's you've got.

Turnabout is fair play.

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I don't know what demented person came up with this, but they are sadistic s.o.b.'s. Highlights of the ingredients list include Dehydrated Habenero Pepper, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, "Extractives of Paprika," and "Natural Smoke Flavor."

And yes, there really is a fat guy screaming in anguish on the front of the can. And as I down a handful of them, I am reminded why he's making that face. Good, but sadistically hot.

At 7/7/09 08:15 PM, Proteas wrote: I don't know what demented person came up with this, but they are sadistic s.o.b.'s. Highlights of the ingredients list include Dehydrated Habenero Pepper, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, "Extractives of Paprika," and "Natural Smoke Flavor."

sounds delicious!
while we're on the subject of titties and burning; what would be the effect of sprinkling such delicious hotness on titties (with consent, of course)? and would size matter? would it aggravate a sunburn?

sweet awkward Jesus!

At 7/7/09 08:29 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I've bought some of their sauce before, good for BBQ.

I'd be leery of buying anymore of their products at this point, my nose started running after that last handful of peanuts.

Stuff like this makes me wonder how Adam Richman deals with eating all that hot food on "Man v. Food," especially after the phaal curry challenge in New York, or those 6 hellish hot wings he had to down.

At 7/7/09 09:22 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

sweet awkward Jesus!

As a former hot pepper addict, I'd have to say it would have the same effect of putting said hot sauce on any other part of the body, with the exception of it being INCREDIBLY uncomfortable around sensitive tissue like the nipples and areola. It just depends on the strength of the sauce itself... if it causes burns on the skin -- as some hot sauces are perfectly capable of doing -- then it's likely to be hellish on sensitive tissue.

... dare I question why you're asking?

At 7/7/09 09:29 PM, Proteas wrote: ... dare I question why you're asking?

5 says it's either a fetish or a prank.

ANY TAKERS?

At 7/7/09 09:35 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: 5 says it's either a fetish or a prank.

I'm going with fetish. Because if it's a prank, Sol is a dead man.

and I'll show up laughing at his funeral.

At 7/6/09 08:54 PM, Proteas wrote: That wouldn't surprise me, honestly. I'm just wondering how they keep managing to make it so Captain America was in WW2, but they just keep adding years to his time in the deep freeze, and still make it current.

I imagine eventually they're going to realize that they can just add a property to the super soldier serum to say that it helps retard Cap's aging naturally, or maybe they'll continue to stick with the idea of a man further and further out of time as they add years to his deep freeze.

Oh that's right, he's dead now... OR IS HE?!

Nope, he isn't. They stole the Final Crisis solution for the death of Batman to use with Cap now. If I was DC, I'd try to find some way to point that out and use it to my advantage.

Oh God, what a day...
I was in the emergency room since 2 in the morning. My uncle was put in critical care because a wisdom tooth became infected.

It was sooooo bad that the infection spread in his throat and closed his airways. He couldn't drink water without drowning.

Soooo from 2AM, I stayed until 1PM... I didn't sleep except maybe for 2 hours off-and-on. Then when my uncle was downgraded to a less severe status, my aunt took me to the dentists to explain the situation. Doctors said that the dentists LEFT the root, and it should had been removed.

The dentists, who only spoke Vietnamese, said that my uncle signed a waver and this-and-that... but they can't find the documentation, and-- after talking around--

I'm finding out that my uncle isn't the first person whom they've had problems. Reports of severe infections, and expensive and unnecessary procedures. My uncle wants to sue them for the cost of the hospitalization bill, and I agree with him. They seem shady as hell.

Well,
things can be learned from my uncle.

If you got a wisdom tooth to be removed, don't go to your dentist. Go to an orthodontist instead. Dentists are only useful to fix teeth, but leave oral surgery to orthodontists.

At 7/7/09 07:04 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: You know the saying. "A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells."

Yet again foiled by " Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

At 7/8/09 12:21 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: Seven is a kind mod unlike the others.

*reachs for banstick*

Shit... it's gone.

Where's my nail studded baseball bat?

At 7/8/09 12:21 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote:

plus i'm suprised I wasn't banned for that post of course Seven is a kind mod unlike the others.

Yeah, cause trashing us is so gonna help you with the whole not getting banned thing. Good freakin plan there. :p

At 7/8/09 12:40 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Is he okay now fli?

Yeah. He'll be in the hospital for 3 days, but at least he won't need emergency surgery to breath.
I've had all my four wisdom teeth removed from dentists, and looking back on it... I think the experience would had been less painful if I went to an orthodontist. LadyGrace told me that, a long time ago, told me that they're equipped for emergency situations before they could escalate to worse.

At 7/7/09 09:35 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 7/7/09 09:29 PM, Proteas wrote: ... dare I question why you're asking?

5 says it's either a fetish or a prank.

ANY TAKERS?

thought i'd sum up and pervert the spirit of the last few pages.

At 7/7/09 11:10 PM, Proteas wrote:

and I'll show up laughing at his funeral.

fair enough.

At 7/8/09 03:12 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 7/8/09 03:03 AM, SolInvictus wrote:

thought i'd sum up and pervert the spirit of the last few pages.

LET ME TRY!!!!!

i think you accidentally summed up the intranets.

While at the hospital, I met an old co-worker and he told me about Buck Angel.
Also known as "The Man with a Pussy."

Transgendered man porn star.
Googled him up a few seconds ago...

I'm scared...
and soooo confused.

Suicide note?
I called in San Jose non-emergency police center a few minutes ago. They don't know what to make of it either, and so they're going to contact the administrator.

I had to make a judgement call on that.
I don't know if I did the right thing, but if he's actually contemplating suicide-- then he's probably reaching out for some help, as some suicides will often do.

Maybe because I want to sleep better tonight. I mean, I've seen posts that made me want to call the authorities and it turns out that they're jokes... and luckily, I didn't call the police.

But I think I've made the right decision in this situation.
If he's fucking around, then serves him right for posting such a heavy handed joke.
If he's in need of help, then I hope in some way that I've put him in the right direction by letting his family know that he needs them, a psychologist, and perhaps medication.

At 7/8/09 03:33 AM, fli wrote: While at the hospital, I met an old co-worker and he told me about Buck Angel.
Also known as "The Man with a Pussy."

Transgendered man porn star.
Googled him up a few seconds ago...

I'm scared...
and soooo confused.

This reminds me of the time they put tits on a guy in Nip/Tuck. THAT got me pretty darn confused.

Middle-aged man, fading hairline, short but noticeable beard, and D+ "things" below his chin. It made me think for a long time. Didn´t get any sleep either.

And you did the right thing calling the police on that guy. Sure, it could be your average teenage angst and hormones playing around, but then again, teenage angst and hormones are the recipe for a broken family and a lot of unnecessary grief.

Godammit I wish people would stop killing themselves, it hasn´t been a week since the last time I heard of someone giving it a go...

At 7/8/09 03:33 AM, fli wrote: While at the hospital, I met an old co-worker and he told me about Buck Angel.
Also known as "The Man with a Pussy."

Transgendered man porn star.
Googled him up a few seconds ago...

Haha, I know of him. I found the porn hilarious yet sickening when seeing pictures of Buck being taken from the front. I heard he made a film with a MTF transgendered porn star.

At 7/8/09 04:42 AM, fli wrote: Suicide note?

The guy sounds like an attention whore or an . If he wants sympathy, Newgrounds is the last place to find it because neither I, or most other people, give a damn if he does it.

At 7/8/09 04:42 AM, fli wrote: Suicide note?

is anyone busy banning the "lol, do it!" posters?