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Cruel necessity
life is in this pain stricken
world of grieving men.

Hopefully that works out, if Cruel counts as one syllable... I think it flows into one sound, personally. =P

This reminds me of a project I did for Intro to Computer Science. I made a Goth Haiku Generator.

Blackness oh hatred
My angst consuming my soul
I like to read books

The "Tanner" Haiku.

A winner is you.
Recieve your prize of long pain.
Be flamed you fewel.

Big Moderator
Hands downs bans like gifted pixie
Shut the fuck up N00B

I <3 Haiku!

w00t! I'm going to get tested for my approval at the art academy tomorrow! Wish me luck everybody! C'mon wishwishwishwish!

Power mad big man
slap thread locks like confetti (sp?).
Spread anger 'Tanner'.

oops too many syllables oh well...

At 3/15/04 01:56 PM, -Jamster- wrote: oops too many syllables oh well...

Twas fine, I checked it myself. Mwahahaha!

Missed the Pixie bit, but it flows jsut about enough to be passed off for one syllable... =P Anyways, good luck Art Academy going person type thing. -Conducts Compasson Ritual to Melek Taus in hope for this person's success and protection.-

Well, thanks.

w00t. its teh shiney new baseball bat.

At 3/15/04 04:54 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: w00t. its teh shiney new baseball bat.

Not really shiny is it?

At 3/15/04 01:55 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Wish me luck everybody! C'mon wishwishwishwish!

Good luck Veggiemeal
May your vegetables reach for the stars
and your haikus be 1337

At 3/15/04 05:21 PM, crass_clock wrote: Good luck Veggiemeal
May your vegetables reach for the stars
and your haikus be 1337

CHEATER!!!!!
one-three-three-seven is five sylables itself!!! You rebel you.

At 3/14/04 07:42 PM, TheShrike wrote: I'm glad you're being kidnapped by women. Or should I not be? I thought you were straight, but if you swing the other way, I hope men dressed like the village people kidnap you.

I know you be a jealous mod. And moderators are not allowed to meet people of the opposite sex!

With the exception of Shrapnel. (Giggles)

And I'm straight. Be jealous, VERY JEALOUS!!!!!!!11!!

I just want what's best for you.

*Sniff*

....i didn't know you cared..........

*Aingrey faise*

Why don't I have a girlfriend?

I'm sure it's happened in the past and present day.

But you haven't met any, have you?

HAIKU

<BIG FUCKING BOLD>POETRY</BIG FUCKING BOLD>

*Aingrey faise at lack of knowledge on how to use linking with words*

At 3/15/04 01:44 PM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote: This reminds me of a project I did for Intro to Computer Science. I made a Goth Haiku Generator.

That is so cool, could you send me that? Please?

Blackness oh hatred
My angst consuming my soul
I like to read books

Let me try my skeletal hand at this....

Oh sea of despair
Consuming my sad life
I drown, no help in sight

O.k., one extra syllable. But damn, that's harder than it looks.

haiku most crappy
don ho named his daughter
sings like pigs dying

haiku consuming
all talking so annoying
someone make it stop

I love that song. Its been so long since it wa son the radio or TV.

At 3/15/04 06:26 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: I love that song. Its been so long since it wa son the radio or TV.

You mean "More Human than Human" by White Zombie? Kick ass tune if you ask me.

You and me baby aint nothing but animals
So lets do it like they do it on the Discovery channel
Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound gang

At 3/15/04 06:26 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: I love that song. Its been so long since it wa son the radio or TV.

I just want them to actually play it on the Discovery Channel itself....................

*Smiles in noglastia*

Now would someone explain why GamesWorkShop must sell it's figures at such fucking high prices???!

*Aingrey faises*

At 3/15/04 06:38 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

Now would someone explain why GamesWorkShop must sell it's figures at such fucking high prices???!

*Aingrey faises*

Their high prices is why i stopped playing War Hammer. That and most of the figures i did have started becoming illegal from oldness. But come on who has the money to keep up with War Hammer or 40k, seriously

At 3/15/04 06:33 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: You and me baby aint nothing but animals
So lets do it like they do it on the Discovery channel
Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound gang

I always have had an affinity for "Fire Water Burn" by them... the funniest music video I've ever seen.

At 3/15/04 06:03 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: I know you be a jealous mod. And moderators are not allowed to meet people of the opposite sex!

My girlfriend would claim otherwise.

With the exception of Shrapnel. (Giggles)

Were you one of the ones who thought he was a she?

And I'm straight. Be jealous, VERY JEALOUS!!!!!!!11!!

...

*Sniff*

....i didn't know you cared..........

Aww, there there. It's ok. Now go cry on MrPopnfresh's shoulder.

*Aingrey faise*

Why don't I have a girlfriend?

Probably because of that ugly face you keep making.

But you haven't met any, have you?

None that I am aware of.

<BIG FUCKING BOLD>POETRY</BIG FUCKING BOLD>

*Aingrey faise at lack of knowledge on how to use linking with words*

<a href="www.google.com">click here</a>

At 3/15/04 06:33 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: You and me baby aint nothing but animals
So lets do it like they do it on the Discovery channel
Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound gang

It's called bad touch.

But I honestly thought we were talking about Killing In The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine.

At 3/15/04 07:15 PM, TheShrike wrote: My girlfriend would claim otherwise.

*puts on a mocking face*

*mocks the night away*

Were you one of the ones who thought he was a she?

And there goes Mr. Moderator, spoiling any potential fun to be had....

...

I want a prom now. Can we have a prom?

Aww, there there. It's ok. Now go cry on MrPopnfresh's shoulder.

...

Probably because of that ugly face you keep making.

You silly twit, it's not my face. It's the face from that damn game, Captain Hi-rez.

None that I am aware of.

...

click here

Do you need the href and the space?

At 3/15/04 07:05 PM, blueloa13 wrote: Their high prices is why i stopped playing War Hammer. That and most of the figures i did have started becoming illegal from oldness. But come on who has the money to keep up with War Hammer or 40k, seriously

Exactly. Making us pay 12 fucking quid for five stupid little plastic models? What the hell?

Changing the codexs every so often, making your army totally useless.....

I hate Gamesworkshop. And I hated second edition 40K.

And Wraithlords as well.

*Aingrey faises*

At 3/15/04 07:36 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: Exactly. Making us pay 12 fucking quid for five stupid little plastic models? What the hell?

but the plastic is top of the line.

Changing the codexs every so often, making your army totally useless.....

That brought my entire Empire army to a downfall. I had half my army consisting of Kevlish Archers and now nothing. :(

I hate Gamesworkshop. And I hated second edition 40K.

amen

And Wraithlords as well.

halleluigha

*Aingrey faises*

add 1 to that.

At 3/15/04 07:36 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: Do you need the href and the space?

Yes. Put it in exactly the same.

At 3/15/04 07:47 PM, blueloa13 wrote: but the plastic is top of the line.

And not ten years ago, fifteen METAL marine terminators would have cost approxiametly the same!

GW needs to take a loss in the ass, to show that their current marketing strategy doesn't work.

That brought my entire Empire army to a downfall. I had half my army consisting of Kevlish Archers and now nothing. :(

Hellllloooooo? Where are my Squats?

And what the hell happened to the Chaos Dwarves?

amen

And now I want to play a small scale game, Marines vs. Guardsmen, Inquisitor rules.

*Evil faise*

I hate Eldar. I hate their shooty armies from hell, and their st00pid close combat specialists. St00pid Jain Zar.

halleluigha

I really do feel for Orks. Try getting a 2000 point horde across 48 inches, all nicely and conviently covered by NINE scatter lasers. And let's not forget the nice little D-cannons, Starcannons, and Dark Reapers, shall we?

Epic was worse. I saw a battery of D-Cannons wipe out about 5000 points of Imperial troops during a 10, 000 point game.

Damn Eldar. Damn Wraithlords. Damn Banshees. Damn Wyches. Damn Dark Lances.

And most, but not least, damn the arrogant little pricks who play eldar and refer to marine players as "skin heads."

add 1 to that.

And another. I want to play a game that I don't have to deal with constant remarks of cheese, fewlishness, and cheating.

If Eldar get nerfed ANY more, I'm going to kill someone. In a bloody manner.

At 3/15/04 07:50 PM, TheShrike wrote: Yes. Put it in exactly the same.

Does this do it?