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At 4/28/09 09:38 PM, Malachy wrote: yao ming is a product of communist propaganda

Is that what you tell yourself at night knowing a Chinese guy is taller than you?

At 4/28/09 09:32 PM, Malachy wrote:

how does he explain all of the 6ft tall frat boy douchebags who somehow make it through a bachelor's degree? Today I saw some retard in an escalade

Survey says: Money

At 4/28/09 09:20 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: <---------6 ft.

you're lying. asians don't grow that tall.

I'm sure he's short where it counts.

Cock joke.

At 4/28/09 09:20 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Of course, he's probably just saying it because he's short and wants to feel more manly.

My husband is 6'1" but nice try.

At 4/28/09 09:32 PM, Malachy wrote: how does he explain all of the 6ft tall frat boy douchebags who somehow make it through a bachelor's degree?

Having a college degree does not put you "in academia." With only one exception, every single male professor in my department in college was short. That is what I was referring to.

Sheesh, guys, take a joke.

I've only seen a handful of exceptionally tall Asians. And one was a Nigerian/Korean mullatto from my high school days. He was over 6 feet tall, and SKINNNY. Everyone wondered why he didn't try out for basketball.

White people are seriously tall... I guess if you're half white and asian, then it would make sense.

I'm 5'11 (just below) and people in my family consider me a tall one in the dad's family in Mexico City. My cousin Fernando is two inches taller than me, making him the tallest in the paternal side.

Maternal side is different... giants.
My great grandpa died in his late 90s... and he was 6 foot 9. People said that he already shrank down too when he got old...

My nephew is really tall... taller than me and he's going on 14. Poor boy-- he's got growing pains. Stretch marks all over his poor knobby knees.

OI!

I know I'm putting in a lot of double posts... but it's NOT my fault, mods...
It's Safari-- usually on PC.

At 4/28/09 03:25 PM, fli wrote: But it would be more amusing for them to see any Lounger (other than them) to wear that outfit...

I'd pay $10 to see RG wear somethign like that, provided we can find him some prosthetic... eh... boobs...

And yes, it is an anime/manga styled Poison Ivy. I would cuddle THAT incarnation of the character, even if it meant my doom.

I SMITE THEE in the loving memory of Bea Arthur's double D's!

Gay karate? Maybe do a "HE YAH!!" in kind of a bla-zay(sic) attitude with a lisp?

At 4/28/09 08:11 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I actually already have a strapless green leotard...

Do it. PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE!!!!

At 4/28/09 08:53 PM, stafffighter wrote: Are you guys forgetting that we've already seen her as poisen ivy?

But we haven't seen her as this incarnation of Poison Ivy.

What really turns me on isn't what I explicitly see, it's what's left to the imagination. I think the best way to put it is the way a musician in Revolver Magazine put it a while back; he's more turned on by his girlfriend when she comes into the bedroom wearing panties and a tanktop than he is when she just walks in nude.

NOT to say that Skunky is letting everything hangout with the leaf bikini outfit, or that she should cover up. I just think she could rock the green leotard just as hard as she did the leaf bikini and NOT have to worry about pervy fan boys to boot.

At 4/28/09 09:03 PM, stafffighter wrote: No, Pro has them printed, mounted and professionally lit.

I wish. The pictures she posts are to small to blow up really well without being grainy.

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I made the admin manager almost wet herself laughing tonight. I was asked to clean tape gum off one of those electric sliding-glass doors, and I went to do it... without turning the damn thing off first. So I was just jumping back and forth trying to focus on cleaning this one spot like a dumbass, when she walked up and just busted out laughing.

I reminded her afterwards that I told her I'd find out what made her laugh, one way or another. Well, I did; physical comedy. Now I HAVE to learn the Violent Jay dancing on the bus dance if I want to really make her loose it.

Also; I now want a Ps3, like really, really, REALLY BADLY. So if anybody has a spare one lying around, or an extra $400 they want to turn loose of, let me know.

At 4/29/09 12:34 AM, Proteas wrote: I'd pay $10 to see RG wear somethign like that, provided we can find him some prosthetic... eh... boobs...

blah--

no offense, RG...

Although... if we're talking about DanMalo....

He's sooo frigging cute.

God, he's got to be gay... of all the mods to meet up, I could tell he was a bit fishy.

At 4/29/09 01:26 AM, fli wrote: Although... if we're talking about DanMalo....

I was just trying to swerve the conversation away from anybody wanting to see me in that outfit.

You'd all gouge your eyes out if I worse something like that, and then I'd have no one online to talk too. And that would make me very sad.

At 4/29/09 01:51 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 4/29/09 01:26 AM, fli wrote: Although... if we're talking about DanMalo....

I was just trying to swerve the conversation away from anybody wanting to see me in that outfit.

You'd all gouge your eyes out if I worse something like that, and then I'd have no one online to talk too. And that would make me very sad.

As if the majority of us didn't think you were crazy enough.............

At 4/29/09 01:54 AM, BrianEtrius wrote: As if the majority of us didn't think you were crazy enough.............

Crazy-funny, or crazy-insane?

I can deal with crazy-funny, that's usually what I aim for in life. I can be serious when I need to be, but when not needed, I don't see the point in being anal retentive about things. Crazy-insane I can deal with to an extent, so long as it's not that type of "might be the next Charles Whitman" insane, that's when I get worried.

At 4/29/09 02:04 AM, Proteas wrote: Crazy-funny, or crazy-insane?

No, the crazy-funny-friend you're not sure about-totally off your rocker-what the hell is he going to do next-isn't he that mass murderer the police are after-insane.

That type.

To a certain extent we're all crazy.

At 4/28/09 09:32 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 4/28/09 08:54 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: ARRGHHH stupid post office. I started the process for getting my money refunded yesterday and sent the paperwork via certified mail. Well, I've been using the tracker, and the mail hasn't gone anywhere beyond Acceptance. WHY?!!

whenever I order something online I track the order on UPS or fedex's websites and it's always like nothing for a few days the all of a sudden there's all these arrival/departure scans in one day.

Yep, happens with basically anything you order, even Amazon, because almost nobody IMMEDIATELY ships your shit, and then it's all about how motivated UPS is to start posting that shiz up. So I wouldn't worry just yet, it's probably just lazy reporting up in that bitch. If it doesn't come in a couple weeks though, I recommend having somebody call your mamma, cause you're about to whoop somebody.

At 4/29/09 05:29 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: Well folks guess what todays my Birthday and right now i'm at the hotel right now waiting for my millitary medical exam you wouldn't believe the shit I was told. first of all I have to lie about a few things then I have to strip the doxtor grabs my balls and I have to cough, then I have to drop em and spread em so the doctor can check me out for hemorrohoids.

what a great fucking b-day my 20th no doubt and I get fucking felt up by a old guy.

Happy Birthday.
And remember, you wanted this...

You'll find out that birthdays aren't going to be as fun as before... at least, not in my expereince where I have to take tests on my birthdays... or I have to work... or things of that nature.

Not all that bad, but not as fun when you're a kid...

Happy birthday Dante. Good luck with the medical exam anyway. I hope it goes well enough to allow you to do what you want to do. Then go out and enjoy the day as much as you can, I advise, hopefully with extra reason to celebrate.

I have reason to believe in what Mr. fli says, depsite me being arguably far too young to be even considering such thoughts. My own birthday was towards the beginning of the month. It wasn't really a happy day. It was an indifferent day really, as I find I don't tend to have people to talk to very often these days, and I didn't really have a reason for leaving the house either. Part of me wanted to venture into the greenhouse, where I can get down on my hands and knees and really get myself dirty until I'm tired. Kids had stolen my prized peppers the week before. In the end, I just sat down to the horse racing.

Also, Mr. fli, I will try to make time to read your userpage story before the end of the day. I don't really know why I'm telling you this here, but it caught my eye earlier, so I'll pop round later.

At 4/29/09 02:07 AM, BrianEtrius wrote: That type.

You see, I can deal with that. Still not liking the whole "mass murderer" thing, but I can deal with that. :-)

At 4/29/09 05:29 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: what a great fucking b-day my 20th no doubt and I get fucking felt up by a old guy.

That's part of an annual physical, man; they have to make sure you're in peak physical health. They check your junk to make sure you don't have testicular cancer or anything like that, and they check for hemorrhoids... well.. because they're hemorrhoids.

There's not much here for me to joke about, except to say... growing up sucks, doesn't it?

Try being 14 years old having the doctor feel you up that way because you thought you had testicular cancer, THEN get back to me.

At 4/29/09 05:29 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: the shit I was told. first of all I have to lie about a few things

;;;;;
Nothing good usually comes out of lying !
I don't bother lying...when I was a kid I could never remember the damn lie's & I always got caught & got in even more shit than if I had of told the truth.
So now I just tell the truth or say nothing... telling Mum somethings is probably why her hair has gotten whiter! ! !

Isn't lying to the military illegal ?

Happy Birthday Dante.

although, chances are if something really could be a snag in your military career because of a physical examination....it's for your own protection and has a good reason why it would cause problems...

One of my other gramps served in the Navy for a stint, until it was discovered he fainted upon sight of blood.

Lie to the military at your own risk. They will take your benefits if/when you fuck up, and you will be left with less than you started with.

Just don't fuck up and you'll be okay. Happy Birthday. Keep your nose clean.

so apparently FEMA's 500,000 coffins and the appearance of the swine flu are no coincidence; with all the diseases they have at their disposal to kill us with i think its clear they made a bad choice.

At 4/29/09 08:29 AM, Scarab wrote: I have reason to believe in what Mr. fli says, depsite me being arguably far too young to be even considering such thoughts. My own birthday was towards the beginning of the month.

happy belated birthday.

It wasn't really a happy day. It was an indifferent day really, as I find I don't tend to have people to talk to very often these days, and I didn't really have a reason for leaving the house either. Part of me wanted to venture into the greenhouse, where I can get down on my hands and knees and really get myself dirty until I'm tired. Kids had stolen my prized peppers the week before. In the end, I just sat down to the horse racing.

you're my type of person...
have you hybridized anything? I hybridize roses, and it's such a strong experience to raise a rose from seed to a whole plant. i ought to post pics of my own hybrids...

Right now, though, i don't have much in since all my spots are occupied with roses.
But one time, I made egg soup (my version contains tomatoes) and I put in one bad egg. I had to toss it out, and I threw it in the back garden so I wouldn't clog the sink.

Well,
The spot where I tossed it... on tomato seedling grew. Imagine that...
It survived after being boiled for at least 10 minutes

And I have it planted in a new prime spot (A sunny wall on the west side of the house.)

Also, Mr. fli, I will try to make time to read your userpage story before the end of the day. I don't really know why I'm telling you this here, but it caught my eye earlier, so I'll pop round later.

Don't read the comments... they contain spoilers.
They're only useful for me to fix plot points.
The end did really fuck up some people heads (at least, those who didn't see it coming.)

At 4/29/09 10:52 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Isn't lying to the military illegal ?

Isn't lying anywhere illegal, especially on a job application?

At 4/29/09 03:09 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: giant run-on sentence

You see this? -----> .

It's called a "period," you use it to end a sentence or thought.

You see this? ------> ,

It's called a "comma," you use it to seperate two or more thoughts inside of a sentence.

Learn them. Know them. LOVE THEM DAMN YOU!!!

But all kidding aside, I'm glad to hear everything went all right, man.

so wait, somebody else lied for you, or you didn't have to lie because it wasn't a problem?

lol, they didn't want a crazy atheist running around trolling at the barracks. That's great to know. I'm not calling you that, I am amused that they wanted to make sure you weren't before letting you in.

At 4/29/09 01:17 PM, SolInvictus wrote: so apparently FEMA's 500,000 coffins and the appearance of the swine flu are no coincidence; with all the diseases they have at their disposal to kill us with i think its clear they made a bad choice.

My opinion of the swine flu "pandemic" that has killed a whole 100 or so people in countries with poor health care...

I got a message from school saying they may close school and library because somebody may have been infected with the flu.

I'm like...
"Shit, right in the middle of finals..."

Anyways,
I'm getting better from my flu. It was sort of bad for a while... kept falling asleep during the day. They've closed down two high schools (or elementry) on the west and south side.

Oi--
and my aunt in is Veracruz, Mexico... the place where it supposedly had started.

At 4/29/09 02:42 PM, fli wrote: happy belated birthday.

Thank you!

you're my type of person...
have you hybridized anything? I hybridize roses, and it's such a strong experience to raise a rose from seed to a whole plant. i ought to post pics of my own hybrids...

I'm really an amateur in the whole field, and I don't really have the land to try any experiments on unfortunately. It's a little fantasy of mine though to have a large garden with space for my own flowers, my fruit and my vegetables. Part of that comes from the weekends I used to spend at my grandparents'. My Grandad is big into his gardening, and his garden was great. It's in the north of England, so possibly unsurprisingly, it's on a hill. It offers a lovely view though. My reference to peppers in the last post was a nod to my Grandad too; he once managed to grow a purple pepper somehow.

The reason I bring it up when talking about my birthday is... well, I guess I just feel a little old, enjoying stuff like gardening. There's nothing wrong with it really, but it makes me think a little. Sometimes I feel like not seizing the oppurtunities as I incessantly read books that may or may not be relevant to anything in my life and act unfriendly, stuck-up maybe around Newgrounds...

... ah, I'm thinking too much. That, or having some sort of mid-life crisis... at nineteen. I'll be looking into flowers with gardening soon, because someone I know recently said they like certain types of flowers, and I would like to provide them with said types of flowers... :)

Well,
The spot where I tossed it... on tomato seedling grew. Imagine that...
It survived after being boiled for at least 10 minutes

And I have it planted in a new prime spot (A sunny wall on the west side of the house.)

Heh, wow. Tell me how that turns out, because that's pretty strange, and lovely at the same time. I'm not too well acquainted with the science of a seed and its "survival rate", but what happened to your tomato seed is a pretty rare event, yes?

Don't read the comments... they contain spoilers.
They're only useful for me to fix plot points.
The end did really fuck up some people heads (at least, those who didn't see it coming.)

I'll keep that in mind. I'm not going ot be able to read it tonight, so hopefully I'll get round to it before the end of the week. I always like to check out the homemade literature around Newgrounds. I haven't read many of the "classics" though. I'm pretty sure I've read at least one part of Funk's story, but I can't remember the details for the life of me. I'll add that to my list.

At 4/29/09 04:48 PM, fli wrote: I got a message from school saying they may close school and library because somebody may have been infected with the flu.

I'm like...
"Shit, right in the middle of finals..."

Damn, that's not good. How quickly will it be before they make that decision? It's a tricky situation indeed, working for the best of the students can be hard to define... I have my fingers crossed anyway.

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And that's all good then Dante. Now go and enjoy your birthday if you can!

And Coworker evaluations today.

Ah crap. Well, I haven't been a jerk to most of them, so it'll hopefully be good.

Until then....freak out time.