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What one person said about my short horror story, Devil's Food Cake...
"therealanimator says: jesus thats one fucked up story"

If you want a really shocking horror story-- please read it on my blog...
Click here...

or right above my sig.
maybe not an epic series like Funk's and Staff's...
but the short story has its own charms...

Oh, yes, thank you stafff, for that lovely video link.

At 4/9/09 07:01 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Things I learned today:

1. Fish do not like to be taken out of their tanks and moved to another one when your spring break approaches and you need to bring them home.

Yeah. My guys had a hard time when I switched them to their new tank. They kept swimming by each other for comfort. In it's ownw ay it was cute.

3. If you wear bunny ears to work, you can make even the toughest 5th graders smile at you in the lunchroom.

Nothing new can be said about this. But it must be commented upon.

At 4/10/09 02:40 AM, BrianEtrius wrote: Oh, yes, thank you stafff, for that lovely video link.

Always glad to spread the word on classic cool.

At 4/9/09 07:01 PM, SevenSeize wrote: 3. If you wear bunny ears to work, you can make even the toughest 5th graders smile at you in the lunchroom.

* Insert witty innuendo regarding Rabbits here*

Seriously, my brain is dead this morning.

Though I did have a rather unnerving moment on the bus today. Was sat infront of this couple who were discussing the foursome they were going to have later, they said one of the people ahd dropped out so they needed another. I then felt one of them tap me on the shoulder. I freak out slightly, and then get asked what time it is.

* Face palm*

At 4/10/09 10:25 AM, SevenSeize wrote: SEE WHAT I DID THERE????????????

Yes, yes I do, and I deserve everything I get for my idiocy = (

At 4/10/09 11:22 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Would it make you feel better if I said theyre retarded for not asking you about what you thought they were gonna ask you about???? :-)

Yes, yes it would :P My ego would be inflated by such comments so speak away :)

that sounds like something my wife and I would do if we went on the bus...So maybe you just had a joke played on you by creepy people like me?

Also, I took the motorcycle out for the first time this year. Beautiful day out, 60 degrees, and used my new motorcycle jacket. It's still pretty stiff (as new leather tends to be). We might get a new motorcycle this year. I nearly got one last year, now that the lady is on board with the idea...I might get what I want..except our opinion of bikes has switched. I want a cross-over bike that is a mix between cruiser and sport styling, she wants a cruiser. I think when we're out of school she'll get a harley and I'll be riding a crotch rocket.

I also finally put MS office on my lap top. why I didn't do this before is beyond me. but now I can finally bring my computer to school and USE it. LOL

Woo! New domain name! With it a fresh new idea and a bold experiment!
Not revealing anything yet, but I need to get out the papers and start planning the exec of this.

At 4/9/09 11:09 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Saw the Andy Warhol exhibit today in the De Young. Very interesting stuff, from the Campbell's soup containers to his near love for Mick Jagger.

Pretty creepy and cool at the same time. Also lots of photographs of stars before their prime.

I really don't see enough art exhibitions. I'd love to see some places and pieces in particular. That might include some Warhol, amongst lots of others. I can understand the mix of "creepy and cool" in this case, heh. I read about a film version of A Clockwork Orange made by Warhol about ten or so years before Kubrick made his version. I think that's an interesting one to add to my list...

At 4/9/09 10:44 PM, Ravariel wrote: Eh, Seether's terrible and so's their cover :P

You just hate African Americans, RACIST!!!

Oh yeah, I went there.

At 4/10/09 09:58 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: * Face palm*

On the one hand, I want to feel bad for you, but dude... that's just way to funny for words. ;-D

*looks around*

THAT CLOSE! That close damn you!!!

Probably a good idea to keep the referral links out of the thread...

At 4/10/09 07:33 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: OH YEAH I WENT THERE TO OH SNAP!!!

You're on my list for tomorrow, dude.

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One of these days, the little commedian voice in the back of my head is going to get me hurt. I was eating dinner a little while ago, when this commercial came on tv. I don't remember the ad, I just remember that the little girl in the ad was kind of homely looking. The following inner dialogue then took place.

Voice; That girl is bug eyed as a bat.
Me; ... huh?
Voice; You me, BUG EYED AS A BAT.
Me; Please, no...
Voice; Dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dunna-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dunna-dun BAT-GIRL!!! She could be on the cover of Weekly World News as Bat-Boy's long lost sister.

I almost choked on my burrito from giggling so much.

At 4/10/09 08:06 PM, Malachy wrote: Probably a good idea to keep the referral links out of the thread...

Well, it's just a game, nobody here's making money off it. But point taken.

At 4/10/09 08:14 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 4/10/09 08:06 PM, Malachy wrote: Probably a good idea to keep the referral links out of the thread...

Well, it's just a game, nobody here's making money off it. But point taken.

Anyone else remember outwar or kings of chaos?

At 4/10/09 08:16 PM, Malachy wrote: Anyone else remember outwar or kings of chaos?

I was under the impression we banned those because people made cash off them. But all right, I won't speak of it again.

I'm still gonna nail grammer to the wall in that game though.

Changing subject; anybody heard a good comedian recently? I just found some clips on Youtube of Mark Lowry, a guy who used to sing with the Bill Gaither Vocal Band. My mom used to buy his CD's from the Gateway Christian store many years ago, and the guy is a laugh RIOT. Click here to see him give Bill Gaither HELL.

At 4/10/09 08:26 PM, Proteas wrote: Changing subject; anybody heard a good comedian recently? I just found some clips on Youtube of Mark Lowry, a guy who used to sing with the Bill Gaither Vocal Band. My mom used to buy his CD's from the Gateway Christian store many years ago, and the guy is a laugh RIOT. Click here to see him give Bill Gaither HELL.

Yeah.

Robin Williams recently had a very good stand-up bit over in Wales a bit back. Bit of politics fun too.

Linky.

At 4/10/09 08:26 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 4/10/09 08:16 PM, Malachy wrote: Anyone else remember outwar or kings of chaos?

I was under the impression we banned those because people made cash off them. But all right, I won't speak of it again.

I wasn't trying to chastise you, I'm sorry.

I don't know the reasoning behind it, I just know that referral links on the BBS are bad news.

I don't think anyone made money off outwar (other than the site owners). KoC was the same sort, you got a link you spread all around, people clicked it and you gained troops.

There was another one back in the day where you had a monster and the more people to click your link, the bigger your monster.

Lately it's been the mybrute, which I think has a thread in the VG forum right now to advertise and click on others' links.

Oh, and that ihatelacy or whatever links, where if people click on your link you can see some rather poor quality softcore porn or something.

and what was that my minicity? I assume it was a city that grew as your links were clicked?

At 4/10/09 08:42 PM, Malachy wrote: I wasn't trying to chastise you, I'm sorry.

No harm, no foul. :-)

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They came out yesterday with this "Mission Architect" in City of Heroes. You can design your own mission or series of missions, set who you want to fight and where, and then go at it. I've been sitting here messing with it trying to get some of the finer points down, and I made a basic "defeat the boss" mission where I had my own main character (a martial arts//regen scrapper) as the boss to defeat.

Do you know how hard it is to kick your own ass while yourself is talking smack to you? Well, now I know.

At 4/10/09 11:48 PM, Grammer wrote: Proteas re-matched my brute, but he was NO MATCH

WAHAHAHAHAHA

You do realize the only thing you have going for your character is sheer brute strength, and despite my character being a level lower I almost beat you, right?

Yes, referral links are banned on NG in BBS posts. There are other threads for this, and you can advertise in your sigs. I know it's apparently a game and things like Outwar and KoC merely encouraged spamming, but still, a slippery slope to allow one and not all, so please stop posting them in this thread.

I will keep deleting them like I deleted the last 2, and if the message isn't getting across I'll be forced to hand out bans (probably dinkie 1 dayers) I don't want to, so please don't make me do it. Ok? Ok. Back to your fun.

At 4/11/09 12:16 AM, Grammer wrote: Sure sure. I was just on my way out anyways.

See you in 3 months

I wasn't planning on banning you anytime soon. Unless this is a vacation you've planned of the not pissing me off variety.

At 4/11/09 12:23 AM, Grammer wrote: Tell me this isn't funny. That's right you can't, don't even try.

If you didn't just snatch that off of /b/, then holyshitcoincidencelol.

At 4/11/09 12:23 AM, Grammer wrote: Tell me this isn't funny. That's right you can't, don't even try.

meh--
good for a chuckle.

<3<3<3<3<3<3
its some sort of train.

At 4/11/09 01:09 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: If you didn't just snatch that off of /b/, then holyshitcoincidencelol.

Eh. I got my copy from Deviant Art...

At 4/10/09 10:25 AM, SevenSeize wrote:



I CARE ABOUT MY FISH, IS THAT SO WRONG??????

I care about mine. Although people seem to find it weird that I named them.

off topic, did you ever get the pit to work?

No. I did the thibng you said with the arrow and not the x and the menu didn't change. I think I'm going to have to try downloading operation anchorage, doing it right there and hoping both kick in. I really, really do not get this. I downloaded the expansion. It's mine now. Why are there forces preventing me from playing it?

At 4/11/09 03:16 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 4/11/09 01:09 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: If you didn't just snatch that off of /b/, then holyshitcoincidencelol.

Eh. I got my copy from Deviant Art...

Oh, don't worry, I know it's all over the internet. but the first time I see it in god knows how long on 4chan and then ten minutes later on newgrounds...

At 4/9/09 10:30 PM, Proteas wrote: If you want it true black, you have to get in a pre-mixed can off the shelf (typically available in a high-gloss or semi-gloss) which comes directly from the manufacturer, or get it mixed in an oil based paint.

;;;
Flat black paint is available ( here anyway) in latex & in flat black , I know this for certain, because we use it all the time in theatre & film, flat black doesn't reflect or 'bounce light.
If its available in htis backwoods area of the world...its got to be available everywhere)

That is why its used so much in theatre applications, we paint what we want you to see in bright colors , paint what we don't want you to see flat black & when we 'light' the stage or the set...you cannot see it ,it becomes invisible to the very flawed human eye. ;)

At 4/10/09 10:25 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Tri, I need someone to help me around the house later. Particularly in my bedroom....... Could you come?

I need to fold laundry

SEE WHAT I DID THERE????????????

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I believe "would you like to come"
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" and help me fold laundry" -----would have been even more 'suggestive'
:)

I'm late , I'm sorry I had to work until 3am this morning .

At 4/11/09 08:40 AM, stafffighter wrote:

At 4/10/09 10:25 AM, SevenSeize wrote:



I CARE ABOUT MY FISH, IS THAT SO WRONG??????

I care about mine. Although people seem to find it weird that I named them.

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Hey, this is so weird...I've named fish before as well.....
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There was Crispy, & Tastey... No too mention my very favorite, Pan Fried :)