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At 4/3/09 11:46 PM, hansari wrote: Is that the stuff that makes your hair stand up on edge? Is it chemically fine?

All I know is my grandfather used to swear by it, and I never once saw the guy take an actual razor and cream to his face.

At 4/3/09 11:57 PM, fli wrote: Guess it's a matter of taste.

Pretty much, man.

I "manscape" more for function than I do for looks; I'm a hairy bastard, and if I don't put some effort into it, life gets pretty uncomfortable for me. And that's all I'm saying on the matter, personally.

As far as ladies go, I'm okay with body hair, just don't let it get out of control. I saw a lady at work yesterday that had arms hairier than my own, and that's just wrong. I look like an albino sasquatch as it is and this lady was just... *shiver*

I shave maybe once a week, twice if I'm expected to be someplace nice.

I keep sharp objects away from my nether regions. I'm pretty bad about shaving my face, let alone other areas.

Hey, in 2012, if the world goes to shit, can we find a basement and just drink Armageddon away?

At 4/3/09 10:41 PM, Proteas wrote: That may be your problem right there; electric shavers are meant for daily use, trimming off fine stubble and the like. I'd recommend using it a little more often on short hair (five o'clock shadow or less), and pretreat your face with something like Lectric Shave.

The fuck is a "Lectric Shave"? Be a man and do it without cream in the shower. Learn to do that, and you'll have a rough, full face of awesome in no time.

Speaking of wussy ways to shave, does any man on Earth "shave" with Nair?

At 4/3/09 11:57 PM, fli wrote: I'm personally am a manscapist-- and when I fix the downstairs... I also fix the upstairs too. (Fix my beard-- when I have it... trip nose hairs, pluck out ear hairs, make sure my eyebrows aren't going bushy.)

Last time I tried to mess with an eyebrow, I kinda shaved a corner of it off on accident. Haven't touched 'em since. Turns out, my eyebrows don't grow too bushy anyways.

At 4/4/09 12:13 AM, Proteas wrote: As far as ladies go, I'm okay with body hair, just don't let it get out of control. I saw a lady at work yesterday that had arms hairier than my own, and that's just wrong. I look like an albino sasquatch as it is and this lady was just... *shiver*

Weird as it sounds... because this should portend to my own tastes, but I'm grossed out with hairy girls. I know, I know... bad fli, bad fli.

But maybe it's because my mother, who has all Sangre Indio in her to have a near total absence of body hair. I never grew up seeing my mom with any hair on her legs, arms, arm pits, upper lip. And that went the same with my maternal grandmother.

And my sister keeps her legs and arms always smooth by all sort of depilitary means. And so when I see my paternal aunt, who has rather hair legs, wear tan colored stockings-- and when I see that mattered hair form a very dark color area on her shins... I just go, "Bleeeechhh..."

And yet--
I love a hairy brawny guy cute guy-- like young Alec Baldwin, or Patrick Warburton.

At 4/3/09 09:03 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Depends on the girl. Nami likes tomatoes. No one likes weeds.

When I first started playing the game (A Wonderful Life, the only one I've ever played), I lived off the weeds because I was confused as to what I was supposed to do.

Got it right away. Have you played any of the Rune Factory games? It took me four months to beat Rune Factory 2. I was able to play more once I unfortunately became unemployed, and I'm now on my second playthrough. This time, I'm gonna try playing as a girl in the second generation.

Basically, Rune Factory is Harvest Moon with a sword. I tried the first one on a whim and was sucked in. You're not just limited to farming--there's stuff like forging and compounding medicine, not to mention macking on the local village women.

I've never played that, though it sounds pretty cool. Once I have more time to myself again for a wee while, I'll look into getting back into video games. That said, I'll keep an eye out for any games that people have said were good. I have two weeks now, and I might get back into Harvest Moon again: it sucks me in, and it's possibly the nicest game I have.

You know, now that I think of it, this wasn't even the first time I made a pointless Harvest Moon reference on Newgrounds, although that one probably came about more from boredom than as a passing reference.

At 4/3/09 11:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I don't shave my legs, but there are other parts of my body I shave,

~:)

about the cross bow. Yes. One that kills.

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I was talking to a good friend of mine, & he is planning on buying a crossbow this summer as well. So if his cousin also gets one we'll be going in to get 4 of them & we've been told that we can save at least $100.00 off each &/or get accessories thrown in because of the size of the purchase :)

I am planing to do a lot of hay bale killing.
I like killing hay bales , first because they move very little, if at all.
Second they don't bleed all over the place no matter how many times you shoot them.
Third there's no screaming or bellowing if you only 'wound' them, (I've never even heard one make a sound on its own)
Fourth because of their almost complete lack of self movement, you can measure out distances & practice hitting certain areas & seeing how your bolt drops etc.
Another great reason for choosing a hay bale is they only cost $2.00 to buy one (so you can get several for a reasonable price)

On the down side of hay bale killing...they taste horrible & no matter how you cook them the flavor can be hidden but it can't be improved.

At 4/4/09 09:33 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I wish I could still have caffeine. :-(

;;;Me TOO! ! ! ! !
But it is now day 10 & still haven't had a drink (of any alcohol product) am sticking to the bland diet & just trying to stay busy so that it keeps my mind off of it. Drinking nothing but water & watered down juices has become a chore as well. I know I have to drink fluids...not enjoying them becomes noticable very quickly.

Not drinking (beer & booze) hasn't been the problem...not being able to eat (& I never realised jus how much I enjoyed some foods) what I want is the hardest part of this process. Plus antacid tablets SUCK .

At 4/4/09 10:11 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I've been at it for a few months now, so I'm proud of myself.

I do drink tea, but it's herbal and has some of the hormones I need to take in it and no caffeine.

;;;Someone told me at work yesterday that I might be able to drink 'green tea' I have never had it & I'll google it to see if its restricted on diets for people with ulcers before I go out shopping with my hone today.

But now, I have to go to wal mart and fill up my cart with easter candy.

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I have also been told that "White Chocolate" (which isn't chocolate at all ) is something I might be able to have in moderation :) :) :) :) :0

At 4/4/09 12:50 AM, Christopherr wrote: The fuck is a "Lectric Shave"?

Lectric Shave is a pre-shave skin conditioner for people who use electric shavers. What it actually does differently from shaving cream, I'm not entirely sure.

Be a man and do it without cream in the shower. Learn to do that, and you'll have a rough, full face of awesome in no time.

And women won't go near you because your face will be like sandpaper.

Speaking of wussy ways to shave, does any man on Earth "shave" with Nair?

Never messed with it, so your guess is as good as mine.

Personally? I don't want anything that's capable of melting hair off anywhere near my face, which is funny considering I shave with a little piece of steel sharper than a damn samurai sword...

At 4/4/09 10:25 AM, morefngdbs wrote: ;;;Someone told me at work yesterday that I might be able to drink 'green tea' I have never had it & I'll google it to see if its restricted on diets for people with ulcers before I go out shopping with my hone today.

Have you thought about getting a vitamin b-12 supplement, to replace your caffeine?

I'm addicted to Arizona Green Tea and their Southern Style Sweet Tea. If anything gets me off of pop (soda to you heathens), it'll be that. Great stuff.

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

Did not need to hear THAT much about shaving.

I rather talk about Supernatural.

That will be all.

At 4/4/09 01:05 PM, SevenSeize wrote: HEY BRIAN, WATCHMEN IS AWESOME.

Do you have to say that everywhere?

Fine.

CSI: Miami is better.

There.

I'm just glad they finally killed Brando... I mean Alastair...

On a related note: Smallville is a TERRIBLE show. Why do I keep watching it?

At 4/4/09 01:17 PM, Ravariel wrote: On a related note: Smallville is a TERRIBLE show. Why do I keep watching it?

Because everyone likes to see Tom Wellings' rock hard abs?

Just sayin'.

At 4/4/09 01:05 PM, SevenSeize wrote

Between you chaps, my kids at school, and my son, I spent 250 bucks.

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Sweet blistering jesus (that's swearing up here) $250 bucks for candy ! ! !
You should have photographed that .

can any of you imagine just how hyper, you could get a classroom full of kids on that much chocolate ! ! !

At 4/4/09 01:17 PM, Ravariel wrote: On a related note: Smallville is a TERRIBLE show. Why do I keep watching it?

Kristin Kreuk?

At 4/4/09 01:33 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 4/4/09 01:17 PM, Ravariel wrote: On a related note: Smallville is a TERRIBLE show. Why do I keep watching it?

Kristin Kreuk?

Eh, she's barely on the show anymore and Allison Mack is cuter anyway. Seriously... I can't think of a redeeming feature now that Michael Rosenbaum is off the show (Sam Witwer maybe)... all it does is pee all over the canon that I like.

Seriously... doomsday showing up before he can fly? Did they even READ the damn comic?

At 4/4/09 01:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 4/4/09 01:31 PM, morefngdbs wrote: You should have photographed that .

here's some of it

That's almost scarey ! ! !

can any of you imagine just how hyper, you could get a classroom full of kids on that much chocolate ! ! !

That's why I give it to them before they go home. Then they get hyper for their parents who don't support me all year and call me to talk about Twilight.

;;;;Well I have never thought of you as being stupid or a dumb person...& sending them home with the goodies & let them bounce off the walls at home proves I was right... very smart move IMO.

At 4/4/09 02:22 PM, SevenSeize wrote: get them all pregnant and see who can have the most babies at once and everyone sings and theres judges.

;;;; scarey...no terrifying is closer to the truth.

I'm going to get my sweetie to hide under the bed, sounds like not a womb in the area is safe !

At 4/4/09 01:52 PM, Ravariel wrote: Eh, she's barely on the show anymore and Allison Mack is cuter anyway. Seriously... I can't think of a redeeming feature now that Michael Rosenbaum is off the show (Sam Witwer maybe)... all it does is pee all over the canon that I like.

Yeah I've never really watched it. Just googled Allison Mack, and I agree. she is cuter.

Seriously... doomsday showing up before he can fly? Did they even READ the damn comic?

Havent you learnt when dealing with re-makes or adaptations or transformations of classic things, it is imperative that the writers no next to nothing of the original?

I watched Smallville for all of one seasons when it was on abc family (or was it fox family then?...then it became wb family..) I didn't mind it, it was sort of cool (as a teenager) to see a Clark Kent who was an angsty teen like me.

I don't trust a chemical that will make my body hair fall off...

Today I did a very sad thing and brought my free skiing skis and snowboard home. My teaching skis are still at the mountain, but it was sad. A lot of the mountain is closed. There's some concert with Eve 6 there tonight, but it's miserable out, so fuck that shit.

I'm making beef stew for dinner

I don't know if I said this in here or not, but this week I got into the only political science honor society in the US, Pi Sigma Alpha.

At 4/4/09 04:32 PM, Malachy wrote:

I watched Smallville for all of one seasons when it was on abc family (or was it fox family then?...then it became wb family..) I didn't mind it, it was sort of cool (as a teenager) to see a Clark Kent who was an angsty teen like me.

What I really like about Smallville is that they took the time for pacing. Lex Luthor was reasonably sympathetic for like 5 or 6 years. They never got nervious about needing an overt villian and they kept it paced. It was brilliant.

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Today I did a very sad thing and brought my free skiing skis and snowboard home. My teaching skis are still at the mountain, but it was sad. A lot of the mountain is closed. There's some concert with Eve 6 there tonight, but it's miserable out, so fuck that shit.

So, your sad your skis are going to see Eve 6 without you?

I don't know if I said this in here or not, but this week I got into the only political science honor society in the US, Pi Sigma Alpha.

Congrats, man.

At 4/4/09 04:32 PM, Malachy wrote: Today I did a very sad thing and brought my free skiing skis and snowboard home. My teaching skis are still at the mountain, but it was sad. A lot of the mountain is closed. There's some concert with Eve 6 there tonight, but it's miserable out, so fuck that shit.

How long would you say it takes to learn how to ski/snowboard?

My friends are planning a trip there for a weekend, but I'm not sure if I wanna make the serious monetary investment if I don't learn.

It'll be fun no doubt, but I don't wanna spend all that money just to fall on my ass all day.

At 4/4/09 06:21 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: you guys I just watched a documentary about about the Organ trade (human organ trading) and back alley abortions. my god how atrocius.

You expected a movie about those things to be a light musical?