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At 3/20/09 05:17 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I just spent the entire day with the gal I'm crazy about treating me as a very good friend. This situation calls for Whiskey...

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That's too bad man. I can't really share the feeling, but I can't imagine it's particularly good. Follow Ms. Seize's advice, I say, however tricky that may be. With relationships, advice is hard to live on, but it might make great TV. I've always had a bit of a warped philosophy. I'll drink to your future relationship health.

Also:

Hugs for Seven!

Yes yes yes, hugs all round, yes? <3

At 3/20/09 06:28 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 3/20/09 06:21 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

IM IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES IM IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES!!!%$%$##@@#@#%$%$

I beleived it more from Stewie than I did Tom, and I beleive it from you most of all.

There's something else I can safely drink to.

At 3/20/09 06:37 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Man I wish I were kidding. This more honestly becomes my serious system of belief every day.

There's nothing wrong with that sir. I have spent times looking through your hateful anti-gospels, and a series of interesting times they have been. I can't share the fundamentals of it all, but... well, it's interesting! I also prefer your interpretation of hate to that of an old friend of mine. You have your methods, he... screams when people tell him to pick his socks out of the shower?

I'm writing the passages of alienation for my Bible of depression. That, I can now drink to. Self-pity, woowoowoo.

At 3/20/09 06:48 PM, SevenSeize wrote: if you mean medication for being crazy, then also, no. They've basically told me to give up any hope of ever being considered normal.

Haha, wow, someone said that to me once. On top of that, it was the only woman to admit to liking me in both ways. Ah, good times.

Actually, no. It's quite sad. I'll drink to it I think.

But most importantly, not many of us here can be considered normal, and that's makes us all great, right? ;)

At 3/20/09 06:48 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Funk, if you started a religion, I would join.

Member +1

At 3/20/09 06:55 PM, Christopherr wrote: I don't know you well, but you really don't strike me as a truly hateful person.

I get that a lot, actually. My vocalist thinks I'm a total teddy bear, and I'm like "Dude! I once tracked down a guy who beat me up when I was 13 and ripped out his fucking earring!" (I was 19 at the time)

But yeah, I'm a very polite, very easy going type dude... if I have no reason not to be. If I don't like you morally, though.... I'm a vicious son of a bitch. It literally took me years to get some self control over that; like, my entire teenage years to young adulthood.

I once choked a close friend with a belt, beating him so badly he had to tell his girlfriend he fell out of a tree. I've knocked teeth out of my old guitarist's head (boxing match) and I've cut my old bass player's eye TWICE (both mosh pits) I once stabbed a skinhead (he tried to hump me). I raped a guy in the middle of a bar once (not you keith... that was consentual) for even THINKING throwing a punch at me was a good idea. Wait a minute... I'm still a young adult...and some of that shit was LAST YEAR.

FUCK.

You actually seem kinda nice, once you get past the fact that you might enjoy watching me die.

This is the part where I realize I have a pocket full of tickets I'm selling to watch my drinking buddy Tony Myers get whacked up with broken glass in a hardcore wrestling match, the last video of which was so shocking and gruesome it was pulled off of youtube for vulgarity.

GODAMNIT I wish I were kidding.

At 3/20/09 08:09 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Our church has communion 5 times a day only it's a hard liquor and we take it from a shot glass at the altar and not some fancy cup like they do irl.

Lol, I should buy an old church and turn into a place of sin, where every is engaging in drunken orgies. I should name it the Church of Hedonism.

At 3/20/09 08:52 PM, ThePretenders wrote:

Lol, I should buy an old church and turn into a place of sin, where every is engaging in drunken orgies. I should name it the Church of Hedonism.

Aren't you in the slightest bit worried that there may be a God?

*cough*

*straightens glasses*

Let me rephrase that... would you people kindly please not post so much? This is to much to read.

At 3/20/09 09:15 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm a scientologist I'll have you know.

Now... that's a startling revelation for me...

I saw Watchmen tonight. It was worlds better than I expected, but it could've done better. The start had a lot of backstory fat that could've been cut out, and the end really, really dragged out. I guess you could sum those up in two words: too long.

At 3/20/09 07:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I get that a lot, actually. My vocalist thinks I'm a total teddy bear, and I'm like "Dude! I once tracked down a guy who beat me up when I was 13 and ripped out his fucking earring!" (I was 19 at the time)
But yeah, I'm a very polite, very easy...
FUCK.

I sometimes fantasize about having the opportunity to put people I meet under the knife, I don't understand why. But I mean it in a nonviolent way.

This is the part where I realize I have a pocket full of tickets I'm selling to watch my drinking buddy Tony Myers get whacked up with broken glass in a hardcore wrestling match, the last video of which was so shocking and gruesome it was pulled off of youtube for vulgarity.

He consented to it, not your problem if he gets whooped on.

GODAMNIT I wish I were kidding.

Would it be too much to ask if you would upload it to rapidshare (or one of its other companions)? That just sounds plain awesome.

Seven....do I even need to say you have my <3 and sympathy at this point? I think it's pretty well understood now. You need me, I'm here. Also, sue them fuckers at that school! Yay class actions!!! Thank God the wee one is alright. Get him some Batman comics or something as a reward.

I also went to the movies tonight, and saw The Last House On The Left. I'd say it's skippable honestly. The original is one of the most brutal flicks I've seen in terms of subject matter (if not overall execution) it for me was a "one and done" kind of watch because I really probably couldn't take a second viewing, it's just a very hopeless film, and it succeeds very well in showing that violence is not glamorous, it's not fun, it's horrible and it's ugly. This new movie? Pretty much just a slightly more brutal slasher movie, the ending is changed to work more happily, good triumphing over evil, all that shit. Basically, it was exactly what I figured it would be, a more sanitized up, mainstream friendly version. Cunningham and Craven have proven beyond doubt to me now that they'll do anything for the pay check.

I went with my sister to Blockbuster Video's Twilight Midnight Party.
I was ready to have the worst time...
I HATED that movie.

But, they had games... like, they hide these black forks in the store-- and anyone who found one could get a free video rental. (Forks because the town in the movie was called Fork.)

I found 6--
so i got 6 free movies.

it was competitive... I had this guy to compete, who was crazy insane about this.
I got these for free...
Bug
In the Valley of Elah
Coneheads
Choke
Streetcar Named Desire
first disc of season 2 of Dexter. (I hope it will be good like the first.)

At 3/20/09 06:37 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I used to, until they all kind of melded into the Path of Hate. Now I follow the Church of Hate, which is a pseudo christian cult combining all the most evil parts of messianic and abrahamic traditions.

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WOW.
Just wondering if possibly your initials are R.S. ?
I've got a good friend who I've know for years & he follows a path he calls " Pure Hate"

It's what gets him through the day, its what allows him to focus & not harm all of those, who in his view, so rightly deserve it.
How many times I've heard him say 'I'm just runnin' on pure hate right now ! - I cannot count that high!

interesting how something like this can evolve in different places by people who don't even know each other. That is of course if your not a Nova Scotia resident with the initials R.S.

At 3/20/09 06:21 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/20/09 10:55 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Anyone who thinks you need to lose weight has ROCKS in the space their brain is suppose to occupy

You're awesome. If I buy necklaces that say BFF on it, can I wear half and you wear half? We can get one for your lady too, share the <3.

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I'm not much for wearing jewelery. I've got like 2 necklaces ones silver with my name written in Mayan,in gold & the others a leather cord with a polished rock on it. But you must have heard the saying 'everything runs in threes' ;)
????bff

BFF -?- beautiful fullfigured female
BFF-?-beautiful female friend
BFF-?- best friends finally
BFF-?- barely friends for-now
BFF-?- battered fried fish
BFF-?- big french fries
BFF-?- best fuckin' friend (I know I swear too much)

The premise you're born hateful and needy is valid if you've spent 10 seconds around babies, infants and toddlers.

That's not to say they aren't a blessing, but it's a more brutally honest hypothesis that has foundations in numerous pyschological theories.

Hate is not bad in and of itself. Hate is the creme de la creme of motivational factors; wanting your food and air and shelter requirements met immediately after birth is about as natural as it gets.

At 3/20/09 04:50 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: your a scientologist Seven you do know that Scientology has no credible evidence to back it up?

Does any religion?

Most are based on faith.

Today I bought a three piece suite, and footstool at the grand total of just over £2000.

LINKAGE!

Also started sorting out Carpets for the house today as well. It dawned on me that my dead line for moving into my Dads old house was the 1st of July... which isn't that far away really so need to get a move on really...

Two things:
-Dude, they're making a movie about John Dillinger, and it looks sweet. FUCKING JOHN DILLINGER, THE MOST AWESOME BANK ROBBER EVER. I mean, for fuck's sake, he was a hero in the 30's, he broke out of a prison deemed escape-proof ON HIS OWN, using a homemade "gun" made of wood/soap and black shoe polish. AWESOME.

-Also, I figured I might put up a piece of short writing I had in my computer, everyone's doing it. It's a short piece in which I experimented with train of thought writing, and it holds personal value for me.

Come to think of it, my computer's writing files have gotten kinda large, I'm gonna start backing it up to a flash drive.

At 3/21/09 11:55 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Today I bought a three piece suite, and footstool at the grand total of just over £2000.

LINKAGE!

Also started sorting out Carpets for the house today as well. It dawned on me that my dead line for moving into my Dads old house was the 1st of July... which isn't that far away really so need to get a move on really...

Lol.....I thought for a second "wait, a three piece suit? He misspelled it,...." then after clicking on the link made more sense.

Anyways, good luck on that move.

At 3/21/09 01:40 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Lol.....I thought for a second "wait, a three piece suit? He misspelled it,...." then after clicking on the link made more sense.

If it was a suit, then for that amount of cash it would have bo be made from gold...

Anyways, good luck on that move.

Gonna need it as I need to get the last bits sorted whilst freaking out over my uni exams and my History Presentation which is 25 minutes long....

At 3/21/09 01:56 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: If it was a suit, then for that amount of cash it would have bo be made from gold...

Nah, suit CAN get up to be that high, but they're really nice that way. At that point you're paying for tailoring.

Gonna need it as I need to get the last bits sorted whilst freaking out over my uni exams and my History Presentation which is 25 minutes long....

Oh fun. What's the topic?

At 3/21/09 02:04 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Nah, suit CAN get up to be that high, but they're really nice that way. At that point you're paying for tailoring.

Jesus christ... I'd be too damns cared to wear a suit that expensive...

Oh fun. What's the topic?

The Italian Invasion of Abyssinia and how the crisis affect Brtisih relations with italy and the Nazi's. It is in fact as interesting as it sounds.

At 3/21/09 11:55 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Today I bought a three piece suite,

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You didn't buy the white leather one !!!??? did you ?

I wouldn't wish the job of constant cleaning that ,to try & keep it white, on my worst enemy.

At 3/21/09 02:09 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 3/21/09 11:55 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Today I bought a three piece suite,

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You didn't buy the white leather one !!!??? did you ?

I wouldn't wish the job of constant cleaning that ,to try & keep it white, on my worst enemy.

No :P The salesman in fact warned me off buying white leather. I bought that style but in a burgundy colour.

At 3/21/09 02:13 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 3/21/09 02:09 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 3/21/09 11:55 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Today I bought a three piece suite,

You didn't buy the white leather one !!!???

No :P The salesman in fact warned me off buying white leather. I bought that style but in a burgundy colour.

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When I first married, the wife had to have a leather couch & love seat. it was a light golden color...I called it bleached yellow, but it was something that looked great, you just couldn't us it.

Isn't it nice to have sales people who actually know something about a product ?
My new leather chair & ottoman are what's called here 'Cranberry' a deep reddish brown. its easy to care for.

At 3/21/09 11:30 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Its an American teenage girl cliche thing, BFF best friends forever.

SEVEN...I am an old guy, who had no sisters, I have 2 daughters...but I knew/know nothing about teen trends anywhere !?
Although I was around teenage girls in high school, I understood them as much as I understand Quantum mechanics. I was into sailing & riding my dirt bike, I worked nights & week ends to pay for it, from the time I was 13 (grade seven) during the school year until I was 18 (grade 12), in the summer I spent a lot of time sailing or biking...so it left little time for girls & no money for anything else. Not complaining, but I missed all the dances, the prom's, I never bothered.
I seem to remember going from Halifax to Cape Breton to race in a weekend long cross country dirt bike race with one of my cousins for my senior prom, I can't remember why I didn't attend the junior one

Karina Beorlegui is ausom.
That is all.

At 3/21/09 11:55 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Today I bought a three piece suite, and footstool at the grand total of just over £2000.

LINKAGE!

lol, and I thought my b-day party was expensive.

At 3/21/09 02:54 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: lol, and I thought my b-day party was expensive.

Apparently 2k for a three piece suite is quite reasonable...

At 3/21/09 12:30 PM, Christopherr wrote: Two things:
-Dude, they're making a movie about John Dillinger, and it looks sweet. FUCKING JOHN DILLINGER, THE MOST AWESOME BANK ROBBER EVER. I mean, for fuck's sake, he was a hero in the 30's, he broke out of a prison deemed escape-proof ON HIS OWN, using a homemade "gun" made of wood/soap and black shoe polish. AWESOME.

I've seen ads for this. Jonny Depp plays him and Christian Bale plays the cop on his tail. As much as I like and respect both of those actors I'm not looking for anything mindblowing about this. Just a fun tommy gun shoot em up.

At 3/21/09 03:57 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 3/21/09 02:54 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: lol, and I thought my b-day party was expensive.

Apparently 2k for a three piece suite is quite reasonable...

But then again, it´s not like 2k is chump change either. Not in any decent currency anyway.

Anyhow. Good gracious gnosticism, the exams are over. SPRING BREEEEEEAAAAAK!

Anyone up for a party? Saunas, ice baths and koskenkorva for everyone at my place! Bring "The Usual" accessories, but an overall dress code is nonexistent. Participants can show up whenever they feel like it, but the last one to attend the party gets a special prize. In contrast to poozy however, I can´t guarantee that the prize is not a penis or penis-related.

It´s not rape if you yell surprise first. Ooops did I write that out loud?

At 3/21/09 03:57 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 3/21/09 02:54 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: lol, and I thought my b-day party was expensive.

Apparently 2k for a three piece suite is quite reasonable...

For you.