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At 2/21/09 04:59 PM, stafffighter wrote: Did anyone else play Hero Quest? I had no idea that was part of a larger world when I got it. Mind you I was like 10

I played Warhammer.

Too much RPG for me.

got up at 6 to go to my grandmothers to go make sausages; the drinking started at 8:30ish (earlier for some), with plenty of sharp cutting and grinding implements being used.

sort of related;
while i didn't take part in the straight razor discussions it did get me wanting one. it turns out my grandfather had a number of straight razors and a leather&cloth strop. so i now have a (no longer rusty) wooden handle folding Puma Solingen straight razor and said strop.

needs polishing since sandpaper leaves grind marks on the sides of the blade.

At 2/21/09 02:24 AM, fli wrote: This is probably a bad time for a lot of us to ask who are you...

I posted here for a couple of years.. only in the C&C...

Meh.

At 2/21/09 10:59 PM, Lotus wrote: I posted here for a couple of years.. only in the C&C...

So, why were you leaving those clubs and crews?

Oh wow!

Sorry, wrong regs thread guys. :P

lol

Also: cocks

Woo hoo! I've got a threat of legal action from a no-talent, sue-happy fuckwit of an idiot who has no grounds to threaten legal action to begin with!

I guess I've finally joined the 21st Century, then?

You know, I figured when they gave out free flu shots at school I would possibly avoid the shitty flu of death...but alas, it seems you get what you pay for.

6 month obligatory post.

At 2/22/09 09:18 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: Woo hoo! I've got a threat of legal action from a no-talent, sue-happy fuckwit of an idiot who has no grounds to threaten legal action to begin with!

I guess I've finally joined the 21st Century, then?

Oh fun.

What's the suit?

Just out of curiosity.

At 2/22/09 10:48 AM, Malachy wrote: You know, I figured when they gave out free flu shots at school I would possibly avoid the shitty flu of death...but alas, it seems you get what you pay for.

Now you have to buy medicene and contribute to the American health care system. If you miss enough school and have to retake courses then you'll also be pumping money into our educational system. Doesn't it feel good to be a good citizen?

At 2/22/09 11:46 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 2/22/09 09:18 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: Woo hoo! I've got a threat of legal action from a no-talent, sue-happy fuckwit of an idiot who has no grounds to threaten legal action to begin with!

I guess I've finally joined the 21st Century, then?

Oh fun.

What's the suit?

Just out of curiosity.

Yes, do tell. What have you gotten yourself into? Or, should I say, what has HE managed to get himself into?

At 2/22/09 10:48 AM, Malachy wrote: You know, I figured when they gave out free flu shots at school I would possibly avoid the shitty flu of death...but alas, it seems you get what you pay for.

I also got one of those, but they openly stated that the possibility of the vaccine to be ineffective was about 50%. Since there were several bugs heading our way, and they only had the time to develop one type of vaccine, they would not guarantee full immunity. But hey, I am alive and well while my family coughs, get fevers and pukes all the time, so I guess it worked out fine for me.

Anyhow. Is it me or are the topics on the board more inflamed than usual? Perhaps I just reading the wrong posts.

Once again. i suggest an Oscar pool.
I really think this is going to be a good year for Nazis.

At 2/22/09 11:46 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 2/22/09 09:18 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: Woo hoo! I've got a threat of legal action from a no-talent, sue-happy fuckwit of an idiot who has no grounds to threaten legal action to begin with!

I guess I've finally joined the 21st Century, then?

Oh fun.

What's the suit?

Just out of curiosity.

I found this as a blog comment awaiting approval on my work Myspace the other day:

I have forwarded this to my agent 7/1/2009 who will be dealing with this directly in the next two months re the legalities of F5 brand and logos etc being used in any way and or mis-representation of me. Could you please send a suitable contact address

Kindest Regards
Talentless Moronic Headfuck

There's a slight issue here:
1.) I didn't mention her (or anyone else) by name in said blog, so misrepresentation is non-existent.
2.) I was 1/5 of F-5 Films, as was she.
3.) F-5 Films was wound up in May/June 2006.
4.) The logos never featured in said blog.

She's got a habit of this - she's literally holding tapes of a short made in 2004 hostage, and threatening legal action whenever the Producer or First AD of the shoot ask for them (despite the fact they have claim to them over her) or, more amusingly, she had a blog up threatening legal action against a hairdresser for doing a bad cut. Anyone with half a braincell would refuse to pay, and demand a better job be done, FFS!

Of course, she outdoes herself by asking for contact details: if you're going to threaten legal action, you should know where to send it to, not ask for it - for the simple reason I may well give her the address of Wrigley Field.

The fact is the company was wound up to get rid of her, as she was pissing off both the members of the company, numerous contacts and our friends, should've hit home by now, you'd think...

At 2/22/09 02:19 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: The fact is the company was wound up to get rid of her, as she was pissing off both the members of the company, numerous contacts and our friends, should've hit home by now, you'd think...

Fun stuff.

If I were you, I'd let it play out, if you have the time, money, and mental level to do so. Because despite this is going to be a huge amount of stress either way, if the case moves forward you are dead certain to win, assuming from what you've posted here is all you know. Furthermore, not only will you win, but this will prevent her from pulling this trick again.

At 2/22/09 02:13 PM, stafffighter wrote: Once again. i suggest an Oscar pool.
I really think this is going to be a good year for Nazis.

Deal.

BRIAN'S PREDICTIONS

Leading Actor: Sean Penn, MILK (tough, torn between him and Mickey Rouke, but being an SF native and heavily influenced by Harvey Milk, have to go with Sean Penn)

Leading Actress: Melissa Leo, FROZEN RIVER

Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, THE DARK KNIGHT (who else?)

Supporting Actress: Marisa Tomei THE WRESTLER

Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire

so first attempt at shaving with straight razor worked, almost did it without any nicks (though they didn't bleed for as long as safety razor cuts do). technique and blade sharpness must be increased!

The Official Sexual Abuse Poem-
Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to do you in the butt.

At 2/22/09 06:38 PM, SuperDeagle wrote: The Official Sexual Abuse Poem-
Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to do you in the butt.

But that doesn't rhyme
A better version would be

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you're very pretty
and I want to do you.

At 2/22/09 06:46 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: But that doesn't rhyme
A better version would be

The poem wasn't intended to rhyme, it was suppose to start off nice and sweet and then become really blunt and straight forward. Much like rape.

At 2/22/09 06:49 PM, SuperDeagle wrote:

At 2/22/09 06:46 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: But that doesn't rhyme
A better version would be

The poem wasn't intended to rhyme, it was suppose to start off nice and sweet and then become really blunt and straight forward. Much like rape.

in the butt?

My love for you is like a truck;
When I'm with you I want to hold hands.

At 2/22/09 02:36 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 2/22/09 02:13 PM, stafffighter wrote: Once again. i suggest an Oscar pool.
I really think this is going to be a good year for Nazis.

Deal.

BRIAN'S PREDICTIONS

Ok, sticking to the main catagories. I have no objections to that.

Supporting actor: Ledger

Supporting actress: Viola Davis

Actor: I want Mickey Rourke to win put Pen is just a lock.

Actress: Kate Winslet. Because she plays a Nazi, who gets naked.

Movie: Slumdog millionare.

Best Song: Jai Ho

Director: Gus Van Zant

I won't give myself points for director or song if no one else votes in them.

At 2/22/09 02:19 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: for the simple reason I may well give her the address of Wrigley Field.

Nah, if you're going to give her a fake address, give her one that won't be obvious until her lawyer shows up to give the summons.

Give them the address of an adult bookstore, or a gay bar.

Bonus points if the phone number you give them is one of those $1.99 a minute phone-sex lines.

At 2/22/09 09:11 PM, Proteas wrote:
Bonus points if the phone number you give them is one of those $1.99 a minute phone-sex lines.

1. Best 4 dollars you ever spent.

2. I never would have guessed that Beyonce sounds exactly like Olivia Newton John.

At 2/22/09 09:56 PM, stafffighter wrote: 1. Best 4 dollars you ever spent.

A friend at work pulled that off on a member of management one day.

He called up something like "1-800-MANMEAT" (or equivalent gay phonesex line), put them on hold, and transferred the call the on duty manager mobile department phone.

I wasn't witness to this incident, but I've heard that the guy's reaction was priceless.

2. I never would have guessed that Beyonce sounds exactly like Olivia Newton John.

.... huh?

At 2/22/09 10:07 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/22/09 09:56 PM, stafffighter wrote:
2. I never would have guessed that Beyonce sounds exactly like Olivia Newton John.

.... huh?

She joined Hue Jackman for a musical number. Since it was about music in movies naturally Grease was brought up. And I'm not kidding, she sounds exactly the same.

Also, yay Heath. The score is now one to one.

Also, also, to cut the seriousness

At 2/22/09 10:11 PM, stafffighter wrote: Also, yay Heath. The score is now one to one.

Oh, the Academy Awards are on. I had no clue what you were talking about there.

Also, also, to cut the seriousness

On second thought, this probably would have been more in keeping with the topic of discussion...