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At 2/4/09 01:18 PM, SolInvictus wrote: to the batmobile, na na na na na na na na Batman...batman...

Alrighty then.

Well the truck's unstuck & in a more upright position & I even dug a path about 2 ft wide all the way up to the road.
Tell me again how horrible it is to be in 30 degree C + weather again.
I need more motivation to come down there & stuff a snowman up your ....."whooooie that's cold"
Shit !
I forgot to take a photo.

Well, the fact that I'm listening to the Cherry Poppin Daddies station on Pandora makes the fact that we're having -15* F wind chills seem not so bad.

You just can't be in a bad mood listening to Swing, Ska, and Funk.

Doublepost

At 2/4/09 02:16 PM, Ravariel wrote: You just can't be in a bad mood listening to Swing, Ska, and Funk.

Prewf.

Lies.

I cut my TEETH playing old P-FUNK covers/jazz. I'm listening to jazz right now, in fact.

I couldn't possibly be filled with more hate and vitriole.

Exception that proves the rule.

At 2/4/09 11:24 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Not that they don't put on a great live show, they're just angsty whenever I here them on radio, at friends' places, burned CDs... lounge threads.

You want angst? You want dark? Here you go....

I woke up and poured bleach in my cup
and downed 35 lortabs and now I'm givin' no fucks
Just 24 I was left to myself
Got the whole day of livin'
Gotta live it 'till my last breath

I took some blows to the nose
Fucked some ho's
Grabbed the fo-fo
and shot the motha-fucka the front door
Then stashed the keys to his five series
In the front seat now I'm steady runnin gunnin' at police

On my way to the next stop, freebasin' crack rock
Main-veinin' black tar and tearin' up the whole block
Then pulled up to the Bnk-of-America,
steady dodgin' bullets like a cartoon character
I grabbed the clerk
Told her "Empty out the safe"
Threw all the money on the ground and shot the bitch in her face

Only 23 hours time's runnin' out
Fuck all this waitin', I put the barrel in my own mouth

Chorus [repeat 4x];
Last day alive, countin' down my life
(I'm with grim reaper, every hour I fall deeper)

My last day, put me up in prison
'Cause I'm hangin' myself, with my hatchet chain
And what of my children? Those days are gone
What the fuck you gonna do? All I know is somethin's goin' work too
In these last days I'm straight up rog-doggin' these crusty ass hoes
Who want to stay but fuck it.
What's the use? Hey, I'm dead anyway
Walk the walk, talk the talk, what the fuck you gonna say?

I get on my knees and pray to God
Alah, Budda, yo... whoever pays.
It don't matter to me because I'm burnin'
And in these couple days I'm a earn it,

Filthy, useless, don't confuse it
It's my last couple days alive and I'm a use 'em up
Motha-fuck days are up out of luck,
Bottom line is don't get in my way this day and that's real

Chorus [repeat 4x];
Last day alive, countin' down my life
(I'm with grim reaper, every hour I fall deeper)

I got the bad news in a phone call from a doctor
Sayin' that I didn't have long
24 hours and my life's a wreck
And I'm a spend it like a motherfuckin MANIAC

Pullin' up to my old job from back in the day
This playa name Caya let my windex spray
Pull it off on the cops when I just show up
Roll the window down and throw a wicked clown sign up

Time's up in another 8 hours
So I showed up at my baby-mama's bridal shower
Walked up to her with my ax in hand
and cut her head off right in front of her new man

Another quick chop to her mom and dad
and now I'm covered in blood and headed back to my van
My shit-list is almost complete
I've got one more person to kill and that's ME.

Chorus [repeat 4x];
Last day alive, countin' down my life
(I'm with grim reaper, every hour I fall deeper)

100 cool points who to the one who can name the tune and album it's from, 100 more if you can name the individual performers.

Kinda sounds like Rehab, minus the radio edits.

Just going out on a limb, I'm gunna guess they're white. Or at least Obama-white.

"Today was a good day.."

At 2/4/09 05:03 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: Kinda sounds like Rehab, minus the radio edits.

Close.... but no cigar.

There's two BIG hints in the song.

Just going out on a limb, I'm gunna guess they're white.

Yep.

*looks around*

I saw this on 4chan's /b/ just now in a thread about demotivational posters, and thought of seven.

At 2/4/09 12:09 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/4/09 12:03 AM, stafffighter wrote: I dare you to try that shit with Snowculues. The name means he's Herculeus made out of snow.

I've got a spray bottle full of Rainex de-icer windsheild fluid that says he won't last two minutes against me.

You've clearly never met with new england ice. There's stuff here they could have made experimental ww2 boats out of.

Sounds like La Coka Nostra... Ill Bill and the like... prolly way off, but it reminds me of this.

Really? No one was able to pick out the clues in that? You folks disappoint me.

"Last Day Alive" by Boondox, Shaggy 2 Dope, and Blaze Ya Dead Homie, off of "Pychopathics from Outer Space, Volume 3."

On pbs they're doing the mark twain award cerimony for Carlin. If you're a fan how could you not watch?

At 2/4/09 09:08 PM, stafffighter wrote: On pbs they're doing the mark twain award cerimony for Carlin. If you're a fan how could you not watch?

Because they've priests on there singing right now?

Wonderful, Bill Maher is hosting. SHOOT ME.

At 2/4/09 09:35 PM, Proteas wrote: Wonderful, Bill Maher is hosting. SHOOT ME.

Do you want it through the heart so you can have an open casket, or should I blow your brains out and get it over with?

At 2/4/09 10:22 PM, heroicspatula wrote: Do you want it through the heart so you can have an open casket, or should I blow your brains out and get it over with?

Can I take Maher with me, in an old-west style bar-room shootout?

Something about the guy just irritates the snot out of me. I don't know.

I should get out more, gotta conquer this antisocial behavior. Lately, I've been feeling as if I'm standing still while everything goes on around me. All the people I knew in college are settling down and getting married; I'm not going anywhere at all.

Plus, I'm running out of books to read, and I'm near broke. If you didn't know, I'm a voracious reader. You know how some people call themselves voracious readers? I'm actually one. If I gathered together all of the finished books just in my room, the pile would come near the ceiling.

I forgot to tell you guys. I was watching the Bowl with my family... in Tucson... on Comcast cable. My 89-year-old grandmother and my father saw a half-flaccid pornstar's penis while next to me. Not cool.

At 2/4/09 10:56 PM, Christopherr wrote: I forgot to tell you guys. I was watching the Bowl with my family... in Tucson... on Comcast cable. My 89-year-old grandmother and my father saw a half-flaccid pornstar's penis while next to me. Not cool.

LOL, that story just made me literally LOL.

Sorry, I know it wasn't cool...but goddamnit I'm laughing.

At 2/4/09 10:38 PM, Proteas wrote:

Can I take Maher with me, in an old-west style bar-room shootout?

Something about the guy just irritates the snot out of me. I don't know.

Well, if you just want to get him, why not place a .357 right between his eyes, and then continue enjoying your life?

I found the perfect logo.

Not too satanic, but good enough for the job.

I am not responsible if a demon comes out of your computer.

At 2/4/09 10:59 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 2/4/09 10:56 PM, Christopherr wrote: I forgot to tell you guys. I was watching the Bowl with my family... in Tucson... on Comcast cable. My 89-year-old grandmother and my father saw a half-flaccid pornstar's penis while next to me. Not cool.

LOL, that story just made me literally LOL.
Sorry, I know it wasn't cool...but goddamnit I'm laughing.

I could not stop laughing at the time. It was one of those times where things are so strange that you can't help but laugh.

At 2/4/09 11:05 PM, Christopherr wrote: I could not stop laughing at the time. It was one of those times where things are so strange that you can't help but laugh.

I'd imagine. That was a great part of the porno to switch to if you ask me. It's like, not even like some dude pounding a chick, it's trying to get the guy's pants off, and then he shakes his cock around, the timing couldn't have been better.

At 2/4/09 11:31 PM, Malachy wrote: I'd imagine. That was a great part of the porno to switch to if you ask me. It's like, not even like some dude pounding a chick, it's trying to get the guy's pants off, and then he shakes his cock around, the timing couldn't have been better.

What got me was the cameraman telling her to "slap his dick through his pants."

At 2/4/09 11:04 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: I found the perfect logo.

36-24-36, I approve.

Not too satanic, but good enough for the job.

I am not responsible if a demon comes out of your computer.

Not too satanic? The only thing making it more evil would've been nipples on the tits.

You'd need the shemale penis imbruglio to invoke the Screendemon, too, IIRC.

At 2/5/09 07:02 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 2/4/09 05:48 PM, Proteas wrote:

I saw this on 4chan's /b/ just now in a thread about demotivational posters, and thought of seven.

You were on 4chan??? BAD BAD BOY.

What man does not regularly visit /b/ after becoming tainted with the insanity that dwells there? 4chan is a guilty pleasure, and a dark, dark but also randomly hilarious place. Lets just all hope that proteas has not yet been corrupted to the point where he actually saves the images from /b/ in a special folder. And for the sake of his soul, lets hope that he never will do so in the future either.

But now for something completely unrelated. In true T-Fulp style, I have decided to shamelessly promote my best friends art. He has recently taken up drawing again, after being inspired by the sonic x tv-series.

At 2/4/09 11:03 PM, heroicspatula wrote: Well, if you just want to get him, why not place a .357 right between his eyes, and then continue enjoying your life?

Too easy. Besides, I'd like to see how he fairs when he has to make the choice between survival and being perceived as having a tiny penis because he's wielding a gun.

His skull may go KABLOOOIE before I can get a shot off, and thus the situation would solve itself.

At 2/5/09 07:02 AM, SevenSeize wrote: You were on 4chan??? BAD BAD BOY.

I go to 4chan quite a bit, I just usually don't go to look through /b/ because whenever I do, some idiot is always posting child pornography. I usually just stick with the /s/ and /h/ boards, and occaisonally I'll venture into the wallpaper boards.

I used to peruse the 7chan wallpaper boards quite a bit, but I haven't been there in forever...

At 2/5/09 10:03 AM, zephiran wrote: Lets just all hope that proteas has not yet been corrupted to the point where he actually saves the images from /b/ in a special folder.

I snagged a few demotivational posters yesterday, but that was about it. /b/ just isn't my cup of tea.

But now for something completely unrelated. In true T-Fulp style, I have decided to shamelessly promote my best friends art. He has recently taken up drawing again, after being inspired by the sonic x tv-series.

Uh.... okay....

do one brave thing today, then run like hell.

I laughed because that picture's been cut out and taped to my parents fridge for about three years now.

Not the demotivational "courage" part.. and the one on the fridge has a female penguin in the background carrying her purse.... but priceless nonetheless.

Ahhh, here it is. After lurking through the depths of my images I found that one pic that perfectly sums up 4chan. This, ladies and gentlemen, is /b/ in a nutshell.

At 2/5/09 01:54 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: I laughed because that picture's been

;;;;;
You guy's do know, there are no penguin's in the North .
Polar bears in the North...Yes.
Penguins in the Southern Oceans ...Yes
They only meet in encloseurs next to each other in zoos,

I've been to the arctic on several occassions...no penguins....none....I looked & looked & looked....zero ,none ,nanda . damn photoshop.

sorry !