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At 2/2/09 11:34 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Here she is, studying mathematical analysis

Can she do calculus? BTW, I gonna kidnap the cat and use it as a drug mule because the authorities could never suspect a cute cat to commit such crimes.

For some baffling reason, I've started being asked to put a company logo on certain assignments (mostly group assignments), so I've decided to create my own small consulting firm which I use consistently from report to report. Here's the logo:

At 2/3/09 01:54 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 2/3/09 11:22 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I mean, no offense, Skvnky, you're hot and all, but I can't see why everyone's getting all worked up.

Honestly I felt a lot more exposed the first time I wore my Catwoman costume out in public.

Well that fits perfectly with what he said. Catwoman is a very sexual character in both outfit and additude.
The storm hasen't hit us here yet. I feel dissapointed.

At 2/3/09 03:51 PM, stafffighter wrote: Well that fits perfectly with what he said. Catwoman is a very sexual character in both outfit and additude.

Well, and it was a transformational experience - after that, I can pretty much do anything without being uncomfortable. There wasn't even a sense of the unusual when I was wearing the Ivy costume. It was more like trying to carry a jar on my head than being half-naked.

im posting with my new phone. words cannot describe how utterly awesome this phones opera browser is!

full html. javascript works. can even watch youtube *squeek squeek*

I just read the most bitching short story in the Living Dead...
It's a story of a teacher who survived a post apocalyptic zombie world, and she's doing what she loves: teaching children, even if they're rotting zombies.

And she feeds them "chicken" nuggets (made with dead humans) to control them as she reads stories to them.

And she developes a creepy bound with her kids, protects them.

The story is called "This Year's Class Picture" and it's by Dan Simmons...
Go read it, it's just great.

I'm trying to create a logo for my story, problem is, I have no idea what it should be.

Thinking along the lines of something satanic, because it's about Death and Lucifer, but I don't want it to be too heavy.

Thoughts?

At 2/3/09 09:06 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: I'm trying to create a logo for my story, problem is, I have no idea what it should be.

Thinking along the lines of something satanic, because it's about Death and Lucifer, but I don't want it to be too heavy.

Thoughts?

why is the logo important?
Maybe a plain ol' pentagram is fine...

At 2/3/09 07:55 PM, fli wrote: The story is called "This Year's Class Picture" and it's by Dan Simmons...
Go read it, it's just great.

I've read a lot of Simmons work, back when I had my Horror streak... and it was all very good, though possibly too adult for me at the time (I was13-14 or so). I remember this vampire novel, I don't remember the title, but it was super spooky, and hyper-sexualized... Sounds like he hasn't lost his ability to creep people the fuck out.

At 2/3/09 10:02 PM, fli wrote: why is the logo important?
Maybe a plain ol' pentagram is fine...

It's a tradition for me....

Every time I write, I usually doodle something in the margins, something related to the story. Little things that describe the story.

At 2/3/09 02:04 PM, Ravariel wrote: and even Pro's reaction wasn't so much about the pictures as the "here ya go" attitude to a slightly offensive and inappropriate joke.

THANK YOU.

And now a picture for everybody out there who hates this cold weather just as much as I do.

At 2/3/09 10:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote: It was like 65 here today, I went jogging in a tank top and shorts.

.... I want to hate you, but I laugh right now because in a few months it will be 80 with 110% humidity where you are.

At 2/3/09 10:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

It was like 65 here today, I went jogging in a tank top and shorts.

it was above freezing here. i chipped away most of the ice on the walkway

Hi. It was 70 today.

California rocks.

Period.

You can't deny it.

At 2/3/09 11:12 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: You can't deny it.

*starts praying for the San Andreas fault line to erupt*

At 2/3/09 11:18 PM, Proteas wrote: *starts praying for the San Andreas fault line to erupt*

Hey, when it does, you can laugh your ass off. Until then though, I'll be the one laughing.

I WANT TO LOVE YOU.....PYT

You know, you may be a pedophile, but you can still make good music.

At 2/3/09 10:52 PM, Proteas wrote:

THANK YOU.

And now a picture for everybody out there who hates this cold weather just as much as I do.

I dare you to try that shit with Snowculues. The name means he's Herculeus made out of snow.

At 2/4/09 12:03 AM, stafffighter wrote: I dare you to try that shit with Snowculues. The name means he's Herculeus made out of snow.

I've got a spray bottle full of Rainex de-icer windsheild fluid that says he won't last two minutes against me.

At 2/3/09 10:52 PM, Proteas wrote: And now a picture for everybody out there who hates this cold weather just as much as I do.

Heh heh heh...

At 2/4/09 01:29 AM, AntiangelicAngel wrote:

At 2/3/09 10:52 PM, Proteas wrote: And now a picture for everybody out there who hates this cold weather just as much as I do.

Heh heh heh...

Dude, Proteas, you just got bedn'ed.

Gnarly.

cocks

At 2/3/09 11:03 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/3/09 10:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote: It was like 65 here today, I went jogging in a tank top and shorts.

.... I want to hate you, but I laugh right now because in a few months it will be 80 with 110% humidity where you are.

I'm surprised you can do anything beyond think of her jogging in a tank top and shorts...I know I can't...

I mean...hey what was that?

>_>

<_<

At 2/3/09 10:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 2/3/09 07:55 PM, fli wrote:

And she developes a creepy bound with her kids, protects them.

The story is called "This Year's Class Picture" and it's by Dan Simmons...
Go read it, it's just great.

I'm gonna get this. and read it. seriously.

I'd totally teach post apocalytptic zombie children.

Fallout 3 had a school.....

I'm going to scan it.
It's a creepy story, but-- she really really REALLY loves her children, and she loves teaching. The ending is very heart warming too.

At 2/3/09 11:12 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Hi. It was 70 today.

California rocks.

Period.

You can't deny it.

BULLSHIT.

Man, the weathermight be great, but the fucking PEOPLE.

MY GOD.

Frankly, I couldn't fucking live there with all those uppity, pretentious, shallow, entitled, STUPID AS FUCK, elitist, hollywood (yes, there's an insulting adjective named after a PLACE in california), worthless, whiny, and vapid people with some of the most ANNOYING fucking accents on the PLANET.

It's like californians are TRYING to sound ignorant with their valley girl nonsense. At least when southerners use bad grammar, we're actually just reverting to grammar from different african and and latin based languages (double negatives, super contractions, etc)

I've never met a californian in person who wasn't a prick. Then again, I've never met anyone from Louisiana who wasn't a coon-ass, or a yankee who could make a decent plate of hotwings. This is possibly and illusion caused by only complete pricks being forced to move long distances from their homes by burning all their bridges, but I could be wrong.

I fell asleep at 11 pm and woke up at 1:15 am.
My head, legs and back hurt.
AAAAAAAnd I went to do some paperwork, so I got up at 6, to be at the Federal Police Station at 7. I took the bus, and the fare was raised while I was on holiday, so now it's almost cheaper to use a taxi than a bus. Anyway, 50 turns were given, and I was given the 49th. It was 24 degrees AT 6, went up to 28 by 11, it must be 30 already, probably 35 in the human oven I like to call my apartment. The bureaucrats wanted the original marriage and divorce document of my mother, since I only had the photocopy, I made her appear as married. Oh, and my 52 year-old uncle still lives with my grandmother, because I couldn't remember his address.
I just came back from the station (1pm GMT-2). QUEUING AND WAITING IS TEH FUNZ

NOW ONTO SOME BITCHY POSTING. Probably the Guantanamo thread. God, that guy irritates me.
I get snow every 100 years. DAMN YOU KIDS *shakes cane*

At 2/3/09 10:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote: tank top

Well, this brightens my day.
Cue proteas' beard smiley: >=D sth

Also, before anyone asks, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE why the Federal Police is in charge of the issuing of documents.

That is all for now.

At 2/4/09 10:05 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: It was 24 degrees AT 6, went up to 28 by 11, it must be 30 already, probably 35 in the human oven I like to call my apartment

;;;;;;;;
35 degrees...wow that sounds like heaven...you live in heaven !
I never realised.
Me I'm heading out to attempt to get my 4x4 unstuck. I think I'll take a photo. My crazy girlfriend decided she was going to make the attempt to come home around 11:30 last nite, instead of going to my parents house which is literally 3-4 minutes away from her work.
So an hour & a half later she calls & says she's in Enfeild & will be home soon, I go up (upper driveway) to move my truck over & give her the cleared spot I was parked in...It was dark, windows were ice covered, I went to far to my right backing up & got stuck in snow ,covering a big sheet of ice.
But at least we were off the road .
Altogether it took her 1hr. 45 minutes to get from her work to our driveway...usual max time in traffic 30 minutes, although she said there was no one else on the road....go figure !

Winter F^(&!#$ Blows ! ! ! !

At 2/4/09 03:16 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: I'm surprised you can do anything beyond think of her jogging in a tank top and shorts...I know I can't...

The thought of her bouncing around like that chick from Click did pique (HA HA HA!) my interests quite a bit, but the simple fact that I got brain freeze walking across the parking lot to my car last night at work had me in something of a vengeful mood.

At 2/4/09 09:43 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I've never met a californian in person who wasn't a prick.

SING IT WITH ME NOW!!!
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

At 2/4/09 10:05 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Cue proteas' beard smiley: >=D sth

It's a devil smiley. The "~" is supposed to be a goatee.

Tool is like, so 8th grade.

Not that they don't put on a great live show, they're just angsty whenever I here them on radio, at friends' places, burned CDs... lounge threads.

WE HIT THE DECK A RUNNIN' AND WE SPUN THOSE GUNS AROUND, YEA, WE FOUND THAT MIGHTY BISMARCK AND THEN WE CUT 'ER DOWN.

Y'all NGers missing out if you ain't 'eard Johnny 'Orton.

I swear to God if I hear any more of you southener's bitch about how a little winter snow and ice has instantly changed this winter into the Blizzard of 78, I will come down to whatever Molly Hatchet concert your at and kill you with car parts stolen from the broken down car on your lawn.

to the library, to research anthropologists!