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Have you guys seen the footage from Tucson of the TV station that cut away from the Super Bowl to porn?

Yeah. Evan Stone swinging his dick around for a few seconds and then back to Madden saying "It's the perfect guy, in the perfect situation."

At 2/2/09 07:14 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Have you guys seen the footage from Tucson of the TV station that cut away from the Super Bowl to porn?

Yeah. Evan Stone swinging his dick around for a few seconds and then back to Madden saying "It's the perfect guy, in the perfect situation."

woah, wait, what?? i want that station!

At 2/2/09 07:20 PM, Malachy wrote: woah, wait, what?? i want that station!

Someone taped it for you. NSFW, in case it wasn't obvious.

At 2/2/09 07:20 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 2/2/09 01:00 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Seven, did you beat that one mom's ass? I forgot to ass, that shit you were texting me about what her little bastard was up to needs to be dealt with!!!

I'll fill you in on that later. Almost................almost............

Why can't you just be happy? Like me.

At 2/2/09 08:00 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 2/2/09 07:44 PM, SuperDeagle wrote:

Why can't you just be happy? Like me.

OMFG YOU'RE SMILING.

Yeah, once in a life time event. Seriously it's rare for me to smile.

At 2/1/09 10:35 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Sorry sweetie, I'm booked on the 13th to marry a guy who actually gets my references. If you can wow me in the next twelve days, we'll talk.

Well, so much for that attempt to see you naked.

Back to the drawing board, as Wile E. Coyote would say.

At 2/2/09 05:16 PM, stafffighter wrote: And honestly I would find the irony if Pro underwent a pyro breakdown to the chorus of "dancing in the dark."

That's not irony, just one mother-fucker of a coincidence.... or at the very least, poetic justice.

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I think I've finally gotten to the bottom of what's been causing this migraine over the last few days; sandalwood incense. I bought a new pair of shoes last week at footlocker, and went a few stores down to the Earthbound Trading Company (the hippie store) in the mall, and bought some sandalwood incense cones.

I never burned it, it just sat on the desk in my room, the fragrance was enough to fill the air and scent my room.

So when I got home from work, into the trash it went, and I lit an unscented candle I had.

I'm sorry, I don't know what the meaning of obsessed is.

At 2/2/09 09:44 PM, Proteas wrote: Well, so much for that attempt to see you naked.

Psst...Human Variation...

Of course, you have to figure out which one is me.

At least they've made it kind of searchable and you don't have to scroll through a lot of penises.

At 2/2/09 09:48 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Of course, you have to figure out which one is me.

It wasn't that difficult to figure out.... but, now I feel like a complete dick for even bringing it up.

At 2/2/09 10:03 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/2/09 09:48 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Of course, you have to figure out which one is me.

It wasn't that difficult to figure out.... but, now I feel like a complete dick for even bringing it up.

If you're in the mood for complete dick that site has plenty.

At 2/2/09 10:03 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/2/09 09:48 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Of course, you have to figure out which one is me.

It wasn't that difficult to figure out.... but, now I feel like a complete dick for even bringing it up.

I find the site interesting.

It doesn't seem all that sexual, and it shows the flip side to what you see when you're surfing for porn. Real people who happen to be naked. They aren't grotesque either. I think I saw a granny on one page. Maybe it's all the granny midget porn I watch, but the site is very tactful.

Kudos to you, skunky for being brave enough to put your body out for the world to see!

At 2/2/09 10:30 PM, Malachy wrote: Maybe it's all the granny midget porn I watch, but the site is very tactful.

I have to ask. Is it midgets with grannies or midget grannies? Or possibly midget granny on midget granny?

At 2/2/09 10:35 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 2/2/09 10:30 PM, Malachy wrote: Maybe it's all the granny midget porn I watch, but the site is very tactful.

I have to ask. Is it midgets with grannies or midget grannies? Or possibly midget granny on midget granny?

grannies who are midgets

At 2/2/09 10:36 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 2/2/09 10:35 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I have to ask. Is it midgets with grannies or midget grannies? Or possibly midget granny on midget granny?

Why? Why do you have to ask.

No really. Im curious.

Part curiosity, part wanting to maximize the disturbing images in everyone's head.

At 2/2/09 10:43 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 2/2/09 10:42 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Part curiosity, part wanting to maximize the disturbing images in everyone's head.

I'll just refer back to the picture of skunky to remove disturbing images.

they site wants all types of people including those of any age and size!

At 2/2/09 10:30 PM, Malachy wrote: Real people who happen to be naked.

That's just it, I meant is as a joke. I wasn't expecting to her to just say, "Here you go, dude."

I'm not trying to cheapen what Skunky did, she's got a brass set for posing for that website. I'm just kind of taken aback by the whole thing.

I guess the only way I can explain it is like Pepe Le Peu getting the females to chase after him... he just didn't know what to do. I posted what was essentially "Post tits or GTFO" and actually got them, and then some... so now what do I do?

At 2/2/09 10:30 PM, Malachy wrote: Kudos to you, skunky for being brave enough to put your body out for the world to see!

Indeed. I don't even dare to show my face. Grant it, my face can be considered more grotesque than my naked body :P

At 2/2/09 11:08 PM, Proteas wrote: so now what do I do?

Change the subject abruptly, to something like "puppies are kute". I would not recommend "kitties are cute", for puns might take place, and take you back to the first position.

Also, my kitty is not back due of a lack of a transportation mechanism to take her from my grandmother's place to mine. I miss her :(

Here she is, studying mathematical analysis

At 2/2/09 11:34 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Here she is, studying mathematical analysis

I turned her into a lolcat.

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.
aspx?ciid=3312862

We are presently being hit by a snowstorm & they are calling for at least 30cm today where I am.
It is not pretty.
My girlfriend has to work a double shift in the city & will probably stay at my parents tonight which is about a half a klick from where she works :(
I am bored & sad.

Winter F^(&!#@ BLOWS ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Due to the last page of the lounge, I've now added about 5 things to my list of things I don't really give a fuck about.

I mean, seriously, everyone is naked under their clothes. Nakedness in and of itself isn't sexual AT ALL. Like, NOT IN THE LEAST.

NOT EVEN ONE TINY BIT.

Harumph. Your average naked person is just too lazy to put on clothes. EDN. There's nothing hot about that.

Now, a person taking off clothing in a sexually suggestive manner, or a naked person exhibiting sexually inviting body language... that's hot. But just random nakedness? Not that much.

I mean, no offense, Skvnky, you're hot and all, but I can't see why everyone's getting all worked up. I mean, if you were pinching your nipples in the pics or something like that, I could see everyone going gaga.... but all I've seen so far are your basic "Hey, don't i look nice in this cool costume?" type pics.

Then again, this attitude has also cost me a MULTITUDE of chances to get laid, for the simple fact that boobies just aren't enough to make me want to jump some chick. Maybe there's something wrong with me, I don't know, but unless someone's actually ACTING sexy, I'm just not attracted.

Inversely, though, if a not-so-hot chick is acting hot (in the GOOD ATTRACTIVE WAY, NOT THE SKANKY WAY) I'm generally down for the business.

Then again, I'm also into friendship and intimacy a lot more than other guys. I find stupidity a bigger turn off than fat rolls, so a hot but stupid girl is worthless to me. Since most of the slutty ones are just that, the hot-stupid combo, you can see why I don't just necessary climb up on every chick who's available to me.

Lacey

*throws up a little in his mouth*

"I've only ever tried meth once, BUT I REALLY LIKED IT."

GET OUT OF MY CAR YOU FUCKING WHORE. NO. NO. NO, I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE CRAZY HOT YOU FILTHY SOROSTITUTE. GO READ A BOOK YOU DUMB TWAT. OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST FINISH THAT BOTTLE OF PILLS YOU BROUGHT AND EASE BOTH OF OUR SUFFERING?!

I think groupies ruined me. >:[

At 2/3/09 11:22 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: NOT EVEN ONE TINY BIT.

I know I'm going to regret saying this later on, but....

Would YOU be willing to post naked for that website, and then have cajone's to post it here?

*cricket noises*

Like I said, Skunky's got a BRASS SET.

At 2/2/09 07:20 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 2/2/09 01:00 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 2/2/09 01:19 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Hey wait, Seven whats wrong with Miller Light.

It's not Heineken.

Well excuse me for not shelling out 25 bucks for a 24 pack.

Why not just come down to my level and drink PBR

Oh my Goddess >>>>>I am all out of BEER !!!!!!!!!<<<<<<<
& its snowing like a bastard outside....Ok , I'm off to the beer store.
I know I can make it....but is it open ?
I can't go being home alone WITH NO BLOODY BEER ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
the radio is announcing closeurs for schools business's etc....gotta go

At 2/2/09 11:47 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 2/2/09 11:34 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

Here she is, studying mathematical analysis

SHE HAS A CALCULATOR!!!! This is my new desktop background.

I have the full resolution pic (3072x 2304) pic, if you want.

At 2/3/09 10:23 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/2/09 11:34 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Here she is, studying mathematical analysis

I turned her into a lolcat.

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.
aspx?ciid=3312862

hahahaha, I'm right-click saving that.

It is a nasty drive anywhere at all around here right now.
But the beer is safe in the fridge, so I can survive quite happily even if the power goes out (& it usually does) .
Lots of wood inside, got the woodstove putting out BTU's , candles are ready for when the power goes out. I think I'm all set ;)

At 2/3/09 11:22 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I mean, no offense, Skvnky, you're hot and all, but I can't see why everyone's getting all worked up.

No idea. It's not remotely sexual, nor was it ever intended to be. Heck, I'd have been uncomfortable responding to Prot with something sexy. But he didn't ask for sexy, he asked for naked, and naked I delivered.

I thought the idea of that Human Variation site was really cool, which is why I submitted to it. I wouldn't say it was ballsy or whatever - I'm comfortable with my body, and it's relatively anonymous anyway. Honestly I felt a lot more exposed the first time I wore my Catwoman costume out in public.

Actually, Funk, I think everyone's been remarkably cool about it. I haven't seen any of the "normal" reaction to something like that... and even Pro's reaction wasn't so much about the pictures as the "here ya go" attitude to a slightly offensive and inappropriate joke. That both of them had enough comfort to do what they did, and Pro's understandable reaction thereafter... I'd say the demeanor of the board was perfectly in line with what you're talking about: nakedness in and of itself isn't sexual. Hell, I was thinking the same thing while browsing that site.

I for one, find women to be more sexy in a revealing outfit (& no I don't mean crutchless panties & a smile). But those baby doll type lingerie , semi revealing coustumes etc.
I love some of the Sarongs that my girlfriend brought back from Hawaii & a couple of other places we've been, when she comes into view in an outfit like that...my interest definately inflates ;)

For the record , around here guy's don't talk about stuff like that, the whole macho B.S. is about the usual 'stuff' that doesn't take any imagination & IMO doesn't warrent repeating here. So I've never really heard how women for the most part feel about it. Like I just said I have very little to go on, but I know wide open gapping porn is not a turn on for me...I've often wondered if that makes me somewhat odd?