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At 1/16/09 02:49 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Im 20 today,,, I feel old = (

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So that's what that smell is.....old person !

Happy Birthday T-N-T....wishing you many more .

At 1/16/09 07:04 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Yay! Happy Birthday!!! I'm gonna find you some fish and chips instead of cake because you're in England and that's funny to me!!!!

But...but...I wanted cake = (

<3 u tri

<3 u 2

At 1/16/09 09:21 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: But...but...I wanted cake = (

Here, you can have some of my sugar candy.

At 1/16/09 09:47 AM, ThePretenders wrote: Here, you can have some of my sugar candy.

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Is it just me....or does that look like something besides sugar candy !

At 1/16/09 11:44 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Is it just me....or does that look like something besides sugar candy !

My thoughts exactly...

Happeh birthday Tri!

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So a bunch of my friends and I went up to the campus in Marquette to watch Cursive play, and holy fuck was that awesome.

We didn't have school yesterday or today (thank god, I was exhausted), which was awesome.

The show started off with some shitty local Christian-screamo band. The only reason they were there was because the band that was SUPPOSED to open got side-swiped by a soccer mom while hauling all their equipment. So this other band filled in at last notice. And oh my dear god were they terrible.

The screaming started like right away and the audience was like REALLY shocked, and everyone just looked really amused the whole time they were playing (this was a very indie crowd). This one guy with dreadlocks started headbanging, but I think he was being ironic. Once the singer got started on his "forget everything you thought you knew about Christianity... we're bound together by love for Jesus Christ" spiel, the crowd reacted very viscerally. Just... such a terrible band. I swear, the bassist played nothing but his E-string the whole time.

The second band came as such sweet relief after the first one. They were this really good, I guess jam-band. The guitarist was pretty amazing and the crowd started getting into it by then.

And then Cursive came on and was just fucking incredible. Don't even really know how to describe it. Just sonic happiness all around. Singer was really funny. Great times were had by all. :]

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At 1/16/09 07:04 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Proteas, I already sent you that link to my amateur site, man you're demanding!!! <3

No you didn't. :-(

I went and looked at the Encyclopedia Dramatica page for newgrounds, and damn near fell out laughing. To be classified in the "Active/Virgin" mod portion in the big three circle chart made my night.

At 1/16/09 02:49 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Im 20 today,,, I feel old = (

welcome to the club.

p.s. is it right to quote Contipec?

At 1/16/09 06:56 PM, Proteas wrote:
I went and looked at the Encyclopedia Dramatica page for newgrounds, and damn near fell out laughing. To be classified in the "Active/Virgin" mod portion in the big three circle chart made my night.

Yea, that page is pretty brutal to some of you, but overall I thought it was hilarious.The best are the rules to become a mod.

AND HERE THEY BE!!!!

1. Abandon all hopes of procreation and/or use of the phrase "irl". These will only serve to hinder the slow siphoning of life force from your rectum - A process that all future moderators must undergo before being bestowed the ultimate honor. Your irl is now modship. Your soulmate is now Newgrounds.
2. Refrain from performing actions that might be construed as altruistic, funny, or interesting in any way shape or form. There's nothing interesting about you, you self-possessed ingrate. You live to serve Newgrounds.
3. Perform fellatio on existing mods whenever possible. Geek orgasms are known to produce spurts of goodwill mixed in a colloidal solution with semen during ejaculation. Now you are fully prepared for your tenure as a loyal servant.
4. Drink aforementioned semen solution. While performing this action, post a slew of "witty" emoticons in the hopes of being pegged for modship material.
5. Travel, uninvited, to Newgrounds HQ, located in the unassuming town of Perkasie, Pennsylvania.
6. Enter yourself into the literal circle of sodomy which includes all mods that Newgrounds employs;
7. Fit your folds of perineal flab around the micropenis of the mod to your aft.
8. Place your own micropenis (No girls allowed!) into the crusty, elasticized anus of the mod in front of you.
9. Ejaculate in ecstasy.
10. ????
11. Profit!

At 1/15/09 07:09 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm southern. When I make tea I put like 6 cups of sugar in it and drink it cold sir.

I discovered a fantastic combination for iced tea: one bag of Earl Grey, one bag of Stash Peach tea, one bag of jasmine tea. Makes a fabulous sweet tea.

I'm a sad panda because I was making all this good food for when our friend comes over to watch the new episode of Battlestar, but she had to cancel, and now it's just us.

At 1/16/09 07:26 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I'm a sad panda because I was making all this good food for when our friend comes over to watch the new episode of Battlestar, but she had to cancel, and now it's just us.

...is there tea?

There is, the stuff I just described. Made it last night. I'll probably need to make more either tonight or tomorrow, we all drink the stuff like crazy and no one else bothers to make more.

Season 6. Pure fucking awesome condensed into 1 season.

Oh yeah.

At 1/16/09 07:09 PM, heroicspatula wrote: AND HERE THEY BE!!!!

Whatever happened to just being a model poster, and not harassing the mods about becoming a mod?

At 1/16/09 08:19 PM, Proteas wrote: Whatever happened to just being a model poster, and not harassing the mods about becoming a mod?

It went away. Or skipped a generation. Like intelligence. Who knows?

At 1/16/09 06:56 PM, Proteas wrote: I went and looked at the Encyclopedia Dramatica page for newgrounds, and damn near fell out laughing. To be classified in the "Active/Virgin" mod portion in the big three circle chart made my night.

that site makes me giggle like a school girl on a daily basis.

also, I'm not only active, but a "faggot".

yet, despite my activity, I don't have my own blurb. :(
Shit, better go tell the wife!

At 1/16/09 07:09 PM, heroicspatula wrote: AND HERE THEY BE!!!!

1. Abandon all hopes of procreation and/or use of the phrase "irl".

mods with children: sevenseize (MILF), enoll, ozcar, TBF, mamatequilla, carmilla, wade, tom (soon), denvish....

YEAH!

Finished Chapter One.

Man, that took forever.

READ.

NOW.

At 1/16/09 08:19 PM, Proteas wrote:

Whatever happened to just being a model poster, and not harassing the mods about becoming a mod?

If your talking about me specifically, I'm not trying to harass anyone about becoming a mod. I think I'd be pretty bad at it actually.

I was just pointing out my favorite part of the ED article about newgrounds. I'm not trying to harass anybody. Sorry if it seemed that way.

Temperatures were down to minus 25 here last night. That's too damn cold .
I curse my ancestor's for failing to continue south when they got here from Europe.
What were they thinking ! ! ! ! !

At 1/17/09 12:14 AM, heroicspatula wrote: If your talking about me specifically, I'm not trying to harass anyone about becoming a mod. I think I'd be pretty bad at it actually.

I wasn't, it was just a random observation.

At 1/17/09 08:31 AM, morefngdbs wrote: What were they thinking ! ! ! ! !

"We just traveled six months across the sea, I think we'll just kick it here for a few weeks and chill."

Literally.

Yeah released new movie, Piers of War.
Me and my pal came up with the idea when I was watching him play Fable 2.
Basically it's the part with the ghost pirates and he's running into the cave near the ship, and I say "Hey, I remember this from Gears of War." And from there it kind of took off.

Finally got computer working again, it only took a month

At 1/17/09 11:09 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 1/17/09 08:31 AM, morefngdbs wrote: What were they thinking ! ! ! ! !

"We just traveled six months across the sea, I think we'll just kick it here for a few weeks and chill."

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No I think they were all mentally challenged. One winter here would have convinced me not to put down roots. That's the damn problem , now I 've got kid's,parents, grandparents, siblings...their kids, friends & work, so up rooting myself & getting out of here just isn't practical...or affordable !

It a beautiful sunny day out here today, almost no wind ,a slight breeze & with out factoring in the wind chill it's still minus 16 W T F. I don't live in North Western Canada, where that's normal. I supposedly live in cold damp Nova Scotia !
Well there is nothing "damp' about minus 20 + below, it's possibly going to hit almost minus 30 in places tonight....I want to move down south near Seven...I can sleep in my truck !
Hell if it's above freezing I can sleep on the ground under the truck, with just a ground sheet & my regular sleeping bag !

At 1/17/09 08:31 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Temperatures were down to minus 25 here last night. That's too damn cold .
I curse my ancestor's for failing to continue south when they got here from Europe.
What were they thinking ! ! ! ! !

its too cold to keep moving?

and yay cold snaps!

Hehehehe.

It's breaking record temperatures here. Got up to 70s this week, and today it's most likely to do it again.

West coast weather>East coast weather

At 1/17/09 12:45 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Finally got computer working again, it only took a month

I didn't notice your absence. It's good that your computer is working again.

At 1/17/09 02:06 PM, morefngdbs wrote: Well there is nothing "damp' about minus 20 + below, it's possibly going to hit almost minus 30 in places tonight....I want to move down south near Seven...I can sleep in my truck !

I'm envious of Seven right now. The heater in my car didn't kick on until I was almost to work yesterday morning, and it was a nice and frosty 5 degrees outside with a swift breeze of about 10 miles an hour.

Today it's holding just above freezing, which is closer to the typical winter weather you find in Tennessee.

Hell if it's above freezing I can sleep on the ground under the truck, with just a ground sheet & my regular sleeping bag !

I always wondered what people who lived in frozen tundra territories wondered about spending their winters up there. Now I wonder no more. ;-D

I don't mind the ShamWow infomercials, but seriously, do you need to run the exact same commercial three times in a row? I just want to get back to my show about octopuses.

At 1/17/09 02:47 PM, Proteas wrote: I always wondered what people who lived in frozen tundra territories wondered about spending their winters up there. Now I wonder no more. ;-D

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I am going to a Trade centre "Winter Extravaganza" tomorrow. My honey's working today or we'd have gone today. They have some great deals on vacation Caribbean packages. If I don't find something there, I'm thinking last minute vacation or doing like I did when my marriage was breaking up. Going into a travel agency & asking What kind of deal do you have for Down south leaving tomorrow !

I got a next day trip to Luperon in the Dominican Republic for $1600.00 taxes in, for 2 weeks, I was on the ground for 15 days of fun ,sun, & affordable young females ;)

At 1/17/09 03:22 PM, morefngdbs wrote: I got a next day trip to Luperon in the Dominican Republic for $1600.00 taxes in, for 2 weeks, I was on the ground for 15 days of fun ,sun, & affordable young females ;)

As I sit here sharpening butcher knives so my dad can make pork sausage with his buddies this week, the thought crosses my mind that YOU SUCK DUDE!!!