Three hoorays for me having a pounding headache, being tired out of my mind, having the first three toes on my right foot jammed in a door as well as my pinky of my right hand, my right eye throbbing in pain, surrounded by idiots in a Newsroom that can hardly be called that at all, and reading Matt Drudge's neo-conservative rumor mill. Oh, Jee-sus, I just want to go back to sleep. Weekends should be three days long, for chrissakes, I want to de-leg the entire "news staff" with a chainsaw.
Holly cut her hair so she looks like a dumb whore, by the way. Just thought you all should know.
I feel better now. Not really.