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At 12/8/08 09:44 AM, ThePretenders wrote:

At 12/7/08 06:48 PM, Malachy wrote: some could say that many college professors never quite grew out of the dorm room communist phase...

Lol, some woman at my saturday school said the best solution for international trade is Marxism. I laughed quitely.

To be fair, if you view international trade in general as a problem, then Marxism is indeed a good solution.

At 12/9/08 09:28 PM, Imperator wrote: screw finals.
Whatever, shit's DONE with, classes are officially over, and vacation's a mere 9 days and 1 test away.

Hey, just like me! :O
(except for the papers stuff)
I had a Microeconomics final yesterday, had the last Sociology midterm last Friday, and I'm not going to class anymore, and I got to study for the Math final, on the 18th.

At 12/9/08 05:43 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Or I can keep teaching and chase tornadoes.
Besides shaken up children, everything was fine.

;;;
Good to hear your all ok Seven.

Back in town ...New Brunswicks shoot was murder on us.
Missed a bunch of newgrounds points, but I didn't miss all of them.

Bought a copy of Dark Knight DVD on the way home yesterday.
YAWWWWWWWWNNNN!!!!
Very disappointed.
Batmans turning into Spiderman... in that they are both bloody WHINERS, oh poor me & should be used as the new model for afternoon Soap opera's. What a waste of $17.00
Hopefully my new Hellboy 2 DVD is better.

My dad just sent me an email to let me know he had ordered my Christmas presents from Amazon.

Among them is a pool cue with a naked lady on it.

My dad is awesome.

At 12/10/08 11:59 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: My dad just sent me an email to let me know he had ordered my Christmas presents from Amazon.

Among them is a pool cue with a naked lady on it.

My dad is awesome.

What, no lamp made out of a mannequinn foot in a high heeled shoe? Clearly your father is throttling the spirit of christmas.

One year, my quadraplegic uncle gave my fat mother christmas lingerie. Do you realize how hard it is to accept the fact there's no good way to be seen beating a guy in a wheelchair's ass?

At 12/10/08 02:37 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: What, no lamp made out of a mannequinn foot in a high heeled shoe? Clearly your father is throttling the spirit of christmas.

My father knows that if he bought me anything from that movie I would stop speaking to him for a good long while. I hate that movie.

At 12/10/08 11:16 AM, Elfer wrote: To be fair, if you view international trade in general as a problem, then Marxism is indeed a good solution.

Yeah, but Marxism isn't a viable alternative. It has never worked.

At 12/10/08 02:37 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Do you realize how hard it is to accept the fact there's no good way to be seen beating a guy in a wheelchair's ass?

That, and what's the use? He wouldn't feel it anyway, or not much of it anyway.

I HATE getting asked what I want for Christmas or my birthday, because I honestly don't think about it. My oldest sister asked me what I wanted for Christmas and my mind drew a blank. My first thought; new straight razor. Then I thought, she makes about what I do, so I guess I should scale it back a bit.... I asked her to get me a deck of tarot cards and a how-to book.

My folks are going to give me cash as my big Christmas gift, so I plan on either getting that straight razor myself, or getting these and making my own.

Didn't sleep for more than 24 hours, and then slept for about 14 hours... damn, just waking up and it's 12:41.

But, all my major projects were done, and all I need are recommendations on my scholarship papers..

Yeah, I'm done... just need to start sending stuff out and do little things here and there. Basically, no worries stuff.

I'm watching A Christmas Story for the millionth time...
I don't know why I can't fill up on that movie, seriously. I mean, I even own the DVD when it's on TV all day on Christmas Eve and Day.

At 12/10/08 06:26 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 12/10/08 05:53 PM, fli wrote:

I'm watching A Christmas Story for the millionth time...
I don't know why I can't fill up on that movie, seriously. I mean, I even own the DVD when it's on TV all day on Christmas Eve and Day.

I'm ready for Charlie Brown.

You gotta get in the mood for Christmas Vacation... its a family tradition that we watch that movie every Christmas.

WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
!!

B-day.

That's all for now.

*runs off yelling*

Everybody be sure to wish Brian a...............................

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

;

The next person who thinks reciting bits from the "surfin' bird" episode of family guy incessantly will find themselves disemboweled and strangled with their own lower intestine.

That is all.

*stammers incoherently*

At 12/10/08 10:12 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I am so happy to finally find someone who feels the same way.

boo to you too...

At 12/10/08 09:13 PM, Decadent-Philistine wrote: *stammers incoherently*

She looks like a girl I teach in my school's culinary class...

At 12/10/08 11:49 PM, Grammer wrote: What the fuck is wrong with the band Cold Play? I keep hearing bad things about it, and now Stephen Colbert made fun of it? What the fuck did they do wrong?

They made good music, and people don't have good taste.

At 12/10/08 11:49 PM, Grammer wrote: What the fuck is wrong with the band Cold Play? I keep hearing bad things about it, and now Stephen Colbert made fun of it? What the fuck did they do wrong?

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!

btw, i like coldplay

So,
McCain is gone. I found a good home for him, and he promises not to pass it on to other people. He has a huge aquarium with no other fish.

My mom is happy, but I'm a little bit sad.
It was nice to have him (or her) around but... you know... too many pets now.

someone, please tell me cause google doesn't help...

do cranberries grow underwater?
I mean, I see the pics and they're harvested in water. But why?

Are cranberries like seawead that grows underwater, or what? If not, then why is it harvest in a bog?

At 12/10/08 07:00 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
!!

B-day.

Happy late birthday dude.

I have an announcement. Hell has frozen over! it is snowing in Louisiana!

I almost did a few spins with the van in my parking lot today. we got rain yesterday and then temperatures plummeted this morning and made the lot into an ice rink.

In other news. FUCCCKKKKK SCHOOOOOLLLL
good god why does this week never end?!?!

next week is going to be even worse. apparently the school found it humorous to schedule all finals on Thursday and Friday instead of spacing them out through the entire week. so I don't have to go to class monday, tuesday or wednesday, and I have 5 finals between thursday and friday.

Fuck. That.

At 12/11/08 02:37 AM, fli wrote: Are cranberries like seawead that grows underwater, or what? If not, then why is it harvest in a bog?

From what I've read, they're grown above ground on vines (like watermelon), and when harvest time rolls around they flood the bog, run a specialized harvester through to free the berries from the vines, and then net up the free-floating berries.

The weather has been kind of odd here lately. It's rained two days this last week with temps in the 40-60's, and on the days it hasn't rained it's been cold enough to snow. Tuesday when those storms blew through Louisianna it rained here from before sunup until well after sundown...

Hi, we're the band Coldplay, and we think our fans are WAY too dumb to realize we get our material from ripping off MUCH more talented musicians than we are. Like Satriani. You may remember other musicians that inspired us, such as Milli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, The Verve, and Weird Al Yankovich.

Yay for snow, 7cs! I wonder if snow can cure disease...? It sure seems to be magical.

Also, if you hate A Christmas Story, you are thoroughly unamerican.

Also, Furthermore, BTW, I'm making a cartoon. For the Pox Box. You know Poxpower? Yeah, his website that none of you go to. Here's a sample: I have about 5 of these...

YES, MS PAINT WAS FULLY NECESSARY. THE CRUDENESS MAKES IT FUNNIER.

At 12/11/08 02:01 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Like Satriani.

.... okay, I'm going to need an explanation of this.

At 12/11/08 11:34 AM, Grammer wrote:

At 12/11/08 12:07 AM, heroicspatula wrote: ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!

btw, i like coldplay

WALL OF TEXT

That background is an eye strain

sorry, i didn't have a problem with it, so i didn't think about anyone else. I'm an ass like that :)

Anyways, the reason is that coldplay is laid back and quiet, so its not entertaining.

this is a few days late, but; SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW! SNOW EVERYWHERE! SCREW ALL YOU WINTER DRIVING HATERS!

time to make my igloo.