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IMMA KILL YOU WITH A KNIFE PROTEAS

A gun

that shoots knives.

With guns in them.

That shoot swords.

With cannons in them.

That shoot missiles.

That explode into lions.

Lions with bees in their butts.

My mom is very upset with me...
Apparently, I'm losing some hearing in my right year. It's been going on for a while and my family forced me to see a doctor.

Well,
didn't pass-- at least, not on my right ear.

And my mother is worried, and I tried to joke around with her. I say, "What?" And pretend I'm deaf, but she doesn't think it's a laughing matter.

She's not even talking to me...
I didn't think my mom would take it that hard...

Heck, I'm happy with just one working ear...

At 11/12/08 09:28 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: IMMA KILL YOU WITH A KNIFE PROTEAS

And I shall put you under the wheel's of my caddy, then leave a tied up cat next to you as you lie bloody in the woods.

If you don't die from exposure or blood loss, the coyotes will get you both when they hear the cat squalin'.

Sleep tight.

At 11/12/08 09:56 PM, Proteas wrote:
And I shall put you under the wheel's of my caddy, then leave a tied up cat next to you as you lie bloody in the woods.

See to do that you have to trick me into going into a space where you could run me over.

You can't just say I'm going to do that. Be runover, magically.

See a knife can come from everywhere.

Especially a lion-exploding knife.

So yeah.

You might as well be called the Samson that got slayed instead of slayin.

At 11/12/08 10:02 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: See a knife can come from everywhere.

So can my car.

At 11/12/08 10:12 PM, Proteas wrote:
So can my car.

you must have a magical car that can go up staircases then otherwise you're not getting me atm

I on the other hand can shoot my knife out of a canon and it can go transcontinental.

At 11/12/08 10:14 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: you must have a magical car that can go up staircases then otherwise you're not getting me atm

Good point. But let it be known that I have a penchant for fire, too. I can have some napalm whipped up in the next hour.

Well that could be a problem. I'm not sure if lions like fire.

"Every man is a moon, and has a dark side no one sees." - Mark Twain

At 11/12/08 11:06 PM, Proteas wrote: "Every man is a moon, and has a dark side no one sees." - Mark Twain

But we've now seen the dark side of the moon with advanced scientific probes and men.

So, your telling me that if we probe you and send men in you we can see your dark side?

That's not all you'll see.

At 11/12/08 11:58 PM, Grammer wrote: See, the problem is I only care about that stuff when it affects me. If it doesn't, well... BALETED

And that is why our abuses shall never be stopped...bwahahahahahaha!

Wait...fuck...ok, NOBODY REMEMBER WHAT I JUST SAID!!!!

Who the fuck is XaosLegend and why did I receive a 5000 word PM from him? You guys getting that too?

At 11/13/08 12:09 AM, n64kid wrote: Who the fuck is XaosLegend and why did I receive a 5000 word PM from him? You guys getting that too?

Nope, if it was addressed to you specifically, dunno why he'd send it to us too.

At 11/13/08 12:13 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

Nope, if it was addressed to you specifically, dunno why he'd send it to us too.

Grammer got the same one I am assuming because it was about mod abuse. I wrote back tl;dr and came here.

At 11/13/08 12:09 AM, n64kid wrote: Who the fuck is XaosLegend..

can give him some credit for organizing a community protest on a politics forum, not that it's a got a snowballs chance in hell of getting anywhere with it. :P

join the DAG!

I got one as well.

We all know that he's fucked now for doing this.

At 11/13/08 01:06 AM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: I got one as well.

We all know that he's fucked now for doing this.

I told him I don't care and if he's dead concerned about it pm Wade and if Wade doesn't do anything find a different place to post.

Situation ended.

On this whole issue now that I understand exactly what it's about:

EPIC FUCKING LOLZ FOR ME!!!

:)

Christ I got one too now.....
It was a rant, and not much more.

What a fucking waste.

Can you ban em again for sending mass spam mail?

"a forum issue of concern"

Pff.....more like "a personal issue of bitchyness"

I can't believe he wants to mail Wade about it too.
I wonder how much mail Wade gets that's complete garbage? For that matter, I'm sure you mods get a ton of that junk too.

"wah wah, why'd you lock my Bush topic?"

....sometimes I'd rather the forum be run a little harsher. There should be an Ostracize option for regulars. By majority popular vote, 1 user per week is sent for a 10 day vacation.

"support free expression in the forums by writing to your moderators"
How many votes does it take to get him banned again?
Maybe I'll just use my "mod in the pocket" (new term for conspiracy that certain users have mods at their disposal).

At 11/13/08 05:47 AM, Imperator wrote: Can you ban em again for sending mass spam mail?

i don't think that would do much to dampen his point of concern.

Maybe I'll just use my "mod in the pocket" (new term for conspiracy that certain users have mods at their disposal).

Conspiracy... yes that's just a dirty conspiracy.. move along now..

At 11/13/08 01:54 AM, Grammer wrote: In a way I'm glad he PM'd me because, well, it's very lonely on my user page. Why won't anyone PM me about their day?

;;;;;;
Hey, I got one too !
That's kind of surprising seeing as how if he followed anything here, he would see IRDGAF.
I kind of get from what he sent is that he believes that this site should be under the same rules as Americans enjoy under the Constitution & not the Privately Owned & Funded Site that it actually is.

Go easy on him guy's... it is rather funny ! He's obviously pissed off & may not realise that he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Also I have a question... what's the going rate to have a Mod in your back pocket so to speak <nod,nod> <wink, wink> L>M>F>A>O>

OK, Grammer, you asked for it.

At 11/13/08 06:49 AM, JudgeDredd wrote: i don't think that would do much to dampen his point of concern.

It'd exacerbate it for sure. But I'd derive pleasure from it.

Conspiracy... yes that's just a dirty conspiracy.. move along now..

I know. Ironic considering all this talk about DAG lately.

At 11/13/08 08:16 AM, morefngdbs wrote:: Also I have a question... what's the going rate to have a Mod in your back pocket so to speak <nod,nod> <wink, wink> L>M>F>A>O>

That's up to the mod in question. Some demand some monetary compensation, others seem to be easily persuaded by sheer ass kissing. Agree with them in a debate, back them up on some particular point, or generally just inform them of their own godliness. Just like any

I got my MIP (Mod In Pocket) through this sort of flattery.

use:
Simply flatter them with subtle suggestions that with as much genius as they possess, they should ban/lock/assassinate/praise/etc whatever user/thread you want, since it's so plainy obvious to you it should be done in all your ignorance. Just like panegyrics written to Roman emperors that got them to govern, send money, whatever. Feed the ego, get what you want!

Got the same message... basically told him that Avie was right, and that everyone else would agree with me, and to go elsewhere if he didn't like it.

I haven't been impressed by his posts anyway, so it'll be no great loss to see him gone (if indeed he does go).

Should I be bothered by the idea that I tried to be intentionally sociopathic, and no one questioned my sanity for it?

At 11/13/08 01:37 PM, Proteas wrote: Should I be bothered by the idea that I tried to be intentionally sociopathic, and no one questioned my sanity for it?

You were joking? I've found it's better if you kill whoever's closest to your enemy. Skin 'em alive and leave in the woods to be eaten. No body, no conviction.

That said, I gave Xaoz the much-needed response he needed :)

He should post better, or leave.

At 11/13/08 01:41 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: You were joking? I've found it's better if you kill whoever's closest to your enemy. Skin 'em alive and leave in the woods to be eaten. No body, no conviction.

.... okay.....

In other news, I'm in love with a girl. A Suicide Girl.

At 11/13/08 01:53 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 11/13/08 01:41 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: You were joking? I've found it's better if you kill whoever's closest to your enemy. Skin 'em alive and leave in the woods to be eaten. No body, no conviction.

.... okay.....

Are you tryin to piss me off? >:]

In other news, I'm in love with a girl. A Suicide Girl.

What do you see in her that you don't in other guys?

At 11/13/08 02:38 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: What do you see in her that you don't in other guys?

Girls*