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At 11/8/08 11:45 AM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 11/8/08 11:19 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 11/7/08 11:51 PM, Malachy wrote: Poozy is why I love NG

Unwritten rule 1: NEVER, EVER, piss off a mod and bitch about it.

Now a written rule. ;]

OH SHI-

At 11/8/08 01:20 PM, Malachy wrote: OH SHI-

Take mushrooms! Yummy!

At 11/7/08 11:19 PM, fli wrote: This thread is one reason why I haven't abandoned NG...

LoLgasms...

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What is it you love about that Fli?
the fact the poster doesn't know the difference between cereal you eat (aka grains), to the fact that prolific killers are called Serial killers ?
So is it the humor...or is it the topic?

I admit, that seeing 'Cereal killers' got a chuckle out of me.

Well, I've had my share of spelling mistakes.
But it's the 3 pages worth of people doing crude pics of cereal boxes killing other cereal boxes is just effing hilarious...

At 11/8/08 11:45 AM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 11/8/08 11:19 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 11/7/08 11:51 PM, Malachy wrote: Poozy is why I love NG

Unwritten rule 1: NEVER, EVER, piss off a mod and bitch about it.

Now a written rule. ;]

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Dude. I thought I'd seen people clearly sucking cock for modship but this dude wasen't even trying to romance it. It's awesome how he just nailed that guy to the wall for all to see. Fuck yeah.

2. The futurama movies.

The first one was good but it felt forced. Like they were trying to fit too much in or they just had to get used to writing in that world again. it had flaws but I liked it.
The second one was completly episodic. Without watching a clock I could tell "This is where episode two starts, episode three, episode four." Plus they spent so much time in altered character that it didn't allow any involvment. That's no fun for me.
This one was just them doing what they do. They were lampooning geek culture smartly enough for people to not see they were taking the rest of culture along for the ride. There wasen't a lot in terms of character development but there dosen't have to be. This is not "sportsnight." It was just a fun ride.
Beside, we all know how the character things play out. Kiff and Amy are going to get back together, possibly after some poke at divorce in society, and Fry and Lelee are going to get together at the absolute end. It'll be fun to see how it happens but let's not kid ourselves into thinking there are a lot of different ways it could go. Also, this years American Idol will be a black woman.

Okay,

I need help from you gun toting gun-lovers.
If I shot someone, pretty far away, (let's say mabye 20 feet) with an M16... would that person's face would "blow up" or would their be a clean hole?

I'm polishing up my project and there's an important monolgue where a guy describes seeing a face on a rock. But-- I thought about it, and wonder if it would be accurate. I mean, I want brains on sand and bones scattered with rocks kind of violence.

It's important that I can get this accurate, otherwise somebody is gonna say, "An M16? Yeah fucking right!"

At 11/8/08 03:46 PM, fli wrote: Okay,

I need help from you gun toting gun-lovers.
If I shot someone, pretty far away, (let's say mabye 20 feet) with an M16... would that person's face would "blow up" or would their be a clean hole?

Nah, m16's make a neat little hole. That's what the ammo is made to do, which makes a lot of people think it's ineffective but that's bordering on politics in the lounge so no. An AK would totally mush up a face if that's what you're looking for.

At 11/8/08 03:15 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/8/08 11:45 AM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 11/8/08 11:19 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 11/7/08 11:51 PM, Malachy wrote: Poozy is why I love NG

Unwritten rule 1: NEVER, EVER, piss off a mod and bitch about it.

Now a written rule. ;]

;

Dude. I thought I'd seen people clearly sucking cock for modship but this dude wasen't even trying to romance it. It's awesome how he just nailed that guy to the wall for all to see. Fuck yeah.

Actually, that was just a pun to the effect that now that he typed that rule and posted it, it transcended being "unwritten" and became written...

Reminders:

At 7/25/08 07:55 AM, qu3muchach0 wrote:

hell, if obama wins, i'll change my aura from neutral to evil and become an athiest just so i can show my face on ng. (you know... hopping on the bandwagon?)

the1stguy1 says:
If Obama wins i will rape myself then douse myself in gasoline and light a match while attempting to cross the border

At 11/8/08 03:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: Nah, m16's make a neat little hole. That's what the ammo is made to do, which makes a lot of people think it's ineffective but that's bordering on politics in the lounge so no. An AK would totally mush up a face if that's what you're looking for.

That's so helpful, but now I'm in trouble...
I asked my friend Christian about this, and heck-- he was in the Marines, and he doesn't know this.

Now... with AK's.... would a Marine carry one?
God, I may remove that piece from my final project.

At 11/8/08 05:03 PM, fli wrote:

That's so helpful, but now I'm in trouble...
I asked my friend Christian about this, and heck-- he was in the Marines, and he doesn't know this.

Now... with AK's.... would a Marine carry one?
God, I may remove that piece from my final project.

Well the thing is that actual military service is not a video game. they stick very much to a very narrow arsenal for the most part. There's no harm is specilization
Now, no u.s soldier will ever be issued an AK style weapon. But they are popular amoung the third world types we pick on so if it's in the field you could find a way to get one in the guys hands very easily. And on here THEMASON talked about how he owns an AK privatly so that could happen too.

2 things.

1. Fli, are you going to see Milk when it comes out?

2. Staff, how's it coming on the writing?

Good day to you.

no double post

WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Yes, new pair.

At 11/8/08 07:11 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

no double post

WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW?

out of focus pics?

hur hur hur

At 11/8/08 06:09 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: 2 things.

1. Fli, are you going to see Milk when it comes out?

2. Staff, how's it coming on the writing?

Good day to you.

You now, I'm going to wait on Milk. It seems to come out a little too perfectly like W.
Especially now the fairies are out in the streets hollering out loud...

I haven't protested. Mostly because I'm stuck finishing up my projects for school and submission... but I think the passing of sooooo many states of anti-marriage rights laws have really sparked up a huge debate. I'm hearing rumors of major protests bigger than the ones right set on May Day.

That will be interesting how it developes.

ohemgee, racism!

London Calling wins so much it might as well be the one that stole that llama's legs.

its now a tasty meal without the need for some sort of chase/effort. orgle, orgle, orgle.

At 11/7/08 11:13 PM, Elfer wrote: You have a skewed perception of everyone. Sure, 97% of the population is probably unworthy of your attention, but the company of the remainder is well worth the aggravation you have to go through to encounter them.

I never said I hated 100% of the population, just the vast majority of them. If I hated everyone I'd be sending nail-bombs though the mail.

I know you'll often be entirely surrounded by idiots, but there's other people out there just as misanthropic as we are.

Eh... I'll take it into consideration.

At 11/8/08 03:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: Nah, m16's make a neat little hole. That's what the ammo is made to do, which makes a lot of people think it's ineffective but that's bordering on politics in the lounge so no. An AK would totally mush up a face if that's what you're looking for.

The rounds that both rifles fire are just that; rifle rounds, with the ak-47 round being only slightly larger and faster in terms of size and velocity. BUT... the Ak-47 round is a fairly popular round for deer-hunting, which it would not be if it just destroyed massive amounts of tissue like the way you're describing. And the M-16 round is as you say; it's designed to wound, not kill.

I think we need Mason in on this.

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I'm not getting to play City of Heroes tonight like I wanted. My friend that got me hooked on the game told me over their pm system that the new update that's coming within the next month is going to destroy the PVP aspect of the game, as well as a few other things. He told me to sign on to the test server to check out the new update that's being worked on, and.... you have to download and setup a whole new copy of the program in order to access the Test Server.

For some weird reason, 2.7 gigs of program is going to take 6 hours to download tonight. So *pffffbt*. I'll have to check it out tomorrow.

Also; has anyone seen the video for Womanizer by Britney Spears? Say what you want about the woman, her career, her personal life, what have you.... but the clips from that sauna scene? DAMN.

There's just something about seeing a woman in the shower that does it for me.

I'm enjoying this forum much more lately...I forgot how fun it is to laugh at paranoid stupid people.

Ah the simple pleasures in life...

I have to write a 500 word book review on Margagret Thatcher's autobopgraphy for one of my history modules... this has to be done today or else it wont get done at all. This is sheer hell...I'm having to work on a sunday = (

At 11/9/08 12:09 AM, Proteas wrote:

Also; has anyone seen the video for Womanizer by Britney Spears? Say what you want about the woman, her career, her personal life, what have you.... but the clips from that sauna scene? DAMN.

There's just something about seeing a woman in the shower that does it for me.

While we're on, roughly, that topic. I could stand Katie Perry if she wasen't so smug about her concepts. We get it. You're being naughty

At 11/9/08 09:15 AM, stafffighter wrote: You're being naughty

She could be naughty with me anytime she wants...

Somehow I've managed to volunteer myself into tutoring a girl in my Political Analysis class. I'm unsure as to how this happened. This is what working on essays and the like on a sunday does to me and why I shall never work on a sunday again.

I promise I'll stop complaining now

At 11/8/08 05:03 PM, fli wrote: I asked my friend Christian about this, and heck-- he was in the Marines, and he doesn't know this.

Now... with AK's.... would a Marine carry one?
God, I may remove that piece from my final project.

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Combat, 12 ga Shotgun. U.S. forces have that weapon.
That will blow a face off , (I promise)
Hell it will take a whole head right off from 20 ft with the right load...say a SSG magnum round.
It would be very nessy !

At 11/9/08 09:18 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 11/9/08 09:15 AM, stafffighter wrote: You're being naughty

She could be naughty with me anytime she wants...

Like I said. she's just so smug about it. Like have you seen her videos? She's very aware of how clever the thing she's doing is and she digs on it.
Like in her new video "hot and cold" she's talking about a guy who's hot and cold, fair enough. In the chorus she talks about how they kiss and make up. But she covers her mouth all coyly when she says "kiss" as to imply that she's using the term eupemistically and that infact their making up involves more than kissing.
And at the end she walks up to the guy with a zebra. What the hell does the zebra represent? He is afraid to commit to the zebra? Is te zebra both black and white like him? Oh, I get it. Clever!

Somehow I've managed to volunteer myself into tutoring a girl in my Political Analysis class. I'm unsure as to how this happened. This is what working on essays and the like on a sunday does to me and why I shall never work on a sunday again.

I promise I'll stop complaining now

That's what exheling will get you

At 11/9/08 09:28 AM, stafffighter wrote: And at the end she walks up to the guy with a zebra. What the hell does the zebra represent? He is afraid to commit to the zebra? Is te zebra both black and white like him? Oh, I get it. Clever!

In a total moment of randomness you mentioning zebras has made me realsie how I ended up agreeing to tutor the girl in my lesson. I now know to avoid all horse like creatures as a topic of conversation on sundays.

Seriously, I'm not joking, discussing Zebras is the caus eof my agreeing to tutor someone.

At 11/9/08 09:35 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

Seriously, I'm not joking, discussing Zebras is the caus eof my agreeing to tutor someone.

Dude, there has to be more of a story to this than you telling us. Who were you discussing zebras wiyth? Where were you? What context did zebras enter the conversation in? Paint the scene for us.

At 11/9/08 09:38 AM, stafffighter wrote: Dude, there has to be more of a story to this than you telling us. Who were you discussing zebras wiyth? Where were you? What context did zebras enter the conversation in? Paint the scene for us.

Talking online via facebook, girl from my analysis class, at home. She said she was hungry enough to eat a giraffe and that she wanted to own a giraffe. I said I'd prefer a zebra and made some comment about helping it overcoming its identity crisis ( cause its both black and white), she asked if I liked to help people, I said yes, she asked me to help her, I said yes.

There may be a few more steps in the conversation that I missed.

At 11/9/08 11:46 AM, Grammer wrote:

At 11/9/08 10:55 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Ummm..... Here's a picture.

Then every religion is WRONG :O

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So what else is new ?

I wonder what his name is & if he is trying to cut down on smoking now that countries are banning it in public etc.

I made a new sig pic. I'm proud of myself ^_^

Am I allowed to find people who sign their posts and hit them with blunt objects?

Do they think it's some form or taging or is it kind of like "seacrest, out"?