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At 10/31/08 12:12 AM, Proteas wrote: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

They were Steve's crappy plastic-handled serrated kitchen knives, so I wasn't too sad. But it was still not a good feeling to have a blade break off in a damn squash.

This is why you should buy full tang, children.

At 10/31/08 05:11 PM, morefngdbs wrote: I am obviously the only person here who lives in the woods !

No, I did this documentary once about this witch that lived in the woods.

She apparently cut of pieces of their body first, like ears and whatnot and kept them in the corner.

I was so startled.

Meh.....

I hate rainy days. Make me feel grim. Totally ruins my day.

We've only had two trick or treaters so far, and it makes me sad. :(

I turned off my downstairs lights and porch light to make damn sure no little kids ask for candy.

I do have candy. But it's mine >.>

At 10/31/08 08:57 PM, Malachy wrote:

I do have candy. But it's mine >.>

KIDS DON'T GET ANY OF MA CANDY!

no caps

Btw, picking up the trumpet.

I gave out king sized candy bars this year...
They're all gone, and my house is called "the cool house." They're all gone right now.

Except for all the older-end of the teenagers who dress in all black and think they're too cool to say, "Trick-or-Treat."

Jesus, one guy was 17... and he had a more complete beard than me. And he weighed more than me (I'm 250) and was taller than me.

I tell them the candy is for the kids, and to go and find a party or something.
I'm headed out in a few minutes to a friend's for a very small party-- depending if my current ABF (Almost-B-Friend) is at his home right now.

He's coming out of work right now and he's probably not in the mood of giving candy. So, maybe some horror movie and an In-And-Out Burger for the two of us.

I didn't dress anything this year, but I'm sure the mask I'm born with is enough for now.

OH--
A cat nearly attacked my cockatiels today. Poor things were so scared today that they looked shocked for a very long while.

We got one trick or treater apparently. Which is cool, more candy for me.

We bowled the fire department tonight...none of them showed up...neither did any of my team mates...I kicked ass personally, but no one saw it.

Also we lost because two of my mates have pretty crappy averages...we lost to people who weren't even there...god that is sad/

At 10/31/08 05:11 PM, morefngdbs wrote: I am obviously the only person here who lives in the woods !

If by "in the woods" you mean an actual domocile somewhere out in the middle of a densely grown rural forest area, then yes. I live out in the sticks, and I see my fair share of small furry woodland creatures, but I don't live in the woods.

At 10/31/08 05:32 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: But it was still not a good feeling to have a blade break off in a damn squash.

It may have been over-ripe if it was that difficult to cut raw, they're supposed to be relatively soft and easy to cut if good (like slicing through lunch meat).

This is why you should buy full tang, children.

True. I broke what I thought was perfectly good steak knife in two one time prying frozen burritos apart, and then I was left standing there holding the pieces when I realized that the shank of the blade only when like a quarter inch into the handle. Junk.

I would absolutely LOVE to get my hands on a good Damascus Steel kitchen knife like what they sell on the Japan Woodworker website, but they're so damned expensive as to be ridiculous. I could put four new tires on my car for the cost of one chef's knife.

At 10/31/08 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote: At work, I dressed like a kitty cat today.

Tail?

My job > your job.

This makes the third year in a row I've had to work Halloween and not been able to dress up. I'm getting pissed.

At 10/31/08 11:46 PM, fli wrote: Jesus, one guy was 17... and he had a more complete beard than me. And he weighed more than me (I'm 250) and was taller than me.

Okay, at that point, they need to just buy their own damn candy.

OH--
A cat nearly attacked my cockatiels today. Poor things were so scared today that they looked shocked for a very long while.

Did they apologize to the cats for being so tempting to look at?

(just kidding dude, hope they're all right).

At 10/31/08 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote: At work, I dressed like a kitty cat today.

I made cupcakes and cookies and we read stories and I yelled BOO and they all screamed.

I officially have a crush on Seven now

I came after seeing this

We had 2 trick or treaters, my little cousins. the little girl was a zomb ie bride. She was going to be Hannah Montana but at the last minute decided "nope, zombie bride." That's a cool kid

At 10/31/08 08:36 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: We've only had two trick or treaters so far, and it makes me sad. :(

Aw.
Trick or treat!

Given that I am in college, I am in contact with violent socialist movements; I have molotov bombs O_o
Cadny nao

At 10/31/08 11:46 PM, fli wrote: Jesus, one guy was 17... and he had a more complete beard than me. And he weighed more than me (I'm 250) and was taller than me.

Okay, at that point, they need to just buy their own damn candy.

=( But I want cadny!

At 10/31/08 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote: At work, I dressed like a kitty cat today.

My job > your job.

I made cupcakes and cookies and we read stories and I yelled BOO and they all screamed.

What happened to pumpkin 7?

At 10/31/08 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote: At work, I dressed like a kitty cat today.

I wish my teachers looked like you and dressed as kitties :P

At 10/31/08 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote: At work, I dressed like a kitty cat today.

My job > your job.

I made cupcakes and cookies and we read stories and I yelled BOO and they all screamed.

Should of told them stories about me. Oh boy what a kicker.

So there I was in an orphanage with a jar of mayonaise.

At 11/1/08 09:53 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 10/31/08 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote: At work, I dressed like a kitty cat today.

I wish my teachers looked like you and dressed as kitties :P

I also agree with TNT.

At 11/1/08 12:53 AM, Proteas wrote: It may have been over-ripe if it was that difficult to cut raw, they're supposed to be relatively soft and easy to cut if good (like slicing through lunch meat).

No, it was exactly perfect, according to the online "how to pick a Hubbard squash" stuff I looked up. It's just that Hubbard squashes are eating squash, and they have super thick rinds and flesh. Cutting a straight line is fairly easy, once you get through the rind, but I was trying to cut the "lid" and that requires curves. Not nearly as easy as a thin-walled pumpkin.

All clubbin and no sleep makes BrianEtrius a tired boy.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Drago n_Ball_Z:_The_Missing_Episode_Transcript

DBZ lost script, enjoy.

At 10/31/08 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote: At work, I dressed like a kitty cat today.

woof woof seize :)

what grade do you teach as i assumed as much of your comments?

It's been 5 months since my last haircut.

My head it so much lighter now.

;

Trick or treat??? I choose trick!

Halloween gone wrong...

At 11/1/08 04:43 PM, ThePretenders wrote: Trick or treat??? I choose trick!

Halloween gone wrong...

WTF happened here? Can't people have fun without being shot to death? The killer must have been crazy to kill a 12 year old over Halloween.

At 11/1/08 04:46 PM, ThePretenders wrote:

At 11/1/08 04:43 PM, ThePretenders wrote: Trick or treat??? I choose trick!

Halloween gone wrong...

WTF happened here? Can't people have fun without being shot to death? The killer must have been crazy to kill a 12 year old over Halloween.

that story doesn't even mention why the guy had started shooting.

it wasn't even like "he didn't open his door so the father started yelling" or "the guy was irate and screaming at the family"

all it sounds like is that the family walked up to the door and the guy started shooting them for no apparent reason.

The fuck was going on in that house that the other people who were there weren't involved in this story somehow? was there an ongoing argument in the residence?

So last night I helped organize a Soul Calibur 4 tournament here in AA. It was a lot of fun, but I realized something important: I'm not nearly as good as I thought I was. I might be the best SC4 player in Ann Arbor, but the guys who came in from Saginaw and Southfield were holy crap amazing. I took 5th (I think, might be 6th) out of 8, though I did put up a good showing even in the matches I lost.

Biggest lesson: I need to play against more characters more often. My lack of familiarity with some of the char's options killed me more often than anything else... that and I need to learn a little more about how to gain, maintain, and exploit advantage.

Second biggest lesson: I need a stick like fucking NOW.

At 11/1/08 05:50 PM, Ravariel wrote: So last night I helped organize a Soul Calibur 4 tournament here in AA.

A soul caliber tournament for recovering alcoholics? Damn I'm a bad person for finding that funny.

At 11/1/08 06:54 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/1/08 05:50 PM, Ravariel wrote: So last night I helped organize a Soul Calibur 4 tournament here in AA.

A soul caliber tournament for recovering alcoholics? Damn I'm a bad person for finding that funny.

Heh. I guess I am, too then.

Hey-

Remember not to consume alcohol while doing calculus.

So, in short, don't drink and derive.

At 11/1/08 09:30 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: So, in short, don't drink and derive.

*facepalm*

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Rome: Total War is fucking awesome!!1111!!312524784

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At 11/1/08 09:30 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Hey-

Remember not to consume alcohol while doing calculus.

So, in short, don't drink and derive.

hahahaha.
I got my new msn message.

At 11/1/08 10:25 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Rome: Total War is fucking awesome!!1111!!312524784

;

Told ya.
I defeated SPQR >:)
Now onto kill the Scipii

At 11/2/08 12:00 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 11/1/08 09:50 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: What happened to pumpkin 7?

I was pumpkin 7 two different times this month, we needed a kitty cat 7.

Two? I only saw one. Unfair :(

At 11/2/08 12:00 AM, SevenSeize wrote: If you haven't wondered where I've been, that's mean. I wonder about you. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL.

No, because you're liek oooooooolllllld.

Just to torment 7. I won fallout three and I did it with a supermutant named Fawk as my wingman.