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At 10/21/08 01:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: What if I bring another girl with me, just to keep things honest? I bet Christy would go with me....

Okay, I don't know if this is a good thing to say or not, BUT...

I know you're not telling us the whole back-story of you and this ex, but if everyone you know is telling you not to go, and you are worried about going by yourself, I wouldn't bother with a visit.

At 10/21/08 01:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: So far I haven't talked to a SINGLE person who thinks going to see this girl is a good idea...
What if I bring another girl with me, just to keep things honest? I bet Christy would go with me....

There ya go...
Listen to mother.

But, knowing how curiousity kills the cat--
whatever you do, don't make yourself look fatherly to her children.

Not to say nice, but-- I've seen this with my friends.
The old girlfriends who has other children, and suddenly reappears the "the one who got away." He starts being good to her and the kids, both forget themselves, and the next thing you know it, the kids are calling the guy, "Daddy."

And then the guy seperates from the old girlfriend, and the kids are confused and feeling abandoned.

And bringing Christy is NOT a good idea.
I may not know her, but I know how I feel when I see my ex's old boyfriends... It's one thing it's a bump in the store or movies whatever, but when one of them is looking for him... yeah, I got worried.

I see it like this.
If you like Christy and you feel that you got some chance with her,
you don't need closure.

You got something much better: opportunity and a future.
Forget about high school. You're way past that now.

At 10/21/08 03:29 PM, fli wrote: There ya go...
Listen to mother.

Mom said never do 'cid, either, and see how that turned out? I dosed up last weekend, and it was great! Although I did end up eating a good portion of a San Pedro cactus (I did this sober).

See how the more people tell me not to do this, the more likely I am to do it anyway? Damn rebellious congnitive dissonance.... I KNOW better, and yet....

whatever you do, don't make yourself look fatherly to her children.

Unless her children are scare proof, this shouldn't be an issue. Most kids are scared shitless of me, and for good reason.

Not to say nice, but-- I've seen this with my friends.
next thing you know it, the kids are calling the guy, "Daddy."

FEAR. A houseful of kids who aren't mine calling me daddy? That's a nightmare! And this is coming from a guy who doesn't have any issues with people ripping hooks out of each others backs.

If you like Christy and you feel that you got some chance with her,
you don't need closure.

Haha, I don't want Christy. She's WAY too imature/borderline lesbian. And by borderline, I mean I'd be better friends with her if she was gay. Christy's fun, but she's not.... sexual. She's very masculine for a girl.

You got something much better: opportunity and a future.
Forget about high school. You're way past that now.

I'm more wanting to do this in the same way I might poke roadkill with a stick. I'm actually looking forward to seeing her as a miserable failure.

Yeah, I know that's spiteful, but this chick broke up with me on valentine's day because I bought her flowers, and I can't pretend I wouldn't take a large amount of joy in seeing she turned out to be miserable trailer trash.

Damn... there really ISN'T any positive place for this to go... The only thing driving me wanting to see her is raw, unadulterated hate and spite. Well, that and wanting to bang her sister Tanya.

Basically, I'm a shameless networker, and I'm always looking for new musicians, new chicks, new dope connections, new everything, and a lot of times, all you need is ONE good connection trying to impress you with their network to make it to the next part of the chain.

At 10/21/08 02:44 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Yes quite.

Though I would like to see a few more posters from the past.

The last few days have been good when it comes to having long lost posters show their e-face again. I saw RedSkunk, Empanado and ReiperX post recently, it's 2005 all over again.

Including JHMX, one would think that Prague would have internet capabilities.

I'm not sure, but I don't think he actually went.

At 10/21/08 05:23 PM, lapis wrote:

At 10/21/08 02:44 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Yes quite.

Though I would like to see a few more posters from the past.

The last few days have been good when it comes to having long lost posters show their e-face again. I saw RedSkunk, Empanado

He said we were assholes :(

I'm not sure, but I don't think he actually went.

Indeed, Skunkay has busted that myth.

At 10/21/08 04:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm more wanting to do this in the same way I might poke roadkill with a stick. I'm actually looking forward to seeing her as a miserable failure.

... the next person to make jokes about my psychological well being after seeing this post from Funk is going to get my foot up their ass.

At 10/21/08 06:26 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/21/08 04:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm more wanting to do this in the same way I might poke roadkill with a stick. I'm actually looking forward to seeing her as a miserable failure.

... the next person to make jokes about my psychological well being after seeing this post from Funk is going to get my foot up their ass.

We all have a darkside like that. Funk is just more overtly open to / honest with it.
Anyway, who's this Obama guy? There's like nine topics up about him.

At 10/21/08 06:39 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I need some beer.

Shit, I need several drinks, on top of that, and a lot more. Jesus. That is not good.

Proteas is crazy...

the Dumarquisx we received is defective, anyone want to ship it back?

Here's parts of my upcoming conspiracy theory, if anyone have the resource to make it into a "documentary" I won't mind if you do so

It involves a sports team called the "New England Patriots", remember how they were caught cheating early last season with a spy camera? There's more to that, in 2001 when Drew Bledsoe was knocked out, Tom Brady took his place. For the first few games Brady was in, he's up and down until October 14 when he defeated the Chargers in overtime, in the next game when he defeated the Colts, he posted a passer rating of 148.7, want to know what's weird about this? The Patriot Act was proposed two days later, just when the Patriots started to get into groove though they had a setback in October 28 when they lost to the Broncos later on, but since then they went 8-1 the rest of the way and made the playoffs. Being that 2001 is the same year 9/11 happened, it seems that everyone wanted the Patriots to win as it was pretty fitting so with that in the playoff game against the Raiders the league conspired to fix the game which would eventually assure the Patriots will reac the Super Bowl by beating the Steelers.

In 2002 when the Super Bowl starts, the odds are against the Pats as they're up against the Rams which happens to be an offensive powerhouse, with that many people expected the Rams to win until the Patriots upset them 20-17. Want to know what's interesting? In the early 1990s, before Kraft became the main owner of the team, there was an offer to purchase the Patriots so they would be moved to St. Louis, the deal fell through and guess what team took their place instead? You got it, the team they've beaten in the 2002 Super Bowl. Also the infamous Tuck Rule that screwed the Raiders may have also implied that there's a conspiracy involving 9/11 as well, Loose Change got it right but it's for different reason and it's the conspiracy I'm discussing right now.

There's more but I'll post the rest tomorrow.

At 10/21/08 08:50 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Here's parts of my upcoming conspiracy theory, if anyone have the resource to make it into a "documentary" I won't mind if you do so

It involves a sports team called the "New England Patriots", remember how they were caught cheating early last season with a spy camera?

Location: New York, New York.

The Sox were knocked out of the series you can stop being bitter now

At 10/21/08 09:30 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

The beer didn't really help.

Time to break out the cough syrup............

At 10/21/08 09:35 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

I dont have any :-(

Cigars anyone then?

Drinking/smoking = bad.

You guys stop now. >:I

And clean your rooms.

;

I ran out of vodka last night. It was sad

At 10/22/08 12:30 AM, Malachy wrote: I ran out of vodka last night. It was sad

Not as sad as the loss of Wilson.

Willlllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssss ssssssssoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, not good.

Singin don't wooorry
'bout a thing
'cause every little thing
gonna be alright...

Rise up this mornin'
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin' : this is my message to you ou ouuu

At 10/22/08 07:40 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Singin don't wooorry
'bout a thing
'cause every little thing
gonna be alright...

But... I thought things were all right before... is something going on I don't know about?

Rise up this mornin'
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep

Ok, ok, birds shit everywhere. I mean, not cool, little birdies pitching turds by my doorstep, but at least they missed me. No big deal....

Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,

...During my hangover, giving me a headache. But that's just me, it's not their fault...

Sayin' : this is my message to you ou ouuu

GODDAMNIT!!!! FUCK YOU LITTLE BIRDS!!! FUCK YOU!!!

*pulls out .22 pistol*

HERE'S MY MESSAGE TO YOU, YOU LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES!!!

*KRAK!* *KRAK-KAK!*

*Birds fly away*

*one bird falls to ground*

*smile*

Hey look, things turned out good after all... free breakfast!

*takes bird inside house ominously*
*sounds of several minutes of knife work*
*sounds of the satisfied bubbling of a deep fryer*
*walks outside again, munching cheerfully*

Mmm...looks like every thing's gonna be alright after all....

At 10/22/08 12:32 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 10/22/08 12:30 AM, Malachy wrote: I ran out of vodka last night. It was sad

Not as sad as the loss of Wilson.

Willlllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssss ssssssssoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, not good.

Damn you I haven't watched it yet.

Damn you DVR!

At 10/22/08 07:40 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: three little birds

yay Marley

At 10/22/08 07:44 AM, SevenSeize wrote: When I read this, I was waiting for like little blue birds to fly in my window and start cleaning like on the Disney movies....

R-g told you not to drink >:(

<3

At 10/22/08 11:06 AM, Malachy wrote:

At 10/22/08 12:32 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 10/22/08 12:30 AM, Malachy wrote: Willlllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssss ssssssssoooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn you I haven't watched it yet.

That movie is olllllllld. I watched it in London in 2001.

At 10/22/08 10:13 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/22/08 07:40 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: Singin don't wooorry
'bout a thing
'cause every little thing
gonna be alright...

But... I thought things were all right before... is something going on I don't know about?

You need to read the lounge more thoroughly.

Or a newspaper.

I bought 6 of them.
Guess which one's left-wing, center or right wing! :D

At 10/22/08 05:35 PM, SevenSeize wrote: IT TOOK ME 45 MINUTES TO GET HOME TODAY BECAUSE RENEE ZELLWEGGER IS FILMING A MOVIE AT A LAKE 2 MILES FROM ME. CURSE YOU RENEE ZELLWEGGER!!!!!1111

But she's pretty! :(

At 10/22/08 05:43 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 10/22/08 05:41 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

But she's pretty! :(

She is, but 30 minutes to drive one mile is tedious.

Because of the car industry's boom, we used to have 10 km (6 mile) queues in the Buenos Aires-La Plata highway.
Thank God for recessions!

And governments that decide to destroy financial systems for fun

At 10/22/08 05:43 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 10/22/08 05:41 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

But she's pretty! :(

She is, but 30 minutes to drive one mile is tedious.

You should try to drive around Ann Arbor on Game Day. My second day as a Driver for a local sub shop was a football Saturday... took me 45 minutes to drive from the corner of Packard and Hill to the corner of Packard and Stadium. Mapquest that to see how not far that is.

This happens 5-6 times every season... ugh.

Fun BrianEtrius fact: He's currently working on a novel, titled the Nightfly.

And he's also busy doing other things which he doesn't want to do at the moment.

At 10/22/08 06:41 PM, Ravariel wrote:

At 10/22/08 05:43 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 10/22/08 05:41 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

You should try to drive around Ann Arbor on Game Day. My second day as a Driver for a local sub shop was a football Saturday... took me 45 minutes to drive from the corner of Packard and Hill to the corner of Packard and Stadium. Mapquest that to see how not far that is.

This happens 5-6 times every season... ugh.

Well, because unlike the rest of Michigan.
Your good at something there, preferiably football.

And Protupunk, thank god for Iggy Pop

At 10/22/08 10:13 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Mmm...looks like every thing's gonna be alright after all....

You see, this is what I was talking about. I joke about being the guy in the clocktower picking off people, Funk would actually BE the guy in the clocktower picking off people.

*shakes head*

Okay, I've got a question; has anyone who plays mmorpg's (not just City of Heroes) ever had experience with Gagora? I keep getting messages from these people in my inbox on COH, and I finally decided to look into it tonight. I've heard of people paying real cash for in-game gold in World of Warcraft, is this what they're referring to? Or is this a scam?

At 10/22/08 07:45 PM, Proteas wrote:
Okay, I've got a question; has anyone who plays mmorpg's (not just City of Heroes) ever had experience with Gagora? I keep getting messages from these people in my inbox on COH, and I finally decided to look into it tonight. I've heard of people paying real cash for in-game gold in World of Warcraft, is this what they're referring to? Or is this a scam?

I've never played mmorpgs, but from experience if there is something that says free, it's a scam. Trying to cheat your way around the design is near impossible. ignore it.

At 10/22/08 07:45 PM, Proteas wrote: *shakes head*

Don't worry Pro, FUNK scares me A LOT more than you do (not really at all, honestly).

no ban please? :S

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I had like the most awesome/depressing dream ever last night. Backstory:

Yesterday, a good friend of mine who I had kind of lost touch with over the school year from not being able to see her almost at ALL during school told me she missed me and that she was really bummed out. I asked her what was wrong and she told me (and this is the first time she's really let anything emotional out in a direct manner) that she was stressed out because of school and she felt like she was losing all her friends and was just feeling really crappy and frayed. So I consoled her, blah blah blah...

Well, then that night, I dreamt that she was crying (presumably about the above things) and I was there hugging her and trying to make her feel better. Everything was really aura-ish (we were surrounded by an almost washed-out NG light aura thing, sitting on a big wooden swing) and I kept looking at her face and lips a lot. Everything seemed so right, so I leaned in and tried to kiss her, but she stopped me. I asked her why and she said "because then I would know that I loved you". I smiled and leaned in again and kissed her on the lips. There was like a soft explosion of light and everything seemed really happy. Then I woke up.

I woke up feeling really pissed off that I had woken up, saddened by the fact that it wasn't real, and kinda happy in a way at how really romantically awesome the dream was.

Erm, yeah. That's it. Just felt like sharing.

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