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At 10/11/08 02:59 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

All I can say is thank god that my dad left me a decent amount of cash when he died. Otherwise I'd be fucked.

Jesus chirst that's a lot of dough. Give me a second to convert it to dollars......Jesus at least $4080.

Well at least you got the dough.

Bass is fucking godly.

Aura change.

That will be all.

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At 10/11/08 06:57 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Bass is fucking godly.

DO you mean the fish or the "People who aren't paying attantion will think this is a guitar"?

Aura change.

Really? So you looked deep into your soul and decide your voting habits suited this more than the other?

That will be all.

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No it will not be all. More needs to be done.

At 10/11/08 07:18 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/11/08 06:57 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Bass is fucking godly.

DO you mean the fish or the "People who aren't paying attantion will think this is a guitar"?

The latter. ;)

Aura change.

Really? So you looked deep into your soul and decide your voting habits suited this more than the other?

How does one vote in a "fab" manner? :o

That will be all.

No it will not be all. More needs to be done.

BUT WHO SHALL LEAD US???

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At 10/11/08 08:01 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

BUT WHO SHALL LEAD US???

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My cheesy one liners and I................will lead you.

At 10/11/08 08:01 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 10/11/08 07:18 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Aura change.

Really? So you looked deep into your soul and decide your voting habits suited this more than the other?

How does one vote in a "fab" manner? :o

You could have a sense of the ludicrisly absurd. Like when clown dies. Are you old enough to remember that simpsons episode?

That will be all.

No it will not be all. More needs to be done.

BUT WHO SHALL LEAD US???

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Not me. I've had like six beers and I'm approaching the intellegence level of the average voter.

At 10/11/08 08:10 PM, stafffighter wrote: Not me. I've had like six beers and I'm approaching the intellegence level of the average voter.

I'm catching up to you (in drunkenness, not number of drinks).

At 10/11/08 08:28 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 10/11/08 08:10 PM, stafffighter wrote: Not me. I've had like six beers and I'm approaching the intellegence level of the average voter.

I'm catching up to you (in drunkenness, not number of drinks).

Don't judge yourself too harshly. All the muscle I've put on has to in some way affect my alcohal tolerance. I mean it's there and it's body tissue. It has to have some effect.
In drunkeness news. I gues I'm not too far gone because I've decided to watch "shoot 'em up" instead of "eurotrip" which is my usual drunk film. Right now I'm between thinking I could fight like that and just wanting to fire up the latest Hitman game and doing it there. Damn, I wish I beleived in something enough to kill that many people.

At 10/11/08 03:16 AM, Ravariel wrote: Kinda like Denny's... it's yummy and greasy and then it's a race with the devil to get home in time.

It's NOT greasy! I mean, yes... fried food. But it's not dripping with grease.
That's why I like it... really good quality burgers. But the name "in-and-out" is a misnomer... so many people, it takes FOREVER to get your order.

But it's worth the wait in my books.

I didn't go to In-and-Out.
So much work right now...

staff, I'm still workin on the song if you are wondering. However, i have no microphone, but I try to get one soon.

At 10/11/08 10:16 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: staff, I'm still workin on the song if you are wondering. However, i have no microphone, but I try to get one soon.

Dude, youre doing me the favor here. I have no business being a slave driver. I've waited a long time to see one of these made into a real some and I can wait a little longer. Thanks again for taking interest.

Parody paper finished.

It's a long read, but I would appreciate any and all feedback. The window for alterations to be made is now until Monday evening.

Cheers.

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At 10/10/08 03:16 PM, fli wrote: I used it back then to control the acne on my chest and back.

It works for acne as well? Hm...

I didn't like it... it seems way too dark now.

I was wondering if it was always like that or not. I mean, I chuckled at certain parts of it (like the mother buying the auger/jackhammer for a sex toy), but it left me with that same kind of feeling like the life of the party just left for the night. Like the fun has been sucked out of the room.

At 10/10/08 07:00 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Any comments about my messy hair and lack of decent makeup will be met with a swift butt kicking.

OMG!!! It's the great pumpkin Clarissa Brown!

AND I WANTS TO SEX IT.

At 10/11/08 06:57 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Bass is fucking godly.

God I want a bass...

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One of the head cashiers at work stopped me yesterday after I clocked in, and asked me if I had ever signed up for a credit card through the company. I had not, but I signed up for one for her so she could get the little cash bonus in the contest they have going on.

Would you believe I got approved for a $1400 credit card through my own employer?

At 10/11/08 11:51 PM, Proteas wrote: Would you believe I got approved for a $1400 credit card through my own employer?

oddly enough that's the same as your monthly salary...

At 10/10/08 07:00 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Any comments about my messy hair and lack of decent makeup will be met with a swift butt kicking.

I'd hit it ;)

At 10/11/08 08:57 PM, stafffighter wrote: Don't judge yourself too harshly. All the muscle I've put on has to in some way affect my alcohal tolerance. I mean it's there and it's body tissue. It has to have some effect.

I can have six drinks and not be very drunk, and I'm female and weigh 115 lbs soaking wet. But I'm Irish-German with a dash of Scottish, so maybe that's it. I've also never had a hangover.

When I was in Louisville for the Annual Meeting I went to the Maker's Mark bar and ordered a flight of Four Roses - a double shot of each of that distillery's finest labels, for a total of six shots of Kentucky bourbon. While I was finishing that, a gentleman asked if he could buy me a drink, and since I had made my relationship status clear (he wanted me to stick around so we could talk about guns, actually), I allowed him to order me a mint julep.

The six shots of bourbon went pretty easily. The mint julep was probably two shots' worth, and I admit afterwards when I paid my tab and got up to head back to the hotel, besides having to pee like you would not believe (four iced teas at dinner before coming to the bar, plus the booze), there was a little bit of a sway in my step. But I was sober enough to walk into a Borders, ask where the restroom was without slurring, unbutton and unzip my own fly, pee without splashing, rezip, buy a CD, make reasonable small talk at the register, and get back to my room three blocks away without incident.

Not bad for a skinny chick.

I get tipsy after like half a glass of a mixed drink

but I can drink a good amount without adverse reactions.

Montreal was weird because I had only driken maybe 4 or 5 beers the entire time and by the time I was throwing up, most of those should have been out of my system. I feel my immune system was busy trying to fight something. I never threw up from alcohol before.

I know that some meds will make your liver ignore alcohol and it'll stay in your system much longer...but I don't remember being on anything.

oh well, I had my few shots of vodka in sour mix and a mikes tonight and the buzz is already gone.

Totally broke out the Grateful Dead records today. Jerry, you passed away too early.

Interesting letter from the Student Loans Company yesterday - apparently it's easier to pay off your student loan now. Very tactful for them to send that out in the middle of a global financial meltdown and in the face of an impending recession.

In other news, have a gummi lighthouse:

At 10/11/08 06:57 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Aura change.

UR NOT ME U

At 10/12/08 10:40 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: In other news, have a gummi lighthouse:

Those do not look like lighthouses.

At 10/12/08 01:40 PM, SuperDeagle wrote:

At 10/12/08 10:40 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: In other news, have a gummi lighthouse:

Those do not look like lighthouses.

Viagra can help make them grow.

At 10/12/08 01:58 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

Viagra can help make them grow.

Grow my minions grow!

In other news, I <3 Keanu Reeves.

I love the scruffy.

At 10/12/08 02:16 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:
In other news, I <3 Keanu Reeves.

I love the scruffy.

What is it with you and your man-crushes on horrible actors?

At 10/12/08 02:22 PM, Ravariel wrote:

What is it with you and your man-crushes on horrible actors?

Come on, Ravariel, admit it. You got some too.

At 10/12/08 02:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Keanu Reeves is not horrible!

HE'S GOING TO SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Another reason why I <3 you too, 7C.

I have a man crush on Neil Gaiman

At 10/12/08 02:39 PM, Malachy wrote: I have a man crush on Neil Gaiman

I'll fight you for him...and John Barrowman.

At 10/12/08 02:42 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 10/12/08 02:39 PM, Malachy wrote: I have a man crush on Neil Gaiman

I'll fight you for him...and John Barrowman.

I join in......with my Sean Connery.

First guy that the phrase "Women want him and men want to be him" was applied to.

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