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I've rediscovered the rubber pencil trick. It's fucking facinating.

At 10/7/08 06:49 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Oh yah, fli, we got to meet up again.

"again?"
Yes... in December, where there's a lot of celebrational things around--

I KNEW I should have taken my phone off the hook today.

About 12:30 I got a call from my department manager, stating that there was no one to close my department OR the adjoining department for the night, and he needed me to come in. He allowed me to come in late tomorrow morning (I was supposed to open in the morning) and to pick either thursday or friday as my next day off (I took thursday off so I won't have to open).

I worked my ass off. They had a freight truck this morning and I was putting freight up until 8:30 this evening, which is a fluke if I've ever seen one because freight is normally up by 3 at the latest.

I'm going to sip on some tang, watch bizzare foods, and tool around in COH for a while. God am I tired.

At 10/7/08 10:52 PM, fli wrote: "again?"
Yes... in December, where there's a lot of celebrational things around--

Whoops, sorry.

Yeah, when's good for you in December?

At 10/7/08 10:24 PM, stafffighter wrote: I've rediscovered the rubber pencil trick. It's fucking facinating.

OMG...
I discovered that... if my right index finger and my right middle finger sandwhiches my thumb... and if I bend my left thumb...

I can make it look that I can magically detach my thumb.

At 10/7/08 11:25 PM, fli wrote: OMG...
I discovered that... if my right index finger and my right middle finger sandwhiches my thumb... and if I bend my left thumb...

I can make it look that I can magically detach my thumb.

HOW DOES HE DO IT???????????

no caps.

Better question: Why does he do it?

It's magic...

Check out my new camera phone!

At 10/7/08 11:25 PM, fli wrote:

At 10/7/08 10:24 PM, stafffighter wrote: I've rediscovered the rubber pencil trick. It's fucking facinating.

OMG...
I discovered that... if my right index finger and my right middle finger sandwhiches my thumb... and if I bend my left thumb...

I can make it look that I can magically detach my thumb.

I found out that if y = f(x)= e^x then y' = f'(x) = e^x

At 10/8/08 04:20 AM, ThePretenders wrote: Check out my new camera phone!

Hey, I used to have a Nokia like that. I was kewl. Now everyone has cellphones :( ; 44 million in Argentina.

At 10/7/08 05:24 PM, SolInvictus wrote: but evil is good.

Hmm.. evil IS good... you have a point.

However, I quit that band last night. I may play ONE more little gig with them, but after that... I'm off like all bets on the US economy.

So apparently Tennessee is famous for our "fainting goats." and it occured to me that the BEST reason for fainting goats is... WAIT FOR IT.....

ANIMAL SACRIFICE.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, a fainting goat is the PERFECT subject for animal sacrifice, because it doesn't struggle when you hold it up by the horns and slit it's throat. Plus they're smaller than regular goats, and that means less mess.

I don't know what they cost, but I have GOT to get one and cut it's little throat, drink it's still beating blood, gut it, skin it, eat it, and have the rest of it taxidermied.

Let me get this straight...OJ Simpson can get away with murder, but faces life imprisonment for armed robbery?

At 10/8/08 10:40 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: ANIMAL SACRIFICE.

hunting license: $25 or $30
borrowed rifle: $0
access to state land: $0

Deer: $0

so lets see here. If you were a real man and actually decided to go hunt your own food, you could do all this for cheap.

At 10/8/08 07:52 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: I found out that if y = f(x)= e^x then y' = f'(x) = e^x

n00blet

At 10/8/08 10:56 AM, Malachy wrote: so lets see here. If you were a real man and actually decided to go hunt your own food, you could do all this for cheap.

And how would I get a living, unwounded deer to the altar like that? Put a salt lick on it? Yeah. NO.

I'm not just talking about killing my own meat, I'm talking about sacrifice. Big difference.

At 10/8/08 02:33 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/8/08 10:56 AM, Malachy wrote: so lets see here. If you were a real man and actually decided to go hunt your own food, you could do all this for cheap.

And how would I get a living, unwounded deer to the altar like that? Put a salt lick on it? Yeah. NO.

I want to say "petting zoo and a good alabi" but that sounds too easy.

I have an interview tomorrow. Might mean I have gainful employment at 2 different places by the end of next week.

Yay!

Here's hoping I'm not too far behind in my bills.

At 10/8/08 04:20 AM, ThePretenders wrote: Check out my new camera phone!

Flight of the Conchords reference?

;

Posted a new song. Enjoy, or not.

its hemp day!

At 10/8/08 02:24 PM, lapis wrote:

At 10/8/08 07:52 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: I found out that if y = f(x)= e^x then y' = f'(x) = e^x

n00blet

Mine is less complicated, therefore superior.

and real men use delta x, not h.

CONGRATS SKUNKY 4 (belated) 1000 DAYS ON NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Sign-Up Date:
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At 10/8/08 08:48 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: CONGRATS SKUNKY 4 (belated) 1000 DAYS ON NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Sign-Up Date:
1/9/06
BBS Posts: 1,843 (1.84 per day)

where the fuck were you when I passed 2000 days, huh?

(2107 days)

At 10/8/08 08:54 PM, Malachy wrote:

(2107 days)

I thought there was no stat whoring or threads........

*Cough* Pasted 1 year anniversary *Cough*

How do people get others to create a birthday thread for them?

At 10/8/08 10:06 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: How do people get others to create a birthday thread for them?

Why? Do you want one?

Time on NG: 3 year(s), 0 month(s) and 18 day(s) (=1114 days)

Goddammit. I missed it. :(

AND 1111 days. I need to keep an eye out for 1337 days.

;

At 10/8/08 10:06 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: How do people get others to create a birthday thread for them?

They either have friends or remember the birthday of an important person and try to make themselves important through association. That's a phenomina I covered in the song I posted on my userpage earlier and no one read it.
It's self pity night in the lounge. I've never felt more at home.

At 10/8/08 11:23 PM, stafffighter wrote:

It's self pity night in the lounge. I've never felt more at home.

Hello my fellow loungers........my name is BrianEtrius and I'll be your singer tonight..........this one's for all for loners out there.....let's rise a drink to them...............

Hit it, Johnny.

I think I stuck some kind of cord in my playwrighting class...
3 minute (3 page) play competition...

Mine was about a messed up mother and her son and daughter... trying to poison their dad. The mother was just sooo messed up in my 3 minute play and enigmatic. I've decided to make my final project using that same formula.

I try to copypasta on here... but... it's not working.

At 10/8/08 11:28 PM, fli wrote:

I try to copypasta on here... but... it's not working.

Still.....I'd like to read it.