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One of the reasons Michigan is kinda ok... I can go literally 1 block to a liquor store, or if I'm feeling frisky 3 blocks to the Meijer...

Meijer is the god of supermarkets... only place you can buy Toilet Paper, a 5th of Jack and a hamster at 1 in the morning and it's legal.

Who knows how I did on my interview... if good, they'll call me. If not... then nothing.
Stupid thing I heard today.

"Paul Newman died a few days ago..."
"Who cares. He was only famous for salad dressing, anyways."

At 9/29/08 02:46 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

In Massachusetts, Grocery stores can't sell any alchoholic beverages what so ever.

So usually that means I have to pull a hey mister in front of a Packy store.

You're really, really wrong. I've both worked and shopped at grocery stores in Massachusetts that sold all kinds of alcohal. I just got a variety pack of sam addams at Hannaford.

Women suck....wait that's harsh....

Women who reject me suck. That is all I have to say. Now excuse me as I try and locate the crate of beer my landlord bought me and my mates yesterday.

drunken moderating yay!

At 9/29/08 04:48 PM, fli wrote: Who knows how I did on my interview... if good, they'll call me. If not... then nothing.

You'll get it. No one can paraphrase a gay bar like you.

Stupid thing I heard today.

"Paul Newman died a few days ago..."
"Who cares. He was only famous for salad dressing, anyways."

On that note I will tell you a joke.
"Paul Newman owned a company that made products. And then he died."

You didn't laugh either? In general they find that concept hilarious.

At 9/29/08 04:53 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 9/29/08 02:46 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

You're really, really wrong. I've both worked and shopped at grocery stores in Massachusetts that sold all kinds of alcohal. I just got a variety pack of sam addams at Hannaford.

And I worked in one that couldn't legally sell alcohol of any kind, as most massachusetts law dictates.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_law s_of_the_United_States_by_state

Look at the Mass one, most supermarket chains or non licensed stores can't sell it.

http://www.sec.state.ma.us/Ele/elepip/pi pidx.htm
Likewise, they tried passing a ballot change for it a couple of years ago.

At 9/29/08 05:45 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

And I worked in one that couldn't legally sell alcohol of any kind, as most massachusetts law dictates.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_law s_of_the_United_States_by_state

Look at the Mass one, most supermarket chains or non licensed stores can't sell it.

You didn'y say most. You said they can't. One word different but but an utterly different meaning.

http://www.sec.state.ma.us/Ele/elepip/pi pidx.htm
Likewise, they tried passing a ballot change for it a couple of years ago.

And while they were doing that you were our by package stores pulling hey misters. Damn that sounds dirty.

New Hampshire is awesome.

You can buy wine and mixers at hannaford or walmart. The state runs some liquor stores that are dotted all over the place. Convenience stores also have liquor and wine and beer.

God dammit, I got the flu.

Back from Doc, he says I got it.

Knew it wasn't a regular cold, it didn't go away after a week.

As if I didn't have enough crap on my table right now.

At 9/29/08 06:48 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Brian, feel better dear.

thank you. i think i'll sleep now.....

its september and almost all the classes i have to take this coming winter are already full. what the hell.

At 9/29/08 04:58 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Women suck....wait that's harsh....

Women who reject me suck. That is all I have to say. Now excuse me as I try and locate the crate of beer my landlord bought me and my mates yesterday.

drunken moderating yay!

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hait @ a-girl

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So, who wants to join me in the blowing my brains out with a .22?
We're gonna do it like it's 1929, baby.

I don't get it. Burn After Reading was at the top of the box office and the theaters around here still don't have it!

why the fuck would you allow House Bunny to last for a month, but you can't put fucking Burn After Reading out?!!!

At 9/29/08 11:09 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for this

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIII ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Marky Mark is fucking awesome.

At 9/29/08 11:19 PM, Malachy wrote: I don't get it. Burn After Reading was at the top of the box office and the theaters around here still don't have it!

why the fuck would you allow House Bunny to last for a month, but you can't put fucking Burn After Reading out?!!!

Was it an AMC?
Because AMC's are like the TBS of movie theater's....

Violent movies, for some reason, are done in a week... Yet, I once seen a Ella Enchanted stay up right until the DVD was about to sell.

I didn't even see Choke in their listings... I had to go to an independent film theater for that one.

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At 9/30/08 01:48 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: <-------------- phails at Microeconomics

You got 8/10. THAT IS NOT A FAILURE!

Does anyone have that magical "cure flu instantly" medicine? God, I would love it right now.

At 9/30/08 02:05 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Does anyone have that magical "cure flu instantly" medicine? God, I would love it right now.

Lead aspirin works. Of course, side effects include headache and bleeding to death, so I wouldn't recommend it.

At 9/30/08 01:59 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 9/30/08 01:48 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: <-------------- phails at Microeconomics

You got 8/10. THAT IS NOT A FAILURE!

But I'm not longer top of my class! At ECONOMICS.

Here you go guys, here's a vid of my gig last tues.

At 9/30/08 02:05 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Does anyone have that magical "cure flu instantly" medicine? God, I would love it right now.

Chicken soup...
You can't do anything but wait it out. I had the flu 2 weeks ago during the hottest days. I was hot... and I had a flu. I was miserable.

Sleep. Vitamins. And that's all...

At 9/30/08 04:44 AM, fli wrote: Was it an AMC?
Because AMC's are like the TBS of movie theater's....

no, it was a Regal, who typically have all of the current shows. i really don't get it

At 9/30/08 03:48 PM, Malachy wrote:

no, it was a Regal, who typically have all of the current shows. i really don't get it

Well, when it does come, see it. It is fucking hilarious.

At 9/30/08 05:09 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 9/30/08 03:48 PM, Malachy wrote:

no, it was a Regal, who typically have all of the current shows. i really don't get it

Well, when it does come, see it. It is fucking hilarious.

Incase you were talking about the house bunny:

Let me guess, at first her and the other girls are mismatched but through a series of mishaps it turns out they have a lot in common? It could only be better if she was interested in a guy who was already with a woman more apparently suited to him!
I have not seen the movie, how'd I do?

Incase you were talking about Burn after reading:

Yeah it looks good but I find that a lot of George Clooney's movies are very insistant. They're like "Get the fucking premise, viewer."

Also:

www.nightmarenewengland.com
I want to go so very badly. Halloween mini golf. The premise screams of awesome. Like you try to putt and a zombie jumps out.

At 9/30/08 06:46 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 9/30/08 05:20 PM, stafffighter wrote:

www.nightmarenewengland.com
I want to go so very badly. Halloween mini golf. The premise screams of awesome. Like you try to putt and a zombie jumps out.

WHY THE HELL DOESNT MY STATE HAVE COOL SHIT LIKE THIS????????????????????????????????????

Your state has new orleans. Doesn't that count?

At 9/30/08 07:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 9/30/08 07:10 PM, Malachy wrote:

I live like 4 hours away from there though, and that makes me a sad panda. :-(

Sexual Harrasment Panda.

But yes, New Orleans, beyond the flooding, crime and being the worst place imaginable on Earth that has every human sin and debauchery possible, is quite nice.

And now, I have to study for an Economics Test and not being able to sleep tonight.

I die a little inside everytime someone uses the phrase "could/should/would of". :'(

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High School Quiz Bowl tomorrow. Woo. -_-

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At 9/30/08 02:27 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: But I'm not longer top of my class! At ECONOMICS.

*bitch slap*

Fucking over-acheivers, so annoying.

I was going into a world geography class during my second semester and I kid you not, there was this gorgeous looking Indian girl sitting in the lobby of the library bawling her eyes out. I later found out because she made a 99 on a test. 99% in a second semester community college class, a level 100 class, and she was losing her mind as though she had flunked out of college completely.

I didn't know wether to feel bad for her being so tore up about it or to be disgusted over the whole scene. Now it's mainly disgust, because she wound up graduating magna cum laude anyway.

*grumble grumble*

At 9/30/08 07:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I live like 4 hours away from there though, and that makes me a sad panda. :-(

They don't have haunted houses or haunted woods near your place? The least you could do is see if any local churches are doing the Hell House thing for Halloween, that's good for a scare.

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My brother, for whatever reason, recently sent me this link. Racist Redneck Rebels "Keep the Hate Alive." I don't know why, but he and I have been LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF at some of the stuff on this cd. No instruments save for an acoustic guitar, some catchy lyrical structures, and the most off-the-wall stuff I've ever heard of. Apologies in advance for those of you who are offended, but be forewarned, it's not work-safe.

At 9/30/08 10:53 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Im takin my youngins to the zoo this month, while its decorated.

Better than our zoo......