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At 8/21/08 09:34 PM, stafffighter wrote: That society had yet to evolve to seeing women as sexual creatures and thus any need they had were seen as medical problems.

In times like these, I am reminded of the words of Bill Hicks.....

Playboy exists because sexual thoughts and desires exist, not the other way around. Sexual desire existed long before pornography was widely available, and the evidence of this can be found in the simple fact that we're all here.

Just remember, the Indians invented the Kama Sutra, the Greeks knew what homosexuality, orgies, and oral sex were all about. The Victorians were just to concerned with modesty and formality to really enjoy themselves, thus... vibrators as a way to treat depression and hysteria in women.

At 8/21/08 08:28 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 8/21/08 08:16 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Jesus, did I break rules again? Shit. I'm not smart, friendly, or interesting. does that mean I need to be put back out on th3 streets? :(

No. I like you.

I want to touch you at night. :3

;

Freakin me out now.........Well, I do live in certain part of Miami...

Just messin with you.

Hey Proteas, has the brother cool down yet?

At 8/21/08 09:36 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

*wishes you luck*

First year?

Yep

At 8/21/08 10:22 PM, Al6200 wrote: Yep

Go to your classes, don't drink too much, eat healthy whenever you can, and don't get any girls pregnant.

At 8/21/08 10:25 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 8/21/08 10:22 PM, Al6200 wrote: Yep

Go to your classes, don't drink too much, eat healthy whenever you can, and don't get any girls pregnant.

Well we know he won't have to worry about that last one.

At 8/21/08 10:25 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 8/21/08 10:22 PM, Al6200 wrote: Yep

Go to your classes, don't drink too much, eat healthy whenever you can, and don't get any girls pregnant.

Absolutely awesome, and almost impossible to follow, advice!

At 8/21/08 09:53 PM, Proteas wrote: Just remember, the Indians invented the Kama Sutra, the Greeks knew what homosexuality, orgies, and oral sex were all about. The Victorians were just to concerned with modesty and formality to really enjoy themselves, thus... vibrators as a way to treat depression and hysteria in women.

Speaking of hysteria...

Speaking of speaking of hysteria...

At 8/21/08 09:53 PM, Proteas wrote: Playboy exists because sexual thoughts and desires exist, not the other way around. Sexual desire existed long before pornography was widely available, and the evidence of this can be found in the simple fact that we're all here.

That, and the articles are really well written in Playboy... I used to read it a lot two years ago. But then again, it was always there at my friends house. In the kitchen, bathroom, living room...

The jokes are just plain horrible, though--

At 8/21/08 10:51 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 8/21/08 10:25 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 8/21/08 10:22 PM, Al6200 wrote: Yep

Go to your classes, don't drink too much, eat healthy whenever you can, and don't get any girls pregnant.

Well we know he won't have to worry about that last one.

I wouldn't be so sure about that... I know how to dress to impress the ladies:

At 8/21/08 11:28 PM, Al6200 wrote:

At 8/21/08 10:51 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 8/21/08 10:25 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 8/21/08 10:22 PM, Al6200 wrote: Yep

Go to your classes, don't drink too much, eat healthy whenever you can, and don't get any girls pregnant.

Well we know he won't have to worry about that last one.

I wouldn't be so sure about that... I know how to dress to impress the ladies:

Well that is the command officers uniform and woman are known to be attracted to power. I think you're onto something here.

At 8/21/08 11:42 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Well that is the command officers uniform and woman are known to be attracted to power. I think you're onto something here.

That's actually a security guard uniform. Gold is for commanding officers. Red is for security guards.

I'm bored. Here's a picture of my sister I drew.

I'm really bored.

Anybody got a suggestion for something to do?

At 8/22/08 12:33 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

Anybody got a suggestion for something to do?

Find all functions f: Z+ -> Z+ such that for each n %u0404 Z+ we have f(n) > 1 and
f(n + 3)f(n + 2) = f(n + 1) + f(n) + 18

In other words, define a function f(n) in a non recursive fashion such that f(n) returns a positive integer greater than 1 for any positive integer n.

It's a tough problem, I won't lie. Took me quite a few days to solve it.

Gotta say... I'm loving the new Metallica stuff. Kind of a combination of Master and Black... good shit. The thrash is back, without the shit that was Anger, and Lars finally turned his snare back on.

Granted I've only heard 2 songs.... the rest could be crap.

Goddangit...
I hate the "el" and "le" in English...

I nearly sent an important letter, and I wrote "angle" and "angel."
I also mixed up "waffle" with "waffel" like... 2 times in a row.

It's like... my weakness.

My year long not getting any action almost came to an end the other night...almost...and then I get told by my mates that she apparently has a boyfriend. Now whilst I didn't sleep with the gal we did fool around a bit and I now feel like an absolute asshole. Go me!

In other less depressing news Im currently watching ping pong at the olympics between two chinese ladies and the match is immense O_o

At 8/22/08 07:29 AM, SevenSeize wrote: You didnt know, so dont feel bad.

I feel guilty from laughing at people that slip on banana skins. I just have a permanent guilty conscience :)

Im going to work :-(

I'm stuck at home all day doign bugger all and getting bored. I'd actually like to have a job to go to. Just focus on all the little tykes that you're corrupti...I mean moulding into the next generation of succesful people = )

At 8/21/08 10:25 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 8/21/08 10:22 PM, Al6200 wrote: Yep

Go to your classes, don't drink too much, eat healthy whenever you can, and don't get any girls pregnant.

;;;;;;;;;;;
Wow, why not just shoot yourself now & get it over with !

Go to your classes, Drink your face off as long as you've got time to recover, eat cold pizza for breakfast as often as you can (a loaded pizza WITHOUT a bunch of 'shit' meat like peperoni or salami on it, is actually a representitive of most food groups, & is better than nothing ;-)

As a student, I was a card carrying participant, inside joke- (we carried condoms) but they're not the most reliable...so hopefully she's on birth control...BUUUTT after all why should you worry, you can't get pregnant :)
Good luck !

At 8/21/08 05:30 PM, stafffighter wrote: I don't smoke pot but structurally I'd love to know how one of those works.

i'll draw a diagram soon enough. thinking of drawing a how to diagram inspired me to make a book full of diagrams and pictures.

My local bar has instituted a hapy hour today :)
7 to 9 downstairs at the sports bar/poolhall & 10 to 12 upstairs in the lounge :)

a little hint what I'm planning for tonight ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=admx0WApz bE&feature=related

I said please don't slow me down

If I'm going too fast

You're in a strange part of our town.

Happeh is me. :)

;

At 8/22/08 12:04 AM, Al6200 wrote:

At 8/21/08 11:42 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Well that is the command officers uniform and woman are known to be attracted to power. I think you're onto something here.

That's actually a security guard uniform. Gold is for commanding officers. Red is for security guards.

My mistake. Apparently Picard was wearing gold that whole time.

At 8/22/08 02:26 PM, reviewer-general wrote: I said please don't slow me down

If I'm going too fast

You're in a strange part of our town.

Happeh is me. :)

Yeah, the night's not over
You're not trying hard enough,
Our lives are changing lanes
You ran me off the road
The wait is over
Now I'm taking over
You're no longer laughing
I'm not drowning fast enough

(perfect solo)

Now everytime that I look at myself
"I thought I told you, this world is not for you"
The room is on fire as she's fixing her hair
"You sound so angry, just calm down you found me"

I said: "Please don't slow me down if I'm going too fast"
You're in a strange part of our town

Yeah, the night's not over
You're not trying hard enough,
Our lives are changin lanes
You ran me off the road
The wait is over
Now I'm taking over
You're no longer laughing
I'm not drowning fast enough

God I love the Strokes.

At 8/22/08 06:51 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Has anyone here ever had a really bad job evaluation but were still able to keep their job?

I always thought bad job evaluations were like "You suck, you're fired." And good ones were "you don't suck as much as the next guy, hooray you get 6 more months!"

At 8/22/08 06:51 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Has anyone here ever had a really bad job evaluation but were still able to keep their job?

Yes.
However, in my job... my boss sort of new that a lot of my co-workers were just really dramatic because a lot of costumers wrote good stuff about me... plus, he would send his friends so that they could spy on his workers.

So much back stabbing at work.
I hope he will find out, eventually, that it's utterly useless to evaluate coworkers with other coworkers.

I'm glad that I had quite.

At 8/21/08 07:33 PM, fli wrote: What does this tell about men?

That we are quite the pragmatists :)
Engineering is fun; I have a friend that studies industrial engineering.

At 8/21/08 09:17 PM, Al6200 wrote: Well, I'm off to university this Saturday.

Wish me luck.

Glück!
You'll learn that it's kewl.
Unless, of course, that you fail at it.

Anyway, SATURDAY???
Are you japanese? :O

At 8/22/08 06:51 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Has anyone here ever had a really bad job evaluation but were still able to keep their job?

I do not work! :D
Yet, I will next year. :D
But for free :\

At 8/22/08 04:56 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: In other less depressing news Im currently watching ping pong at the olympics between two chinese ladies and the match is immense O_o

Arg 81- 101 US

We let you down, Nitro :'(

At 8/21/08 09:17 PM, Al6200 wrote: Well, I'm off to university this Saturday.

Wish me luck.

Glück!
You'll learn that it's kewl.
Unless, of course, that you fail at it.

Anyway, SATURDAY???
Are you japanese? :O

On merrier news, I figured out the Marginal Product of Labor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D:D

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ignore the flash

Your post is too long and constructed to respond to so I'll just assume they're moving in on saturday and classes will be in the regular week.
Big math hurts my head. I get nervous when the math starts getting into letters.

At 8/22/08 08:14 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Big math hurts my head. I get nervous when the math starts getting into letters.

Yes, variables are a bitch.

I should have it easy this semester: English 101, Quantitative Reasoning, Marine Biology, Economics 101 and International Relations.

At 8/21/08 10:16 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Hey Proteas, has the brother cool down yet?

He's refusing to talk to me right now, which is a blessing (I don't have to put up with his smarmy bullshit) and a curse at the same time (I wanted to apologize for blowing up the way I did, and he wouldn't hear it).

At 8/21/08 10:59 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Proteas btw, I missed your post earlier somehow. I'm sorry bout the drama, <3 for you.

You don't have to apologize for anything, it was my stupidity that took it way to far.

At 8/21/08 11:11 PM, fli wrote: That, and the articles are really well written in Playboy... I used to read it a lot two years ago. But then again, it was always there at my friends house. In the kitchen, bathroom, living room...

The jokes are just plain horrible, though--

I bought my first playboy a few months ago, and to be honest with you.... I was so aggravated that I paid six or seven bucks for it only to find less than a half dozen "artfully nude" pics in a magazine a quarter inch thick, that I didn't even bother to read the articles.

At 8/22/08 12:19 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: I will remember that

I've got a VERY interesting video link somewhere in my bookmarks on the subject, if you would like to see it. Mildly pornographic, mainly relating to the way to properly give a woman a "Happy Ending" after a full body massage.

At 8/22/08 12:59 AM, Ravariel wrote: Granted I've only heard 2 songs.... the rest could be crap.

You can go on youtube and check out "The New Song" and "Cyanide" being performed live, and supposedly they've released a music video for "The Day That Never Comes" (but all you can seem to find of it is a leak of the studio track set to pictures, and a "behind the making of" video).

So far, I like the last of those three the most. The sound is more reminiscent of a cross between vintage Metallica meets Load-era Metallica. Some metal-heads may groan at that thought, but it actually sounds pretty good.... and which would you rather see? Another St. Anger, or another Re/Load?

At 8/22/08 06:51 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Has anyone here ever had a really bad job evaluation but were still able to keep their job?

I've never gotten a bad annual review, but there have been a few occasions where I've teetered on the edge of getting fired for management hating my guts, so I feel your pain.