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At 8/19/08 08:24 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 8/19/08 08:22 PM, stafffighter wrote:

2. No, you suck, on men.

Funk went over this. I have a piece of paper which states that I do not, in fact, suck on men. ^_^

Right, no one has ever hidden their orentation with an arranged marriage. That's an idea I came up with just now.

At 8/19/08 08:27 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 8/19/08 08:24 PM, Malachy wrote: Funk went over this. I have a piece of paper which states that I do not, in fact, suck on men. ^_^

Right, no one has ever hidden their orentation with an arranged marriage. That's an idea I came up with just now.

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OK,,,,,so you have a piece of paper, that says that...but how is that proof ?
For the sake of argument , lets say its proof. That leaves a lot of other activities you & your male friends could be actively pursuing. like hand job action...games of hide the weenie.
You know what I mean ;-)

At 8/19/08 01:02 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm tempted to say your lack of non-lametron ladies is just the fact you live in a small town.

... will you get off me about the fact that I live in a small town? This other stuff I can take in good stride as the constructive criticism it is, but dude, we've already established the fact that I am not leaving the country any time soon.

And so we're clear, I have met women that I like and get along with. The only problem is that it's the typical deal of them either being married, taken, or simply not looking. I'm not living on the set of Men in Trees here.

At 8/19/08 10:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote: They always offer me candy.

Have you seen where Wal-Mart is selling packs of the BIG candy bars now? 25 candy bars for like $13 and some change. I've got a box sitting on the table behind me, filled with Twix, Snickers, Three Musketeers and Milky Way bars. YUMMY.

At 8/19/08 10:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 8/19/08 08:10 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: calm down SevenSeize for all you know it could be a trap!

They always offer me candy.

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for the record...I didn't offer Candy, I offered cake!
With a large tub of chocolate icing to frost your piece as you eat !
Oh, I also mentioned having beer. Which is true, I very rarely run out of beer.

But there were no STRINGS at all. My lover & I have a deal of monogamy & I have been holding up my end of the bargan :)
But no where in our bargan does it say we cannot be friendly, &/or friends with, members of the opposite sex .

At 8/19/08 07:13 PM, SuperDeagle wrote: It was just minor surgery to shrink my turbinates due to sinus/allergies.

turbinates sound awesome; i hope they gave you a couple extra.

Interesting Fli fact # 1...
Fli's penis is so hefty, he has to haul it in a New York style hot Italian sausage link push cart everywhere he goes...

Fli fact # 2...
FunkBRS insists on buying a sausage link from Fli...

Now, I wan't more "facts" about YOU, folks...

Sol Invictus refuses to write interesting facts about himself for fear they will inevitably be turned into penis jokes at his expense.

reviewer-general needs a name for his bass.

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1. BrianEtrius once met David Caurso in person, which Brian still thinks is fucking awesome.

2. BrianEtrius is still currently under the weather due to a change of 15 hour time zone difference.

3. BrianEtrius thinks that Law and Order sucks. All of them. Seriously, Burn Notice is better.

Tri-Nitro-Toluene is currently soaked to the bone after having to run back from the local pub to his house whilst it's pissing down with rain.

Tri-Nitro-Toluene is pissed off at himself as he had an oppurtunity to talk to a pair of attractive gals which, due to the power of hindsight, he is totally kicking himself over as he misse dthe oppurtunity.

Tri-NitroToluene likes chocolate fudge cake. Anyone who can give him this will be his best friend for life as it will make him feel better.

Stafffighter finally did enough crunches to develop the abs he tells himself he's going to get every summer and it is not beach weather where he lives which makes it fortunate there's like a week left in augest. Stafffighter will now be reminding himself what soda tates like.

Stafffighter has been on a big mst3k kick as of late.

At 8/20/08 06:21 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

7Cs is tired of being in charge of her grade level because watching 60 kids and 3 adults is harder than 20 kids and one adult.

Brian fells for you.

7Cs is picking up on sign language pretty fast.

Brian says congrats. (He would do some sign language, but he believes it doesn't work over the net.)

7Cs wants a pepsi.

Brian finally has found another person who enjoys pepsi. Horray.

Brian currently has finished getting all of the Sin City books. He is happy. Much happy.

At 8/20/08 06:35 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Brian currently has finished getting all of the Sin City books. He is happy. Much happy.

TNT is jealous of Brian and plans on stelaing his books.

TNT is happy hwoever that he has manaegd to pick up all the Punisher Max series that have been released so far.

TNT has whiskey. TNT is drunk. TNT is happy :)

At 8/20/08 06:57 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 8/20/08 06:35 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Brian currently has finished getting all of the Sin City books. He is happy. Much happy.

TNT is jealous of Brian and plans on stelaing his books.

Brian has prepared to put up his fortress. He laughs at TNT, for TNT will never get them.

Hartigan fucking rocks. And Dwight. Hell, everyone in that series is fucking awesome. And raw.

At 8/20/08 06:57 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 8/20/08 06:35 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Brian currently has finished getting all of the Sin City books. He is happy. Much happy.

TNT is jealous of Brian and plans on stelaing his books.

Stafffighter loves those books but always has a problem working around Miller's distracting art style.

TNT is happy hwoever that he has manaegd to pick up all the Punisher Max series that have been released so far.

Stafffighter is unsure as to wether he'll follow that series once Garth Ennis leaves.

TNT has whiskey. TNT is drunk. TNT is happy :)

Stafffighter isn't sure he wants to go that far so he'll probably stick with beer tonight.

I found a website today that sells knife making kits. I found pre-cut and filed damascus steel blades on the Smokey Mountain Knife Works site.

I'm thinking maybe a Buck 110 style folder with ebony scales, nickel butt-caps, and a damascus steel blade. Or perhaps a damascus ka-bar with black leather stacked handle....

At 8/20/08 07:15 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Thank you

You're welcome.

We must stick together.

Pepsi fans unite!

I only have 2 of them. I'll have to order offline, my local bookstores have nothing to meet my nerd needs.

Which ones?
Oh yeah, best bet is borders or amazon.

Im gonna make those little sausages wrapped in cheese, wrapped in croissant rolls for dinner.

I know thats techinically not a dinner food.

But I want some sort of meat covered in cheese so Im goin for it.

Sounds yummy. Brian now hungry. Damn you and your cooking skills!

At 8/20/08 07:29 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

The Big Fat Kill and A Dame to Kill For

YAY KILLING

Which one's your fav, or which one in the series?

Sounds yummy. Brian now hungry. Damn you and your cooking skills!

Oh no, I am in NO way the cooking skills regular.

Skunky and Fli can cook circles around me.

I just enjoy raising my cholesterol and can add cheese to pretty much any food.

hooray for early heart attacks.
I can barley even pour a bowl of cereal in the morning, let alone cook.

I don't understand how places like Target make money...I found the same crap in 3 different isles and there was industrial cleaning supplies like 3 feet away from the dairy isle.

yet it's still an awesome place.

Damn you Target.

I think having a dish washer is the bomb diggity. AND I found out that I have a garbage disposal as well. ftw.

354.97.

The total price for five books(two used, try to get more used, couldn't) for one semester at a State College (repeat state)

Fuck, by the way this is going I'm going to broke by Christmas.

At 8/20/08 10:13 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: 354.97.

The total price for five books(two used, try to get more used, couldn't) for one semester at a State College (repeat state)

Fuck, by the way this is going I'm going to broke by Christmas.

Welcome to college. be sure to take care of those new books because you can sell them back for like 8 dollars.
Also, one of those Dugger (family with longs of kids) specials is on tlc. For some reason whenever I watch one of these I expect Befell to show up. Why is that?

I could go for some cookies.

I made um..

chicken noodle soup.

At 8/20/08 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

That's not bad to me. My books were about 500.00 for an average semester. I had a few semesters though where books ran me near 800 bucks.

This first semester I got all of my books on Amazon, and it's cost about $400.

But I managed to get a calculus book for ten bucks.

At 8/20/08 10:13 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: 354.97.

The total price for five books(two used, try to get more used, couldn't) for one semester at a State College (repeat state)

Fuck, by the way this is going I'm going to broke by Christmas.

Get a job as a waiter... you'll always have money in your pocket.
I find that I can always bullshit the easy classes and save money on books... I did a biology class without cracking a book... just very carefully written notes. It was always easy because the teacher reviewed everything on the test the day before and all I had to do was show up with a tape recorder... and hear it as I slept.

Shot... I still remember The Organization of Living Things (Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species) because the teacher had a friggin great mnemonic for it: "King, put condom on for great sex.")

Just lurking around, but i decide to ask, What are the "requirements" to have the ability to post in this thread?

At 8/20/08 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 8/20/08 10:13 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: The total price for five books(two used, try to get more used, couldn't) for one semester at a State College (repeat state)

That's not bad to me. My books were about 500.00 for an average semester. I had a few semesters though where books ran me near 800 bucks.

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I seen Staff's post how if you take care of your books you can return them for 8 bucks eack W T F !
Why not just take care of your books (I'm a big believer of respecting books) & next summer if your done with them put an add out to sell the books for half price !
Surely not every book is totally redone for each subject that college teaches each & every year.
In Halifax there are 3 Universities, several colleges, and there are ads in the paper offering books for particular courses.
You also see them on the bulletin boards posted around the campuses.

just wondering why its different where you live ?

The thing you have to remember about the school bookstore is that they're profit making entities. Let's go dorm room commie for a moment and call them "the enemy." They sell you the overpriced book, afterwards put a few dollars in your hand, which to a college student seems like a lot, and pass a small amount of the saving back onto the next customer.

I think the average cost for books for me when I was going through community college was around $400 a semester. Of course, flunking courses and having to retake them again with the same book really helped to keep the cost of books down.

... I know some of you may be getting tired of hearing me talk about knives, but I thought you may get a kick out of this the same way I did; 12"x2" Damascus Steel Bar for making knives with. All you would have to do is shape it up, and put a handle on it, no heat treating or forging required.

I'm just tossing ideas around right now on what my next crafting project would be. I REALLY want to make a though, and I'm half tempted to cannibalize one of my many flat files for steel to do it with. But I'd definitly have to heat treat the steel on one of those after the fact, and that's a project and a half in itself.