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At 4/29/08 11:52 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 4/29/08 11:32 AM, Malachy wrote: what is with Disney's teen stars and not being able to keep their fucking clothes on?!

Teenage stupidity. Vanessa Hudgens didn't think that her boyfriend would share those photos with the whole world

Im glad he hooked us up. She has quite a cute bush on her. lol.

So, what did you guys do last night? I just sat at home, took some percocet and caught wrestling last night. All in all it was a pretty good night.

I really don't see what all the scandel is over an Annie Leobowitz Vanity Faire picture. You see more in a strapless dress than you do in that picture and at the risk of sounding old teenage girls wear shit that's a lot worse than a strapless dress. I know this sounds like a rant but really, get your heads in the game people

Art photo for a legitimate publication taken by a respected photographer

Frontal nudity in a picture her boyfriend passed on to other guys cell phones

Not the same thing

At 4/28/08 08:07 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 4/28/08 06:50 PM, Malachy wrote: I lost my virginity and immediately posted a blog on myspace about it when I was 14

I lost mine back during the first great war.

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I was a paperboy & I lost mine to a woman who was one of my customers. She was married & I was like 15. You see it happening on the news and stuff today & the adult usually goes to jail, I was lucky enough to get some great instruction & went back again & again (I also never mentioned it to a soul) even after she moved away, I knew a good thing when I had it !

Sometimes I wonder whatever happened to her .

Poli Awards when get?

Nominate.

best I.T.

At 4/29/08 06:16 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I know what happened to mine. He was arrested and subsequentially executed for espionage during the second great war. I had to find other men willing to get my starving family biscuts.

Mine was a time traveler. I don't know where she went, but I can presume she will die in the future.

Tough times.
I'm so sick ya'll it isn't funny.

E>

I'm feelin' badass today.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass ****** plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass ****** never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass ****** don't start fights
And ****** always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass ****** don't flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass ****** know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass ****** think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass ****** don't sleep

Hells yeah, mo'fuckas.

Office Space, FTW

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double post

I found out today that, without corrective lenses, I can't even read the big "E" on top of the eye chart. That's WORSE than 20/200. Not even CLOSE.

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Go out without your glasses, you will find many attractive women who would be willing to sleep with you.

At 4/29/08 09:48 PM, roachcore wrote: Go out without your glasses, you will find many attractive women who would be willing to sleep with you.

Who should do what now?

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At 4/29/08 08:16 PM, reviewer-general wrote: I found out today that, without corrective lenses, I can't even read the big "E" on top of the eye chart. That's WORSE than 20/200. Not even CLOSE.

I'm no better. I have "high myopia," which is basically really fucking blind.

I have an astigmatism in my eyes, but it's not too bad. with corrective lenses I see better than 20/20, without them I'm a wee bit nearsighted.

contacts get me better than 20/20 but not as good as my glasses, but that's with non-specialized contacts

Seriously... am I like the only person in my generation to be born with better than 20/20 vision?

Also: saw Apocalyptica at the Crofoot Ballroom in Pontiac tonight. Was fucking amazing! Their concert vids don't really give you the full floor-shaking experience. When you feel that low C through your heels and as your wallet bounces against your ass... well, then you know you're having a metal experience.

My only regret was with the brevity of the show (barely more than an hour... probably due to the fact that Perttu had broken his index bowfinger earlier in the day... but played anyway), and the size of the crowd ( not large, maybe 100-150 people). But my god did they make that building roar.

Highly recommended if you're into rock and they're making a stop near you.

www.apocalyptica.com

Estigmatism (sp?)
52/16 vision.
Red Green color blindness...

But at least my glasses are FABULOUSLY Dolce and Gabana..........

At 4/29/08 03:26 PM, PantyWipe wrote: Im glad he hooked us up. She has quite a cute bush on her. lol.

I wasn't to impressed, to be honest with you. She's cute, but I was expecting a choir of angels to start singing when it popped up on my computer, the way people had been talking about it.

So, what did you guys do last night? I just sat at home, took some percocet and caught wrestling last night. All in all it was a pretty good night.

I played "City of Heroes" last night until time for bed. I'm really getting into this game now.

My character is what's called a "Natural Scrapper," which is basically a nice way of saying he wasn't made a hero he just decided to up and become one, and specializes in hand-to-hand combat. There's was an option to give him some kind of super-power in the beginning, so I went for regeneration... basically, I'm playing Wolverine sans adamantium claws.

At 4/29/08 06:16 PM, SevenSeize wrote: btw, proteas, I <3 you.

:-)

Thanks for the note, mason. I did get it.

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I tend to piss people off when I tell them what my vision is. 20/15... I see shit that 20 feet a person with perfect vision would have to take 5 steps forward to see, or in other words, far sighted.

I'm known for wearing glasses all the time, but I really only need them for reading and driving.

I have no idea of this fractions you're talking about.

I don't use glasses, I thought I would need them earlier this year, because as I started reading a lot for college, my head hurt. But it was a mere viral episode.
My dad used to have myopia, I think, but he got eye surgery (with a diamond thingy, not laser) and now he's cured! Hurray!

At 4/29/08 03:26 PM, PantyWipe wrote:
So, what did you guys do last night? I just sat at home, took some percocet and caught wrestling last night. All in all it was a pretty good night.

Get bloody irritated at the news reporting about GTA IV corrupting young minds (see the link in the GTA topic I created), played a bit of Persona 3, started drafting a blog, visited my Greek empire on Rome: Total War, and watched the bonus material on my ROH: Driven DVD. Oh, and slept.

I just spent £100 on DVD's of Stand up comedians. God bless grandmothers!

Also, God Bless:

Dylan Moran
Lee Mack
Ed Byrne
Rich Hall
Bill Bailey and
Alan Davies

In case you hadn't worked it out I like my stand up comedy = )

Who do you lot like for comedy then?

At 4/30/08 01:10 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I just spent £100 on DVD's of Stand up comedians. God bless grandmothers!

Also, God Bless:

Dylan Moran
Lee Mack
Ed Byrne
Rich Hall
Bill Bailey and
Alan Davies

I've heard a bunch of those names before but the only guy who I've really seen in action is Dylan Moran. Black Books was a peice of brillience.

In case you hadn't worked it out I like my stand up comedy = )

Who do you lot like for comedy then?

I have to start the list with king, George Carlin
I like Demitri Marton but I wonder how his cd's do because a bunch of his act is visual.
sparing the commentary and jsut doing a list now, no order

Nick Sawrdson
Ron White
Mitch Hedburg
Robin Williams
Chris Rock
Dave Attel
Dane Cook. Yeah, I listen to Nickelback too. pour it on

That's just what I can get off the top of my head, which isn't all it could be because I gave blood today.
Funny story in that actually. The donation spot in my town was at a church. On the way out the door stuck so I had to really dig in to push it open. That plus a slippery doormat lead to loss of footing and landing right down on my knee, which I'm sure you all know causes certain reactions. Am I going to hell for swearing in a church?

Dane Cook is awesome and anyone who says different can punch themselves in the nutsack.

the father of LSD is dead.

so April 19th is Bicycle day, and April 20th is 4/20. what a weekend that could be.

At 4/30/08 02:32 PM, stafffighter wrote: I've heard a bunch of those names before but the only guy who I've really seen in action is Dylan Moran. Black Books was a peice of brillience.

I bought all three series of black books last week then the next day watched every episode with my mate. Good times = )

Am I going to hell for swearing in a church?

I'm sure God will over look it considering you were giving blood.

At 4/30/08 07:36 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: I have no idea of this fractions you're talking about.

When people talk about their vision prescription, it basically breaks down as follows;

The first number is what YOU see at 20 feet on an optometrist's board (the thing with all the numbers that gets consistently smaller line by line), and the second number is to compare against what someone with perfect vision sees at 20 feet on an optometrist's board. If you have 20/20 vision, you have perfect eyesight. If you're like me and have 20/15, you have better vision than the perfect individual they are comparing you to (as you can see at 20 feet what the guy with perfect vision would have to take 5 steps forward to see), but the downside is that it makes it difficult to focus on things that are close to you, thus they call it "farsighted."

Fli has 52/16 vision... which means he is EXTREMELY farsighted to the point that it is a bit detrimental, if I have it figured correctly.

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Have your coworkers ever made you step back and go, "wtf?" I called into work today on my day off because we have people from corporate coming in today and they wanted to have extra people in the store for an added presence and to help out with freight. I find out an hour and a half after being there that the proper channels were not followed and my department manager had no IDEA that I had been called in today (in fact, nobody did), much less did he want me there because I was going to have to duck out early tomorrow to keep under 40 hours. Turns out, a Customer Service Manager went over his head.

So I went in for two hours today, sick as dog because of something I ate last night, not wanted or needed.

And now I'm sitting here thinking... what would Jesus do?

At 4/30/08 02:32 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 4/30/08 01:10 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Who do you lot like for comedy then?

I have to start the list with king, George Carlin
I like Demitri Martin but I wonder how his CD's do because a bunch of his act is visual.

That's a good question actually... =O

Nick Swardson
Ron White
Mitch Hedburg
Robin Williams
Chris Rock
Dave Attel
Dane Cook.

May I make love to you? Please?

:3

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At 4/30/08 03:30 PM, Proteas wrote: Fli has 52/16 vision... which means he is EXTREMELY farsighted to the point that it is a bit detrimental, if I have it figured correctly.

VERY...
It's like "beer vision"... people look so much better when I have no glasses.

But anyways-- I got GREAT glasses.
Dolce and Gabana's... baby.

what would Jesus do?

If only sigs could be bigger... I would make that into a siggy.

At 4/29/08 10:57 PM, Christopherr wrote:

At 4/29/08 08:16 PM, reviewer-general wrote: I found out today that, without corrective lenses, I can't even read the big "E" on top of the eye chart. That's WORSE than 20/200. Not even CLOSE.

I'm no better. I have "high myopia," which is basically really fucking blind.

Whats your prescription?

I'm like -900 in both eyes.

At 4/30/08 03:30 PM, Proteas wrote: explanation

Ohhh, learning is fun.

And now I'm sitting here thinking... what would Jesus do?

No religion in the lounge :P

At 4/30/08 03:53 PM, fli wrote: But anyways-- I got GREAT glasses.
Dolce and Gabana's... baby.

I had a cool pen... but it has scratches all over it now =(
I have a cool book, though.

At 4/30/08 01:10 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: I just spent £100 on DVD's of Stand up comedians. God bless grandmothers!

That's what a teenager makes a month full time here at Mc Donald's.
*sad violin*

There are some Argentinian stand up comedians now. They have a show in my city.

Who do you lot like for comedy then?

Presidential speeches.

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SUCK THAT UBA. :DDDD!!!!!!

me = UNLP
evil guys = UBA

At 4/30/08 02:44 PM, poxpower wrote: Dane Cook is awesome and anyone who says different can punch themselves in the nutsack.

His humor is a little on the strange side... My favorite was always Cosby, then Chappelle.

I... I think I just cremed my pants.

Basically, that's $26 for a Damascus steel knife blade blank compared to $150+ for a premade Damascus steel knife. DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!

At 4/30/08 09:19 PM, Proteas wrote: I... I think I just cremed my pants.

Basically, that's $26 for a Damascus steel knife blade blank compared to $150+ for a premade Damascus steel knife. DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!

Dude, they go really low on eBay.

At 4/30/08 09:19 PM, Proteas wrote: I... I think I just cremed my pants.

Basically, that's $26 for a Damascus steel knife blade blank compared to $150+ for a premade Damascus steel knife. DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!

Dude, when it comes to knives Im trying to get the Tom Brown, Jr. Tracker knife as seen in the film "The Hunted".

Soon as I get $300 bones I can blow on a nice blade.