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Getting ready for the MTL meet, folks.

If I bring half a bottle of spiced rum and drink it in Kanadia before I return, do I still have to declare it?

^_^

At 3/19/08 06:46 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 3/19/08 06:31 PM, morefngdbs wrote: Wait a minute... What about Imperator & FUNKbrs ...

Impy is at teh scholarly place, gaining higher knowledge and is not present all the time. FUNK is off...being FUNK.

If it makes you feel better, they both make sure to visit you. :3

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Damn I'm good. I just "heard" my name being called telepathically, or rather through a series of tubes, known as the internet......

Someone publish a study quick! I think this is the world's first case of the Cocktail Party Effect being performed over the internet.

I've been busy. Let's put it this way, I have a test tomorrow....but I usually don't have class on Fridays....had to beg to get it pushed back so I could actually complete shit on time.

Got a major event this weekend, maybe I'll post up video of my friends and I dancing for admiration, ridicule, or whatnot.

I DID notice that generally debates here still kinda suck. The usual idiots haven't changed a bit, the smart ones seem to have grown a little.

I laughed my ass off when I snooped around here yesterday and found some dude who said "I think XYZ won because he had links". Really makes you wonder if some of the people here have never been out of the basement.

At 3/19/08 09:29 PM, Malachy wrote: Isn't drinking alone one of the signs of alcoholism?

FUCK no.

and oh yeah, if the Lounge is actually a bar, I'm not a regular.....I'm a Resident.

Cheers boys and girls.

At 3/20/08 11:10 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/20/08 11:02 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 3/20/08 10:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I am sooo freaking happy about the new video game forum.

Go to bed nao, you've got children to spank, and lots of hopping to do tomorrow.

No, I get to sleep in tomorrow.

I have tomorrow off. and all of next week.

I know I told you I was going to bed too, I swear I wasn't lying

I don't care anymore. You're probably giving Wade some bunny time now ='(

I DON'T WANT YOUR CAKE ANYMORE!
*throws cake in the garbage bin, and runs away crying*

At 3/20/08 08:09 PM, SevenSeize wrote: It involves fire, a ball pit, and loud music.

I know a place that sells great steam tents.

At 3/20/08 05:05 PM, morefngdbs wrote: There ready for the oven tomorrow.
Who wants pie ?

i was jamming with some friends about pie a few hours ago.

At 3/20/08 11:10 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/20/08 11:07 PM, Malachy wrote: Getting ready for the MTL meet, folks.

when is it?

T minus like less than 24 hours!!!!

At 3/21/08 01:54 AM, Malachy wrote: T minus like less than 24 hours!!!!

fuck.

THEN

At 3/20/08 08:09 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Me too.

Great minds think alike it seems.

Also:

Wow...just wow Seven.

Why the hell could I never get teachers that looked like you? Life is so unfair : (

At 3/21/08 04:41 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

Wow...just wow Seven.

Why the hell could I never get teachers that looked like you? Life is so unfair : (

I think David Lee Roth said it best with "I think of all the education that I missed. But then my homework was never quite like this."
Yes it's an easy refrence but I worked to put it in context. That picture has a real betty page quality to it. Esspecially because she dosen't seem too happy to be taking it.

At 3/21/08 09:41 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Just wanted to share the fact that my job allows me to wear ridiculous headware.

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My job requires that we wear full body rigging harnesses, with not only 2 seperate dorsal fall arrest points, we also have to be able to , tie off in to a working ring in the front of our harness & both sides. Depending on how we have to 'hang' ourselves from a building's beams or our wire rope & chain motors. plus carry a hundred plus feet of rope, hammer , wrench, cutter , pulley ,caribineers, daisy chains or lanyards.
My bloody belt/ harness weighs about 60 lbs & it gets heavier if we need to bring power tools with us.
They hang off you as well.

But bunny ears ? ? ? ? I'm almost positive we can't get away with bunny ears .
They won't fit on our helmits.

My job requires I wear this awesome top of the line ski jacket that has a comfy down inner layer that can be removed for warm days.

At 3/21/08 09:41 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Two fellas from maintenance were in working on the fountain outside of my room and I was standing in the doorway while my kids went to the restroom. One of them said, "Oooh. A bunny." and I said, "Yes, we're Easter partying." and then right in front of all my kids he said, "You're the woman I've been looking for. Partying, pretty, and Bunny ears. Can I stay with you?" and without missing a beat I said, " No. K kids, lets finish checking this math so we can pass out cupcakes." and I shut the door.

Well if you will insist on wearing bunny ears around men you will get that :p

Kudos on being quick enough with the comeback and ignoring him though.

It's impressive how easily the event of a female wearing bunny ears has diverted the attention from the happening of me becoming of age.

screw you guys

At 3/21/08 04:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I wore them around 6 years olds and the men just showed up.

lol

I'm sure there's something witty and cheeky I can say in response to this but I'll be damned if I can think of it... I have such a bad case of staircase wit it's unbelievable.

Also:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DER-LOWE!

Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear Der-Lowe!
Happy Birthday to you!

At 3/21/08 09:41 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 3/21/08 08:23 AM, stafffighter wrote: Yes it's an easy refrence but I worked to put it in context. That picture has a real betty page quality to it. Esspecially because she dosen't seem too happy to be taking it.

I don't smile in alot of my pictures. I don't like my smile.

But thank you for finding something wrong with it. Just wanted to share the fact that my job allows me to wear ridiculous headware.

Ok, for one I was not critisizing anything. I said the lack of a smile really helped with the Betty Page dom deal you seem to always have going on as a factor of your d.n.a I don't smile in a lot of pictures eather, even when you can see my face.
Secondly, you should like your smile.

Happy Birthday DER LOWE
Your another year older & closer to your death.

Normally I'd have a drink & toast anyone on their yearly date of escaping the womb... but I got to go rig tomorrow & I don't drink the day before I have an early morning call .

*gasp* he's not giving in as per the alcoholic stereotype.

But I hope you have an enjoyable day.

At 3/20/08 10:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I am sooo freaking happy about the new video game forum.

It's almost as fricking scary as the General forum...

At 3/21/08 05:27 PM, Christopherr wrote:

At 3/20/08 10:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I am sooo freaking happy about the new video game forum.

It's almost as fricking scary as the General forum...

Half of general is about the video game forum. But it does five me a chance to fully extole upon Oblivion without all these fallout fanatics on my back.

At 3/21/08 05:27 PM, Christopherr wrote:

At 3/20/08 10:51 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I am sooo freaking happy about the new video game forum.

It's almost as fricking scary as the General forum...

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They've got a 'regulars lounge' up already .

How long has this been forum been up & running ?

Yay for it being Good Friday and me not having any school. =)

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At 3/21/08 06:38 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Yay for it being Good Friday and me not having any school. =)

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I'll try to use the time I have to finish the song parody about some obsecure political party no one cares about.

Dear Japan,

Please stop making horror movies. It's the only way to stop America from re-making them shitily. Eventually our own reserves of good horrow films to remake such as Rob Zombies Halloween, Black Christmas and the horrid looking Prom Night will run out and someone will need an origional idea.

p.s sorry about Cloverfield

At 3/21/08 08:22 PM, stafffighter wrote: p.s sorry about Cloverfield

i liked Cloverfield; it had zerglings.

At 3/19/08 09:29 PM, Malachy wrote: Isn't drinking alone one of the signs of alcoholism?

Usually on the rare occaison I do drink, it's late and everyone else has gone to bed. I can't help it if I'm alone.

At 3/20/08 10:41 AM, Malachy wrote: I enjoy iced tea.

My brother found this thing the other day called "Raw Tea" from Smirnoff. Basically, southern-style sweet tea with lemon that can get you drunk. He swears up and down it tastes like the Lipton tea you can get in cans, though. I took a whiff of it and it had no noticeable alcohol smell to it...

At 3/20/08 05:05 PM, morefngdbs wrote: There ready for the oven tomorrow.
Who wants pie ?

*tilts head*

What the hell kind of pies are those?

I'm guessing the one on the right is apple, but what is the other?

At 3/20/08 06:50 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Funerals are sad and drab affairs.

When I die I want colours, rainbows, clowns and balloons.

When I die, I will be buried in blue jeans and a black shirt with none of that burial makeup, and Metallica will be played or so help me God above I'm coming up out of that casket and strangling the funeral director.

If Metallica will not suffice, then something off of one of Buckethead's unplugged albums will. I'm thinking "Big Sur Moon" or "Electric Tears."

At 3/20/08 08:09 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I now have 8 days off of work. Thank. ^%^&%^&. God.

I got it bad
'Got it bad
'Got it bad...

I'M HOT FOR TEACHER

I got it bad
SO
BAD

I'M HOT FOR TEACHER

*rippin' guitar solo*

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A guy at work has entrusted me with his rare Case double x pocket knife so that I can sharpen it for him. This ought to be interesting...

I got one for you:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

At 3/21/08 10:13 PM, Christopherr wrote: Refrigerator

You never stop amusing me.

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At 3/21/08 10:13 PM, Christopherr wrote: I got one for you:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

I was saving this one for my next myspace blog update, but screw it, THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN.

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There I stood, a cheap bottle of tequila in one hand, crow-bar in the other, covered in blood spatter. The blood was not my own, but from the tangled mess lying on the ground in front of me. I had no recollection of the last 3 days... or was it 4... all I knew is that me and a buddy went for an extended stay in Mexico, and now as I look around me, I realized I was a long way from the Tijuana bar where we started. A thousand miles away almost.

No, we were far away from that tourist trap, and instead were somehow in the 9th Level of Dante's Inferno. Only instead of shuddering from the cold drafts coming off of Satan's wings, I felt a warm breeze as I smiled and realized I had slain the inhuman beast. I looked on the bloodied mass at my feet, looking on with sadistic glee as it shuddered and drew in it's last ragged breath, I smiled with delight... until the cry of nearby children drew me back to reality. My God what had I done?

I killed Mickey Mouse.

Bring it you poetry newbs

Truthful romance

Hey there, you look like a solution to my problems.

I'm lonely and you're lonely but less importantly

Come and share a flawed concept of love with me.

And I can't say that I see myself as a welcome face amongst your friends.

Still, things have a way of happening

Whoever you want to imagine yourself as.

Tonight I feel cool and rested but I can guess it's a façade.

Please spend time with me.

At 3/21/08 10:31 PM, Proteas wrote: There I stood, a cheap bottle of tequila in one hand

Not 5 syllables.

No, we were far away from that tourist trap

Not 7 syllables.

I killed Mickey Mouse.

5 syllables

God you stink at haikus.