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At 4/20/08 01:22 AM, fli wrote: LazyDrunk...
I'm not sure what sharp things you've said... absolutely clueless about that, but--
better that I've forgotten, or maybe never actually read.

Whew :)

Thanks.

But seems like I have a good friend, but you should know that I am on my feet. I may get little Britney Spearish-- when something happens to the family, but... I hope people see that I eventually get over them too.

Life is special, and it goes on, but the point isn't just to get along.

Friends and family, family and friends.

You ever get into watching the UFC on Spike? One of the guys from my hometown, a wrestler named Sean Sherk, was on the other day. He got his ass kicked by Georges St. Pierre, but at 34-2 or something like that I was pretty impressed. I'm still waiting to see some of the guys I used to compete with on the national level attempt to break into the octogon.

Wrestlers gotta stick together, no?

I have a question, how many users do you think will try to attack me for that current sig I have?

At 4/20/08 11:52 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I have a question, how many users do you think will try to attack me for that current sig I have?

Alot because people are idiots

At 4/20/08 12:03 AM, fli wrote: Well,
I just got a call from work saying that I can't come in... apparently, a rowdy costumer I handled a few days ago talked to my boss and said that I was racist to him. Which is bullshit.

Where I come from there are these douche bags running round everywhere called "lawyers." They are pretty much a pain in the ass for all involved but satisfying effective, (unless of course they are Maurice Graham malpractice-man extrodianiare). My Cholos tell me that up in this barrio a great many Mexicans Americans (or "brown" people as they would prefer not to be called by me but it's okay to refer to themselves that way... it's complicated) have used them to great effect.

Also keep in mind that you pissed off an Italian, so maybe you hire neighborhood kids to start your car for the next couple of weeks.

On another topic, do any of you reside near a Native American gaming establishment (Indian Casino)? In August I will start working for a CPA firm which audits Native American gaming establishments (Indian Casinos) all over the country and I will require people to snuggle with on the cold nights away from my wife.

At 4/20/08 08:11 PM, BeFell wrote: Also keep in mind that you pissed off an Italian, so maybe you hire neighborhood kids to start your car for the next couple of weeks.

me i oughta piano wire some manners into you.

At 4/20/08 08:11 PM, BeFell wrote:

Also keep in mind that you pissed off an Italian, so maybe you hire neighborhood kids to start your car for the next couple of weeks.

Italians: not fighting that steriotype too hard since 1929

What? You're saying they do?

At 4/20/08 08:11 PM, BeFell wrote: On another topic, do any of you reside near a Native American gaming establishment (Indian Casino)? In August I will start working for a CPA firm which audits Native American gaming establishments (Indian Casinos) all over the country and I will require people to snuggle with on the cold nights away from my wife.

there's one like an hour or two away from me. I won $5 there the one time I went.

I don't go to casinos because all those movies where people win lots of money turn out to be fictional.

At 4/20/08 09:28 PM, stafffighter wrote: I don't go to casinos because all those movies where people win lots of money turn out to be fictional.

My personal favorite was " God of Gamblers ", he can change his opponent's hands without doing anything.

At 4/20/08 11:52 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I have a question, how many users do you think will try to attack me for that current sig I have?

The ones that attack you are terrorists probably.

At 4/20/08 09:39 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 4/20/08 09:28 PM, stafffighter wrote: I don't go to casinos because all those movies where people win lots of money turn out to be fictional.

My personal favorite was " God of Gamblers ", he can change his opponent's hands without doing anything.

And the movies where people cheat very effectivly, well that just means that the casinos know about those methods. Nothing to learn there.

I know this isn't the right season for something Christmasy, but... I just had to share this with everyone;

Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist sing "Jingle Bombs"

At 4/20/08 09:59 PM, stafffighter wrote:
And the movies where people cheat very effectivly, well that just means that the casinos know about those methods. Nothing to learn there.

Like the one where a guy uses his psychic powers to win, all the parts were uploaded tough at the ending he did acknowledge his opponent's accusation but it doesn't matter anyway.

At 4/20/08 10:06 PM, Proteas wrote: I know this isn't the right season for something Christmasy, but... I just had to share this with everyone;

Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist sing "Jingle Bombs"

Just as I read that the christmas enzite comemrcial where all the girls want to sit on Santa Bobs lap came on. That and a couple nights ago "* crazy nights" was on. I thought I'd have to wait like 6 pr 7 months for that to be on 4 times a day

On another topic, do any of you reside near a Native American gaming establishment (Indian Casino)?

45 minutes from three of them, Hinckley, Mille Lacs and Mystic Lake.

In August I will start working for a CPA firm which audits Native American gaming establishments (Indian Casinos) all over the country and I will require people to snuggle with on the cold nights away from my wife.

Bring the suit.

At 4/21/08 01:07 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Bring the suit.

if the mormon is married and if he keeps his tie and dress shirt on. Dress shoes are optional from 6:00pm to 7:00am, at other times they are needed to keep it from being gay.

I need a post.... it has to be able to be burried in the ground & I have to bolt a pulley on it for the girlfriend.She wants a clothsline & the dryer just isn't good enough on these "nice' days, drying clothes outside makes them smell nicer ?!?!.

WTF... those dryer sheets put a 'nice fresh' scent on the clothes....hell, you can even pick the scent you like ! Outdoors always just smells like ...........well like outdoors.

At 4/20/08 08:11 PM, BeFell wrote: ...I will start working for a CPA firm which audits Native American gaming establishments (Indian Casinos) all over the country

Good for you...
Closest one is Cash Creek Casino, close to the Capitol... I think.
But then again, I'm the type of guy who goes to Las Vegas......... to watch show tunes, and stuff.

and I will require people to snuggle with on the cold nights away from my wife.

SHWING!---

I want to do video blogs for NG-- but I don't want to upload them from YouTube.
But, who knows... I may be doing one today, I guess... if my allergies permit it. Don't wanna be all Fran Drescher on my first Vlog...

Wow, did that dirty hippy BeFeel just post?

Jesus, that guy's such a liberal. I mean, he believes in sex after marriage for priests! Somebody call the pope!!!!!

Also... um... I'm really busy in IRL, with, like, parties and stuff.

Try not to think about how much more fun I'm having than you guys when I'm not around, K?

I failed my flat inspection...twice!

By that mean whilst I've been away from my flat it was inspected, failed, then re-inspected and failed again due to the fact I wasn't there to clean it up. Yeah, it probably can be classed as a health and safety hazard of some sort...

I now have to spend this week writing an essay. Oh joy of joys! Though that waits until after tomorrow where I'm meeting up ith a mate for movies, drink and pizzas. Go student life!

At 4/21/08 02:34 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Jesus, that guy's such a liberal. I mean, he believes in sex after marriage for priests! Somebody call the pope!!!!!

The Lutheran church allows sex for married priests, and we date back centuries. It's not really liberal by today's standards to allow priests sex after marriage.

Thank God for the Bruins.

Made dam sure to see them Saturday night.

Tickets cost me 100 dollars, but thats not a problem.

So going to watch tonight.

Also, Befell, where's the bear suit?

At 4/21/08 02:34 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Wow, did that dirty hippy BeFeel just post?

Give him a break. He was busy in Texas.

Oh Mormon jokes, how I missed you.

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIGHER?

That song is irritating enough as it is; now imagine having it in your head for TWELVE CONSECUTIVE HOURS. I want to drive a stake through my head at this point.

"Hey, that sounds like Creed! I never thought I'd be happy to hear something that sounds like Creed!"

;

At 4/21/08 07:34 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

"Hey, that sounds like Creed! I never thought I'd be happy to hear something that sounds like Creed!"

I thought you were making a Damn Yankees reference for a minute, ya whippersnapper!!

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I cut myself today at work, and for as many knives as I have and for as sharp as I can get them, you would have put money on me cutting myself with a pocket knife or box cutter... nope, glass. I cut a piece for a customer, ran my hand along the edge, and went... WHERE THE HELL ARE MY KEVLAR GLOVES?!

No stitches needed, to fine of a cut... but it still hurts like a bitch.

At 4/21/08 07:34 PM, reviewer-general wrote: CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIGHER?

That song is irritating enough as it is; now imagine having it in your head for TWELVE CONSECUTIVE HOURS. I want to drive a stake through my head at this point.

I'm sure you'll be glad to have it out of your head jsut like you'd be glad to be through with standing in line for clubs you'll never get in, cause you had a bad day, and it's not over, not untill everybody wang chungs tonight.

Golf today was very nice.

We had a different coach, and only two people (including myself) showed up for practice. So, as a result, we got some VERY helpful one-on-one time with the coach, who actually tries to HELP us. It doesn't help that our regular coach is an alcoholic. =\

;

I am finally rid of fucking big ass cars!

I swapped my dad's SUV for my motorcycle today. and what a beautiful ride home it was! He lives in a valley among the tallest mountains in the state, and the drive there is going downhill, so you're looking at wonderful panoramas of mountains and nice green spring growth. The way back was awesome because it was still 70 degrees out and the air was comfortable at 60mph with my jacket on (now I don't feel like such a lamer for wearing my leather jacket around). and white puffy clouds.

I need to get contacts again...because driving around without them or my glasses just ruins the views (corrective lenses make me see better than 20/20, but my vision isn't too bad to begin with, I can pass the vision tests at the DMV without them)

At 4/21/08 08:39 PM, Malachy wrote: I am finally rid of fucking big ass cars!

What's wrong with big ass cars?

I like my Caddy. :-(

I swapped my dad's SUV for my motorcycle today.

Oh, and SUV. Nevermind, I hate them too.

and what a beautiful ride home it was!

All that AND you're getting phenomenal gas mileage?

I don't like you anymore, man. You suck.