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At 2/6/04 12:03 PM, D2KVirus wrote: And it's spelt "Necrophilia" - I should know...errm, can I change this part?

NOW you wish for an edit button...

Ng's BBS would be infinitely better with an edit button, thats something this forum is lacking.

At 2/6/04 03:36 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Ng's BBS would be infinitely better with an edit button, thats something this forum is lacking.

And a "kill n00b" button.

At 2/6/04 03:51 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:
And a "kill n00b" button.

Damm, that would be my all time fav.

At 2/6/04 03:54 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:

At 2/6/04 03:51 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:
And a "kill n00b" button.

Damm, that would be my all time fav.

Yer. Along with "stop diazepam talking" button...

At 2/6/04 03:54 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Damm, that would be my all time fav.

Followed by ''Send mild electric shock to said n00b'' button, and the amount of shocks depends on the n00bishness?

*Mildly teleports out of the barrel right beside pimp*

*Teleports Pimp to the alternate dimension of Xen*

*Takes out a blue button, and destroys the red*

Don't make me push it.

*Adjusts shades

At 2/6/04 04:46 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:
Followed by ''Send mild electric shock to said n00b'' button, and the amount of shocks depends on the n00bishness?

We have a winner. This way, we could extend the pleasure of teaching n00bs "the way".

At 2/6/04 04:56 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: We have a winner. This way, we could extend the pleasure of teaching n00bs "the way".

Or it could just climax with said n00b being electricuted to death, for not having any common sense or ability to reason.

For some reason, this gives me as much pleasure as the thought of people trying to log in, and not knowing that the caps lock is on. Hee hee!

At 2/6/04 04:46 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

:blah

*me syas *Fuck this**

*Me powers up to exrem power level*
*me rips a hole in the barrier between dimensions*
*me punches EGA in the face, making ahuge impact crater in the steel wall bhind him*
*me jumps at him and rips out his spnal cord, ties it around his kneck and hangs him by it*
*me powers down, and pulls out assault rifle,t hen empties it into EGA*
*me smasehs his shades and walks away*

At 2/6/04 05:09 PM, stonedpimp69 wrote: Blah

*Mildly gets back up*

*Grabs mind devouring squid*

*Shoves it up pimp's ass, and watches the gruesome sight of pimp screaming, and trying to pull said squid with all ten arms inside his ass, all nice and wiggly*

*walks over, and drops pimp into a volcano*

*blows up the entrance*

*melts the volcano, and sends pimp and the lava real deep into the earth*

*Drops a match down*

Shouldn't be so cold down there now, huh?

*Adjusts shades*

Anyone have that feeling that if they had the aforementioned "kill/electrocute n00b" button, they'd be pressing it about now?

At 2/6/04 05:45 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Anyone have that feeling that if they had the aforementioned "kill/electrocute n00b" button, they'd be pressing it about now?

Yep.

*prays gods for some sort of lightning bolt to shoot out from the sky*

At 2/6/04 05:45 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Anyone have that feeling that if they had the aforementioned "kill/electrocute n00b" button, they'd be pressing it about now?

That's why it would be extremely user unfriendly. Only the very smart and knowledgeble in computers (and of course, the people who are liked by the mods) would be able to use it.

Surprise, I'm back!
After plane delays of two medical emergencies and US legal jargon regarding flight plans and Cuba, we made it home 5 hours behind schedule.
I loved the trip.
Besides being approached by some (non-english speaking) cuban prostitutes, my ventures into the city (Santiago de Cuba) were uneventful.
What I'm sure you'd all love to know is that there were goats everywhere. You'd have to dodge and swerve a car to avoid them on the roads.
Needless to say, I loved the trip.

At 2/6/04 06:55 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Needless to say, I loved the trip.

And the donkey meat? Did you love it too?

I'll be back up in D.C. on Monday, for a week. No time to linger around Dupont Circle this time -- work work work. I'll report in as soon as I get back.

At 2/6/04 03:51 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 2/6/04 03:36 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Ng's BBS would be infinitely better with an edit button, thats something this forum is lacking.

And a "kill n00b" button.

I thought everyone had those?

At 2/6/04 08:06 PM, TheShrike wrote: I thought everyone had those?

They'd be long since broken. You of all people should know that.

At 2/6/04 06:55 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Surprise, I'm back!

But are you kind of not really, back, or more like sorta-ish back?

I loved the trip.

Glad to hear that.

Besides being approached by some (non-english speaking) cuban prostitutes, my ventures into the city (Santiago de Cuba) were uneventful.

Make a cuban prostitution thread. It would make the world a better place.

What I'm sure you'd all love to know is that there were goats everywhere. You'd have to dodge and swerve a car to avoid them on the roads.

I KNEW THAT'S WHY YOU WENT OMGOMGOMGOGMOGOGOM

Needless to say, I loved the trip.

Glad to have you back.

At 2/6/04 08:10 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

Mine works.

How come everytime I make a decent post, NG loses it?

For example, this completely meaningless and shitty post goes right through, but countless brilliant and life altering things I've tried to post today have been eaten.

I would post them here now, but that would only ensure this post never reaching it's destination.

Besides, copying everything before I post is WAY too much like work for me to do in my leisure time.

At 2/6/04 08:13 PM, TheShrike wrote: Mine works.

Because you have one. We don't.

1, 333 posts already? w00t

At 2/6/04 08:15 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: Besides, copying everything before I post is WAY too much like work for me to do in my leisure time.

Control+c works wonders with Control+v.

But lately, I've been having problems too. NG seems pretty slow to upload my replies. Of course, it could just be the computer, but.........

At 2/6/04 08:15 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: How come everytime I make a decent post, NG loses it?

Can't you hit 'back'? Works for me, anyway.

Sometimes it works, but lately it doesn't. It's things like this that make me go into strange bars full of strangers and guzzle pitchers of beer.....which sounds like a better and better idea evertime I think it......

Going and meeting strangers underneath a veil of alcoholic bliss is always fun.

Yacking the next morning sucks, though.

At 2/6/04 08:25 PM, JudgeFUNK wrote: Sometimes it works, but lately it doesn't. It's things like this that make me go into strange bars full of strangers and guzzle pitchers of beer.....which sounds like a better and better idea evertime I think it......

That's the strange thing about life. Just how do two insanely drunk people actually have sex anyways?

At 2/6/04 08:38 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: That's the strange thing about life. Just how do two insanely drunk people actually have sex anyways?

The man puts his thingie in her thingie, and they move around.

At 2/6/04 08:41 PM, TheShrike wrote: The man puts his thingie in her thingie, and they move around.

And that's the thing. If they're so drunk, how do they know really where the thingy is? For all they know the man's thingy could be in her armpit, moving around.

1, 337 posts?

Forever and for always. Ph33r the evil. Ph33r the power-

Ph33r me.

Why the hell would I wanna fear some ng user?