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At 2/1/04 04:12 PM, MountainHermit wrote: The only way to defeat EGA is if we all work together. cease the fighting between us, all for one and one for all?

*Defeats EGA*

Happy now?

w00t post number 6, 666.
*goes back to hiding*

At 2/1/04 03:18 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 2/1/04 01:52 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Hey! It's your turn to do a move now!

When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.

At least mine can be identified.

Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!

At 2/1/04 04:28 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!

At least I dont smell as bad as you :P

Note: I got bored of Monkey Island

At 2/1/04 04:32 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Note: I got bored of Monkey Island

Nobody can get bored of Monkey Island!

Well... until the new Sam & Max is released.

At 2/1/04 04:42 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Nobody can get bored of Monkey Island!

Well... until the new Sam & Max is released.

I suggest you get professional help, my friend.

At 2/1/04 05:02 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: I suggest you get professional help, my friend.

Sure, just give me the number of the psychiatrist to who you went.

(Ha! that one isn't even in monkey island!)

At 2/1/04 04:21 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: w00t post number 6, 666.

Thats odd, take a look at my voting power;

Experience: Ranked # 760 out of 438,283 users!
Blam/Protect: Ranked # 455 out of 438,283 users!
Stickers: 0 (and proud of it)
Voting Power: 6.66 votes

Super Bowl. Oh, god, the drunks outside. Target practice time.

I think the FIFA world cup and the Stanley Cup Playoffs are more popular than the Superbowl up in Cananada.

At 2/1/04 06:36 PM, swallowing_shit wrote: I think the FIFA world cup and the Stanley Cup Playoffs are more popular than the Superbowl up in Cananada.

Probably, I hardly ever watch football anyways. And as for the stanley cup, even the complete opposites of sport entusiast watch it. its odd really, when its playoff season you can start a conversation over hockey with 99.8% of people, and thats including girls. Not sire about soccee though.

My, bum has never been so right when he said that this thread is SO violent.

You can burn me, beat me, rape me, shoot me, dismember me, cut me, slice me, blow me, blow me up, and a multitude of other nasty things, but you can't kill me. Ever. Not even theShrike can stop me. Nobody can.

stonedpimp69

*Pulls out twin D. Eagles on island*

*After a hour or two of slaughter, comes over to pimp*

You think this makes you anymore of a man here? Of a user and a citizen in general?

*takes out katana and stabs pimp through the hand, going all the way through the arm and into the socket*

Do you think you can even stop me? I've taken much worse than this, and still have been able to get up and kick ass in return. On BBS's which have no rules or mods.

*Slams metal end of katana into wall socket*

*dumps napalm on pimp to be lighted by a enevitable spark*

*opens up all the stitches in pimp's stomach*

*stabs pimp in the heart with a needle and injects huge amounts of liquid VX*

*Leaves for the next victim*

MountainHermit

*Simply grabs back spinal cord and uses it to cut off circulation for all limbs of Hermit*

*Shoves it through one end of his ear, and takes it out of the other*

*Leaves the pitful sight lying in agony*

*Replaces spinal cord and lights a cig*

bumcheekcity

*Kidnaps BCC and teleports him sixty miles away*

*Creates a replacement clone that runs around screaming ''LOCK THIS THREAD!'' and such until BCC gets back, at which point clone will be phased out of existance*

JudgeFUNK

*Adjusts shades and trenchcoat*

You know, I've met many people like you.

*Body slams Funk into the ground*

....who've flaunted their status and power and raised the dick in their pants....

*Grabs Funk by the leg and throws him into a tree, groin first*

It's funny, how many I've had to deal with......

*grabs pair of metal gloves, electrifies them and grabs FUNK by the face*

I tried to avoid this. I tried to make our differences work.

The one thing you're just not realizing, is that whatever voltage doesn't go to you, just feeds my power and rage.

It's high time you learned......

*Raises arm back*

What it means......

To be a man

*Powerfully punches the weakened FUNK*

At 2/1/04 06:47 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:

:blah

*Resistance necromancers run up and quickly resurrect everyone ega has just so violently killed, giving them siad immunity to poison, and amazing matrix style powers only slightly inferior to mine.*
*I stand up and say: Alright everyone, we just saw how brutal EGA is, what say ye we unite?*
*hands out weapons en masse to said victims of EGA*
pulls out mortar launcher and fires at EGA, who is still JUST visible on the horizon. Watches mortar hit, then runs up to his body and empties several rounds of M16 fire into EGA's body, then impales it on a katana, pours oil all over him, and throws match, then starts leaving, and as i'm almost gone, turn around, put on gas mask, and throw a HUGE container of the plague at where EGA was just lying.*
*uses matrix powers to teleport to unknown location and awaits EGA's move*

*puts asterisk before pulls to make it happen*

At 2/1/04 08:50 PM, stonedpimp69 wrote:

At 2/1/04 06:47 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: blah

blah

*Gets back to feet*

*Cracks neck*

Wussy puss.

*Grabs pimp and throws him through a building and napalms said building*

*Turns and faces FUNK*

Nobody gets in my way, good man. Time to see just who's the big daddy in THIS shithouse.

*Adjusts shades and goes into fighting stance*

*runs out screaming rebell yell, with a katana over his head, and impales EGA on it, then steps back into fighting stance, I KNOW KUNG FU MUTHERFUCKA*

At 2/1/04 09:00 PM, stonedpimp69 wrote: *runs out screaming rebell yell, with a katana over his head, and impales EGA on it, then steps back into fighting stance, I KNOW KUNG FU MUTHERFUCKA*

*Slams pimp with blunt end of katana*

*Grabs pimp's nipples and shoves them up his nostrils*

*Kicks pimp off a cliff*

*adjusts shades*

*Goes back to fight with FUNK*

*as i'm falling down cliff, I use my matrix powers ,to rewind time, bring making myself fly back up the cliff. As EGA tries to grab my nipples, I get him in an armlock and break his arm, thereafter I pull a desert eagle, apply pressure to his shoulder balde to put him on his knees, and point it at his temple, thereafter I say: survive this(loads of matrix references lol :P), and press the trigger*

At 2/1/04 09:11 PM, stonedpimp69 wrote: *as i'm falling down cliff, I use my matrix powers ,to rewind time, bring making myself fly back up the cliff. As EGA tries to grab my nipples, I get him in an armlock and break his arm, thereafter I pull a desert eagle, apply pressure to his shoulder balde to put him on his knees, and point it at his temple, thereafter I say: survive this(loads of matrix references lol :P), and press the trigger*

*Uses anti matrix powers and re-reverses time to where pimp is falling down the cliff with his nipples in his nostrils*

*Drops a truckload of explosives down*

And stay there!

*Adjusts shades and continues duel with FUNK*

*smooths my landing, dodges the explosives, using matrix reflexes, then sets up mortar launcher, and using a surveillance satellite, starts bomnbarding the duellfield, but only the positions where EGA is located, taking care not to hit Funk. Not even YOU can survive a direct hit from a bio mortar(oops did I just mention that outlouf? Oh well I put a collection of just about every virus known to mankind, plus some developed in resistance labs, and a collection of lethal doses of every poison known to mankind, plus some resistance developed ones, in EACH mortar.) Even EGA can't take a direct hit from this shit.(It was tested on other agent's which were captured by the resistance they died within a minute of taking a hit...*

9:49 PM EST: satellite fixates 17 direct hits to EGA.
9:50 PM EST: a group of resistance commandos in gas masks comes up to the field, the poisons it, and unloads hundreds of rounds of ammunition into EGa's body for good measure.
9:51 EST Funk is evacuated, and treated with all kinds of antidotes and antibacterial agents just in case he got a whiff of the shit inside the mortars.
9:52 PM EST: resistance satellite fires huge laser at the ex duell field, instantly incinerating EGA's body along with everything to be found on the battle field.
9:55 PM EST: resistance commando squad seizes NGBBSPR( Newgrounds Bulletin Board System Public Radio), and broadcasts this prerecording of me:
EGA has been dealt with, but we(the resistance) fear he will think of a way to come back to life. To counter this threat, we(the resistance propose a seizefire, between me(stonedpimp69), bumsefar, JudgeFUNK, MountainHermit, Veggiemeal, The Shrike, and all others who are interested in the defeat and downfall of the evil known only as EGA. Also keep in mind, that if you DoON't join forces with me, my faithfull necromancers, will simply reverse the spell they used to resurrect you, after EGA's atrocities (;P)).
Also I await the return of swaenk, who has disappeared, ever since recieving high rank in the resistance. If he doesn't reappear within 24 h, we will have to rreassign his rank to someone else.
5 minutes later:THE RESISTANCE SHALL TRIUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thereafter the commandos left the broadcasting station, and retreated back to their base of origin.

Guys, wish me luck. Tomorrow im going to be sleeping in a quin-zhee (read: heap of snow). This is probably my last post in the regulars lounge thread, unless I survive tomorrow night, wich I doubt.

luck man

Janet Jackson's nipple!

At 2/1/04 10:50 PM, swallowing_shit wrote: Janet Jackson's nipple!

YES!!!!!! I was going to say something about it, but I kept second guessing myself on what I saw. When it popped out, I was literally ROFLMAOOL. Boy, I was laughing so hard I taught I was going to die from lack of oxygen. Damm, can't wait 'till some nerd freezes the picture and spreads it all over the internet.

I do have the link but posting it would be against forum rules, I believe.

However, it doesn't say anything about posting a link to another forum that may or may not have a link to Janet Jackson's nipple.

lalala

I think it was on purpose. Did anybody else notice a streaker.

I have decided to come out of hiding to help the forces of good overcome the evil forces of UNpossible... err I mean EGA.
*pushes EGA into death valley*
*fills said valley with quick dry cement*
*said cement dries on contact with with EGA*
*EGA now burried at bottom of Death VAlley encased in cememnt*
*walks away wiping hands on pants*
*downloads pictures of Janets boob*

At 2/1/04 11:28 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote:

:bullshit
*EGA is lying incinerated by satellite laser on remains of battlefield, and his ashes are infested with every virus and poison known to mankind...*
You just *accidentaly* dropped UNpossibility into the valley. I'm SOOO sure it was an accident ;P lol